Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai

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Teacher 10th Class Mein Bacho Ko Smjha Raha Tha

Teacher: “Bachho Is Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai”

Ladki: “Sir, Nikal Ke Dikhaiye Na?”

Teacher: “Rehne De, Teri Isi Bat Ke Do Matlab Nikal Rahe Hai“

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38 Responses to "Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai"

  1. Vickyssss says:
    October 12, 2010 at 4:13 am

    yukti to apko uncle kehkar bulau to kesa rahega..hehehe,

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  2. Punit mumbai says:
    October 12, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Vicky yukti tumhari bhabhi lagti hai. So plz call bhabhiji

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  3. Ritesh says:
    October 12, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Kitna ganda joke hai

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  4. yukti says:
    October 12, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    vickysss khud tum hi uncle ho

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  5. yukti says:
    October 12, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    punit meri shaadi nahi hui hai

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  6. Punit mumbai says:
    October 13, 2010 at 2:19 am

    Yukti dear fikr na karo mere se ho jayegi.

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  7. Sanaya Sexy says:
    October 18, 2010 at 4:55 am

    double meaning toh naa jaane kitni hi baaton ka nikal jata hai…but it depends upon da mind of da prsn.,,ki woh us cheez ko kis point of view se dekhta hai….4 exmple- ppl say "abe jaida B.C mat kar.,,mai tere kaaran padh nai paa rha/rhi hu…"
    ab B.C mean koi kuch bhi samje.,, mera matlab toh BAAT-CHEET tha…hai na double meaning..??????

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