Haaye Re Tensions Hi Tensions
Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi 3 Din Se Beemar Thhi, Bechara Tension Mein Thha
Ghar Se Dawayi Lene Ke Liye Nikla To Baarish Shuru Ho Gayi, Tension Aur Bad Gayi
Baarish Ruki To Jaisi Hi Ghar Se Nikla To Bike Puncture Ho Gayi, Bechara Fir Tension Mein
Bike Ko Puncture Lagvaya To Thodi Door Jane Ke Baad Ek Aurat Ne Use Awaj Di, Usko Tension Hui Ki Ye Kon Hai Jisne Awaj Lagayi
Usne Aurat Se Pucha To Usne Bataya Ki Vo Pregnant Hai Usko Hospital Le Jao, Bechara Aur Tension Mein Aa Gaya
Fir Bhi Insaniyat Ke Nate Usne Uski Help Ki Aur Hospital Le Gaya, Pata Chala Doctor Abhi Nahi Aya, Bechare Ki Tension Aur Bad Gayi
Doctor Jab Aya To Usne Operation Karne Se Mana Kar Diya Ki Iske Pati Ko Lao, Aadmi Ko Aur Tension Ho Gayi
Par Usne Apna Faraz Nibhate Hue Kaha Ki Main Hi Iska Pati Hun, Ab Tension Ye Thhi Ki Bachha Hoga Bhi Nahi
Doctor Ne Usko Aake Kaha Ki Ladka Hua Hai, Ab Vo Jaisi Hi Jane Laga To Aurat Ne Awaj De Ke Kaha Patidev Kaha Ja Rahe Ho. Sun Ke Tension Extreme Ho Gayi
Usne Kaha Ki Maine To Operation Ho Jaye Isliye Kaha Tha Ki Pati Hun, Par Aurat Ne Kaha Ki Yahi Mera Pati Hai, Tension Se Sir Fatne Ko Ho Gaya
Usne Kaha Ki Doctor Mera Test Kar Lo, Doctor Ne Test Kiya To Pata Chala Ki Vo To Baap Hi Nahi Ban Sakta Tha, Ye Sochkar Uski Tension Hadd Se Jyada Badd Gayi
Jaisi Hi Bahar Aya To Socha Ki Ghar Mein Jo Do Bache Hai Fir Vo Kiske Hai, Bas Is Tension Se Vo Vahi Behosh Ho Gaya
So Dosto Aaj Ke Time Jidhar Bhi Jao Tensions Hi Tensions Hai, So Jara Dhayan Se Jiyo
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घर से दवाई लेने के लिए निकला तो बारिश शुरू हो गयी, टेंशन और बड गयी
बारिश रुकी तो जैसी ही घर से निकला तो बाइक पंक्चर हो गयी, बेचारा फिर टेंशन में
बाइक को पंक्चर लगवाया तो थोड़ी दूर जाने के बाद एक औरत ने उसे आवाज दी, उसको टेंशन हुई की ये कोन है जिसने आवाज लगायी
उसने औरत से पूछा तो उसने बताया की वो प्रेग्नेंट है उसको हॉस्पिटल ले जाओ, बेचारा और टेंशन में आ गया
फिर भी इंसानियत के नाते उसने उसकी हेल्प की और हॉस्पिटल ले गया, पता चला डॉक्टर अभी नहीं आया, बेचारे की टेंशन और बड गयी
डॉक्टर जब आया तो उसने ऑपरेशन करने से मना कर दिया की इसके पति को लाओ, आदमी को और टेंशन हो गयी
पर उसने अपना फ़र्ज़ निभाते हुए कहा की मैं ही इसका पति हूँ, अब टेंशन ये थी की बच्चा होगा भी नहीं
डॉक्टर ने उसको आके कहा की लड़का हुआ है, अब वो जैसी ही जाने लगा तो औरत ने आवाज दे के कहा पतिदेव कहा जा रहे हो. सुन के टेंशन हद्द से ज्यादा हो गयी
उसने कहा की मैंने तो ऑपरेशन हो जाये इसलिए कहा था की पति हूँ, पर औरत ने कहा की यही मेरा पति है, टेंशन से सर फटने को हो गया
उसने कहा की डॉक्टर मेरा टेस्ट कर लो, डॉक्टर ने टेस्ट किया तो पता चला की वो तो बाप ही नहीं बन सकता था, ये सोचकर उसकी टेंशन हद से ज्यादा बद्द गयी
जैसी ही बाहर आया तो सोचा की घर में जो दो बच्चे है फिर वो किसके है, बस इस टेंशन से वो वहीँ बेहोश हो गया
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divya dear tumhari yaad aa rahi hei kaha ho yaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr itna dunda fir bhi nahi milin kal aake sorry bologi not fair dosti mei no sorry ok
very gud
@MANISH Yaar hum Tmse kuch puchna chahte hai. Uska bura Mt manna
Tumhara Aur Anjali Ka jo Kuch b ho rha hai yaha pr sb dekh rhe hai.
