Hijde Ka Gussa Jayaj Hai Yaaro
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nice joke awesome….
hello friend hijde ke bade main mujhe kuch nahi pata iska ex. Admin ko jyada hai so no comment n nikhilji mai sabhi friend ko hai bolti hu ncluding u n here we r giving comment on joke na ki ek dusre par hehe so hv a nice day 4 all.
Hello Savita H R U
i m f9 hunny wat about u?
PATI PATNI SHADI KE PAHLE DIN;TUMHARE BINA MAIN NAHI MERE BINA TUM NAHIN.
SHADI KE DAS SAL BAD PATNI PATI SE;KUTTE YA TO TU NAHIN YA MAIN NAHIN.
FROM: MOHAN
hahahaha mohan v.good exp.
Hi admin i am back, hey h r u my dear chulbuli ladkiyo divya,rashi and panchhi jaan? Ek shairi arz hai yaro "ye dil pyar k kabil na raha, ab koi bhi izhar k kabil na raha, jab se basa hai chehra iss dil me apka, ab to chand bhi didar ke kabil na raha" kaisa laga meri fuljhadio. T c
ek hijda fauj me samil hone k liye gaya.
Sabhi test me pass ho gaya.
Lekin medical me fail ho gaya.
Doctor bola-
Tumhare paas loda to hai nai.
Hijda bola-
Muze ye batao k
Aap logo ko muzse goli chalwani hai ya aap logo ki biwi aur behan chudwani hai.
kya baat hai heroji aapko to hijdo ka sardar hona chaiye.
@savita ji,
mai sirf ek hi condition pe
hijdo ka sardar banunga
agar tum TOP ki randi banogi.
bolo hai manjur
Very good paji, tusi great ho!!! Ye nahi banne walli,is ka to Dhakan band. Take care G
kyaa bat hai Hero Bhai,, !!
Waah………… maza aa gaya. Ye joke jyada best tha. ha………ha………. lage raho hero bhai.
Sabas
et ka jawab pathar se.
mast hai yaar..
@ rashi dear, pyar wyar ki baaten to aap kr rhi ho, hm to sirf aapse dosti badana chahte hai, hehehehe… waise ye mere swal ka jwab nhi tha, mai ab v aapke jawab ka intjar kr raha hu..
Yar tm log kisi ko nai bakshte ho. . Hahaha
Hi Frnds,Gud aftr nun……this time me kabhi comt nai deta becoz me office me busy rahta hu bt rashii k ek comt ne mujhe comt dene par majbur kar diya hai, jante ho kitni muskil se comt kar raha hu,aaj mere paas itna kaam tha ki mujhe 2 baje se pehle fursat milna impossible tha, tumlogo ki wajah se aaj mene fir cheating ki hai, bade pyar se apne co-worker ko kaha will u help me,wo mana nai kar saka bt wo dhire2 kaam kar raha tha mene use uksaya kaha areeee yaar tumhari speed mujhse jyada kaise ho sakti hai,he he wo v sharma ke kaha nahi sir aap v kya majak kar rahe hai…..fir me jor2 se key board par hath chalane laga bs wo v competition karne laga aur result aapke samne hai ek baat jaan gaya hu sabhi apne ko prove karne me lage hai,aur mujhe v karna padega….rashiiji aap is kahani ko v fake keh sakti hai me bura nai manunga!
@Rashii – aap to mujhse v aage nikal gai me to pehle zakhm diya karta hu baad me marham lagata hu, aapne to dono ek sath de di pehle to iljaam laga rahi ho aur sry bolkar marham v laga rahi ho such me teri ye marham se marr hum jarur gaye, achi habbit hai aapki dusro ki parwah nai karni chahiye kam se kam aapke dil me jo hai wo juban pr to hai bakiyo k jaise to nai dil me kuch jubaan me kuch….! me aapko apni safai nai deta tumhe jo samajhna hai samjho…….janti ho tum jo kahi wo koi v keh sakta hai dukh sirf itna hai kisi aur me aur tumme kuch fark hona chahiye tha,mujhe tumse koi sikayat nai hai dukh itna hai ki mene tumhe apna dost mana!
