Happy Independence Day, Proud To Be A Human
Dosto Aaj Independence Day Hai Aur Main Jayda Kuch Nahi Kahunga Sirf Itna Hi Ki, Happy Independence Day.
Azad Hoke Bhi Hum Ghulam Hai, Balki Shayad Pahle Se Jyada Ghulam Hai.
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Patni Ka Bahut Mood Bana Ki Sex Karu, Pati Ke Age Nangi Ho Gayi Aur Usko Chedne Lagi.
Par Pati Ka Lund Khada Nahi Hua, Bechari Tharak Ke Mare Mari Ja Rahi Thhi.
Achanak Se Usko Ek Idea Aya Aur Vo “Jan Gan Man” Rashtargan Gaana Shuru Kar Diya
Pati Hairani Se Bola: “Abe Ye Kya Kar Rahi Hai?”
Patni Gusse Se: “Abe Ispar To Sara Hindustan Khada Ho Jata Hai, Mene Socha Kya Pata Tumhara Bhi Khada Ho Jaye”
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Once Again, Jisko Bhi Problem Ho Ki Mene Esa Joke Likha Vo Unsubscribe Kar Le, Par Mere Ko Reply Mat Kare Ki Mene Esa Kyu Kiya.
Bcoz Mene Hamesha Bola Hai Jokes Likhte Time Main Ek Insan Hun, Koi Dharam Koi Desh Nahi Dekhta, Mera Motive Hota Hai Aap Logo Ko Hasana.
And Last Thing, Main Aaj Ye Nahi Kahunga Ki Proud To Be An Indian, Main Kahna Chahta Hun. “I Am Proud To Be A Human”
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Aapka Sameer (Baba Saxidas)Aankho Ko Dokha Dene Wali Bahut Si Cheeze Hai Duniya Mein - Par Aaj Tak Ki Sabse Best Illusion Mujhe Ye LagiOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
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nice one yaar..!! kash main uski jgah hota… toh mera to vaise hi khada ho jata.. ajj mera muth marne ko bda g kr rha hai. koi aa jaye mere pass plz
haan bilkiul sahi kahaa Sameer bro.
hume indian hone pe proud nhi karnaa chahiye balki Human hone pe proud karnaa chahiye.
@sameer(admin)..,ur welcome..,ek human mein humanity jaroor honi chahiye…warna india mein kai aise log hain..jo humanity ko taak pe rakh dete hain..jinhe human bhi nahi kaha ja sakta..pehle ek accha insan he ban jae woh kaafi hai..tc friends.
Arey wah! Meri Pearl(Dhirajs Bhootni) Aaj tere Vichoro ko sunkar hum dono (Mai aur Pappu) tujhko salam kartey hai….. I Am Proud U………
admin tumne bilkul sahi kaha. ye country , states, town sab animals ki adatein hai. ki ye mera area hai aur ye tumhara. hum human hai ispar hume proud krna chaayiye. World me koi town city state yahaan tak ki countries honi hi nhi chayiye. hehe….. waise ye mera najariya tha shayad sabka alag ho :P
dekh bhai… bhagwan ne insaan banaya hume jat pat bana di
bhagwan ke dharti banayi hum logo ne countries bana di.
par akhir to hum hai insaan hi na
patni wakai bahut samjhdar hai..lekin kismat kharab ki aisa ….du pati mila….
mast hai bhai…
vaise matrix bhai tumne sayad Refugee ka vo gana nahi suna hai.
panchhi nadiya pawan ke jhoke.
Bol bam har har mahadev.
Joke mast hai.
@pichle joke ke comnt mai maine padha ki koi keh rha tha ki wo aur Dhiraj mil ke Matrix ki gand marenge..! Kya wo user pruf kr skta hai ki dhiraj ke pas L hai. agar hai b to kyo wo uske LULLI ko LUND samjhta hai.. Kya wo usi lulli se apni G marwata hai. Hehehehe
anuj bro, actualy n,dhiraj mujhe bata raha tha ki tere gand ka hole itna bada hai ki use dekhkr dhiraj ka pappu khada hi nhi hua. isliye 2m use lulli samajhte ho. or 2nd baat ki koi or dhiru se gand q mrwane laga? uska pappu to sirf jay k liye hai, wo to us din pathan ki baat rakhne k liye usne matrix ki gand maari. hehehehe ;))
hehehe….Actually baat ye thi wanted ki jab mawaliyon ne teri gaand maar di tab jitne bhi gadhe the unhone teri gand maarne se tujhe inkaar kar diya. isi karan se tune dhiraj se help mangi ki tu usse gand marwana chata hai. dhiraj ne tere gufa(cave) jaisi gand dekh ke tujhe mana kar diya tha, par tu to tehra bahut bara gandva(gandu). tab tu haar maan ke mere lund se thukne aya. tab mene to tujhe saaf mana kar ke apne ghar se dhakke maar ke tujhe nikal diya. Tab tune last me hathi aur gadhe ke lund se apni pyaas bujhayi. dekh me ye batana to chahata nhi tha pr ab me dekh rha hu ki teri njr anuj ke lund pe aa gayi hai. are yaar bas kar bhai itna bara to gandu hai hi tu aur kitna bara banega!!! :P hehehe……
Thanks admin bhai……………
@jay..
tumhein dekhkar khushi hui..jay m proud of u..jo tum mujhe bhulte nahi..
..jay m sorry maine tumhare hasne pe toka tha…ab plz tum jaroor hansna..warna yeh dil udash ho jaega..huhun..tumhari ek chiz mujhe bahut pasand hai tumhari cuteness..aur pyaar…haha..tc jay..n one more tumhari pyaari-2 baatein..apni lovely pearl ko hamesha yaad rakhna.gudnight..jay.
@bheem..ur wlcme..bye the way..har din k ugte suraj k saath hamare desh k roop mein bhi badlaw aata hai..lekin dhire dhire…to tab tak k liye kal k ugte suraj ka hum intejaar karein..aur desh k badlte surat ka bhi deedar karein..tc.
……pearl.
jiska dil hai pyaara,
kabhi na milti dubara,
kalakariyan hain bhari padi,
manmohak ada hai yaa jadugiri,
sabki kismat mein woh kanhan hai likhi,
kya kabhi paras bhi miltein hain jo sapno mein na mili,
khuda ki woh karigari hai..pariyo se bhi woh pyaari hai,
har chahto ki woh chahat hai,
par khuda ki woh pyaari amaanat hai….byeee everyone…sweetcolorful…dreams jay..:).
fir bhi dil hai hindustani