Har Kam Apne Time Pe Hi Hota Hai

Views: 25,676 - Posted on 28 Apr 2012
"Dosto Har Kaam Ka Ek Time Hota Hai Aur Kaam Usi Time Pe Hota Hai, Par Is Bachhe Ko Kon Samjhaye?"

Beta: “Papa, Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahiye, Aaj Aur Abhi”

Papa: “Beta, Is Kaam Mein Mahine Lagte Hai”

Beta: “Papa, Aap To Contractor Ho, 6 Aadmi Laga Do Jaldi Ho Jayega“

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Hindi Version

बेटा: "पापा, मुझे एक भाई और चाहिए, आज और अभी"

पापा: "बेटा, इस काम में महीने लगते है"

बेटा: "पापा, आप तो कंस्टर्क्टर हो, 6 आदमी लगा दो जल्दी हो जायेगा"

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18 Responses to "Har Kam Apne Time Pe Hi Hota Hai"

  1. deepak says:
    April 28, 2012 at 10:20 am

    hahahahahahaha….
    gud joke…
    Lagta h ya sala pappu hi he…or…apne papa santa k maje le raha h…

    Reply
  2. Lalitmangla says:
    April 28, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Hahaha good joke

    Reply
  3. Anuj says:
    April 28, 2012 at 11:34 am

    hehehehehhehehehehehehahahah

    Reply
  4. sonu says:
    April 28, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Boy: Janu aaj
    mausam kitna
    suhana hai,
    Kitni pyari hawa
    chal rahi hai,
    Tumhe kuch
    feel nhi ho rha?

    Girl: Ho rha hai na
    Ki aj me fir se
    chudhne wali hu..

    Reply
    • Admin says:
      April 28, 2012 at 1:03 pm

      Bachha Sonu, jis joke ko tu naya soch raha hai ye aaj se 1 saal pahel dala tha 02 aug 2011

      http://nonvegjokes.com/aaj-mausam-bada-be-imaan-hai-1645.html

      nahi yakeen to dekh le

      Isliye tere ko mene samjhaya tha ki syani panti na kar bhai…..

      Reply
    • Mr. Bachelor says:
      April 28, 2012 at 1:57 pm

      Sonu bhai bura mat manna is site pe mujhe aaye huye karib-karib 4 yrs ho gaye ya phir is se jyada abi tak jitne b tumne joke post kiye wo main isi site pe padh chuka hu dear aur shayed us se pehle maine wo joke sune b na the . So dear ye jaruri nahi ki jo tumne suna ho wo maine suna ho aur jo maine suna ho . Dear ye site sab ko khush karne k liye bani hai na ki someone spl. Ko, agar koi joke tumhe suna hua lagta hai ya purana lagta hai to uspe cmnt na karo baki logo ko wo joke enjoy karne do , so my dear frnd main umeed karta hu tum ye baat jarur manoge ki kissi b joke par old hai, chori ka hai , suna hua hai jaisa koi cmnt nahi karoge aur main ye b asha karta hu ki tum site pe acche-2 joke b cmnt me post karoge, aur haan dear admin , deleted aur baki ke pyare dosto agar ab sonu koi joke post kare to koi usko purana joke nahi bolega

      gussa gilla chado aajo chit parchaiye
      dukh sab bhul ral khushi mnaiye
      baki site sab piche chad is site nu no. 1 bnaiye

      Reply
  5. Mr. Bachelor says:
    April 28, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Admin bhai ye to maine kai month pehle post kiya tha iski baari aaj ayi hai show hone ki

    Reply
  6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:
    April 28, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    hahahahahaha….

    Reply
  7. Yatharth says:
    April 28, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Admin ye purana joke hai pahle bhi is site pe aaya hai

    Reply
  8. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:
    April 28, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Ye kuch usero ko ho kya gya hai, ki koi b joke a rha hai. To use old joke bol de rhe hai….
    Agar ye kha jaye ki ek hi plate me kai bar khana khao.. Aur koi use old plate bol de, to kya plate fenk doge, nhi na…
    To fir jiski site hai kya wo ye nhi chahega ki gud se gud joke post kiya jaye….
    Kuch b ho admin bro tum jaisa b joke dalte ho acha hai… No tention….. Okk..

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  9. San bad says:
    April 29, 2012 at 9:34 am

    Purana joke lekin badiya

    Reply
  10. Yatharth says:
    April 29, 2012 at 10:41 am

    Admin bhai ye joke purana hai pehle bhi aaya hai http://nonvegjokes.com/har-kam-apne-waqt-par-hi-hota-hai-1708.html

    Bhai admin bura mat maanana .. mera koi galat maksad nahi tha mai bas inform kar raha tha.

    Reply
    • Admin says:
      April 29, 2012 at 5:38 pm

      Are mere bhai kahe ko bura manunga yaar.. tumne to bahut acha kiya, wo kam kiya jo mujh se na ho saka Jiyo mere bhai

      Actually main is joke ko “Contractor” dal ke search kar raha tha, par us joke mein thekedar tha isliye mujhe mila nahi.

      Thanks Dear :)

      next time aur jyada dhayan rakhunga ki koi joke duplicate na aaye :’(

      Reply

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