Tm kehte ho ki Anjali se tm bahat pyar krte ho lakin aisa kaise ho skta hai yaar..
Tmhari Pehli GF jisse tm bahat pyar krte the aur wo is duniya me nhi rhi.. Aisa hone ke baad tmko pyar kaise ho skta hai.
Tm Is Site Pr Sirf 1 month se aa rhe ho aur Anjali ko 15-20 din se comnt. kr rhe ho.
Na uske Bare me Me Tm kuch jante ho.Na usse tm kbhi baat kiye ho.
Ab ye tm kaho ge ki tm kya jano pyar kya hota hai.. Lakin yaar pyar hum b kiye hai. Uska naam avantika hai.. hum usse Shadi nhi kr paye. Is baat ko 2 saal ho gya lakin hm aaj b usse utna hi pyar krte hai. Humko kitni b sundar Wife mile ya humse kitna b pyar kare. mere life me uska jagah koi nhi le skta.
Tumhare PAPA ka Itna tabyat kharab hai wo ICU me bharti hai Aur tm yaha pr Anjali ilu challte ho.. Tm kis MOOD ke Ladke ho humko smajh me nhi aata yaar..
Ya to Tum FAKE Ho Ya ANJALI.. agar tmlog sacche ho to God bless u…
manish dekh bhai upar maine jo b Likha uska bura mat manna. Mere Dil Me Jo Tha Wo Bol Diya Bus.. Humko Ye Sb Acha Nhi Lag Rha Tha. ki Tmhare papa Ka tbyat kharab Hai Aur Tum…
Waise Sorry
anuj bhai ab mere dad normal aa rahein hai,,,,isliye main ab hasi majak ya anjaliii se chat kar raha hu warna puramahina maine jaise din rat ro ro ke kata hai mai janta hun,,,,docs ne mere dad ke liye jawab de diya tha kaha tha ki kal tak time hai apne relatives ko bula lo ekek karke dekhle tumhare dad ko,,,,,,us waqt mere pe kya beet rahi thi main hi janta hu ya mera khuda janta hai,,,,,ek vaid ji hai jo mere dad ko apni dawaiyon se bacha liya,,,,,warna bhai abtak main apne dad ko kho chuka hota,,,,,,aur ye jyada din pehle ki baat nahi hai,,,ek hafte pahle hi mile hai vaidji hume aur unhone dad ka bp,hb,tlc,urea,pulse, ye sb normal kr diya,,,,,bs bache hai to platelets isliye maine site pe dala tha platelets k liye,,,aur ab vaidji ne kaha hai ki dad ko do din main icu se bahar bhi nakal layegi unki jadibutiyan,,,,,,,isliye bhai mai nahi chahta itne bure din koi bhugte,,,,,lekin jispe bitati hai na wohi janta,,,,
Aur rahi muhabbat ki bat to ye bhi sun le bhai jaisi muhabbat maine ki hai na tum logo no kitabo mein padi hogi ya sirf movies mein dekhi hogi,,,jab wo mujhe chod ke chali gayi thi naa to main itna zyada depress rehta tha ki depression ki wajah se mujhe migrane ho gaya,,,,,aur mere migrane ki wajah se mujhe facial palsy yani ki muh ka paralyse ho gaya tha,,,,piche do saal se mere lips sidhe nahi hai,,,,,main has nahi pata properly,,,,pure ek saal mere face pe electric shok diye jate the nerves ko stimulate ke liye,,electric shock pata hain na tumhe,,,aur aj bhi main thik nahi hua aur doc ne kaha hai ki ye kabhi thik nahi hoga,,,,,lekin tab bhi mai rota rehta tha us ladki ke liye,,,aj mera migrane itna bad chuka hai ki,,,mai tek laga ye nahi baith sakta,,,,mujhe dr ne bola ki agar ab bhi tm tence raha karoge to u wil lose urself,,,,aue agar mai gaya to mere parents ko dekhne wala koi nahi hai,,,,,isliye maine waha se apna dhyan hatana shuru kiya,,,,i have fully destroyed my life jus because of love……
Anuj bhai aisa hai mera pyar auraj bhi mai uske liye rota hu ji bhar bhar ke,,,,,anjali to bas ek gud frn hai or uski jagah to anjali kya suniya mei koi larki nahi le sakti…..mere parents khud mere ansu punchte the,,,,,,
Iam sure bro aisa pyar to tumne bhi nahi kiya hoga….
