Haye Mera Deewanapan, Sex Ke Liye
Views: 31,990 - Posted on 16 Sep 2011
Dosto Aapko Yaad Hoga Ki Kuch Time Pahle Jai Aur Niraj Nam Ke 2 Gay Logo Ko Police Wale Ne Pakad Liya Thha.
Jai Ko Police Wale Ne Kisi Bat Par Gussse Mein Aakar Charge Laga Kar Jail Mein Band Kar Diya,
Jaha Uske Sath Ek Hi Kothi Mein Ek Rapist Aur Ek (Psycho) Sex Ka Pagal Banda Bhi Thhe.
Rapist Ne Psycho Ko Bola: “Agar Mujhe Yaha Billi Bhi Mil Jaye To Main Uski Itni Buri Tarha Se Gand Marunga Ki Vo Mar Jaye.”
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Kone Mein Khada Jai Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha, Dheere Se Bola: “Meaow“
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niraj- dhiraj,
jai- jay
pshy- pshycology
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admin bro, khi ye teri biography to nhi hai n? hehehehe
hehehehehe ;) wah re wah tujhepata chal hi gaya
saale, iska mtlb tu rapiest hai?
hehehehe wanted….yaar pahale hi hasi ruk nahi rahi …ab rahi sahi kasar tune puri kar di….hahahahaha thnx for….detailing…..hahahahahahaa :))))))
samajh nhi aaya hme, rashii ji ap samajh gye kya? hme to bilkul nhi aaya, dhiraj tum fb pr ho kya? plz jhoot mt bolna, m add krne ko nhi kh rha hoo,
dear frnd gudmrng alof u ap sb kese h
navya gd mng..hehehe pahle ye batao joke samjh me aaya ke nahi…
pankajji kya btaye hme 13september k bad k koi joke nai smj aye are joke ki starting to puri smj ati lekin pta nai last me kuch smj hi nai ata ho skta h hmre smj k bahar ho
heheh navya end me 'jai' meaow bolta hai iska matlb wo un dono criminals ko ye smjhan chahta hai ke wo billi hai…aur uski G maaro…hehehe
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abe ye kyaa mast joke banaya hai tune….heheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehee
hasi nahi ruk rahi….abe pet m dard ho gaya…hast haste….itna dimag lagaya admin….maza aa gaya
sahi bola hasi nhi ruk rhi hai aaj heheheheheehehhehe
Abe Sale, Bhosadi ke tu mere hi GAND ke peeche kyu pada hai ???????
Sale jab tu Meri "G" Marne Aata hai to mai Teri hi GAND MAR leta hun. Esiye tu Gusse se ye sab kar raha hai ???????????
bhaiya ji aap kon ho ?
Raat kyu etani Gand Marwa Liya jo Abhi tak Behosh pada hai ????????
Ye Ley Mera Lund apne Hath me pakad, Pahchan jaayega keee Mai Koun hun:P
hahahahaha sale tu roj mere se gand pange leta hai aaj mene le liya to ro kyu raha hai hehehehe
Ise kahte hai 100 sunar ki ek lohar ki… chal ab ro mat be joke hassne ke liye hai hass hahahahahahaha
Abe bhosadi ke teri GAnd hai keeeeeeeee Godam hai ???
Mera Teri "G" Marna tujko SUNAR jaisa lagta hai………ha ha ha ha ha ha
TAb to tujhe mujhse Apne "G" na marwakar Haathi, Ghode ya phir Ghadhe se apni "G" marwana chahiye…………ha ha ha ha ha ha
@ Jay tu aaj kaise kaise comnt de rha hai haste haste pet mai dard ho rha hai…
tu Admin ko Janwaro se gand marane ke liye keh rha hai… hehehehe
par tu to khud janwar ban jata hai gand marane ke liye… hahahahahahahaha
1 bar aur “Meaow” bol hahahahahahahahahaahahahaheheheheheheheheh
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abe ab bas bhi karo be .. kahi vo naraz na ho jaye pahle ki tarha hehehe aur ab mere se b aur hassa nahi jata <img src="http://www.way2heart.com/online-chat/data/public/themes/default/smileys/tired.gif" alt="Thakk Gaya" />
bas bhai ab ruk jaao sab…
bahut ho gaya..ab jiski G fatni thi fat gayi , ab use choura karke namk mirch mat dalo…yaar..hum sab dost hai yaha per…baat jab admin aur jay ki thi kisi aur ko beech me aana hi nahi chahiye tha…ab yaar fir se mahabhart shuru mat karo…..wese joke mast tha..hehe
gud… majak karo jarur par kisi ki itni b na lo ko usko lage mera jan bhuj ke madak udaya gaya aur feelings hurt ho.