@Admin – tumhare paas sare record hote hai aur tum hi batao kya me aur simmi ek hai tum sabhi IP address check karke batao agar tumhare paas time hai to bahut meharbani hogi pls ye meri ijjat ka sawal hai………
@Panchhi – khus raho bindaas raho meri dua tumhare sath hai
@Simmi – maaf karna mujhe
Hello raj bindaas kaise ho ap? Sry apko hurt hua
per ap b kafi dino se cmt nhi de rahe to mujhe aisa likhna padha hehe to dekha aapne ise read ker k aapne apne busy schdule se time nikaal ker cmt diya hehe
agar fir se cmt dene me kanjusi ki to apko aise he uksana padega hehehe
Rashiiiiii ji kabhi itna pyara tarika hamare saath b apnao na
@Rashiiji – jyada smart banne ki jarurat nahi hai, aur me aapse sah-nivedan karta hu ki aage se aap apne pralekh me mera naam nai lengi……..atah aapse anurodh h ki is tuch prani ko bhulne ka kasht kare, umeed hai ki aap meri is vinti ko swikrit karengi to mujhe badi hi harsh hogi….. aapka dushtchari!
kya pata kal ko rosy bol de raj kahin tum hi to rashii nahi ho
ek aur baat jab me kisi se itni izzat deke baat karta hu to us din wo log mere samne tak nahi bhatakte hai..!
@abe raavan mene teri joru bhaga li hai kya jo tu mujhe comt nahi karta
"Eyes speak more when brain start listening to some one silently. And life seems exciting when some one starts reading those heart silently…………….. stop fight have a Gud night"
Raj bindaas itni shudh hindi hehe
shama kijiye main apka anurodh savikaar nhi ker skti, maine apko apna mitra maana hain, or rosy ji kafi vishisth mastshik wali hain wo kisi or ki baato per tanik b vishwas nhi keregi, agar ap mitrta nibha nhi skte to,ap ko kisi se mitrta nhi kerni chaiye. Or smart mtlb kya hota hain kripya btane ka kasht kere,
Apki ek Mitra
bahut khub badde
achha tha.
Joke is ok
hru admin ji
wanted ji hum to dost he hai
mere sbhi frnds kaise ho ap sb?
hhahah
@shubhamderasari i m frm ahmdabad nd doing b.a..
AB AISA LAGTA HAI ADMIN JAISE JOKE KHATAM HO GAYE HAI
KUCH KA KUCH POST KARTE REHTE HO
MAIN MAHINO SE DEKH RAHI HUN, KUCH DHANG KA AAYA NAHI
Yupp u r right and mujhe pata hai ye sach hai vo kya hai kisi reason se main busy hun or jokes bana nahi paa raha. But anyway jaldi hi free hoke aap logo ke is gile ko thik krunga tab tak ke liye maafi
Are admin bro tensn nai lene ka apn bhejta thode joks aaj vo bhi letest
NICE JOKE
hy admin ,kapil ,lofar ,rahul ,rana maosam ,dhiraj ,anil, arush, aatankwadi,sameer,honey ,matrix ,punit ,wanted ,daband, rashi, sheela darling ,rukhsana begam ,divya and my dear panchhijaannnnnnnnnnnnn good night all frnds
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hy panchhi jaan my lovebirds how r u darling sorry yaar mai kolkata gya huaa tha isliye koi comment nahi de paya aapne mujhe miss kiya thanks yaar
Hehehehe nice joke admin bhai.!hijdyo ka support b kr rhe ho.hehehee.,…n hey savita baby, m 1 dusare per comts krne ke nh kh rha hu..m to only mere comts ka rply mang rha hu baby…..!hii rashi n divya how r u yar? Panchi yar tum b.a kr rhi ho…means 2 alphbt pdh rhi ho vo b ultay…hehehe dont mind yar! U r In Which year.?…hi naughty guys how r u?
