Haaye Garibi Maar Gayi
Views: 30,618 - Posted on 03 May 2012
Wo 500/- Rupaye Mangti Rahi ….. Hum 250/- Pe Hi Ade Rahe,
Wo Naala Baandh Ke Chali Gayi ….. Hum Lund Pakad Ke Khade Rahe,
Muth Ke Liye Hi Hum Reh Gaye ….. Kismat Humari Haar Gayi,
Haaye Garibi Maar Gayi ….. Haaye Garibi Maar Gayi.
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वो 500 /- रुपये मांगती रही ..... हम 250 /- पे ही अड़े रहे,
वो नाला बाँध के चली गयी ..... हम लंड पकड़ के खड़े रहे,
मुठ के लिए ही हम रह गए ..... किस्मत हमारी हार गयी,
हाय गरीबी मार गयी ..... हाय गरीबी मार गयी.
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hahahahahaha……….Wah! kya mast joke hai.
Wo Naala Baandh Ke Chali jati hai…aur….. Hum Lund Pakad Ke Khade Rah jate hai.
Akksar hum Gareebo ke sath Aisa hota hai.
Admin yaar tu kahe to ma kuch rupees donate kardun. Humse tumari ye halat dekhi nai jati
par suna h…’ jay tha gay’ to karod pati h…!!
Kya Matlab ????????
Mtlb ye..dear..ki muje is se behtar idea nh smj a raha tha..tumhe site pr dulane k liye…tum kl se desi boy bn kr cmnt kr rahe the…but hume to apne jay se milna tha….
Swagat h dear site pr…
“Jane kyu ati thi yad tumhari,
Chura le jati thi ankhon se nend humari
rehta tha khayal yahi subh-o-sham
Kab hogi tumse phir mulkat humari..”
Deepak bro. Aisi koi baat nahi hai ki mai site par Jay name se nahi aata aur Desi Boy k name se he comments karta. Mai kal hi site par Aaya aur ye socha ki dekhu koun-koun se frnds mujhe pahchan letey hai. Esliye maine desi boy k name se comments kiya. Lekin mujhe ye dekhkar badi khushi huyi ki Admin ne mujhe pahchan liya aur sath me Aap kuch mere lovely frnds ne bhi.
Hi Dear all friends,
Good morning !!!!!!!!!
Aaz Phir Huyi Aankh Num Phir Dil Udaas Hai.
Shayed Ki Khushi Khatam Hui Ab Ghum Ka Aghaz Hai.
Ab Wo Doston Ka Hajum Wo Kehkaha,
Huway Sub Khatam Ab Tanhaie Ka Saath Hai.
Jala Is Kadar Dil Ki Mat Pucho Yaaro,
Pehlay Ghum Nayab Thaa Ab Khushi Nayab Hai.
Khud Ki Halat Ke Bhanwar Main Chod Nahin Sakta,
Yaaro Kya Karun Q ki Khud-Kushi bhi Haram Hai.
Dhiraj Sweetheart, Admin bhai, Del bro, Nilesh bro, Deepak, Priya, Sonam, Himanshu, Prince bro n dear all frnds………jo es time site par nahi hai Aap sabhi ko mera pyar bhra Namskar….
Mai udhar kareeb ek month se Aap sabhi se dur thha pahle uske liye Dil se sorry!!!!!!!!
Yaaro kya karu Zindagi me aur bhi bahut sare Gum hai Mohabbat ke siwa…….
Dosto mai Job ke silsile me kuch jyada busy thha jiski vajah se mai comments nahi kar paa raha thha. Lekin ab daily mai comments kiya karunga……
Bhai naya job mila k nhi…..? Lekin ye btao admin jo apka job btata tha usse man bhar gaya kya…..
@Hps bro. Admin k bataye job koi dusara Aadmi kar he nahi sakta hai. Wo Kewal Admin hi kar sakta hai hai :p
Maja nahi aaya
hehehe………Admin Bhosadi ke tu Apni Gand ko Kela, Gajar, Ghiya (Louki) ye sab cheze Khila-Khila ke Moti aur Takatwar bana le kyuki mai aa gaya teri G ka Dushman :p :d…
Yaro mai 5 Months India me Apne Lover n frnds ke sath raha hun aur khub enjoy aur masti kiya lekin 25 April ko Out of Country (K.S.A) Aa Gaya hun.
Dosto Mujhe pahle kabhi kishi se itni Judai ka gum nahi huwa thha jo es baar ho raha hai .
Alwida Kehte Howe Jab Mai Ne Us Se Mangi Koi Nishani..!!
Wo Rokar Boli Ke Meri-Judai Hi Kafi Hai Aapko Rulany Ke Liye..
(Admin bhai aap to samjh gaye honge)
ha ha main to beta samajh gaya hun achi tarha se…… aur soch raha hun teri us lover ko teri baki sab lovers ka address de du..
Fir uska belan hi kafi hai tujhe rulane ke liye
hahahaha…….. Sale tu mujhe dara raha hai, Ye bata tu us se contact kaise karega ??? Tere pash to uska koi contact number ya address bhi to nahi hai:P
hehehe bacha yaad hai tune mere ko ek bar cal ki thi ;) hehe vo number pe karunga vo number na chalta hua to main tere ganv jaunga
hehehehehe
hahahaha…….. Mere ganv chala gaya toh phir tujhko belan khane padenge :(
Gud afternoon frndzzz….
Jay bro ap kha busy the. I m really 5n. N u….???
Aur other frnds hw r u all…???
Nilesh bro mai to pahle hi comment me bata chuka hun ki mai Apni Job ke Silsile me busy thha. Lekin ab daily cmnts karunga.
I’m 5n bro
Hayee..Re…..! udhhar naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai…!
g* marne ka mood ho tb naa…… garibi…?
Admin this is the right treatment for
you
Jay meine tujhe pahchan lia tha…teri wording se …..
Nilesh apki hero Honda kaisi chal rahi h …..
Deepak you are going great keep it up
Thnx bro. kishi tarah to pahchna liya.
Nilesh herohonda is now seprated heromotocorp and honda and what about your herohonda
What’s going on???????????
dear all…. main yeh website bahut enjoy kar rahi hu.. bahut acha lagata hai…jab sardar aur pathan ka joke aata hai…i like it…well i m still miss my bf…usaki to shadi ho gayi….aur sala baap bhi ban gaya…par..meri jindagi…adhuri rah gayi…maine usake pyar ko nahi pehchana….i miss him…