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  87 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA……Thekedaar ki to phat ke hath me aa gayi hogi………mast joke hai yaar…… admin bhai thanx……..

  2. Pearl(°) says:

    nice and real joke…

    good use of mind…

    @Del,..kanha ho dikh nahi rahe…???

    tumse ek sawaal god ne human being ki umar 70-100 tak q banai???

    @jay…:)..bus itna he..oh tumhari bhi muskan acchi hai…najar na lage..hahahaha!!

      1. Majnu says:

        Oye heartbeat ye divya meri laila hai aur kuch,,meri divya laila kumv k mele m bichhar gayi thi,,bhu bhu bhu,

        aur mere yaron koi tang mt karo meri divya lailo ko,

        majnu hajir hai sb ko farne ko,

        koi tang mt karo meri divya laila ko

  3. Rukhsana says:

    Mujhe to lagta hai ki yeh "Suresh Kalmadi" ka beta hai jo is tarah ki baaten kar raha hai.

    (Rukhsana)

    A Lesbian

      1. Majnu says:

        Han be n khan ye tujh se dosti jrur kregi,kyunki ye lesbian h,,aur tu kahin gay to nhi h,,hehehe tbhi to suna ha teri gf bhag gyi h,,,hahahaha,,

      2. shri.muthmar.ji says:

        Bhai n.khan ji rukshna se kya dosti karna rukshana to lesbian ha.P HAHA
        mazak kar raha hu.
        Vaise pehle homosexul 1 tha ab do ho gye

      3. N.khan says:

        ha majnu bhai thik kah rhe ho meri girl friend bhag gai majnu tene ye suna to hoga ki train or ladkiyon ke piche nhi bhagna chahiye so main uske piche nhi bhaga and tu ye janna chahta h ki main gay to nhi to tujhe uske lye mere samne ek baar apni gand dikhani padegi itne gand marunga ki canfused ho jayega gand ka ched(hole)chota kese karun.hahahaha

    1. **MaJnU** says:

      Oyee pancchiiii meri LAILA,kabhi is majnu ka v hal puch le meri jan,,

      jara palat meri laila,

      palat,,

      dekh tera majnu aa gya

      siiiiiiiiiiiii(siti bajaya hu)

      jara ek bar palat kr dekh to le meri laila,,,,hahahaha

  4. panchhi says:

    @jay meko fikr to hogi na samir ki :p tm ho to kya hua vo to ni h :D @hey psyco kese ho dost? @hello n.khan ji welkum back @hey rashii kechhi ho yll? Hello al frns

      1. Majnu says:

        Pyare mohan ji namaskar,bal bache kaise hain ??

        Bhabhi ji ka kya hal hai,,ounko mera pranam kh dijyega,

        pyare mohan ji kya apke hindi ka chola fut gya h,,jo aj kl eng bol rhe hain,,aur apke hindi bahut hi achi hai, i like it,

    1. Wanted says:

      panchii!!!

      hehehe, kaisi ho ka spelling thik se likha kro, thoda wrong wrong feel hota hai. waise 2m kechhi ho ;)

      1. Majnu says:

        Hi wanted ji ap wanted kaise ho gye ho,jrur apke gand ki demand market m badh gayi ho gi,,hehehe,isi liye apna gand bachate fir rahe ho,,,hahahaha

    2. panchhi says:

      @rashi me b thik hu @pyare mohan ap hmare hindi k master ji ho apko kese bhul jaye :p @wanted hehe tmhare dimag ko safai ki jarurt h yrr aur me mast hu ,tm btao? @n.khan ji apke pas h aa rai thi pr rasta bhul gai aur gum ho gai thi :( pr ab thik h vapas ghar pahoch gae hu @hi kinshuk yr thodi busy thi pr ab roj aaungi tm sbko pareshan krne :D