Apun ka jai dildar banda hai hehehehe usko koi farak nahi padta ki koi kitni bhi mare.. uski G … kyu bhai mene sachi kaha na..
aur ab idhar se gayab nahi hone ka hehehehe
Admin tu aisa muh bana rahe ho kaise abhi jay ka gand maar ke aa rhe ho. hehehehehe
@ Jay hehehehe admin tera G marne nhi jata Tu hi apna G le ke jata hai aur mara ke aaa hai…
log pair pe Kulhadi marte hai tu Kulhadi pe pair marta hai hehehe..
waise jay 1 baar aur “Meaow” bolna hehehehehehe
Aaj haste haste pagal ho jaunga hehehehehe
heheheh abe aur na hassa be mere ko heheh
@ Anuj tu abhi baccha hai ye le lolipop aur choosh:P
ha ha ha ha……. Teri baat se ye lagta hai ki tum Admin ke pash jab bhi Gaya hai to Admin Se Apni Gand marwa k hi Aaya hai esiliye tu waisa hi dusarey ke baare me bhi soch raha hai…….ha ha ha ha ha……..
heheheheeh
@ jay aaj isi baat se pata chal rha hai ki Rapist Aur Psycho ne mil ke kitna gand mara hai tmhara… ki pagal ho gye ho hehehehehe
waise jay tm “Meaow” nhi bhi bolte to bhi tmhara G jarur marata.. billi banne ki kya jarurat thi.. G marane ke liye tm janwan ban gye hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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abe hahahaahahaha bass karo.. log bhi kahenge is joke mein husne wali koi bat nahi fir bhi tum has rele ho :D:D:D:D
ab log kya jane ki ye humara prem pyar hai jo nikal raha hai ander se
hahahaha wah Adin maza aa gya kya baat hai..
Babaht din ke baad acha joke mila hai..
Uske baad kya hua ma batata hu
jaiy ne jaise hi meaun kiya to rapist uske piche pad gya
darasal jay ne jaan bhuj kar meaun kiya tha chunki usko rapist se sakhat nafrat thi
rapist ne jaise hi apni pant ki jip kholi..
Tab achanak jay ne ek chamach(kanta) numa tejdaaar hathayar nilala. Hathayar ko dekhkar saaf pata chalta tha ki ye chamach ko pathar se gisa kar tej kiya hua ha
to jaise hi rapist kareeb aya jai ne ek hi waar me rapist ke janan ang ke do tukde kar diya.
Ek taraf tattee. Dusri tarf lund hahahaha
hmmmmm hehehe ab mujhe shak ho raha hai ki tu rapis thha hehehehe tabhi tujhe pata hai kyunki psyko to apna hi ek user tha
Bhosadi ke ab Muthmar Singh ne Raz khol diya hai to tu kah raha hai ki rapiest tu nahi koi aur thha…….hahahaha
Sale tujhko bola thha ki Agar tu phir pahle ki tarah meri "G" marne ki koish kiya to es bar tere "L" ko Katwa kar Tujhe Hijro ke sath Delhi ki Azadpur Sabzi Mandi me unhi k sath Nachwaunga…….
