Haye Re Tera Sharmana
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Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Apne College Ke Dino Ko Yad Karke Apne Friends Ko Sher Suna Rahe Thhe
Ek Din Milli Wo Hume Kuch Is Tarha Se,
Udasio Mein Basi Si, Jhuki Juki Nazar Se,
Maine Akhir Puch Hi Liya Udas Kyu Ho?
Juka Ke Palke, Chupa Ke Chehra
Hole Se Boli, “Periods Chal Rahe Hai“
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mere bhi chal rahe hai .hahahahaha
ailaaaaaaaaaa , to isme pareshan hone ki koi jarurat nhi hai RAKHI g
hehehehe
Haa yar Aki tu sahi kah raha hai Rakhi ji aapko paresan hone ki koi jarurat nahi ahi, kyuki Aapke Pati ji (Husband) Aapki lene khud aa rahe hai……..hehehe
Aur kitne din tak chalega aap ka period?
Class mai teacher nai tha.
Student bahut shor kar rahe the.
Principal ne aa ke puchha-
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
Rakhi ne sharmakar kaha-
Sir, mera chal raha hai.
Ye un dino ki baat hai jab Rakhi school jaya karti thi. Aur apna pappu uska classmate tha.
ku pintoo bhai tu bhut exited ho raha hai RAKHI g ka period time puchne me kya bat hai ………..hmmmmmm kya karna hai tuje
Clear ho jao bata dena
hmare pas aa jaie rakhi g paseena bhi aane lagega.
hehehehe.
Ladka GF ko kiss karne wala tha.
Ladki ne use Centre Fresh khila diya
Ladke ne ladki ka RAPE kar dala
CENTERFRESH sirf ZUBAN pe Lagam lagatha hai,
SAMAAN pe nahi
are wah mere ( P.P ) bhai tune to bada hi must joke sunaya yar maja aagya .hahahahahaha
hehehe
good jokes pr jyada achha nhee tha
rabri:ka karat ho?
laalu ek dostko chitti likhat hu
rabri par tuhar likhna aawe nahi
laalu vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat
rashii di jay admin pancce rakhi and all frinds
ate ha.
kbi kbi.
chup k se.
khamoshi se
rat me.
barsat me.
anjane me.
kis liye?
kis k lie?
kis ki khatir?
kya btane?
kya smjhane?
kya ha ye?
ek ehsas.
ik pyas.
phir b achi lagti hai.
anjani c begani c khubsurat c.
tumhari
y…….a……d
—-HAMRA KISMAT M CHUTE NHI—-
Jay lal pite kpar,hamra kismat m chute nhi,hamra kismat m chute nhi
jb se dekhle hain dhiraj k lal gand,
bhag gayle hain sara chut hmar,
hamra kismat m chute nhi,
MITTI k chut bnalu,,bade pyar se ouse chhatte p sukhailu,
jaise dal lun mitti k chut m luna hamar,
oour gail mitti k chithre chithre mere yar,
hamra kismat m chute nhi,
phir luhar admn k pas gailu,
1 bada sa mst LOHE ka chut bnbailu,
ish aage ab kuch mt puchh mere yar
jaise hi lohe k chut m marlu luna hmar,
LANGERDIN hoke rh gail luna k snsar
ab kya karunga mere yar
hmra kismt m chute nhi
hmra kismat m chute nhi
JPR
Yaar Samir tumko ye sab kaise pata chala ????
Kavita Lajwab hai eska mere pash koi jawab nahi hai.
Waise yaar Agar tu chahe to meri bhi Kishmat me chut ho sakti hai, Kyuki_________
Bhai rey teri doo-doo go sali, Ek Gori ek Kaali.
Setting kara de kisi ek se…………hehehe
Nice joke. But periods mai kay hota hai
itne bade ho gaye abhi tak ye nahi pataa aap ko
Rakhi ji periods to kuch gila gila nikalta h ushe he kahte hena.hehehe
oye rakhi isme bade hone ki kyaa baat hai……hehe boys kitne bhi bade ho jaye……unko MC nahi hoti.na………samjha karo….haha
rakhi g isko pata to sab kuch hai mgr ye bhai jan aapke muh se sunna chahte hai. ku vikas raj sahi kaha na
pankaj tune bat to bade pate ki kahi . hehehehe
Tharki…
Ja beta ja, tera kuch nai ho sakta, tu ghar ja, doodh pee aur so ja.
