Hijde Ko Tadpana Achi Bat Nahi Hai

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24 Responses to "Hijde Ko Tadpana Achi Bat Nahi Hai"

  1. deepak says:

    ha..ha..ha..ha…nyc..one…
    Hi..doston..kya chal raha h…???

  2. deleted says:

    Admin ne mari miss call ….yehi Ye kam karta h ….

  3. virus says:

    Adm ji ko kis ne miss call ki ya

  4. naina says:

    hehehehe, waise kon tha wo? and deepak waise mera q ye tha that when two best frnd boys aapas m bat krte h wo ek doosre ko khte h tu to mera bhai hain , but jab ek boy and ek girl aapas ,m bat krte h chahe wo best frnds ho dono m se koi bhi bro , sis nhi bolta, thats the exact q deepak…..
    nilesh ji nhi dikh rhe aaj?

    • deepak says:

      u r ryt..naina ji.., apne sahi kaha.., sorry for that..
      Vo..jaldi jaldi me qstn pura nh dekha or ans typ kr diya

  5. deepak says:

    “U r the 1 who can handle ur HEART better Dan any1else
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    ..So don’t give it to sm1 else nd complain tht dey r hurting it…!!!!

  6. Sujeet says:

    Badhati mahangai ne sabko kanjus bana diya hai……..
    Hehehehehehehe…..

  7. Priya says:

    friendss sumthing 4 all of u…..
    YE PYARA SA GULAB SIRF AaP K Liye

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    (\./)
    /.”.)”^—-;”;_
    \,,/”( , , ) \ //\\ //\\
    Iska naam gulab h to mai kya kru??……

    • deepak says:

      thnx pyira ji , but itna pyara gulab..to..pyare-pyare logon k paas hi rehna chahiye…so..is pyare gulab ko aap rakhiye…wese b jitne pyar se aapne is ka itna sundr nam rakha h..toh,.hum smj skte h…apko ye
      kitna psnd hoga…
      But fir b ofr krne k liye thnx…!! ” priya didi “

      • Priya says:

        nahi deepak ji ..isko aap rakho aap sab ke liye hai ye..ok

      • Priya says:

        bhaiyaaaaaaa rakh lo sis ka gift samjh kar…….

      • deepak says:

        nai didi…agar ye gift mene rakh liya to hamare jiju
        naraj ho jayenge…plz didi ye gulab ap unko gift krna,
        ap dekhna..unki ankhen bhar ayengi..itna pyara gulab pa kr…

      • Priya says:

        @deepak bhai mujhe apke jiju milne me abhi bhut time hai,mai study me busy rhti hun so maine socha jb tk study complete nahi hoti us time tak aap log gulab ka dhayan rakh loge.,but koi bat nahi mai hi time adjust kar leti hun,mere jabardasti ke bhai-behan log toh kisi kam ke nahi. :’( :’( :’( :’(:’(
        mera cuteee,sweety,smart,innocent gulabo,aaja mere pas..;(

      • deepak says:

        so..sweeeeet…..
        Hey mummy plz inki nazar utaro yaar….!!!!
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        Apse baat kr k accha laga…
        Gud nyd…swt drmz…tc

  8. Priya says:

    Chandni raat thi,
    nadi ka kinara tha,
    Asman me taro ka nazara tha,
    premi ne
    pyar se
    hole se
    muskarate hue
    premika se kaha.
    …;Darling.
    BIDEE PIOGEE ?

  9. sonam says:

    not gud……….

  10. sonam says:

    gn frnds…………

  11. deepak says:

    Jb koi itna khas bn jaye,
    Uske bare me sochna ehsas bn jaye,
    To mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhr k liye,
    Is se phle ki uski maa kisi aur ki saas bn jaye….

  12. Mausam says:

    hahahahaha nice joke

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