Himesh Reshamiya Ki Biwi Ki Problem
Views: 22,196 - Posted on 09 Dec 2010
Himesh Reshamiya Ki Shadi Ko 3 Saal ho gaye
Ek din Himesh ki maa ne apni bahu ko bulaya aur kaha: “Beta, Good News Kab De Rahi Ho?”
Bahu: “Maaji Khush News Kya Ganta Hogi, Aap Unhe Samjhaye, Har Kam Topi Pehen Ke Nahi Hota“
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aaj main pehli hooooooooo
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
@pia:mujhe pata hai tu lene mai bhi pahli hi hai…Itna na liya karo piaaaaaaa…..
good joke yar
usko samjhao nahi to beaulad hi mar jayega bechara
theek kaha ………..
hi pia.. how r u
Pia samjha de Himesh ko ki Topi ke bina karwane mai kitna fayda hai
Pia basanti re kahe sataye tu aaza
Hi nandani, hi panchi , hi noughty hotty, hi divya
Wah Jee Admin Sir!
Himesh ki aapne bhi le li.
Bahut Achha Laga. Keep it up.
Love uuuuuuuuu
Muuuuaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh……
abe dabang hehehehe 5600 mein se 4 5 ka pata hi de de bhai
@Rukhsana admin k paas tumhara muhhhhhhh ka jwab dene k liye time nahi hai mujhe kabhi muhhhhhh kar k dekho uska jwab muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu me milega par tum aisa nahi karogi me janta hu jiske sar par tel(Oil)hota hai log use hi tel lagate hai this is not fair
to de do yaar aaj aaap pehli ho
kya baat hei aur shi bhi
divya ji aana jarur hum intjar kar rahe he
Prince meri jaan kaha bula rahe ho ?
or ye to bata do mai aapko kis naam se bulau
divya meri janeman hume to aap kissi b namm se bola sakti ho vikas ya prince.
prince meri jaan tumne gaane to achhe sunaye ye lyrics kis ke churaye hai ya fir aapna dimaag lagaya hai?
kya yaar kab to insaniyat dikaya karo visvas karke
jab humhare chahane walo mei itna dimmag hei to hum mei b thora bahut to hoga hi
Good joke
@ imran, i m preparin 4 IIT, AIEEE, BArch, n most imp, wanna get married to my imran
HEHEHEHHE. DHAT PHIR ADULT ADULT BAATEIN KI TUNEY YAAR STOP PULLING MY LEG OK.
OIII YAAR EK BAAT BATAO YEH IMRAN KAUN HAIBEY BADA LUCKY HAI KOI SHAADI KAR RAHI HAI KOI PUSSY CAT DILWA RAHA HAI YAAR I ENVY HIM YAAR .
hi pia aur ria nice name hei tumhare
lakin ab hemesh topi nhi pehanta.. Gud news jald hi milega
HI PIA HOW R U ?
pahli or aakhir bhi is joke pe koi comment nahi aane wala' old hai
Good joke
@kaminey bhai jmc
Dabang yaar abhi tak to liya nhi par jab lungi to bina topi ke hi lungi.
hud hud dabangg kaise ho ji?
divya Hum Koi B Pyar Me Dhoka Nhi Khaye Hai… Wo To Aaj B Mujhse Pyar Krti Hai Or Hum B Usse Utna Hi Pyar Krte Hai…
Bus Wo Meri jindagi Me Ab Nhi Hai… Uski Shadi Ho Gyi.
Lakin Uska Jb B Yaad Aata Hai to Sb Kuch Kharb Lgne Lagta Hai..
hum bahut hi badiya or majhe mai hai Divya Darlingji poochne ke liye shukriya…Aap kaisan ho….?
Kapil yaar tumko to mai sidha ghar par bulaungi
Ab to tere ghar ke samne line lagne wali hi divya!
humko b bulalo ?
@spicy i m belong frm jain family. Mere dadaji-dadiji aur mom-dad toh aalu,kanda,lahsun b nahi khate hai.
Kyu bhai/… usnko khane se kya hota hai
@admin boss jain log jamikand (jo jamin ke ander ugta(paida) hota hai) nahi khate hai.
Bhai vo hi mene pucha tha ki kyu nahi khate means problem kya hoti hai
@boss i don't know propr reason. Puch k bataunga.
admin sir mujhe ye puchna tha ki agar koi joke submit karo kitne time mai update hota hai.
Shallu depend ki joke kaisa hai aur already published to nahi hai… iske baad usko rewrite kiya jaata hai… fir vo queue mein lagg jata hai… so approx 10-15
Thax… admin sir to inform me.
Good joke
Maan gaye aapko Admin ji
Rashii & dr. Sia how r u?
Panchhi meri jaan tum kaha udhti firti ho kabhi meri dhaali pe bhi aram kar liya karo
ABEY TERI DALI ABEY TU SHRMALE HAI .HEHEHEHE WAISE BHI KOI FAIFA NAHI PANCHI ISKI DALI MEIN KEEDA HAI JO ISKI GAND SY SANAT NIKALEGA HEHEHEHEHE
SORRY GUYS THAT WSNT ME THAT WAS MY FRND M NVR SWEAR N NVR USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE.SORRY BOUT THAT DIVYA PLZ DNT MIND .guys this wnt happen again.sorry
mera ek anmol ratan(kapil) to wapis aa gaya par dusra(raavan) kaha hai
oyeeeee kaha ho tum saare RASHIIIIIIIIII ji aap main gaanth kisne laga di yaar kuch to bolo aap kaisi ho kabhi mujh se bhi baat kar liya karo
M fine punit ji ap kaise ho, kh new?
hehhehe HAR KAAM TOPI LAGA KY NAHI HOTA GAND BHI TOPI LAGA KY NAHI DHOTA HEY MAUSAM YEH TOU SHER BAN GAYA.WAH WAH KYA SHER MARA HAI GHADEY KI GAND MEIN BAIR MARA HAI.AADAB
nice jokes.yaar
AREY SPICY EK BAAT BATA IIT SAMAJH MEIN AA GAYA YAAR MAINE PEHLE HI KAHA HAI ENGLISH SY MERI FIGHT HAI BAS HINGLISH JAANTA HU ALONG WITH SOME JAPANESE.YEH AIEEE AND BRACH KYA HOTA HAI YAAR MEIN TUBE LIGHT HU WOH BHI EK SIDE SY PHUKI HUI MUJHEY SAMAJH NY MEIN KAFI TIME LAG JATA HAI.HEHEHEHE.
YAAR ADMIN AJJ CHA GAYE KAFI DHAMAAL JOKES LAYE HO CARRY ON SIR JI.
hi pia
Sale kisne merepe joke mara h gana sunake mar dunga
DIVYA tum jhut bahut bolti ho ham tumse ye thodi kah rahe hai ke batao dard hua tha ya nahi magar liya to hoga ye to pakka hai…………..hehehehehehehehehehe PIA darling me tumhe beaulad nahi marne dunga ek bar niche akar to dekho tum bhi man jaogi………….
Shallu tum kaise latei ho such btana
divya how r u
mast joke hai yrrr topi wali baat bhi thik hi thak thi par ye suna hua hai hehehehhehehe
nice joke
hi