hy rashi dear frnd how r u
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lofar bete khan or kaise ho teri bolti kyon bandh ho gyi
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are rahul bhai kase ho yaar kya kar rahe ho mai teen char din koi comment nahi de paya to aapne bhi maun dhaaran kar liya kya lofar sheela anshul koi nahi aa rha kya baat hai yaaro
hy savita how r u dear,yaar hijde ke baare me experience ki jarurat nahi hoti hijada bhi bhagwan ka bnaya huaa ek insaan hai,aapne hero ko hijdo ka sardaar bna diya to iska matlab hai ki aapko hijdo ke baare me bahoot kuchh maloom hai kya baat hai aap pahle hijdo ki team ki coch rahi hongi tabhi to aapne hijdo ke future ke liye itne kaabil sardaar ko select kiya hai
i think is site k kuch log purane jokes padhkar bore ho rahe hai, i try 2 happy u all
"Train Me khdi ladki Ne platform Par khade Ladke se Pucha-Kaun Sa Station Hai?
BOY- Darling ek chumma Do To Bataunga
Girl- Hey Bhagwan! PATNA (BIHAR) AA GAYA!"
"attitude we should have during exams:
If they give me the questions which I don't know,
then i'll write the answers which they don't know. TIT FOR TAT"
"ALWAYS KEEP UR LOVER'S PHOTO IN YOUR PURSE.
WHENEVER U R IN DEEP TROUBLE SEE THE PHOTO
U'LL FEEL THAT NO OTHER PROBLEM IS BIGGER THAN THIS"
Hi frnds
@rashi ji kese ho ap i miss u so much…. Is site pe bhut sare nay log aagye h kuch achhe h or kuch jada smart h.
@helo panchi ji i love u apke exam kb se h?
@hi ravan darling kese ho mujhse milne kb arhe ho?
@raj bindas ji mujhe b kbi yad kr liya kro…
@rahul kese ho? Kha ho dear?
@all new user helo & gud 9i8
@helo admin kese ho i love u yar. plz yar koi acha jok dalo yar.
Admin ji kya hua hai apki health ko, r u ok na?
Nop rashii janu m not well. Vo problem esi hai bata nahi sakta. Loose motions hai. Aur mene nimbu b try kiya loose motions to nahi ruke lar maja aa gaya. Aur pls janu apna number dedo na.
Admin ji sharmane ki kya baat loose motion to kisi ko b ho skte hain, ap moong daal ki khicdi khana ap jaldi tik ho jaogae
Rashii Ji Idea to achha hai mere dimag mein bhi aya thha, par banane wali koi nahi hai.. ab ye batao ap aaogi ya main aapke pass aau
Gud morning admin ji n my lovely frnds suprabhat
raavan ji m gud ap btao kaha gayab thae?
Mr busy(nikhil ji) jyda busy mt raho
kapil ji ladki ki na na ka mtlb haan hota hai, meri ha ha ka mtlb na hai hehehe
sheela ji kaha t ap, meri behne kitna busy rehogi ap sb?
Dhiraj ji, arush ji, shallu ji, divya ji, dev ji, Hot Mausam ji rajesh ji rahul ji n all frnds kaise ho ap sb?
@raj, nah nah u rashi ni ho sakte. U dnt call me rosy ji..
