Haye Ri Bechari Aurat Ka Dukhda
Views: 35,665 - Posted on 07 Apr 2011
Ek Biwi Ka Doctor Ko Sunaya Gaya Dukhda
Biwi: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaisi?”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Biwi Nu Talak Kyu De Ditta?
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Dosto Naya Saal Shuru Ho Gaya Hai. Aur Is Naye Sal Ki Shuruat Hum Baba Saxidas Ke Updesh Se Karte Ha ..- Machhli Bhej Raha Hun..
Ø <<< :> Machali* Bhej Raha Hoon, Apne Pichwade Mein Dal Lena. Kyunki Maine Suna Hai Ap ..- Tu Kya Samjha Thha?
Batao Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Hai To Tumhari Lekin Hamesha Doosre Lete Hain? . . . Oye Tera Naam Yaar! ..- Kaam Ka Nuska
Life Mein Badi Se Badi Problem Solve Karne Ka Ek Chota Sa Upay. ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
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hi my all friends tum sab kaise ho sameerji kahin jaane se pahele batakar tau jaya karo sabhi samajh rahe tha ki tum mere paas aaye ho.vaise na hokar v aap hamesha mere paas ho bia site hehe.
rashi,puja,panchchi,divya,wanted,matrix,ravan,dhiraj,mausam,mohan etc… sabhi haal chaal to puch lya karo yaar.
Ye Doctor ( Aur Sabhi Pass Walon )Ke Liye Clear Line Hai
Give Me Your Contact Please
it is open invitation 2 Doc. hehe
NAMASTE SAVITA JI samajh main nahin aaya savita ji ki aap doctor ko khula hua nimantran de rahi hai.are you ok?
charan sparsh mohanji hamare yahan bujurgon ke pair chuhe jate hain.mohanji joke padne ke baad commnt padne mai sab samajh aa jata hai.so plz request joke ko samajhne ke baad hi comment pada karain.
dhanyawad savita ji, sahi rai dene ke liye lekin apni tippani main ek shabd galat likhdiya hai
woh shabd hai chuhe jabki sahi shabd hai chhuhe chh se chha akshar banta hai.please don't mind.
is site pe aand wale sabhi logo ko suchit kixa jata hai k agar aap ko HINDI ka tution rakhna ho ya HINDI kaise likhi jati hai ye jankari prapt karni ho to kripa kar k
Pyare Mohan ka sampark kare.
@Pyare Mohan, agar hamare is lekhan mai koi shabd me aap ko galti najar aaye to jarur jarur se batayega. Dhanyawad
Savita ji agar mujhe pata hota ki wo aurat aap ho to mai aapka invitation accept kar leta.
good.. ye to gabbar singh wali tregedy ho gayi. he he he.
o saale bhanke take kaha mara raha hai . chal bhut marai- 2 karli aaja wey 2 heart par samja na. he he he
yaar kya likhe ho..kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai…
@Admin, thnx 4 posting new joke, keep it up.
Dehradun se kitna donation mila?
@Savita, aap ne to Vicky ko aisa reply kiya k jaise aap hi ho uski hone wali …..
@Panchhi, paper ma je aave e kala ane tame je lakho e bhura aksharo hoy, barabar samji gaya ne tame. Bolo exam ma chori ketli kari?
@Rashii, suna hai k ap ki city me earthquake aaya tha. Us vaqt ap kya kar rahi thi? Sahi sahi batana?
Admin ko donation me kya diya?
@Mausam bro kaise ho?
Aj kal to ap bahut garam raheto ho?
A sardar has asked to explain in English-
"dukh hamesha hamare saath raheta hai magar khushi aati jati raheti hai"
Sardar translet it like this-
"my wife is 4ever with me but her sister comes and goes"
Hv a nice n cool day to all of u my frnds
Badiya jok hai yaar must hai.
lage raho bhai.
hahhaa hehhehe Achchha joke he,par iss admin ne pahle hi suna diya tha chatting me hahahahaa
Viru Bhai, main theek hoon ,magar kya karu yaar garam bhi hona hota he,thanda bhi hona hota he,aur geela(Barsaat) bhi honahota he hahah aur basant bhi hona hota he
han viruji aapne shai samjha uski hone wali biwi ki dost tabhi tau mujhe sab pata hai hehe
@Savita, hone wali biwi ki dost bole to uski saali hui na, aur sab ko pata hai "saali to aadhi gharwali hoti hai" Vicky ki to nikal padi yaar,
kaisey kaisey hoteyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hai sabbb……………………….
he he he , nice jokes, hii all friends, kese ho sab, babji ko anshul ka pranam,mausam, immu,aarush,shalu,rashi,divya,panchi,anjali,raavan,kapil,manish,vickyss,and all friends kaha ho kamino. ye kamina tum sab se baat karne ko tarsta hai. (he he he shirf mausam,arush,shalu,immu,babaji ka chhod ke baaki sab ke liye) ab to aajao .
babaji isme 300% nahi kam se kam 200% to hota, he he he kyoki jib hi to jali hai .jib kati thodi na hai . he he he babaji kher koi baat nahi lage raho.
yaa isme likhte saale ki jib shru hote hi khatam ho jati hai . he he he kher babaji
Ab us aurat ko chahiye ki apni ungli se kaam chalaye jaisa ki shadi se pehle chalaya karti thi.
Aap bhi aisa karti hain kya? Ya karti thi?????
Apne dosto k liye
Jo aap ko time 2 time sms nahi karte.
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Ye muze sms
Nahi karta tha,
Gaand mar li sale ki,
Baki aap to samzdar ho,
pankaj yaare . isme kuch locha hai. wo ye ki esa lag raha hai ki isme tu mara raha hai .or vo teri maar raha hai. he he he saale gande gande reply bhejta hai. he he he
Sahi hai
Ha ha ha ha mere pas aja plz ek bar nc jk
Good jok
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us ourat ko nakli wala lena chahiye
Nice and new joke keep it up sameer bro
Sala uska pati such me gandu tha
padosi bula lena cahiye.
gud
socha tha shaadi ke baad jabardast chudwaugi
college me bitaye din phir se yaad laaugi
uper wale ne aisa pati diya mujhe.
na uska neeche wala khada hota hai na ungli kaam karti hai
jeebh ka aasra tha wo bhi jal gaye
ab wapas college ki galiyo me purane dosto se chudwaugi
@Hidden bole to "chhupe rustam"
Kya baat hai, same joke but sayrana andaz mai.
Keep it up,