Le Bhugat ab apne kiye ki SAza……Pahle to mai hi teri Gand mara karta thha ab to sabhi aire gaire tujhe Nacha-Nacha ke teri Gand mara karenge……..ha ha ha ha ha ha
mujhe airo gairo ki chinta nahi hai beta.. muthmar ko maine jawab dena hota to esa deta ki vo ro padta.. par mera asool hai main ek time mein ek hi banda niptata hun hehehe aur abhi teri bari hai isliye teri G mar raha hu.
aur hehehe tere pe vo kahavar bhi sahi beth reli hai.. Khisyani billi khamba noche hehehe bhai ek bar Meow kariyo
hahahahaha mana ki rapiest admin tha par ye baat bhi to pakka ho gya ki Meow bhi jay ne hi kiya tha heheheeh….. Jay kuch to sharm kar pehle G marane ke liye meaw krta fir baat khul gyi to pagalo ki tarah sab ke samne gand khol ke dikha rha hai ki maine gand nhi maraya tha hahahahahahaahha
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Admin jo baat tune khud maan li ki tu hi rapist tha usko lekar dout kaisa? Fir v ma samajta hu ek (BLW) Ka dukh bahut bada hota ha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
BLW kya?
and mene ye kab kaha ki rapis main hu.. mene kaha tha tujhe pata chal hi gaya means baki logo ke bare mein.. aur rapis tu hai ye main batana nahi cahahta tha par tune vo story jo sirf do jano ki pata thhi ek jay aur ek tu (Rapist) hehehe kyunki tera kata thha aur jai ne kaata tha :P
So ab is bare mein bahas na kar aur kisi ache doctor ko dikva ke judva le apna hahahahahaaha nahi to mar mara jayega
Admin tu muje kya rulayega tu to khud ro raha ha dekh ab jyada bacho ki tarah jid mat karo khoon ab v nakal raha ha docter ke pas jaao
darasal maine tujse janbhuj kar panga nai liya. Tumahra joke muje adhura laga is liya likh diya ab agle joke me naam hi dalega aur kya kar sakte ho. Dalna ha to daal do. Hahaha
filhal mere dimag mein esi koi skeem nahi aayi thhi, fir bhi idea ke liye thanks ;)
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admn mere yar sach bol rha hun bahut din k bad m kisi jok pr itna hsa hun,,,hehehe,,mja aa gya
bt ye rapist kon h ??
JPR
hehehehehehahahahahahahahahaha wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww mast joke hai ye to
@ divya mast to hoga hi… hamare mahan jay pe jo joke hai… hehehehhe
aunse hi ye sab baante ki ummid ki ja sakti hai
hmmm
hii divya tum to aayi hi nahi fir…mne bahut wait kiya…hmm kaisi ho….
are mai monday se online aaungi
hmm
ye joke nhi, ye jay ki feeling hai hehehehe
vo to pata lag hi rahi hai
wanted jay ka sapna hai khoon bhari lund hehehehehe
He divya abi muje add kyo nahi kiya fb pe .
hehehehehehehe hahahahahaha he bhagvan ab to pet me dard shuru ho jayega has has kr hehehehe
oyeee tujhe samjh me aa gaya ye joke…badi samjhdar ho gayi hai..meri sohbat me…hehehe..;)
@ panchhi kaam hi aisa krta hai ki hm log ko hasna padta hai…. aur usse bhi jyada hasi uske comnt padh ke aata hai hehehehehe
Panchhi tumne fb pe meri frnd rqst acpt karne k baad fir use unfrnd kar diya kya hua muje pehchana nahi tha kya
oh muje ni pta tha wo ap the ..isilye mene unrnd kr di ,apka name btao thik se yad ni h muje, me bhej dungi req. Apko
Panchhi yaar tumhare notification me b hoga aur tumhare jis email id pe notification jati hai us me b hoga
heartbeat apna id de yar
heartbeat muje notifications me ni mila name tmhara,tm req. Bhejo me accept kr lungi
aur mera request accept nai karogi :(
be pehle request bhej to shi fr decide krungi na accept krni h ya ignor
@Panchhi -kya kaha tu decide karegi accept karungi ya ignore tu mera req decide karegi, mat karna accept ye meri tmse request h aur galti se maine tujhe request send kr dia :'{
THANX ADMIN
DHIRAJ NAHI AYA
PEARL BHI NAHI
:-(
JAY I ASKED U QUE. IN LAST JOKE.
hehe Billi boli meow chupke chupke gaand marao haha
log hawalaat main hawa or laat khate hai yeh sala apna jai psycho or rapist ka lund or tatte kha gaya hehe haha.
meow
HE HE HE HE HE
jay ko itna sok he G marwane ka aaj pata chala
Jay, kaiku gussa ho raha hai yaar… tu bhi aur sab users jante ki Admin koi dil se tera mazak nahi uda raha…tum to purane user ho so tumhe to khud samjahna chahiye ki ye sab karne ka sirf ek movtive hota hai Admin ka @ to entertain all, not to hurt any1 feelings or insult anyone…so just chill dude… be a sport dude enjoy and chill…dekh baki sab kitna enjoy kar rahe hai tu bhi enjoy kar….
