Hindu Ladke Se Shadi Karne Ke Fayde

Muslim Ladki Ke Fayde Ek Hindu Ladke Se Shaadi Karne Ke.

Burkhe Se Aajadi,

7-8 Deliveries Se Rahat,

Talak Ka Koi Khatra Nahi,

Saaf Daadi Wala Pati Aur Puri Lulli.

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Muslim Ladki K Fayde 1 Hindu Ldke Se Shaadi Karne K. Burkhe Se Aajadi, 7-8 Deliveries Se Rahat, Talak Ka Koi Khatra Nhi, Saaf Daadi Wala Pati Aur Puri Lulli.

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  59 Comments

    1. PanchPandavkiPatni says:

      Hindu Ladke Se Shadi Karne Ke Nukshan:
      1)Bhurkhe ke badle besharmi se aadha badan khulla rakhna padta he, Saadi khulneka or khichne ka dar or khatra rehta he..2)7-8 Deliver ke badle 7-8 girlfriend or lfde karta rehta he or daaru pike chaklebazar me jata he..3)Talak ke badle jugar me haar jata he, ya bech deta he,ya bhaiyo ke bich baat leta he..4) Daadi sirf mard ko hoti he bger Dadi ke namard rehta he na aurat hijjda banjata he..5) Puri lulli ke saath Aids ka or gandhi bimariyo ka khatra rehta he..6) or ek zyada nukshan apni patni pr pura bhrosa nahi karta kyunke wo khud bhrose ke layak nahi hota..

      1. Mausam says:

        tumhaare sath to bahut hi buraa huaa he PanchPandavkiPatni.kitne dino se jhel rahee ho apne uss pati ko ,jo sharabii he ,juaaree he aur hijdaa he ,namard he aur iske baavjood wo chaklaa bhi jaataa he,
        hahahahhaaha pahle tum apnaa likhaa pooraa padho koi bhi line aapas me match nhi kar rahee he

    1. Admin says:

      hehehehe abe usi ne to fayde bataye mere ko ;) nahi to mujhe kya pata tha ye sab.. and vese bhi main real incident ke uper jokes banata hun hehehe..

      vese suna hai tune us kale habshi pe case kara tha… kya raha?

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Abe chakkar kya hai jab dekho ladki se ghira rahta hai kahin tu girls hostel ka chokidaar to nahi

  1. Py@re moh@n says:

    Mmuslim bachche ka l**d kat te waqt ammi boli” iske chachcha ki tarha seedha l**d banana” chachchi boli” seedhe l**d se to gol topi dar achchha rahta hai, iske kalu ka bhi aisa hi hai” bua boli” gol aur topi dar se to behtar hai ki patla aur nok dar ho , iske fufaji ka bilkul satik hai” ye sab baten sunkar maulvi ko gussa aa gaya aur pajama khol kar bola” vaise aapki marji fation to aise l**d ka chal raha hai”

      1. PanchPandavkiPatni says:

        Good thinking…! isse hmari soch/jaat/smaj ka pta chalta he…hmare yha bger

        Sunnt kehi esa hota he..

  2. Py@re moh@n says:

    muslim bachche ka l**d kat te waqt ammi boli” iske chachcha ki tarha seedha l**d banana” chachchi boli” seedhe l**d se to gol topi dar achchha rahta hai, iske kalu ka bhi aisa hi hai” bua boli” gol aur topi dar se to behtar hai ki patla aur nok dar ho , iske fufaji ka bilkul satik hai” ye sab baten sunkar maulvi ko gussa aa gaya aur pajama khol kar bola” vaise aapki marji fation to aise l**d ka chal raha hai”

  3. panchhy says:

    hmmm
    Pyare mohan ji kese h ap?? Aur ap board exms k paper cheq krne jate h..sb bacho ko pass kr dijiyega :p

      1. panchhy says:

        hmmm ap panchhy name se h bulao yha mere real name se koi ni bulata mekuu
        @alok gupta g me thik hu ap sunao aur u kon ho??

  4. Dhiraj*(Sweet love) says:

    ….muslim behno ko naya gyan aaj prapt hua..babaji se…ab muslim ladke kuwanre aur hindu ladke do do ladki ek hindu ek muslim ka saara khrcha uthaenge…
    …..chut itni jaruri…ki kisi k liye majburi..to kisi k liye masale ki okhli…
    …for me chut is….religious place ,,frm where life comes..
    ..lekin ab jamana badal chuka hai..ab to yeh cheeje gaali dene k liye use hoti hain..!!

    kucch cheeje jaante hue bhi pucchi jaati hain..isliye nhi ki hum uski jaankri nhi..but usse milne wale maze ka swaad k liye..ry8???
    ….what is world???
    ans:..it has 7billion ans!!

  5. anshul says:

    hahahahahahaha babaji ki jay ho kya fayda bataya hai. hehehehehe babaji aap kisse ye sheekh kar aaye.