  5. CrAsH says:

    Admin rapchick joke hai admin kya tera fb account ka nam bata de mujhe bi apna new fb acc kholna hai mera old wala kisi madarchod ne hack karliya hai. Admin tera kam sahi hai yaar 25000 subscribers per day tujhe 25000 milte honge na ? Mai 3 months mai jitna kamata hu utna tu ek din mai kamaleta hai sahi hai mujhe studies ka mauka nai mila varna shayad mai bi aj jo kama raha hu ushe jyada hi kama raha hota :(

    1. Admin says:

      Crash galat bola… kon bola tujhe ki 25000 subscribe ka mujhe 25000 milta hai vo b per day ka…

      Jis din ye sach ho gaya to sabse pahle tere ko laddu dung abe.. n vese b NVJ site pe koi earning ka source nahi hai. sivaye ek popup ke jis se ki bas puch na ki kitne bante hai.. server ka kharcha nikal jaye vo hi kafi hai buhuhuhuh

      1. CrAsH says:

        Admin waise baat sahi hai teri par mujhe yaad hai 15-20 jokes pehle koi toh keh raha tha 'sms 4 hrs ke baad mila' tab tune bola tha ki '25000 subscriber hai toh thoda time lagega'. Or ha mere jokes ka kya hua ? Ha or ek website open karne mai kitna paisa lagta hai

  6. Dhiraj says:

    @jay,.kaise ho tum ? maine tumhein bahut miss kia.:(.

    @kinshuk..,..kanha ho..chalo aa jao..missing u.

    @rashii di,..kabhi ice fall dekha hai?? miss kia apko maine.

    aur friend aaplogo ko bhi miss kia..

  7. Dhiraj says:

    @Jay,..tum mujhse 5000km k distance ki duri par ho..but tum meri dil ki pukar ko 5sec se bhi kam samay mein sun lete ho..its 110% true.

    1. Jay says:

      hehehehe……Dhiraj yaar, ji to chahe tujhe Baaho me bharkar tere gulabi "GAAL" ko chuma kare, tu jidhar ho hum bhi udhar hi raha kare, ek taraf ho surat teri aur ek taraf ho dunia saari aur hum tumhe dunia se bekhabar Kiss kiya kare….

    2. Majnu says:

      Hi dhiraj,,,tu wo hi NIRAJ hai na,jo jay ko jhari k pichhe nanga krke gup chup gup chup,,wala khel rha tha,, hahahaha aise tere DANDE KA size kya hai be,,hehehe

  8. deleted says:

    @ pearl…..how r you……

    I think u know the answer ,

    First 20 yrs he lives his own life …

    Next 20 he lives donkey's life …he got it from god as a request ..to increase his life

    Next 20 he lives dogs life.bcoz of the same reason..as above….like this he lives

    60yrs avg life.

    Pearl …what do u do …I mean if u study then what subject….grad…post grad.?

    U r frm Mumbai ?

  9. AJUBA says:

    Gd mornG FRIENDS

    @@@

    God ne hum sub ki body aise design ki hai k,

    Na to apni peeth thapthapa sakte hai,

    Na hi apni Gaand pe laat mar sakte hain,

    That's why V need FRIENDS;-)

  10. Jay says:

    @ Pearl tum jaa rahi to to Jaawo, Lekin meri ek baat sunti jaawo………

    Jiyenge jab talak tumhare fasane yaad Aayenge,

    Kasak bankar Mohabbat ke tarane yaad Aayenge.

    Hum ne ye jo Raateyn (Night) Gujari hai tere Sath Khwabo me,

    Kya tumko bhi mere sath gujari huyi, ye Raateyn yaad Aayengi???????

  11. Jay says:

    @ Rashii dear, Aap Happy Birthday ki Naram-Naram Cake ho,

    Is Kameeni Duniya Me Aap Bholi-Bhali Neak ho.

    Duniya ki Sari Kitabe, Sare Computer ek Taraf,

    Aur Aapka Sharmana ek Taraf.