Ek aur baat jab tu G nahi marwata to just chill bhadak ku raha hai…bhadak k aur mauka de raha hai dusro ko comment kane ka.. :P
chal ab ek baar aur bol de @ Meaow…..hahahahahah
abe hehehe tu kon hai be….
@new user tu naya hai par bahat sajhdar hai…. hehehehehe
kya baat bola hai tune maza aa gya
tere comnt ka sbse acha part last line hai hehehehehehehe
isme se sumit ki boo aa rahi hai..mujhe..hehehe
pehli mulaqaat thi aur hum dono hi be bass they,
woh zulfain na
sambhal paaye, aur hum khud ko.
wah bhai wah.. kya sher hai
par mere khayal se ladka naayi thha
ladki ki julfein badi thhi vo control na kar saki, aur Vo naayi thha uske hath control mein nahi aaye aur usne uski julfein kat di
hahahahaha
wah deleated wah. dhl khus kr diya tune. kya mst sher maara hai. or admin ki baato ka tens n lena. jay k haatho L katne k baad sadme se bahki- 2 baate kr rha hai ;)
raashiii nhi aayi aaaj??
hmmmmmm!!!!
dhiru v nhi hai…
khi dono 7 me ghumne to nhi gye hai n…. :)
Kaash koi Gay mujhse pyar karta….
(Rukhsana)
A Lesbian
o terii…………lesbian…..ladkiyo sawdhan….heheheheh welcm here rukhsana…
chota bachcha apne baap ke office se uthte huye 2-3 logo ko dekhkar poochta hai : papa ye koun hai
Papa: bete ye udyogpati hai,
ek garbhwati mahila offic me entry karti hai, kuch kahti hai aur chali jaati hai .bachcha uske pet ki taraf ishara karke poochta hai papa ye koun hai,
Papa: beta ye hai pati udyog
admin bhai mere choot se mukti ka margdarshan to lagta hai aap bhool hi gaye. waise bina apke mirch masale ke bhi wo kaafi damdaar rahega warna aajmakar dekh lijiye aaj humare bhi forseen ko.
Admin bhai iski ch*t ko mukti de do warna iski ch*t tadpti rahe gi tu uski ch*t me mirch masala mat lga wo tadpega ha ha ha.
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No comments me kuch nahi kahunga kahin jay ko bura lg gya to.. aur sunlo sab kan khol kar Jay mera dost h aur uske bare me koi kaha to mujhse bura koi nai hoga
Muthmar teri lund to kati ab ye sochkr hasi aa rhi h ab muth kaise marega
JAY – once more meaow :->
Panchhi me tumse naraj hu ye tmne acha nhi kiya, mujhe kyu nai di apna fb id thik h ab katti
oye buddhu yha kese btadu??
hehehe tu tension mat le tu btaye na btaye jinhe dhundna hota h wo to khuda ko v khoj nikalte h….tumhe me dhund nikalunga
Panchhi dekh to raj bhai kitna shaana banta hai ek taraf to tuje chalenge kar raha hai k tuje fb pe dhund lunga lekin ab muj se meri id mang raha hai taki us ki frndlist se tuje dhund sake raj bhai ab tum panchhi ki id dhund kar usme se muje hlo hi jarur bolna yaar, tab main samju ga ke tum bake me bindass ho
heartbeat rahne de mujhe nahi chahiye teri id me itna nhi socha tha aur agr mera bindas ka test karna h to apna sirf first name bta fir me dikhata hu ki me kitna bindaas hu agar maine tujhe msg nhi kiya to apna sir mundava kr gadhe me bethunga
chal mera naam search kar hehehehe Sameer
oye kyu fokat me pange le ra h??
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ye joke realyy me super tha aur admin and Jay ke beech me ye comments aur bhi shaandaar the,heheheheeheheh
wah admin bhai tune ye to badaa hi khatarnaak aur ekdam fresh joke banaayaa he.