@rashi, dhanyawaad apne mann me hamare liye itne uchha vichar rakhne k liye..:)
hi admin, jante ho, mai do dino se buisness k silsile mai bahar tha nd ek sardarji k ghar me ruka hua tha.
mujhe aisa laga k jaise hmlog sardaro k upar jo hasa krte hai wo bilkul galt hai, real me wo bhut hi dildar nd bindas hote hai.. mai us ghar me 1st time gya tha bt waha uncle aunty bhabhi nd sabne mujhe is trah apna liya jaise mai unka purana rishtedar hu.. nd haa bachcho ki to pucho mt yaar, bhut sayane the wo.. unse baate krke aisa lagta tha jai mai kisi specialist se baat kr raha hu chahe mai kisi v sub me baat kru..
realy yaar.., hm sardaro pr itna haste hai bt mujhe lagta hai k ab ye jokes pr ban ho jana chahiye..
waise, tabiyat kaisi hai tumhari? aisa kya daal liya tha jo motion start ho gye? hehehehe… hr baat pr mazak krna v maine sardaro se hi sikha hai
Wanted bhai ji bilkul sahi kaha ji sardar hote hi hai ese hai. Dildar n pyar karne wala.
Vese main bahut bar bata chuka hun ki main b sardar hun. Pure jatt sikh bas mene baal katvaye hue hai.
Par jokes likhte hue main ye nahi sochta ki kispe jokes likh rha hun kyunki mera motive tum logo ko hasane ka hota hai.
And santa banta naam hi esa hai ki jis joke mein dal do hasi apne aap aajati hai naam sunke.
So guy remember one thing sardar bevkoof nahi hote. Bahut hi sayane hote hai aur dilwalw b hehehe sirf santa banta ko chhod ke. Aur yahi reason hai ki vo dono unique peices hai. Kyunki in real world kisi ka b nam samta banta nahi hota.
@Sheelaji – mene to aapko bahut comt kiye the aapka v dil bahut bada hai,such batao aap gussa nahi ho naa…aur rahi baat yaad karne ki to aapko roj yaad karta hu aapne sapne me…he he he
@Rosy – nind me ho ? mene tumhe kab rosy ji kaha? aur tumhari hindi dekhkar …ha ha hahahahahahaahaahahahha bahut prashanta hui, thoda repair karna padega bt thik hai !
@Panchii – tumhara ye habbit achi nai hai, aati ho chali jati ho… m waiting ur bindaas comt, tum mujhse simmi ki wajah se naraj to nahi ho na, me usse alrdy mafi mang chuka hu
@Rahul -aaja bhai tujhe chodumall nai kahunga, ha ha
@loafer,ravan,kapil,anil,mausam – itna v kya busy ho ki ek comt nai de paa rahe ho
@Wanted – tumne bilkul sahi kaha hai yaar, ye sardar log bahut pyare hote hai,tumne to mera past yaad karwa diya, me v apne frnd balwinder urf bille ki sis ki shadi me gaya tha,mere gharwale mujhe jane nahi de rahe the wo log darr rahe the kya pata kaise log honge,bt mere sare frnds mere papa ko charo taraf se gher k mana hi liye same ddlg ki tarah train khulne se 30 mint pehle mere papa mane the aur kahe jao pr mere bete ki jimedari tumlog pr hai, me ready v nahi hua sare cloth etc luggage me rakhe aur bhaga…meri life ka pehla long journey tha kaithal,at chandigarh ! humlog pura group the socho kya maza aaya hoga, m exited sardarji ki shadi becoz 1st time chance 2 see,
bille ki saat behne thi unhone apni behno jaisa pyar diya…….sabse achi baat ye thi waha par hame ladkiyo ko patane me mehnat nai karni padi infact ladkiya hame patane me lagi thi……..bs thoda sa mood kharab hua tha waha k local fatichar gunda rocky se.. wo bille ki behan ko kuch comt diya mere grup k ek frnd waha pr tha ye dekhkar use raha nai gaya bs rocky ne use ek do hath jadd diye,itna sunkar to hum bhul gaye the kisi ki shadi me aaye h aur us rocky ki to…..bt uski behno ki wajah se chup ho gaye unhone hame achi tarah se samjhaya, i luv punjabi traditions,fuctions,dance…mene v kiya tha
most memorable scene ye tha jb hum sab ghar me crowd hone k wajah se bahar hand pump pr naha rahe the aur barat enter kar rahi thi…hum sab apni ijjat bacha rahe the jaise taise ghar me pahuche sare baratiyo ki hasne ki wajah v ban gaye the tabhi achanak bille ke papa urf hitler singh aa gaye unhone hame gali dete huye kaha salo sirf khane aaye ho,behan ki shadi hai kaam koun karega …baratiyo ko koun sambhalega…..ye pyar dekhkar aisa laga jaise janmo ki pehchan hai….bs jyada nai likhunga warna sare users so jayenge..he he
Note: Busy persons is kahani pr apna time waste nai kare……………..