@manish, ur story sunke bht bura laga. We didnt knw abt it na..so ab if sm1 said u smth, dn mind dear.. B hapy n tc of ur health buddy
Anuj bhai thanks tumne apna time nikal ke itna lamba choda exam liya hai ab dekho vo apni safayi mein kya kahta hai
admin tm hi batao maine kuch b galat pucha hai manish se
Anuj bhai mene kab kaha ki tume galat bola….. tumne bilkul sahi questions puche hai
anuj bhai tumne aj mujhe bahut hurt kiya hai,,,,,baap se jyada aziz bete ke liye kuch nahi hota,,,,main dad ke bina apna kal soch bhi nahi sakta,,,,,anuj bhai jispe beet rahi hoti hai na wohi janta hai ki baap ko khone ka dard kya hota hai…..
admin ye mere joke ko tumne kuch jyada hi modify kar diya hai yaar.
Ritesh… Yaar socha thoda sa acha suspense dal du…. kyu acha nahi laga kya
@Anuj, itna matha in dono main lagaoge to dusro ka dhyan kon rakhega…….. mera matlab hai, jindgi ko mast ho kar jio or is site par mast hone ke liye aaya karo. tension ke liye to kapil dev hi bahut hai……..
@tina dear hm tension nhi le rhe hai… Na mere yaha pr comnt. Likh dene kuch hota hai. Bus mere dil me jo wo likh diya..
Na hum ye chahte hai ki yaha ke users ko manish ke khilaf bhadkaye.. Manish mera b friend hai. Esse mera koi faida nhi hoga
Very nice
Now i m also frst
Hi Kapil, Panchhi, bad, divya JaaN
Oye ye nonvegjoke hai???
Wah kya tensiön yaar.. Last tak suspence or tension tha.
I m fine nitesh,ap kaise ho??
mast joke hai …..par kash kisi ke sath aisa na ho
admn ji aapne ye joke pehle bhi upload kra tha bus is mai admi ki jegha santa tha !!! thik kha na maine admin ji
Galat kaha bhai ye first time tha joke vo koi aur joke tha…
Main sare jokes khud apni language mein likhta hun isliye yaad rahta hai ki kosna joke dala hai ya nahi
well said yr anuj tu sahi khe rha h !!! i agree wid u !
Admin ji kaise ho ap? Main b kya puchti rehti hu ap to humesha hi thik rehte ho………….. Sry admin urf sameer ji
To kucha ur acha sa pyara sa pucha na kar
isne to dho dala..
Ye joke kum story jyda hai
@Rashii, Admin bro ne hame bataya nahi actual main, ye ek true story hai or is story ka hero KAPIL hai.
Tina aur pregnant ladki tum thhi kya
lucky kapil…………..
@Rashii Dear Admin(sameer) se Kuch Aur Puch Liya Kro..
1 tm hi to ho is site pr jo sameer ka Itna khayal rakhthi ho…
Sameer itne pyar se tmko jawab deta hai…
Aaj se tmhara naam 'miss admin'
admin khush to ho na… Gussa mt ho jana
Nahi, bhai isko meri miss na banao kyunki mujhe shak hai ki ye ladka hai hehehe
admin koi baat nhi mr. Hi bana lena. Hehehehe
hehehe Mr. banane ke liye kapil hai na vo uski ban jayegi
MR YA MISS ADMIN v bol sakte ho.kyu admin ab thik kaha na?
