Hiimat Akhir Hai Kis Mein?
Views: 29,661 - Posted on 21 Aug 2011
Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Ne Apne Ek Friend Ki Tariff Mein Ek Sher Arz Kiya.
Na To Himmat Aap Mein Hai, Aur Na Hi Aapki Haddi Mein,
Na To Himmat Aap Mein Hai, Aur Na Hi Aapki Haddi Mein,
Himmat To Usme Hai Jo Bina Haddi Ke Aapki Chaddi Mein.
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gudmrng everybdy
mast shaeri hai yaar!
hehe……
Sale tu w2h pe aayega ya nhi kbhi??????
@jay..kya yaar serious senti cmt karte ho..be happy and romantic..hehe.
@deleted…ur name is common but u named it to ur original name is uncommon..hehe..thanx em talent ..coz u r too talented…kyonki ek talent ko hi talent ki pehchaan hoti hai..by the way may i know your hidden good name???…tc deleted..hahaha..kisi girl ne dhoka to nahi dia naa jo apna naam mitaye(deleted) baithe ho..hehe..tc dear..bbyeee:).
yeh admin bhi kya joke banata hai..masala daal ke..hehe!…
Gud sher …..actually this is the biological truth …….Gud observation admin.
@ pearl bhai kisi ne dhokha nahi dia ……my actual name is rathee.
Talent to tum MEIN h hi.
Mujh MEIN h k nahi Ye to time h btayega….
@kinshuk..yaar dost dear mitra bandhu saathi..janeman…kya kahna chahte the…i miss u or i like u..hahaha…apna dhayan aur khayal rakhna..tc dear dost yaar mitra saathi buddy jaanebahar hahaha!..miss ya.:)..bbyeee!
friends..
always laugh like this..aise
hehe…hehehehe…haha..hahahahaha…but remember never laugh at alone outside..nahi to log tumhein pagal samjhenge..hehe!..but no matter hasana aapka janmsiddh adhikar hai..aur hum hans k rahenge..hahahaha.
good jokes
sb kha ho bhai
hahahaha…..Ekdam sahi farmaya hai Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Ne ki himmat to usme hai jo Aapki Chaddi Mein hai yaani keeeeeee pappuuuuuuuuuu……..hehehehe
Dear Rashii, Ab aap chahe jo kuch bhi kahiye, lekin aap humarey muh se to yahi 3 word "I Like U" sun-na chahti thhi….hehehe
Khair koi baat nahi humse aapke Dil ki baat ko samjhne me galti ho gayi…..so uske liye sorry.
Chaliye ab hum Aapse, Aapke Exam ke barey me bhi puch letey hai……..
Es Barsat ke mousam me ______dene me koi problem to nahi ho rahi hai ????????
Abhi kitane din aur _______ dena baki hai ????????
Sabhi din Acche se ______ de diya ya phir kisi din pareshani bhi huyi ????????
Aap akele _____dene jati hai ya phir aapki koi padosh ki saheli bhi aapke sath ______ dene jati hai???????
Rashii dear aap en sabhi blank space me ek hi word “Exam” lagakar padhiyega. Aur agar uchit samjhiyega to jawab dijiyega nahi to koi baat nahi. Humari duwa hamesha aapke sath Rahegi ki aap etani mehnat aur Lagan ke sath Exam de rahi hai, to Bhagwaan Aapko uska Phal bhi Atisundar aur dher sari khushiyo se bhara hi dega……“GOD BLESS YOU”
@ jay dear I love you k alawa Jo 3 shabad jinhe sun kar ______MEIN kuch kuch joys h
Woh rashi ji ko kah dena
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Result aa gya
say me i love u
pearl:l love u 2
say me i love u 3
pearl:ek aankh marna
say me i love u 4
pearl:door se flying kiss karna
say me i love u 5
pearl:jara pass ana
say me i love u 6
pearl:oh fool go back how dare u call me 6.
say me sorry dear
pearl:its ok dear i love u 7 8 9 10..ummaah!!..
Jay dear gud reply, humne sahi hi kaha tha ap k liye u r intelligent hehe ab hum b reply kar de jra
Es barsat k mosam me hume exam dene me koi problm nhi ho rahi hain.
Abhi 4 exam aur baaki hain. Sbhi din exam ache se de diye koi pareshani nhi hui.
Hum akele exam dene nhi jate humare sath humari saheli b jati hain
joke samjhe nhi hum
wanted ji veg site per cmt nvg per invisible kyu?
Hi kapil ji, pankaj ji, anuj ji, matrix ji, mausam ji,bheem ji, dhiraj ji, panchi ji, divya ji, heartbeat ji, pyarmohan ji, kinshuk ji, n sbhi dosto ko rashii ka namaskaar
good shayri admin bro ek dum samajh m aa gyi. hehehe
dhiraj ap bhi ek dost ki bat nhi samajh paa rhe, tujhe pta h ki hm kya khna chahte h.
ek ldki ki nayi nayi shaadi hui,
uski frnds ne kaha 2 naino se naina lade
naino k beech laga kajra
us raat ki baat bta sajni, jb 2 tango k beech hua jhagda,
sajni sharmayi aur boli,
'lahga fat gya choli udi jese lanka lut gyi rawan ki,
Wah kya farmaya hai himmat wale hi band darwazo ko cheer kar aage badh jaate hain
Yes sonia ji i m agree wid u. .himmat ke bagair koi patta v nai tod sakta
par hehe muje khushi is baat ki ha ki apko joke samaj a gya
sahi kaha himmat wale hi band darwaje chir kar ghoos bi dete hae
@kinshuk…tum mujhe suspense mein kyon daal rahe ho..jo kahna chahte ho usme itna waqt kyon lete ho..why?
@rashii di,..kya baat hai..aaj kal apki list mein mera naam kafi neeche aa raha hai..something wrong?
@jay..thik to ho naa tum ??
@panky prince samir kanha par hain..koi ata pata nahi unka.
@oye raj dear..ab aa bhi ja dosto ko iss tarah bhula nahi karte..
@rahul..anuj..harsha divya savita kaise hain aap log??
aur yeh sameer baba kitthe han..uska koi pata sata nai.chale han..hehe..tc frnds
dhiraj hm wait krege tere reply ka,
rashii, dhiraj, and my all dear frnds gud ni8 n take care,
panchi ji ap kaha ho aj kl?
anna hajare sanghars karo nonvegparty tumhare 7 hai
novegparty jindabad annahajare jindabad
jai ho anna ji hum aapke saath hai..
aana hajare ki jai..wande matram…
NONVEG PARTY JINDABAD!
ANNA JI LAGE RAHO HUM TUMHARE SAATH HAIN..DESH K GADDARO KO MITANE K LIYE.
Very good joke.
@kinshuk,..now no more suspense..ok!!..
@deleted,..how dare u 2 call me bhai..m not bhai..jst pearl..
wah wah subhanallah kya shayri hai
@ pearl. If u don't like I will not use that tag for u in future .
Mast shayri, chodumal saab!