  6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    **GOOD EVENING DEAR FRNDZ**
    @Hw r u to all frnds…???
    @Ajkal bahut km dost aa rhe hai,… Sbi busy hai kya…???
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@..
    Poem,.,,..,,,…,,,,,
    Twinkle twinkle little star,
    Teri girlfrnd gyi bazaar.
    Usko mil gya dusra yaar,
    Uske sath wo ho gyi faraar..
    Ab tu baith k makkhiya mar,
    Mai Hi hu vo kamina yaar…!!!
    Moral that:- girlfrnd ko kabhi akela na chhode.. Bcz…
    Girl ka apne man per kabu nhi rhta, kb kya ho jayega pta tk nhi chalega.. So frnds….
    Sawdhani hti, durghatna ghati..

  7. Dhiraj*(Sweet love) says:

    __ //.\\__
    ..{(@.@)}..
    .//..”..\\
    .\(.)'(.)/
    …|.*.|…
    ..->HERE<-
    ..kya.chal
    .raha..hai??

  8. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hii… Frndz.
    Kaise hai ap sbi….???
    @Admin bro mastjokes ko mobile pr recive ke liye kya charge lagega..
    Ek bar join karne pr katega ya, jitne bar joke handset par aayega utni bar charge lagega.. Aur kitna….???
    Plz all detaile..

  9. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    GOOD N9T MY DEAR ALL FRNDZ…
    I miss dear all friends…. Reallyyy:-C:'(:'(:'(:-(:-(:-(

  10. Dhieruzz* says:

    dadi hona mard ki pehchaan…???hmmm..bilkul nhi
    ..mard ki pehchaan aise kro
    1.nidar aur bahadur
    2.vafadar
    3.dayalu
    5.acche sanskaar
    6.naribhakt sorry insaniyatbhakt
    7.dil mein dher saara pyaar
    8.sacchai imandari
    9.jimmedar
    10.nyayapriya
    11.accha swastha
    12.accha dimag
    …..kyunki market mein asli dadi mil sakti hain…asli mard nhi.:)

    1. PanchPandavkiPatni says:

      dadi hona mard ki pehchaan…???hmmm..bilkul nhi
      ..mard ki pehchaan aise kro
      1.nidar aur bahadur 2.vafadar 3.dayalu 5.acche sanskaar 6.patibhakt sorry insaniyatbhakt 7.dil mein dher saara pyaar 8.sacchai imandari 9.jimmedar 10.nyayapriya 11.accha swastha 12.accha dimag …..kyunki market mein asli dadi mil sakti hain…asli mard nhi???..
      ..”Ye saare guun to Zansi ki raani me bhi the bger daadi ke pr bger daadi ke mard ke kudrati guun andar se kam hojate he..try,check & conferm it…100%, bcoz he try to want shawup smart to other girl & cheat wife..less to big”

      1. PanchPandavkiPatni says:

        …..Asli MRD or nakli mrd hota hi nahi he sirf MRD hota he, Mrd word me Tin letters

        he iski pehchan ke liyebhi Tin Goon/Khubhiya hi kaafi he…mrd dhyan se yaad krle…

        i) Agr gair aurt (patni sivay) ko dekhe to apni nigah nichhi karle…
        ii) Gusse me kabhi gali nahi bole…
        iii) Apne dushman ki achhayiyo ka sivkar kare…
        …goodby ever…

    2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Scha mard b available hai bhai..bcz..
      Market me ek se badkar ek oil & medicines available hai.. Fir ap kaise kh sakte hoooo….
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehe……
      (Dönt mind… Hehehe..)

  11. Mausam says:

    Admin tumhaaree likhi lines bilkul sahee hain,magar maine aajtak koi hindu-muslim ki shaadee aisee nahi dekhi ki jisme muslim ne dharm chenge kiyaa ho.
    e.g.
    Agar Ladkaa hindu he aur Ladki muslim to Ladke ko muslim ban na padaa he
    aur Agar Ladkaa musalmaan aur ladki Hindu to ladki ko Musalmaan ban na padaa he.
    maine iss tarah ke bahut saare Cases dekhe hain
    agar koi bhi hindu se muslim ban ne ko tayaar nahi he to wo shaadee huyee hi nahi he

    1. PanchPandavkiPatni says:

      …Not 4 match: Faayde

      1) Saadi me kmr/pith/pet khula rehta he or Dhutrast jesa devr saadi khich leta he.
      2) Jugar me apni patni ko bhi daav pe lga ke haar jata he.
      3) Panch pati hone baad bhi namrdo ki trh patni ki saadi utrte dekhta he.
      4) Clean Sev krke dusri ladki yo attract krne ka show up karta he.
      5) Darupita he or 7/8 ladies ke saath chhupkr relation rkhta he.
      6) Jb ram ne sita pe bhrosa nahi kiya to yebhi nahi karega.
      7) Sbse jyada divorce hindu smaj mehi hote he… isliye sarkar kayde me ferfar krke

      pati-patni ko jaldi divorce milneka kayda banarahi he…
      (me khud judge ki beti hon or mene muslim se saadi ki he….Jis trh dudh mese

      chhash,dahi,makhn banta he or fir vaapis vo dudh nahi banta vese hi muslim banne ke

      baad koi bhi dharm ka viykti firse vahi dharm nahi apnata kyuke apne asli iswar ki

      pehchan hojati he agr sahi log mile to….)

