Haye Mera Imandar Beta
Views: 39,010 - Posted on 29 Nov 2011
Ek Ladka Cement Factory Mein Kaam Karta Tha,
Ek Din Uske Baap Ne Usko Bola.
Baap: “Ghar Banwana Hai, 25 Bori Cement La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Bhut Imandaar Hoon”Baap: “Achha, Toh Tu 15 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Meri Office Mein Achhi Image Hai”Baap: “Toh Phir 5 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Nahi La Sakta”Baap: “Ek Bori To La Hi Sakta Hai Na?”
Ladka: “Samjha Karo Na Mein Nahi La Sakta”Baap Kuch Soch Kar: “Achha Fir Ek Mutthi Bhar Cement Hi La De”
Ladka Hairani Se: “Aap Ek Mutthi Cement Ka Kya Karoge?”Baap: “Teri Maa Ki Chut Par Lagaunga, Taki Koi Dusra Imandaar Beta Peida Na Ho“
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Isne to imandari ki had hi kr di…
Please sabi logo se request hai ki hamesh imandar rhe…
SATY PARESHAN HO SAKTA HAI PARAST NHI
beta ho toh aesa
AaPki TAARIF Me
4 Line Pesh kar
Rahe Hain,
Ummeed Hai
Aapko Pasand AaYegi.
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Wah wah…………
Mai b apke bare me 2 line kahna chahta hu:-) SONU JI__
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*DHANYWAD*
hehehehehe…………
Yar sabi dost log kaha chale gye. ??
Koi batayega mujhe ??
PLEASEEEEEE……..
hahahahahaha via w2h hehehe
@PANKAJ,
LESBIAN MEANS SVAIRINI(sanskrit)
not samlaingik its means homosexual
@Dhiraj u r ri8. “Lesbian” means “swairini” in sanskrit.
D word “Lesbian” is derived 4om d name of d Greek island of Lesbos. Lesbianism defines erotic relationship between women.
Imandari ki insult:-[
hii rashii hw r u
Gd noon frnds
kaha gayb ho ap sb?
are main to ehi hoon… aap baatao…. aap kaisi ho,,,???
Agar us baap ko neta(minister) kah kar sanbhodan kiya hota to jyada acha hota. Kyunki neta ajkal beimaani ka suchak(symbul) bankar rah gya ha
cement to kharid kar bhi la sakta tha. Bap ne chori karne ko to nahi kaha tha. Waise cement itna majboot nahi hota k usse ……. Ko band kiya ja sake.
Abe ateeq chut ko to favikwik v nai band kar sakti . Lund ki chah me vo cement to kya favikwik v tod kar pani chhod degi hehehehe
No lund, no chut, no gand, no boobs ajj mai ye word nhi bolunga… Hehehe……..
Abe kuch to sharm karo…
hehehe nilesh nyc cmt yar
Itni imandaari toh hamare neta logo mein v nahe hain jitni iss ladke mein hain!
Arre Ragini hehehe aap ye kya bole ja rahiho. Neta log to bharashtachar aur baimaani ye suchak(symbul) ha. Aur aapko unme imandari najar aa rahi ha. Shayad aapko nai pta hamare desh me 95% neta curuption ha. Baaki 5% neta hi desh ko bachate aa raheha.
Kuchh bhi hai but joke badha mast hai read kar hansi ruk hi nahi rahi hahahahahahahahohohohohohehehe……….vaise aaj ke jamane me agar koi khatarnak hai to wah Imandar hai.
are yar admin “SUBMIT” button per click karne mai problem ho rahi h tere in ads k karan.or in ads ko close karne ka option bhi nahi h. to please yaar in ads ko site ki kisi or dusri jagha per publish kar.
or yaar yadi submit button (for comments) ki chut hi sahi nahi dekhegi to mouse pointer ka lund usme aram se kaise ghusega. use dikkat hogi yaar… hehehe
Thanks Brother for suggestion… actually ads ko main abhi ek week tak band nahi kar sakta…. coz site ko chalane ke liye aur server ko pa karne ke liye money chahiye jo in ads se aati hai
But mene tumhari problem solve kar di hai now u can freely comment :)
admin bro how r u
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hehehehehe is joke pr no cmts
@ admin I use HTC wildfire s , muzhe to cmts submit karne Mein koi problem nahi aati.
ab mene thik kar diya hai
Hello everybuddy
Saala ab ek mutthi cement toh la hi sakta hai, family planning walon ko koi ye joke bhejo kuch kaam aayega