Height Of Insult By Boyfriend
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Height Of Insult.
Boy-Friend: “Agar Tumhare Hath Nahi Hote To Kya Tum Gloves (Dastane) Pehanti?”
Girl-Friend: “Nahi Bilkul Nahi”
Boy-Friend: “To Fir Bra Kyu Pahanti Ho?“
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बेइजती की हद
बॉय-फ्रेंड: "अगर तुम्हारे हाथ नहीं होते तो क्या तुम दस्ताने पहनती?"
गर्ल-फ्रेंड: "नहीं बिलकुल नहीं"
बॉय-फ्रेंड: "तो फिर ब्रा क्यों पहनती हो?"
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Gud joke
sikho kuch sikho baaba se
Gud Joke…
Tum aaye na mud kr EID fir aa gayi…!!
Lagta hai is baar bhi mera ROZA na tootega….!!!
lagta h boy friend ka lund dhila ho gaya hehehehehe
…THvN>!S Deepak!!
agr mein devendra hota to yeh joke samjh jata means insult!!
;( :) ;)
..aajkal net pe boobs itne dikh jaate hain…ki kisi aurat shopkeeper se nariyal khridne mein shrm aati ya hansi aati hai…knhi glti se yeh na nikal jae..auntie boobs rkhti hain kya??
:(
………..”pyaar har rishte ko lamba rkhta hai”………………
agr yeh cheeje bich mein aai to nhi ho sakta aapka relationship longer
1.money
2.sex
3.selfishness
4.religion
5.comparision
….baaki aur apne aap se soch lo……
:) ……………………… ;) *
Sach kaha . Bt pyaar ki kadar krne waale log kitne hain ? I mean bahut hi kam. Isiliye logo ne pyaar krna hi chhod dia sirf time paas.
:)
:oops: :roll: :oops: :roll: :oops: GOOD :idea: * EVENING :oops: :roll: :oops: :roll: :oops:
@deepak bro thanks……yahi dua mai aapke liye bhi karta hu…….
@Dhiraj dear …..@Priya ji. …good evning:D
@DeL ji….. and @Nitesh bro. kaha gayab ho?
Kaise ho aby aajkal kam aate ho
Lalit ji mai ekdum mast hu Aap batao kya haal hai Aapka..??? and hamre pari ka naam kya Fix hua???
Aur ye 2-4 din EID ki tayyari me thoda busy tha…..
Yaar koi naam hi nahi set ho pa raha tu batade छ se
abe yar naam A se rakh
kyu ki
1 roll number milega
2 list mai ya kisi selection mai first chance milega
or bhi bahut fayede!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or yadi kisi jyotishi per bharosa kar raha h to use chod de vo faltu h
or maine to abhi hi soch liya h ki yadi mere koi beta ya beti hogi to mai to unka naam A se hi rakhunga
Good p.m.friends
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Night !!!!!!!
koi bata sakta hai log GOOD NIGHT kyun bolte hain??
ans:kyunki sabko average night milti hai…by default good night kisi khushkismat ko hi milti hai :) isliye BETTER NIGHT koi nhi bolta :)
:aarow: “khubsurati charitra ka nirman nhi krti..blki chritra khubsurti ka nirman krta hai” :P
“mahan aur vikhyat logo k naam sirf A se nhi the”
Barack obama
manmohan sing
indira gandhi
micheal phelps
ussain bolt
britney spears
lata mangeskar
sachin tendulkar
subash chandra bose
pluto
vishwanath anand
many more”
;) *
Manmohan kahan se mahaan hai ?
” MAIN MAHAN NHI HOON…AUR KBHI NHI RAHUNGA”
“agr jis din se meine khud ko mahan maan liya..ussi din se meri mahanta ka patan hone lagega”
:idea: *
:) :roll: ;)*
…………………………………………………………………………………..
:cool: GOOD MORNING in ADVANCE :cool:
:) :roll: :oops: :roll: :P *
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