    1. Mausam says:

      Apni lulli katwaani he to waise hi katwaalo,shaadi ka bahaana kyu kar rahe ho,waise bhi agar koi muslim ladkii nahi mili to ye tamanaaa bhi rah jaayegii aur shaadee se bhi jaaoge,hahahaha

  12. deleted says:

    ADMIN AAJ KAL BAHUT BUSY HUN …..BOSS NE KAAM DE RAKHA H AUR NEEND BHI PURI NAHI HOTI H ….TERE SE LYING BAAT KARUNGA …..NET AANE DE….

  13. deleted says:

    NILESH. Kal site par raat ko aaye tum……???

    @priya ji , last line Mein Muslims Mein bachpan Mein hone wali SUNAAT ko target KIA h admin ne …..actually usska scientific reason h ki AIDS k chances 50% reduce Ho jate h and STD bhi kum hoti h ….research have proved it….but its a matter of faith in religion …..kuch log non Muslims bhi SUNAAT karwate h ….usska Ek reason Ye bhi h ki pahle Muslims 4biwi rakhte the to 4ko satisfy karne k liye power increase karne k liye bhi karwate the ….SUNAAT karwane se senstivity kum Ho jati h aur man jayada Der tak sex kar sakta h …..
    Am I right my friends???
    If not plz correct me. I got all this from my Muslim friends…

      1. PanchPandavkiPatni says:

        …Sorry, aapka research adhura or unperfect he. Sunnt is liye karte he ke usme

        peshab ke ktre/bunde rehjati he jis se (napaki sath) prathana/ibadt nahi kar shkte ye

        1400 brs phle ki baat he or aapke research ke fayde abhi aaye he, agr negative

        thinking or prejudice (purvgrh) ko sidepe rakhoge to smj aayega or is ki vjh aap ke

        aajubaju/family/friend ke log hote he….goodby ever…

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Yes, del ji hum kl rat ko site pr aaye the but koi nhi tha. So good n9t bolkar chale gye..
      Ek bat aur-
      apko manna padega ki ap researcher ho.. Bcz jis tarh se apne topic ka explaine kiya hai, usse to yhi lagta hai….
      Good morning all frnds..
      Kaise hai ap log….???

  14. deleted says:

    Kuch Yaadein Yaad rakhna,Kuch Baatein Yaad Rakhna

    Umar Bhar Hum Sath Rahe na Rahe,

    Hum Saath Thei Kabhi Bas Umar Bhar ye Yaad Rakhna.

  15. Ramo says:

    Mard ko aurat ki kami nahi hoti,

    aurte hi pagal hoti hai,

    agar ek samajdar sach bolne wala ladka jo immandar wo kisi ladki ko pyar karne lage aur shaadi karne k liye kahe toh ladki mana naa kardeti hai koy wo simple hota ha,

    aur agar ek chalak, jhot bolne wala ladka ladki ko sirf havash k liye chahata hai aur bato mein fasa leta aur jhote kasmein vade dekar fasane ki koshish karta hai tn ladki us kamine ladke ko haan kar dete hai

    par simple sache ko bewkoof samaj ti hai

    ladka ladki ko soch kar sahi sathi se rishta banana chahiye

  16. Alok Gupta says:

    Panchhy dear aapka real name kya hai. Muze apna dost samzo. Kya aap muzse dosti karengi.

  17. salman says:

    Hindu Ladkese Shadi Ke Nuksan

    1) Hindu Ladkese Shadi Ke Bad Unhe Murkh Ki Tarah Apne Hatho Se Banayi Murti Kopujna

    2) Sadi Pehen Ke Sabko Apna Jism Dikhana Or Sabko Sex Ki Dawat Dena

    3) Pati Daru Pike Ayega To Uski Mar Khaneki Or Usse Chhutkara Pana Ho To Wo Nahi Ho Sakta Fir Atmahatya Ka Khatra

    4) Unhe Shivji Ke Ling Ki Puja Karni Padegi

    5) Bewakufo Ki Tarah Bade Pet Wale Ganpati Jo Ke Laddu Churata Tha Usko Pujna Padega

    6) Krishna Ko Pujna Padega Jo Gopi Yoke Pichhe Pada Tha

    7) Makhanchor Ki Puja Karni Padegi

    8) Ladka Esa Milega Jiska Na Jane Kitni Ladkiyo Se Chakkar Hoga

    Or Bhi Bohat Sare Hai Lekin Wo Bad Me

    1. Admin says:

      abe bhai tu to senti ho gaya…

      ye joke tum logo ko hurt karne ke liye nahi tha, par tune to hurt kar diya yaar