Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante
Views: 17,592 - Posted on 22 Nov 2011
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ka Khada Nahi Ho Raha Thha,
Patni Ne Usko Muh Mein Le Liya Aur Koshish Ki Par Fir Bhi Baat Nahi Bani.
Husband Ko Ye Dekhar Gussa Aaya Aur Bola: “Durr Hatt Ja, Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante“
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hehehehehe pat to muthmar nikla hahahahaha
@ Dhiraj as u wished
This is From u to Rashi via me
Tujh ko duniya se fursat mile to tujh se poochoN
Yaad bhi aate haiN tujhe DOST puraane waale
Ek tuu hai ke jise bhool na paaye ham
Warna andaaz to aate haiN hameiN bhi zamaane waale
Thanx deleted ji, hum apko btana chahte hain ki humara real name rashii nhi hain so dariye mt humse :-)
hahahahahaha
Admin ji Ap kyu has rahe ho?
@ Rashi ji
This is our first conversion , as u know my wife’s name is Rashi
Therefore , before writing about u I think 10 times as my wife’s face comes in my mind and I get scared.
HaHaHa.
OMG! Itna darr apni wife se, acha hain ji drna bhi chaiye :-D
Hahahahaha….. Ye jarur santa hi rha hoga warna koi aur hota to turant hi uska khada ho jata. hehehe….
@hii.. Dosto (admin wanted deleted jay anuj hps kobra dhiraj rashii panchy meghna rakhi shakshii and dear all friends ) kaise ho ap sub. ??
@WANTED BRO kaise ho aur tumhare.**** ka kya hal hai …. Hehehe bura mt manna yar.. Dost hone ke nate puch raha hu..
@JAY J ab aa b jao bahut ho gya..
@aur kaho ADMIN BRO kaise ho. ??
@are GEETIKA J ap to chahak hi nhi rahi hai. kaha chali gyi .? ap ke bina to kuch acha hi nhi lag rha hai… (( KYA HUAA TERA WADA )) HEHEHEHEHE…….
Jo Garjte Hai Wo Barsate Nahii… Hehehehe……
sale, 2ne fir se chutiyagiri start kr di. ab v waqt hai smhl ja warna JAY ko wapas tere gand me ghusa dunga :@
WANTED J maine isme chutiyagiri kya ki hai.??
Please bataiye to sahi..
@Yar ek bat samjh me nhi ayi ki tum log mujhse chidte kyo ho?? Kya mujhe tum logo se dushmani hai .?? Jabki mai yaha pr jitne b coments karta hu wo isliye ki mai ap logo ko dost manta hu. Lekin yar tum log ho ki bas…..
Khair chhodo ye sub bate..
@Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub .??
joke smjh nahi…………. aya but anyways sab dosto ko hamari taraf se namaste…
Meghna j i am 5n ap bataiye kaisi hai. ??
are…. meghna ji… joke bohot asan…. bas thoda sa sochiye… jawab mil zayega…
Meghna ji ap pareshan mat hoiye agar joke samaj nai aya
aane do sale pankaj ko abi khabar leta hu. Kamine ko ek kaam diya tha vo bi dang se na hua. Aane do.
Warning: Himansu aage se kisi user ko juban sambhal ke bat kariyo… usko faltu bolo jo tumhe bole…
hmmm….yaar ab m kya bolu admin ne sab kah hi diya tujhe.. apni limit pahchan ….. q padi lakdi le raha hai…….
kash pati ko ye bhi pata hota ki
CHOOTON ke bhoot haaton se nahi mante
to patni bhi enjoy kar leti !!! hehehe…
Hmmm joke is ok………..
Hey frnds kaise ho ap sb?
Dhiraj ji jay dear kaha hain dikhayi nhi dey rahe?
Wanted ji result aane me time hain, n hum kahi nhi gaye bus thoda sa khud per dhyan dene me busy thae :)
Nilesh ji m ok n u?
Mainak ji sry late reply ke liye
pankaj ji kuch to hua hain kuch ho gya hain kuch is tarah se jindgi bdal gyi :-D
anuj ji, kinshuk ji, kapil ji, mausam ji, hps ji, cute heartbeat ji n all frnds tc
hii rashii ji,,,, aap kaisi ho… aur itna late reply kyun ji//???
Hum thik hain mainak ji bs thoda busy thae ap kaise ho?
@Rashii jee bas aapki kripa se jinda hu :)
aap sunaye kaisi hai
Anuj ji hum bilkul mast hain mast bole toh rapchik :)
hehehe rashii ji aapka commnt samajh me nahi aaya…plz.. khul ke samjhaiye……..:(
kya khol ke samjhaye vo ab sale..
Pankaj ji hum kahi nhi jane wale ap sb dosto ki kripa se hum hmesa khush rhege aur ap sbhi ko apne cmts se tng krege:-D
Mann(dil) khol kr :-)
hahahaha sahi kaha rashii
aap is tarah ki baate karte ho to mujhe pata nahi q darr sa lagne lagta hai….kahi jane ka irada to nahi hai…..hmm
joke samajh nhi aaya bt anyways dhiraj , jay and rashii and all frnds kese ho sb
Thank god aapne hume yaad to kiya:)
Rashii ji, nilesh ji, wanted ji, deletee ji, kinshuk ji, anuj ji, meghana ji, devendra ji, mainakbadshah ji n all frnds i’m 5n.
Admin ji, priya ji, jay bro, Rashii ji, nilesh ji, wanted ji, deleted ji, kinshuk ji, anuj ji, meghana ji, devendra ji, mainakbadshah ji n all frnds i’m 5n. Aap sabhi ke pyaar ko dekhkar dil khush ho jata hai.
Humara bhi yhi kehna hain hps ji
Hi HPS
Yaar what is the full form of HPS ?
Is it Harpreet singh.?
Hand Practise Singh hehehe
ohh, itne dino k baad humari yaad aarahi hai tumhe kinshuk ji…hehe!!tc little boy..
@deleted,thanks..
yeh tumhe deleted….via someone from me..
teri bato k hum diwane hue,
teri yado mein hum khoye hue,
tum mujhe yaad karoge humesha,
aur hum bhi aapko na bhul paenge.
tc del..
rashii di ab jab jay ji dubai prasthan karenge shayd cmnt de paye..par aapka jo bhi naam ho rashii hi rakh lo apna naam asli wala aapka naam..thik nahi hai change kr dijiye..Q:)
tc..friends..
KyaApko humara asli name pta hain dhiraj ji?
जय, कान्हा हो तुम,
तुम्हारे दोस्त तुम को याद कर रहे हैं,
tumhara dost,
tumhara something,
jay ho sakta hai tumhein log dil mein naa rakhte ho..par tum logo k dimag se kabhi nahi nikal sakte..jaise tum aur main..hehehhehehh
Q:)..tc..jay.
kinshuk tum facebook pe agar ho to..mujhe apna..fb id dedo ..main tumhe dekhna chahta hoon,
deleted se bhi yehi chahata hoon,
di,to dene wali nahi..
agar nahi doge phir bhi tum sab mere heartbook mein add ho chuke ho..
Q:)
@ Dhiraj thanks for the sher.
And I have not uploaded pic on Facebook .
And Ye Jay ka kya chakkar h wo khaN h
@DMIN BRO ap humse gussa hai kya .??
Kuch bol nhi rhe hai’
maine apko gali diya iske liye….
AM SORRYYYYYYY…..
@rashii di,jab aap pehli baar nv site pe aayi thi to isi naam se aain thi…isliye mujhe aapka asli naam nahi pata