Hijde Ki Deshbhakti
Views: 18,923 - Posted on 02 Dec 2011
Ek Hijde Ko Deshbhakti Ka Bada Shonk Thha, Ek Bar Usne Socha Ki Main Bhi Army Join Kar Lu.
Wo Army Ke Sare Test Pass Kar Gaya Par Medical Mein Doctor Bola.
Doctor: “Aapka To Lund Hi Nahi Hai, Aap Naukri Kaise Kar Paoge?”
Hijda Gusse Mein Aake Bola- “Kyun Doctor Sahab, Aapko Goli Chalwani Hai Ya Apni Maa Bahan Bhi Chudwani Hai“
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NTT DoCoMo Waterproof Security Phone For Kids
Published 3 days ago
in Mobile & Smartphones
NTT DoCoMo seems to be launching an Android-powered mobile phone for kids, called the HW-01D (PDF)
According to the company, it will sport a 2.0-inch QVGA screen with a 240×320 resolution.
The browser and phone can be restricted to parent-set contacts and sites.
It has a 100-decibel alarm to ward off nasty people, GPS, and can send SMS texts so you can keep tack of your little one all the time.
It's also made ... Read More »
gud joke .waise hijdon ko goli chalane ki bhi jarurat nahi bas apna ghagra upar kar de to dusman waise hi mar jaye .hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe hehehehe
hiiiiiiiiiiiii…………..
Sahi to kaha he us bechare ne,Kyu dosto????????????
@ shona yes u r right. He is saying good. Goli hi to chal wani h .
hahahahahahahahaha
Badha mast joke hai. Hiiiii frnds kahan ho sab?