Haye Ri Bechari Aurat Ka Dukhda

Ek Biwi Ka Doctor Ko Sunaya Gaya Dukhda

Biwi: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai

Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaisi?

Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.

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 07 Apr 2011  34 Comments  47,757

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Bv2dr: Mera Pti 300% Napusank Hai. Dr: Wo Kese? Bv: 1 To Uska Khada Nhi Hota 2 Uski Ungli B Tuti Hai 3 Kal Usne Garam Chai Pi K Apni Jib B Jala Li Hai

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  34 Comments

  1. savita says:

    hi my all friends tum sab kaise ho sameerji kahin jaane se pahele batakar tau jaya karo sabhi samajh rahe tha ki tum mere paas aaye ho.vaise na hokar v aap hamesha mere paas ho bia site hehe.

    rashi,puja,panchchi,divya,wanted,matrix,ravan,dhiraj,mausam,mohan etc… sabhi haal chaal to puch lya karo yaar.

    1. pyare mohan says:

      NAMASTE SAVITA JI samajh main nahin aaya savita ji ki aap doctor ko khula hua nimantran de rahi hai.are you ok?

      1. savita says:

        charan sparsh mohanji hamare yahan bujurgon ke pair chuhe jate hain.mohanji joke padne ke baad commnt padne mai sab samajh aa jata hai.so plz request joke ko samajhne ke baad hi comment pada karain.

      2. pyare mohan says:

        dhanyawad savita ji, sahi rai dene ke liye lekin apni tippani main ek shabd galat likhdiya hai
        woh shabd hai chuhe jabki sahi shabd hai chhuhe chh se chha akshar banta hai.please don't mind.

      3. viru says:

        is site pe aand wale sabhi logo ko suchit kixa jata hai k agar aap ko HINDI ka tution rakhna ho ya HINDI kaise likhi jati hai ye jankari prapt karni ho to kripa kar k
        Pyare Mohan ka sampark kare.
        @Pyare Mohan, agar hamare is lekhan mai koi shabd me aap ko galti najar aaye to jarur jarur se batayega. Dhanyawad

    2. Aakaash says:

      Savita ji agar mujhe pata hota ki wo aurat aap ho to mai aapka invitation accept kar leta.

    1. anshul says:

      o saale bhanke take kaha mara raha hai . chal bhut marai- 2 karli aaja wey 2 heart par samja na. he he he

  2. viru says:

    @Admin, thnx 4 posting new joke, keep it up.
    Dehradun se kitna donation mila?
    @Savita, aap ne to Vicky ko aisa reply kiya k jaise aap hi ho uski hone wali …..
    @Panchhi, paper ma je aave e kala ane tame je lakho e bhura aksharo hoy, barabar samji gaya ne tame. Bolo exam ma chori ketli kari?
    @Rashii, suna hai k ap ki city me earthquake aaya tha. Us vaqt ap kya kar rahi thi? Sahi sahi batana?
    Admin ko donation me kya diya?
    @Mausam bro kaise ho?
    Aj kal to ap bahut garam raheto ho?

    A sardar has asked to explain in English-
    "dukh hamesha hamare saath raheta hai magar khushi aati jati raheti hai"
    Sardar translet it like this-
    "my wife is 4ever with me but her sister comes and goes"

    Hv a nice n cool day to all of u my frnds

    1. Mausam says:

      hahhaa hehhehe Achchha joke he,par iss admin ne pahle hi suna diya tha chatting me hahahahaa

      Viru Bhai, main theek hoon ,magar kya karu yaar garam bhi hona hota he,thanda bhi hona hota he,aur geela(Barsaat) bhi honahota he hahah aur basant bhi hona hota he

    2. savita says:

      han viruji aapne shai samjha uski hone wali biwi ki dost tabhi tau mujhe sab pata hai hehe

      1. viru says:

        @Savita, hone wali biwi ki dost bole to uski saali hui na, aur sab ko pata hai "saali to aadhi gharwali hoti hai" Vicky ki to nikal padi yaar,

  3. anshul says:

    he he he , nice jokes, hii all friends, kese ho sab, babji ko anshul ka pranam,mausam, immu,aarush,shalu,rashi,divya,panchi,anjali,raavan,kapil,manish,vickyss,and all friends kaha ho kamino. ye kamina tum sab se baat karne ko tarsta hai. (he he he shirf mausam,arush,shalu,immu,babaji ka chhod ke baaki sab ke liye) ab to aajao .

  4. anshul says:

    babaji isme 300% nahi kam se kam 200% to hota, he he he kyoki jib hi to jali hai .jib kati thodi na hai . he he he babaji kher koi baat nahi lage raho.

  5. Rukhsana says:

    Ab us aurat ko chahiye ki apni ungli se kaam chalaye jaisa ki shadi se pehle chalaya karti thi.

  6. Pankaj says:

    Apne dosto k liye
    Jo aap ko time 2 time sms nahi karte.

    (.") (.")
    ,/
    !))c=="))
    _|| _||
    Ye muze sms
    Nahi karta tha,
    Gaand mar li sale ki,
    Baki aap to samzdar ho,

    1. anshul says:

      pankaj yaare . isme kuch locha hai. wo ye ki esa lag raha hai ki isme tu mara raha hai .or vo teri maar raha hai. he he he saale gande gande reply bhejta hai. he he he

  7. Adust IN hindi A dus says:

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  8. hidden says:

    socha tha shaadi ke baad jabardast chudwaugi

    college me bitaye din phir se yaad laaugi

    uper wale ne aisa pati diya mujhe.

    na uska neeche wala khada hota hai na ungli kaam karti hai

    jeebh ka aasra tha wo bhi jal gaye

    ab wapas college ki galiyo me purane dosto se chudwaugi