Haye Re Aajkal Ke Caring Bachhe

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Teacher Class Mein Bacho Ko Samjha Raha Thha

Teacher: “Bachho, Gaaye (Cow) Hamari Maata Hai

Tabhi Uska Dhayan Pappu Pe Gaya Wo Khidki Se Lagatar Bahar Dekh Raha Thha

Teacher: “Oye, Tu Bahar Kya Dekhi Jaa Raha Hai?

Pappu: “Sir Ji, Jaldi Se Bahar Jaaye. Ek Saand Aapki Maa Ko Chod Raha Hai

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35 Responses to "Haye Re Aajkal Ke Caring Bachhe"

  1. Dabang_007 says:

    Pappu ne to ab hadh kar di…..

  2. Adnan says:

    Chud gayi teacher ki mata

  3. Sheela. says:

    Such mai papu snta ka hi beta lgta h… Wese sayd boys papu kisi or ko b khte h. He he he

    dabang ji i missss u yar… Apse to mai milne k liyar hu…. Hey admin agr mai apna n. Comment mai lkhu to kya tum wo public kroge..

    • Jay says:

      @Sheela dear accha huwa aapne yaad dila diya, mai kai baar socha apne gf se puchne k liye lekin bhool jata hun, agar aap bura na mane to ye bata dena ke jaise ladke apne #### ko pappu kahte hai, waise he ladkiya apne #### ko kya kahti hai?

  4. Mausam says:

    hahahahahhaa

    ye realyy me nice he yaar lagtaa he pappu ka dimaag jyaada chalne laga he hahahahhahahaaaa

  5. Jay says:

    @Dabang ji ye pappu apne harami santa ka ladka hai…..

    Aur santa se bhi tez dimag ka hai. tabhi toh…

    Pappu: papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

    Santa: tujhey sub pata hai!

    Pappu: nahin pata promise!

    Santa: in k pait main pani bhara hay

    Pappu: Oh No! Bachcha to doob jaye ga!

  6. dev says:

    hahahaha. kamina pappu

  7. Anshul says:

    HA HA HA HA HA PADHA HUAA HAI PAR MAZA AA GAYA SIR.

  8. Rukhsana says:

    Wah Admin Sir Wah

    Aapne kya mast joke display kiya hai.

    Best of Luck

    Keep it up…….

  9. chodumall says:

    gdeng admin bhai n all viewers of this site.thnks bro for postng my joke, i hope u lik it.admin bhai kuch esa format bnao yar ki moble se v cmnt n joke submit kar sake ku ki roj pc se cmnt dena muskl ho jata hai bcs stdy ka burden ho jata hai isiliye,yar agar mble se ho jaye yar tab tho me roj ek joke submit karua.pls bro do smthng.

  10. Admin says:

    Prince Warning… aaj ke baad agar tumne apna mobile no submit kiya to tera koi b comment approv nahi hoga.

  11. chodumall says:

    hiiiiiiiii ruksana n rosy how r u dear? can v bcme frend?

  12. chodumall says:

    admin bhai me ek joke or submit karha hu pls btana mil gaya or kesa laga.joke ka nam hai balatkari baba ka birthday.

  13. Panchhi says:

    Heheheh hahah

  14. chodumall says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiii panchi how r u? pappu ne teacher ki ma coddi

    • Panchhi says:

      I m fine chodumal n wat abt u? @hey DHIRAJ tum v france me
      janam lene wale ho kya aur jay ko udao nahi vrna wo panchhi ban
      jaega aur panchhi to ek me h hu na…..aur ap tb v DHIRAJ bn kr h
      janam loge kya ?aur me apna name harsh rakhungi, ok.

