Height Of Facebook Update
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Height Of Facebook Update:
“Suhaag Raat Hain Ghunghat Utha Raha Hoon Main”
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Meine socha tha kuch dhmakedar hoga ….Ye to fuss nikla…..
I also like it… 26
mai to samjha aj fb ki ijjat gyi..
Hehehehe…
Admin HTC Flyer kaisa tab h ?
Dhayan se Liyo tu mere ek dost ne liya tha uski G hi fatt gayi thi
Tu jara dhayan se aur sarso ke tel ke sath liyo
Sath chalne k liye kaise tera haath pakdu “admin” ?
Suna hai k tu TATTI karne k baad haath v nahi dhota :)
Hmmm. . . . Admin bro. Ye mere name ka duplicate “Jay” koun aa gaya ? Ye cmnt mere name se kisne kar diya hai ? Pls. Jara eska ip check karke dekhiye.
ye Rathee Urf Deleted hai. …. iski G main koi keeda uchal raha hai
Hehehehe. . . . . Eski bhi “G” me Jalim Lund Losan Lagana padega kya ?
MERA ARMAAN AASMAN KI UCHAYIO KO CHHUNA NHI…MERA ARMAAN YEH HAI KI AASMAAN yeh PUCCHE..KI …AE DHIRAJ KYA MEIN TUJHKO KBHI CHHU PAUNGA..
-Dhiraj
Thik hai
Yaron hum akele hain koi to sath dene aao
Dhiraj ap ho kya bhai…koi jaadugar ho..!!
Aap ne jo b kaha mere liye..vo sb ryt h…sb kuch…
Mai dua krta hu..asamaan b apki uchai ko na chu paye…
Deleted bro. Kuch b ho apki shayri ka koi jawab nh..
Jay..kabhi hame b yaad kr liya karo…
@deleted ji kese h ap..
@naina kaha ho ap..
@hello sonam..
@hiii jay..
@nilesh ji kaha h ap..
@hiii all fnds kaha h ap sb..
thanx meggi atleat tumh to mein yad ………
admin bro hum w2h par chat karne ki koshish kr rhe hai. But succese nhi ho pa rhe hai..
Humne wha pr name inpute kiya, to jo log online the unki list show hui.. Fir humne ek ko choose kiya.. Uske bad b koi response nhi…
Ye hum 1 month se try kr rhe hai. But sthiti jaise ki taisi hai**
plz solution…???
@Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} tmhe kisi name ko choose krne ki jarurat nhi hai… aur waise bhi abhi PVT band hai.
Tm Lounge ya Dark Room me baat kar sakte ho :)
waise tm kis name se waha aa rhe ho ?????
nilesh name se hi ata hu.. Anuj ji.
Confurm karne ke liye thanx***
@Deepak,.this is my another sixth sense talent..
..and thank you soo much..Dear..
any wez Jay agar tumhe yaad nhi krta..uski tarf se mein tumhein..yaad kr leta hoon..
..kaise ho??..:)..hope u r fantastic…tc n goodnight!!
..Dear..Deepak..sirf 4din ki mulaqat..mein mein tumhein jaan gya..kbi kbi aisa hota jo humare kai saalo se najdik hokr bhi nhi jaan pata:)..
tc Dear..luckynight:)
hahahahaha fntastic…!!
nilesh g maine islye pucha bcz raat ko almst sb apni gf k sath lge hote hei fon pr or aap online the…mjhe lga aap single honge…
mai to real me abhi tk single hu.. Waise b hume fone pr bat karna jyada pasand nhi hai.. Thoda bhut net surfing kr leta hu…
But Apke pas experiance kafi acha hai*.*.*.#.
hahahahahahahaha nhi nilesh g xperiance nhi h blkul bh…aktuly hostl me rhti hu to yaha pr aisa hi hota h dats y…..
gud yaar aap single ho….Single bnda bht sukhi hota h…ekdam tnsn free….!!
keep it up:-)
to tum married ho :O … buhuhuhu gayi bheins paani mein
Kl raat 1 khwab ki dastak pr darwaza khola..to..dekha..sarhad k us paar se kuch mehmaan aye h…!
Ankho se maayus the sare..Chehre sare sune sunaye..!
Paanv dhoye..hath dhulaye..aangan me aasan lagwaye or tandur pr makki k kuch mote-mote root pakaye…
Potli me mehmaan mere..pichle saalon ki faslon ka gud laye the…!!!!
Aankh khuli to dekha..ghar me koi nahi tha…
haath laga kr dekha to tandur abhi tk bujha nh tha..
or hothon pr meethe gud ka jayka ab tk chipak raha tha…
Khwab tha… shayad…!!!
khwab hi hoga…!!!
Sarhad pr..kl raat..suna h chali thi goli..!
Sarhad pr..kl raat..suna h kuch khwabo ka khoon hua h…………
@Hii… dosto kha ho ap sub…???
@Yar sabhi log ek sath gayab ho gye…???
@Koi online hai kya…???
@PRIYA tum kha gayab ho gyi yar….han..???
kisi se koi chez maango to aise maango jese apne baap ki ho. . ….
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Aur nahi mili to soch lena konsa apne baap ki thi…
Ryt frndz
“Aye Khuda Suna Hai Ki Dua Qubul Karne Ka 1 Waqt Hota Hai,………..
.Fir Tu Hi Bata Maine Use Kis Pal Nahi Manga..????”
Mein to yahi hun Nilesh…..
Admin HTC Flyer Mein G fatne wali kya baat h …..specs to aache h uske….siwae call nahi karne ko lekar…
hum b to yhi hai del ji..
Apne apna name fir se normal kr liya… Hehehe..
abe tune Lene ki baat kari hai na…. hehehehe to mujhe laga to G mein lene ko bol raha hai apni
Ese bol ki purchase karna hai hehehhe kar le mast hai.. par us se bhadiya galaxy tab 6200 hai hehehehehehehe
Hello….frndz. How r u all.
@Samir… m f9, wt abt u? Aur jhalak dikhakar fir 2m kahan gayab ho jaate ho?
@Admin bro,
@Dhiraj, @Jay bro, @Dilbar jaani @Hps bro @Wanted @Del bro … K se hain aap sab.
Lagta hai sab mujhe bhul gaye.
3WBJ
Nice joke…….
Facebook use karne wale 50% pagal hote hai/ho jate hai……….
good night friends
..change is nature nd its inevitable:)
see yaa ll 2morroO:)
Badi hasrat thi k kholenge unki salwar ka nara, unki berukhi to dekho k woh nangi hi chale aaye.
3WBJ
gud nyt frnzzz….!!
POPULATION of INDIA is
in 1600-10 crore
in 1900-20 crore
in 2012-130 crore.
in 2112- ithink 180 cr
in 2212-i think 130 cr
2o12 mein agar hume india k hur ek person ka naam lena ho aur humari age aprox 80yrs hoti hai..
to hume uske liye… one more birth aur lena padega:)
gud mrng frnz…
Admin bro. Mere cmnts site pr kyu nh a rahe h..? Kl nyt wale cmnts abhi tk site pr nh h..request h thoda fast rakho yr