    Arey Aap ek bar Sharma ke Hansh de Naaaaaaaaaaa

    Toh Duniya ke Sarey Ladke Aise hi Geer Jaayenge,

    Jaise 5 Saal ki Government, 5 Din me Geer Jaaye……hehehe

    Sach kahta hu Rashii dear Aap Bahut Khoobsurat ho,

    Esiliye to mai kahta hun keeeeeee “ Dear I L… U”

    1. Rashii says:

      Jay dear itni tareef b na kijiye humari, hum bilkul nrml girl hain, haan aapne jo kaha usme kuch sahi b hain hehe

  12. Jay says:

    @ Panchhi mere ko fikar to hogi hi tumhari, Q k Tum jo meri Kabootari ho:D

    Aur Samir nahi hai to kya huwa mai hu na Q K…… Tumhari Sehmi si nigaho me khawab mai jaga dunga, Teri suni si raho me phool mai bicha dunga, Hamare sang Ghutur-Ghu kar ke toh dekh meri Kabootari, Mai tere (Samir ka) har Gum bhula dunga….hehehehe

      1. Jay says:

        Hmmmmm…….Bhosadi ke MAJNU, Naam badal kar aaya hai to samajh raha hai ki mai teri GAND ko Bakhas dunga…….. Kuch bhi kar ley jaayda Din tu apni GAND ko mujhse nahi Bacha paayega…. hehehe

      2. Jay says:

        Admin es Samay teri “G” marney wala koi nahi mil raha hai esliye teri “Gand” me jyada masti ho gayi hai….4-6 din aur Sabar kar teri masti mai utarta hun….

  13. Jay says:

    @ Divya ji, Mana ki hum Itney SWEET nahi hain ki Diabeties ho jaaye ,

    Naa he Itney SALTY hai ki B.P. badh jaaye ,

    Aur Naa he Itney TASTY hai ki Maza Aa jaaye ,

    Par Itney KADWE bhee nahi hai ki yaad na Aayen…

    Dear Roz na sahiiiiiiii, Lekin kabhi- Kabhi to humko v yaad kar liya karooooooooo…

    ”I Miss U”

  14. Jay says:

    @Dear All, Dhiraj, Bheem, Samir, Wanted, Deleted, Crash, Kinshuk, Pyare bhai, Psycho, Heartbeat, Hps, Raj bro. Prince (TBG), Kapil, Anuj, Aki, Matrix, aur mere sabhi lovely frnds…………

    Chhoti Si Hai “Zindagi” Esliye Hans K Jiyo, Bhula K Gham Saare, Dil Se Jiyo,

    Udasi Me Kia Rakha Hai, Muskura K Jiyo, Apne Lye Na Sahi, Apno K Lye Jiyo….Aur……Dusaro ko v…… Unke Apno k liye Jene Do.

  15. Pearl(°) says:

    @Del,..sorry i cant disclose all about myself kyonki aur bhi hai mujhe jannewale jo iss site ko visit karte hain…so sorry 4 that…

    ek aur baat 70-80yrs isliye god ne life banai ki population pe lagam lagaya jaa sake…aur jo tum likhte ho donkey jaise life dog jaise actually aisa nahi hai…

    KYA main jaan sakti hoon tumhein,..deleted,removed,pata nahi kon aise naam kyon acche lagte hain?????

    @jay,..a question 4 u

    kya tumhari koi g.f kisi tumhare dost ko i love u xyz bole to tumhein manjoor hai??? tell me da ans??..jay ???.

    1. Jay says:

      @Pearl tumhare kahne ka kya matlab hai ???????

      Waise meri thought hai ke agar mai apni g.f. ke sath wafa kar raha hun tabhi mai us se wafa ki umeed kar sakta hun…

    2. Majnu says:

      Hi pearl,,m majnu,,kya tum meri laila banogi,,bolna janeman, muaaah,,,hahahaha

      tera nam bahut hi cute hai re,,

      pear meri darling jarur reply krna

    1. kinshuk says:

      kyu dhiraj hm ab ache nhi rhe kya? apke liye nhi aaye the one week, aur rashii apne hme kbhi kbhi hi miss kiya pr hmne bhut kiya, jay ap to hmee bhool hi gye, kesa h dhiraj

      1. Jay says:

        Kinshuk bro. haa hum aapka naam bhool hi jaate agar Dhiraj mere sath nahi rahta, Kyuki yaar wo tumhara naam shote samay bhi badbadata rahta hai………hehehehe

  16. Jay says:

    Admin bhai n Dosto “Jawab zurur dena……………

    Ek Ladki car ma jaa rahi thhi

    Ek Ladkey ney lift ley le.

    jab car sey ladka utra to usney ladki sey Uska Naam pucha.