Hi rashi.. How r u ? I am rajesh the youngest officer in canara bank. Can we frnds we will rock on this site. T c babs
Hi anuj hru? Aapne kh sahi kaha kh galat….. Pyar 1, 2, 3, 4,….. ,nhi hota pyar sirf pyar hota hai
Rashii dear pyar aise b Nhi hota hai
Punit ji hru?
@admin bro, mujhe lagta hai tum KAPIL se bahut pyar karte ho. kyoki tumhare karib karib sare jokes main hero ya to santa hota hain nahi to bina naam ka ( Yani Shayad kapil ) hota hai. am i right……..
Areey nahi tina yaar… bina nam wala to koi bhi hota hai par Santa kapil hi hai heheheeh
kahan rahti ho tum
Kapil ji ap ko b koi tention hai?
hi anuj yaarrrrrrrrr mujhko tum se ye puchhna hei ki tumhara petrol pump kaha hei yaar mujhe vaha job nahi karni balki mere ITI ke sir ko puc ka center lagana hei
Begusarai & Munger
Hi panchhi g kaise ho
heloooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
alll
prince
rashi
admin
tina
daksh
visu
saasha
panchi
ratan
puneet……….
thak gaya
aur bhai pankaj kya haalchal hei tumhare yaar abhi se thakoge to aage kya karoge
Tina ji, admin ji ap humesha kapil ji ko he q nishana banatey ho
Kapil ji ap he btao ap agent ho, santa ho, ya fir ye tention wale ladke ho?
RASHI dear muje tension ye hai ki TINA pregnant ho gayi hai aur log ilzam muj pe laga rhe hain ab me logo ko kese batau ki mene to aaj tak bina condom k TINA darling k sath kuch liya hi nhi…isliye dear RASHI tension ho rhi hai….
Oye kapil tu tina ko aeisi halat me chhod kr ladkiyo ko policy bechne me lga hai ??
ANUJ dear i think u r right….ADMIN ne kafi kade sabdo me kuch samay pehle ek baat kahi thi ki jo b yaha par pyar pyar chillate hain wo ladkiyo se bas ek hi cheez chahte hain…..CHAHE admin me lakh burai ho par hai to wo samajdar hi..kyu admin
Kapil bhai main thik hi kahta hun parlog meri sunte nahi hai… Jisne pyar kiya vo bhi pachataya jisne na kiya vo b pachtaya….
bas vo hi bacha… jisne dusro se pyar karvaya…. Samjho meri baat ko Baba Saxidas ke vachan hai ye
nare nahiii yaar
badnami main bhi to naam hai
besides he is at the center of attraction
rashi my dear i m MSC in PHYSICS
RASHI admin ke bare me to me kuch nhi kahunga par TINA ke bare me ye keh sakta hu ki TINA ne jabse mere sath raat bitayi hai tab se wo chah kar b mera naam nhi bhool pa rhi hai….kabi kabi to raat ko need me b kapil..kapil chillane lagti hai…ab me har raat to uske paas nhi ja sakta na..
RASHI dear ADMIN ko ek baar mene kadi chawal khilaye the…shayad tabi wo muje itna pyar karta hai…kyu admin
To kya ab wo b tumhare bache ka baap banne wala hai kapill ?
SPICY dear ab tumara hath kesa hai…..me tum se bahut naraz hu tumara hath jal gaya aur tumne bataya b nhi….
RASHI dear wese agent me hi hu…….TINA aur PANCHI ne to policy le b li hai ….tume leni hai to bata do…
DIVYA janu kaha ho tum tumari bahut yaad aa rhi hai..tumari godi me sar rakh k sone ka dil kar rha hai….aur tum ho ki apne is diwane ko bhulaye bethi ho….miss u
panhi jaan khali udne ka hi program hai ya kuch aur b me to kab se laga ke intezar kar rha hu par tum…..