Abe raaj hehee to vo raj tu thha hamare cosuion bille ki shadi mein. Tune ye kissa to bataya nahi jab hehe tujhe kheto mein leja ke band kothe mein haralpopu kiya thha hehehe
he he he babaji bille nai uski sis ki shadi thi, aur tumne majak me hi sahi pr sach kaha uske jija ji ne meri khub khichai ki wo mere sare dost ko mujhse alag kar k mere sath so gaye…bille ne bataya sambhalkar sardar log gand bahut marte hai fir kya tha jijaji majak karte rahe last me dar ke mare waha se bhag gaya,,, raat bhar me thandi me ghumta raha…aaj v uske family wale ye baat sochkar mera majak udate hai…………mujhe to baad me pta chala ye sari sajish mere dost ki thi..
@raj, i said u rashi ni ho sakte coz u muje rosy jee ni kehte. N wht repair? Repaired version prakashit karne ki kripa karey:)
@dhiraj, gud 2 c u aftr so lng. Hw u doing'
@Rosy – sry mujhe laga tum mujhe keh rahi ho.. he he i told u don't use english,isse feeling ubhar ke samne nai aa pati hai he he, wah tum to puri change ho rahi ho par itna change nahi hone ka….he he prakashit karne ki kripa, ha ha ha ha wow great acha laga n meri hindi v achi nai hai fir v i try
kripa not u shud kripya
mann – hriday
hamare liye – mere liye
vichar rakhne k liye – vichar ekatrit/wavasithit/samayojit
bs bs free me itna gyan kafi hai…………….Gud fight oops sry gud night
hi friends, apke comment acchhe lage
@raj,muje prpr hindi toh ni aati still i thnk kripya means please. Kripa karey means favour karna. N mann, rakhne k liye v toh hindi he hai, low lvl ki sahi. N isse tumhare v gyan ki vridhi hogi vats. So ise samay ka durupayog na samjho;) rofl
@Jaisa aap kahe gurudev i mean gurudevi, waise aap v mujhe engilsh sikhane ki kripa kare jisse meri v gyan ki vridhi hogi bt me fees nai dunga ab tum soch lo eng sikhani hai ya nai
@Babaji – ha ha ha ha ha tera comt.. joke se kam nahi hota hai ………..haralpopu ka meaning to me jaan gaya hu kis language k log ise almost use karte hai, batane ka kasht kare
Raj ise punjabi ke log hi maximum use karte hai hehe.
@raj, muje konsi ati h jo u ko sikhau?
andhero me rehne ki aadat is kadar ho gyi he mujhe
ki ab ujale se dr lagne lga he….
admin mere comments post nahi ho rahe hai
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Marne Ke Baad Ek shemale Narak Mein Gaya
Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha
Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya”
shemale Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Thha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai“
chut ki kami padd gyi thi ;)
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good morning friends
where were you all yesterday?
Ek dulha shuhagraat se tin din baad room se nikla…..
doston ne puchha…..etni lambi shuhagraat……..
dulhe ne kaha………kamino pahle ye bataoo…..tel wali sisi me FEVICOAL kisne dala.
bahut hi ghatiya fully falutu bakwas