    Larki ne kaha meri car ka jo number hai usi me hi mera naam hai Dimagh hai toh dhundh lena,,

    CAR ka Number ye thha "AI805"

    Dosto Batawo ladki ka naam kya hai?????????????????????

      1. Jay says:

        hmmmmm…….Abe Naam bhi bataya to Nakal karke…..hehehe……Chal koi baat nahi h.. Bhai mujhe Ladki ke profile id nahi chahiye mujhe to teri fb ki profile id chahiye ….

      2. Jay says:

        Abe maine bola ki tumne Nakal kiya hai, kyuki jab pahle Deleted ne apne comment me Ans. September 5, 2011 at 6:59 am ko de diya uske baat tumne us commnet ko view karne ke baad apne comment me September 5, 2011 at 12:37 pm ko Ans. diya hai.

        hehehe…….Bhosadi ke mai manta hu ki tum bahut Intelligent hain.

        Lekin kab tak ??????

        Jab tak ki tu ("G" n "M") nahi marwata hai:P

      3. Admin says:

        Jay listen baby.. jab mein comment check karta hun to jo last ka comment hai vo mujhe pahle dikhta hai.. so mene tere comment ka jawab pahle diya thha and uske bad piche ate ate deleted ka aya thha… nahi man na to mat man mene konsa medal lene hai manva ke

      4. Jay says:

        Abe medal nahi lene hai mat le par mera lolipop to le ley……Jyada din ho gaya hai tumne mera "L" nahi liya hai. plz. le le naaaaaaa dekh mere L se pani tapak raha hai……hehehe……dekh bhai gussa mat karna kyuki tu gusse me bahut hi kameena dikhne lagta hai…..buhuhuhu

      5. Admin says:

        laa de de bhai apna L hi de de… vo leke main dhiraj ko de dunga.. tum dono khush ho lena fir.. uske khawab b pure ho jayenge aur tere b.

  17. deleted says:

    @ pearl

    its ok…

    I just liked these names as they r different……

    Actually there is joke about y men have 60 yrs of age….I told u answer from that joke.

    I can use my actual name also…my surname is Rathee.

  18. Majnu says:

    Nam hai mera majnu lal

    ab karunga bada kamaal

    ab hr jaghe honge,,sirf dhamal hi dhamal,,

    ab sabhi aasikon ka hoga jina muhal,

    kyunki,,areee yar bolna kyun ki

    aaaaaaaaaaa gya hai

    MAJNU LAL

    1. Jay says:

      hehehehe ……Majnu Lal uraf Samir hume pata hai ki Pakistani Pathano ne teri Gaddi ko etani overload karke chlaya hai ki Tyre tube sab phat gaya hai…

      Yaar dosto se Khairiyat batane me Sharam kaisi?? Hum sab teri Gaddi ko kuch dino tak haat nahi lagayenge jab tak wo puri tarah se theek nahi ho jaati hai….hehehe

  19. Majnu says:

    Hi frend,,m majnu lal,,can we a gud frend,tell me frend,,

    u dont know me,bt i knw u,,understand

    m wait ur rply

  20. deleted says:

    What does

    “Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe”

    Means????

    Do you thing it is tongue twister Not a Tongue TwisterLL

    Didn’t get?????

    Nepali Giving his mobile number

    “9544545445”

  21. deleted says:

    @ pearl its for u

    Kash koi “exam result” ka

    insurance kara deta,

    Toh har exam ka pehle

    premium bharwa dete,

    Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…

  22. deleted says:

    @ Jay

    Thanx , yaar ye admin to copy kar tags h mera answer .

    Waise is name se Air India ki flight no 805 Delhi se Mumbai jati h.