Kapil jaanu plan to khub bnaya hai yaar tu aa to sahi….sath mil ke bhai bahan khelenge yaar
choco my dear kesi ho yaar missing u
FILL IN THE BLANKS
ek call gl boli-aane wale aate hain
jane wale jate hain
bas yade to unki reh jati hain
jo…..maar k chale jate hain
yaar callgirl ki chut to sabhi marte hei (sabhi se mera matbal ) jadater log lekin jo usko laat markar jate honge (hum jese) use vo yaad aate hoge i am right
SPICY my sweet kaha chali jati ho tum tumare bina dil hi nhi lagta
ANJALI miss u
divya yaar face book mei aesa kuchh khas jisse pata chale ke ye tumhari facebook hei please yaar
ADMIN yaar RASHI ladki hi hai tum log khali pili pareshan ho rhe ho
hmmm acha fir Rashi se puch aditya kon hai
BABA SAXIDAS ki kuch bato me to wakai dum hota hai…me kai baar apne uper apply b karta hu
Thanks Kapil bacha baba saxidas ki baato ko apply karne ke liye.. chinta na karo baba saxidas ke sath rahoge to achi baatein hi milengi sikhne ko
friends today is my last day on dis site,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bye bye for ever…..
anjaliiii iam sorry but jo maine upar likha wo mere jindagi ka sach hai,,,,,tumhari meri dosti ko yahan galat liya gaya,,,,tum bhi dekh lo jo maine upar likha haii,,,,actual mein mere lips sidhe nahi hai last two years se……..mujhe pata hai ye sach janke tum mujhse chat karna bhi pasand nahi karogi,,,,,so okkk byee byee for ever
Atten: Admin/Sameer,
We are from human rights department, we were follow your nonveg sites since last couple of weeks.
And we are informing you that we are controlling a big “Sex Racket”
In the hidden view of our department. we and our sister is madly indulge in sex with bundle of vulgar guys. And are are surviving on her “Body Income”.
So we want to request all the user of this site that they come to our house and fuck our mother and sisters badly. here is the discount of 50% till the new year.
Our khandas is full harami. and i fucked my own mother.
So come to us as soon as possible
Thanks
Harami ki aulade
thanks human right walo.. aap apna pata to main users ko tumhare ghar pe bej dunga. and china na karo commision nahi lunga. its a free seva for such haramis like you
Admin yaar aese harami kamino ki cments post hi ni krni chahiye.,apni maa behen ki bhi ni sochte ye log ….really bahot ghatiya he yeh
anuj bhai mera muh dekh ke logo ne mujse kafi bhedbhaw kiya hai,,,,,meri cousin ne mujhe apna nw born baby nahi dikhaya tha sirf mere prylyse ki wajah se,,,,,ye haal hota hai sache pyar karne walon ka,,,,,iam sorry to say all dis things but tumne ajj mere ansu nikalwa diye anuj bhai,,,,,,,
anjali aur mai khali dost hai,,,,aur ye proposal wagara sab majak hai bhai,,,,,kyunki meri mazak karne ki adat hai,,,,,,par shayad tum logo ko mera majak bhi acha nahi laga,,,,,
adminji apne meri kafi badi help ki hai,,,,,kehte hai jo samay par kam aye wohi scha dost hota hai,,,,,aur main apko aur apki is help ko kabhi nahi bhul paunga,,,,thax again sir
admn ji bye bye for ever,,,,
Kya bacha… bye bye for ever kyu, kahi ja rahe ho kya
ab manish ki entry naye naam k sath hogi. karan arjun(movie) ki tarah.hehe
ab MANISH yha kbhi ni aayega…….
@admin, i thnk u shd block tis human right. Wt say?
Friends is human right ke kutte ne tumko aur mujhe galiya di thhi u edited the comment. sala ab aayega to usko pata lag jayega.. ki yahan gali dene se kya hota hai
ache hi lage hai dear.aur waise v aap to acha hi karoge na.hehe
bey bey manish ji
Panchhi yar m ap ko kb se yad kr rha hu kha ho tum
Admin k sath ud rhi thi yaar bt tuje v yad kiya ha…. Kaise ho tm?
Nitu me Flying krne gai thi yaar bt tuje v yad kiya ha…. Kaise ho tm?
Hi panchi h r u?…aaj kal kaha ud rahi ho?…bahot dino se aasman me kahi dikh nahi rahi….
