Haadse Kabhi Bhi Ho Sakte Hai
Views: 12,753 - Posted on 25 Jan 2012
Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha.
Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua?”
Santa: “Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai“
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एक बार शराबी संता का लंड टूट गया, एक आदमी उसे हॉस्पिटल ले गया, वहां डॉक्टर ने पूछा.
डॉक्टर: "यह कैसे हुआ?"
संता: "मैं उसको जान से मार दूंगा जिसने दिवार पर नंगी लड़की की तस्वीर चिपकाई"
good joke
Yaar yaha se meaow meaow ki awaj aa rahi hai lagta hai apna jay aa giya hai
Oye jay maine tere fb wall pe jan 16 ko post di thi lekin tune koi rply nahi di beeee , aur suna kaise hai tere brother ki dulhan abhi mili ki nahi
Santa andha hai kya use ladki aur tasweer me koi fark hi nahi dikha… Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe…
Hahahahahahaha….. wah! Kya mast joke post kiya b k.
Santa k 7 to klpd ho gaya.hehe…
Bechara Santa, thokne gaya tha aur thokar kha kar aa gaya. -:D
3WBJ
Aur santa ne us pic ko real ladki samjha aur us ladki ke c**t pr apna l**d lagakar dhakka mara aur wo sidha jake diwal pe lga. Uske bad kya hua .. Wahi jo ap logo ne joke me read kiya..
Hahahahaha…..
Hii.. Dosto kaise ho ap sub?
Ap kaisi ho priya ji..?
Im very very f9 & u? Thanks joke explain kr krne k liye :)
Thanks madam..
Ap mujhe yad mt kariyega. Nhi to apki ijjat chali jayegi.
Okk as u wish..bt m apko always rply krti hu.check previous jokes..anywys goodbye
hahahahaha Nilesh aapne ye aankho dekhaa haal sunaayaa he ya aapbeeti heheheheheeh
but joke nice aur Nilesh aapki stoty bhi hahahah
@ admin….ye hindi me joke tranclete kiye hue hai …ye kon sa software hai….mujhe bhi apne kuch dacument hindi me tranclete karne hai…………
@lunkaj kon hai be tu …. main tujhe nahi janta … tu kuch lalchi kism ka banda lagg raha hai….. fir b mere ko mail kar de main karke vapis send kar dunga hehehehehe
abe 400 page ka doc. hai.. kese karega…..tu site ka naam bata na…fir m mobile mssg bhi hindi me bheja karunga
chinta na kar… chahe 4000 page ho ;) kar dunga… akhir bhai hi to selfisho ke kaam aata hai
Admin mujhe b wo software btana kya pata kal ko koi ladki mujhe english me love letter likhe to main use translate to kar lunga
hahahahahahahaha
mujhe send kar diyo na …. :p
Admin tumhe wo letter send karne ka matlab letter to hath se giya aur ladki b ,tume nahi btana to na bta main dictionery le aaunga , hlo yaar site ki koi ladki mujhe pls. English me love letter likh do mujhe dictionery se practise karni hai
Rashii likh degi chinta na kar
Hum? :(
mujhe …. :’)
hume toh angrezi aati hi :’(
:-P
Rashii ji aajkal aap Symbolic talk jyaadaa kar rahee ho.kya baat he?
aur kaisee ho?
nvg language nhi aati isliye :(
Hlo barbi doll kaisi ho
m ok heartbeat ji :)
aise hi logo ko lundchat kahte hain
@admin are santa la l@nd to kal 24jan2012 ko doctor ne kat deya tha aaj kaha se aa gey
abe santa ne kisi aur ka kata tha… jokes dhayan se pada karo
Are jab santa ne us admi me ka kata,
phir admi ko pata laga k santa ne galti se kat deya hai toh us ne santa se lund wapas manga par santa ne kaha ki wo to uska tandori banakar kha geya,
phir admi ko gusa aya toh usne dusre doctor se uka katwa kar apne laga leya,
aur jab santa bena lan k duki tha to sarab pene laga aur nashe mein postar wali girl sath kar deya
@pankaj are tu google par search kar le koy na koy software mil jayga transelation k liya
hehehehehahahahaha
Santa nashe mein tha es leya aisa kiya agar koy girl hote toh wo bhi nashe mein handpump ko dekar aisa hi karti
hi frnz me is site pe naya hu