Haadse Kabhi Bhi Ho Sakte Hai

Views: 12,753 - Posted on 25 Jan 2012

Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha.

Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua?

Santa: “Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai

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Hindi Version

एक बार शराबी संता का लंड टूट गया, एक आदमी उसे हॉस्पिटल ले गया, वहां डॉक्टर ने पूछा.

डॉक्टर: "यह कैसे हुआ?"

संता: "मैं उसको जान से मार दूंगा जिसने दिवार पर नंगी लड़की की तस्वीर चिपकाई"



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34 Responses to "Haadse Kabhi Bhi Ho Sakte Hai"

  1. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

    Yaar yaha se meaow meaow ki awaj aa rahi hai lagta hai apna jay aa giya hai

  2. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

    Oye jay maine tere fb wall pe jan 16 ko post di thi lekin tune koi rply nahi di beeee , aur suna kaise hai tere brother ki dulhan abhi mili ki nahi

  3. Sujeet says:

    Santa andha hai kya use ladki aur tasweer me koi fark hi nahi dikha… Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe…

  4. BENAAM says:

    Hahahahahahaha….. wah! Kya mast joke post kiya b k.
    Santa k 7 to klpd ho gaya.hehe…
    Bechara Santa, thokne gaya tha aur thokar kha kar aa gaya. -:D
    3WBJ

  5. Aur santa ne us pic ko real ladki samjha aur us ladki ke c**t pr apna l**d lagakar dhakka mara aur wo sidha jake diwal pe lga. Uske bad kya hua .. Wahi jo ap logo ne joke me read kiya..
    Hahahahaha…..
    Hii.. Dosto kaise ho ap sub?
    Ap kaisi ho priya ji..?

  6. pankaj says:

    @ admin….ye hindi me joke tranclete kiye hue hai …ye kon sa software hai….mujhe bhi apne kuch dacument hindi me tranclete karne hai…………

  7. carez says:

    aise hi logo ko lundchat kahte hain

  8. Ramo says:

    @admin are santa la l@nd to kal 24jan2012 ko doctor ne kat deya tha aaj kaha se aa gey

    • Admin says:

      abe santa ne kisi aur ka kata tha… jokes dhayan se pada karo

      • Ramo says:

        Are jab santa ne us admi me ka kata,
        phir admi ko pata laga k santa ne galti se kat deya hai toh us ne santa se lund wapas manga par santa ne kaha ki wo to uska tandori banakar kha geya,
        phir admi ko gusa aya toh usne dusre doctor se uka katwa kar apne laga leya,
        aur jab santa bena lan k duki tha to sarab pene laga aur nashe mein postar wali girl sath kar deya

  9. Ramo says:

    @pankaj are tu google par search kar le koy na koy software mil jayga transelation k liya

  10. Ramo says:

    Santa nashe mein tha es leya aisa kiya agar koy girl hote toh wo bhi nashe mein handpump ko dekar aisa hi karti

  11. Rahul says:

    hi frnz me is site pe naya hu

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