@rashii dear i m fine & u.
@kapil yaar jab mene Anjali aur Manish k itne saare comment dekhe toh mere dimag me jodi no.1 ka idea aaya. It's not for me.
Admin ji apko aisa q lgta hai main ladki nhi hu, ap chaho to main apko apna real add de skti hu ap face book per mujhe search ker skte ho per mera real add yaha publish mat kerna
Or aditaya kon hai main nhi janti mujhe apse ye umeed nhi t aapne kaise soch liya main ladka hu ladki nhi, kisi or k sath apko is tarah mera name add nhi kerna chaiye tha
Rahii Yaar. mujhe real address nahi chahiye yaar.. and listen tum ladki ho ya ladka is se mujhe kya farak padta hai i just need a gud friend. aur mene ye isliye kaha kyuki aditya ka ip same tha jab aapne comment kiya… May be ho sakta hai kiaap dono same block se ho i mean
Ek hi net connect ek hi city main use karte ho.. esa ho jata hai yaar..
And dont think ki mene tumpe shak kiya… tum un user mein se ho jo bahut kam mere se baat karte hai
baki sare to apas mein karte hai.. u the only one jo mera haal chaal puchti hai… kisi aur ne aaj tak nahi pucha… tum ho jo jo gud morning n gud night bolti ho.
So mujhe tum pasand ho…aur agar tum ladki ho to aur bhi jyada pasand ho… now cheer up dear… give me a hug and sorry agar meri baato ka bure laga to
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mummy pappa ye admin to rashi ko chahta hai …..
Manish ap humesha haste rha kero or khush rha kero
Admin ji apki sry kabul hai per hug kabul nhi ker skti
hmmmm hug kyu nhi
sameer bhai..kyun ki ye hug ne ki jagah nahi hai :P
@admin, u v bilkul strange ho..khud gali dekar kehte ho ki ab wo gali dega to pata chalega(human rights)
Rosy main vakiye hi stange hu.. aur half se jyada strange tum logo ke liye bana
Half se zyada strenz tum logo k liye bana…Tats realy sweet bt nt gud..u he toh kehte ho ki khus raho, laugh a lot, masti karo aur khud he change ho jate ho, n wo v dusro k liye, bad boy na?
agar baccha paida hua..aur woh gay nikla ya lesbo nikli ya andha nikla ya mansik viklang nikla ya duff nd dumb nikla ya manbadu ladka hua ya ladki hui ya chhka nikla ya bouna nikla ya do sir wala nikla ya ladka nikla to 5 saal baad maut ho gayi yaa ladki hui aur aids ki shikar ho gayi ya buri sangati mein fanse gaye isliye bacche bhi ho gaye to kaun si badi khushi ki baat hai…agar log 10son paida nahi karte to aj utni tension nahi hoti…
hye anuj tumne bhut hurt kiya h hm dono ko.pta h kl ratt maine tense ho kr dinr bhi ni kiya…….mujhe pta h ki maine manish ko kiss trh hppy kiya h…..or vo mere bare me sb kuch janta h…….hm ache frnds h or kuch ni h….yar aage se apni life me kisi ko bhi kuch bhi khne se phle soch liya kro plzzz………
anjali dear kya tum log is love story on on fon nahi kar sakte. means now u have his number, then why showing on our site.
Number jane ke baad vo yahan chilla chilla ke bol raha hai i luv u main nahi rah sakta ye hai vo hai…. What is this….
Dekho mein kabhi tokta nahi iska matlab ye nahi ki tum log sahi ho.. u r doing wrong totally wrong…. Main is ko pyar nahi manta jo chila chila ke ladki ko jatane ki jagha dusre logo ko dikhaya jaye.
@admin, wow! Jo u ne anjali ko last line kaha…awesm
Hello..:-) anjli divya panchhi kaise ho
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Maza aa gya?????? joke padh kar nhi wo to padha hua tha…. apne purane comnt dekh kar ;)
Allah me pahle kitna comnt krta tha…
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mera Manish aur Anjali wale comnts…. maza aa gya
Hehehe…
Itna tension aadmi to mr jayega..
GOOD EVENING ALL FRNDZ..
hi friends i’m raju kumar pandey welcome to you