      • Jay says:

        @Panchhi ji, Kash agar mai v panchhi ban gaya too 2m mujhse
        haath choodha kar door nahi jaa payogi………heheheh

  15. chodumall says:

    admin bhai site tho chalti hai par cmnt n submit ni kar sakte yar

  16. chodumall says:

    yar sheela tmhari jawani tho bahut uffan mar rai hai kaho tho thanda kardu dear

  17. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii de, aaj thoda khush nahi hoon shayad aap bhi nahi lag rahi…chalo hum ek dusre ko happy happy bole detein hain…mera bhi mausam kavi thik nahi rahta kavi kale badal kavi khili dhoop…kavi chalti aandhi to kavi ruki hui…aap samajh gayi na..so happy…happy…dekho mera msg aapke lappy pe chala gaya..hahaha!…dekho phir se cool ho gaya haha!!!!.

    • Jay says:

      @Dhiraj yaar udna panchhi ka kaam hai tumne mujko hawa me
      udwa diya. Tumhe maloom hai kaya huwa________ Jay udd raha thaa
      hawa main panchhi k sath, bade hi jor ki hawa chal rahi thee, Jay
      udd raha thaa hawa main panchhi k sath, bade hi jor ki hawa chal
      rahi thee ……. hawa band hui Jay ga#d k bal gir
      gaya…….hehehehehe Yaar Phir mat udana ye panchhi bahut hi
      sayani hai, jab tak hawa chali haath pakde hui thhi, hawa band hote
      he haath chodh diya………

  18. Rashii says:

    Pappu ji ap to apne dad santa se b tej ho hehe

  19. Dhiraj says:

    @panchii ji, jay ko mere hawale mat kijie mein unko khule aasman mein udta hua dekhna chahta hoon…panchii ji agle janm france mein lena india mein 440 bolt ka currnt lag jaega jaisa mujhe laga tha…haan apna naam harsh rakhna bhoolna mat tab tumko log mrs harshdhiraj bulaenge haha…france me ok tc.:).

  20. Preet says:

    Nice joke !hello fds

  21. Preet says:

    Admin g tum kinu itne hyper ho re ho

  22. Dhiraj says:

    @rosy, punit kanha chala gaya usne bola tha jharkhand jaa
    raha hai jain ji k darshan karne kanhi woh naxalio k changul mein
    to nahi phass gaya..__________________@sunny, tumhein kai mahino k
    baad cmt kar raha hoon…tum tab k user thee jab koi bhi nahi tha
    aur mein tumse baate karta tha….m srry srry yaar..HAPPY NEW YEAR
    2 u…mein god se pray karta hoon tumhari saari icchai puri ho nd
    tumhari life khubsoorat ho..again m vry sorry…hey god sunny k dil
    ki awaaz ko aap acche se sun lein..tc dear gud night ..nd again m
    vry srry mujhe tum yaad ho bhula
    nahi..hehe.____________________@RAVI, happy new yr to u..same 4 u
    sry dear..takecare.sry..sry…sry..tc…sister priyanka kanha
    hai..hehe..priyanka miss u sis..u r jst 200km away 4rm
    me..haha!!miss u!

  23. Rosy says:

    @dhiraj, dnt knw wo kaha gaya.. N i dnt think wo kisi k
    chngul me fasa hoga… He is smart enough

  24. anjali says:

    gud joke yarr……. tbhi to pappu kbhi pass ni
    hota……….heheheheheh…

  25. shallu says:

    haha acha joke hai ________hi evry1 hru my banterr log
    kaise ho.yaar 12 baje gud mrng bol raha hu busy
    tha.____________________arush spray se mera naam jarur likhna aaj i
    m w8ing babuuu

  26. aaditya says:

    howz yu all///???

  27. Dhiraj says:

    @rosy, mujhe punit ki yeh baat acchi nahi lagi ki woh iss site pe love k liye aaya..agar woh masti nd frndship k liye aata to kitna accha hota….but main chahta hoon ki aap mast rahein n life ko enjoy karein bindass princess ban k:). tc.bye.

  28. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Admin, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bahut hasa hu mera pet dard kar raha hai,ye joke kisne post kiya hai yaar mere taraf se use thanx n @Anjali, nice comt isliye pappu kabhi pass nai hota ha ha ha ha ha ha

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