Banta Bhaga Bhaga Santa Ke Ghar Aya Aur Hanfte Hue Santa Ko Bola

Banta: “Santa, Mene Abhi Teri Biwi Ko Gashtiyon (Call Girls) Ke Adde Pe Dekha Tha, Jara Dhayan Rakha Kar”

Santa Rote Hue: “Haye Mere Bhagwan, Meri Gharwali Ko Choot Lene Ki Aadat Kab Se Pad Gayi?“

Hume Indian Police Pe Naaz Hai - Par Kya Is Photo Ko Dekh Ke Lagta Hai Ki Woh Hame Protect Kar Payenge

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Hindi Version

बंता भागा भागा संता के घर आया और हांफते हुए संता को बोला

बंता: "संता, मेने अभी तेरी बीवी को गश्तियों (कॉल गर्ल्ज़) के अड्डे पे देखा था, जरा धयान रखा कर"

संता रोते हुए: "हाय मेरे भागवान, मेरी घरवाली को चूत लेने की आदत कब से पड़ गयी?"

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