Sale chodu banane ke liye hum hi mile the kya tuze?
hahahahaha admin us ladki ka naam bhi bata de ab….hehehe
abe wo ladki RAKHI g hai , tune sabse 1st comment nhi pada kya be
hehehehe
hahahahaha sahi bola tu……aki
nahi nahi nahi yeh nahi ho sakta .wo ladki mai nahi hoon .u sareaam mujhe badnaam na karo
rakhi ji badnaam to munni hui thi.hehehe tum in bacho ki baat ka bura mat manna kyunki aap ne uper likh rakha h ki mera bhi chal raha h.hahaha to bechare in bacho ki kya galti h ye samjhe wo ladki tum he ho rakhi ji bache to akhir bache he hote hena or kya pata in bacho ki baat such ho.hehahahahaha
rakhi pichle commnt me to tumne kaha ke tumhare periad chal rahe hai……hehehe
rashii di or kya ho rha h
jay dear yar kbi meirei upr bhee sayri bnaya kro and how r u
pannci ap tillu pillu ka kya hal h or aap apne samer ke pas gye ya nhee
admin aap ki nonveg site kesee chl rhee h
rakhi aap apne husband ke pas gye ya nhee vha jakr hmei bhul mt jana
and all dost how r u t.c
Bheemraj ji, Ye Shayari aapke liye hai___________
Kuch log Doulat par Naaz kartey hai, Kuch log Sohart par Naaz kartey hai.
Jinke sath Aap jaisa dost ho , Wo Log apni kissmat par Naaz kartey hai..
tilu pilu mast h aur yar tmhe ni pata kya samir ne muje ghar se nikal diya :( aur vo dusri ladkio ko date kr rha h ….jb milega tb khub pitayi krugi uski…buhubuhubuhu
panchhi bhabhi apko samir bhai ne ghar se kya nikaldiya aap to paagal hogai ho.hehehe samir tune ye thik nahi kya bhabhi ko ghar se nikal kar bechari panchhi bhabhi is sadhme se hansna bhul gai buhubuhubuhu.hehehehehe
Dear Dhiraj,
Mai shayar to nahi, Lekin jabse khhaya hai Jakham Dil ne Shayri Aa gayi.
Hum tumse kuch keh na paaye, isme meri kya khata,
Pyaar karne ki shayad, ye thhi meri ada!
Is ada ko jo samajh jaate to mil jaata tumko mera pyaar,
Par aisa ho na saka aur hum karte rahe tumhara intezaar,
Is intezaar mein bhi thka ik mazaa,
Pyaar karne ki shayad, ye thhi meri ada!
Intezaar ho jaata hamara khatam jo aa jaati tumko meri yaad,
Par Khuda ko thha ye manzoor ki hum karte rahen tumse milne ki fariyaad,
Is fariyaad mein bhi thha ik mazaa,
Pyaar karne ki shayad, ye thhi meri ada!
Ho jaati jo hamari fariyaad poori,
Rehti na koi tamanna adhoori,
Tumse jo hum mil paate, Toh shayad kuch keh na paate,
Chup rehne mein bhi thha ik mazaa,
Pyaar karne ki shayad ye thhi meri ada!
Dil ka haal bayan kar dete mere aansoo,
Unko aakar rok dete shayad tumhaare aansoo
Par aansoo bahane mein bhi thha ik mazaa,
Pyaar karne ki shayad ye thhi meri ada!
*@*@*@*@*@* I MISS U 4EVER *@*@*@*@*@*
Hey Dhiraj Bhosadi ke……….
Teri yaari me Admin bhai aur Kuch dosto ne "JAY" ko “Gay” bana diya . Lekin phir bhi maine unki baato ki koi parwah nahi kiya, Aur maine tere har comments ka reply deiya ki tujhko kabhi bad filling na ho. Likin Aaj tumne Badi Assani se kah diya ki Jay kabhi to Dil se comments kiya karo nahi to mai tujhko koi comment nahi karunga. Bhosadi ke Ab mai tumko Apne Dil se nahi Balki ab mai tujhe apne Lund se comments kiya karunga.
Bhosari ke teri baato se to ab mera Dil yehi Kah raha hai ki__________
Bhosadi ke Teri Bewafayi me mai Dil Bekrar hi na karu,
Bhosadi ke Tu kah de to mai tera Intzar hi na karu.
Tu Bewafayi bhi karna to es kadar karna bhosadi ke
Ki tere baad mai Kishi aur se Pyar hi naa karun……….tc.
anuj yar very good jokes mja aagya
thanx
hi friends
dosto to phip milenge friday night 9:30pm ya 10:00pm baje.hehehe
Aankh band mooh khulla bole to gardulla.main nahi jo ye comment read kar raha hai matlab tum .hehehehe
Gud joke