Hindustan Zindabad

Views: 42,055 - Posted on 01 Jan 2012

Ek Baar Ek Murgi Indo-Pak Border Par Anda De Deti Hai.

Dono Taraf Ke Army Wale Ladayi Karne Lagte Hai Ki, Ye Anda Hamara Hai.

Finally Indian Army Wale Ek Suggestion Dete Hai.

Jo Army Ke Log Ek Din Mein Dusre Desh Mein Jakar Jitni Jyada Aurto Ke Sath Sex Karenge Vo Anda Rakhenge.

Pakistani Wale Bhi Is Baat Se Sehmat Ho Jate Hai.

Indian Army Wale Pakistan Mein Ja Kar Ek Din Mein 150000 Aurto Ko Chodkar Vapis Aa Jate Hai.

Pakistani Army Wale Bolte Hai: “Ab Hamari Bari

Indian Army Wale Bole: “Maa Chuda Gaya Anda, Vo Tum Hi Rakh Lo

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Jo Log Pakistan Se Hai Vo Kripya Is Joke Ka Bura Na Man Ke Enjoy Kare.

Aur Jo Log Bura Mante Hai, Pahle Vo Apni Pakistani Ki Sites Se India Ki Beizti Karne Wale Jokes Hataye.

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Hindi Version

एक बार एक मुर्गी इंडो-पाक बोर्डर पर अंडा दे देती है.

दोनों तरफ के आर्मी वाले लडाई करने लगते है की, ये अंडा हमारा है.

अंत में इंडियन आर्मी वाले एक सुझावnnbsp; देते है.

जो आर्मी के लोग एक दिन में दुसरे देश में जाकर जितनी ज्यादा औरतो के साथ सेक्स करेंगे वो अंडा रखेंगे.

पाकिस्तानी वाले भी इस बात से सहमत हो जाते है.

इंडियन आर्मी वाले पाकिस्तान में जा कर एक दिन में 150000 औरतो को चोदकर वापिस आ जाते है.

पाकिस्तानी आर्मी वाले बोलते है: "अब हमारी बारी"

इंडियन आर्मी वाले बोले: "माँ चुदा गया अंडा, वो तुम ही रख लो"

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28 Responses to "Hindustan Zindabad"

  1. rashii says:

    Hehehehe

  2. Sujeet says:

    Aagaj aisa hai to anjam kaisa hoga …….
    It’s very nice…….
    I proud of my Indian Army…..
    Maza aa gaya…..
    Subah subah aaj ka sara din masti me katega……..

  3. deleted says:

    Wishing u a Seductive & Horny new year Licked by Luv & Penetrated by Heavenly Graces. May all Ur Mis4tunes b Ejaculated before dis year has Climaxed.
    Have fun !! Godbless !!

  4. anshul says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehhehehehhehehehe hindustaan jindabaad hahahahhahahahhahahahhahhaha

  5. ANgaRA says:

    wah wah maja aa gaya admin wakai sal ki sruat dhamakedar hui.

  6. Py@re moh@n says:

    bilkul theek kiya

  7. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hehehehehe….

  8. devendr says:

    jarur indian army baba saxi das ji se training le kar aayi hogi hehehe

  9. meggi says:

    hahahahah….
    hiiiiii
    nilesh ji kese h ap..???

  10. Ragini says:

    Nic joks saal ka start ache aur maje daar jokes ke saat ho raha hai

  11. Matrix says:

    haha maza aa gaya ye tarika to bada mast hai. isse kuch sikhne ko bi milta hai
    moral:(kud hi soch lo yaar aaj new year hai aj toapna dimaag laga lo gadho) :)

  12. nik says:

    hahahahahaha
    i proud to be an indian…

  13. pran nath says:

    De
    ar brother sameer urf admin happy new year
    good joke
    pakistan army ne 31 December ki sham hamare sambha border per fire kiya he ye log kisi hamderdi ke layak nahi hain.
    Hamare ek parivar ki new year ki khusiya cheen lee.

  14. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

    Hahahahahahaha
    maza aa giya bhai

  15. Hps says:

    Naye saal ka pahka joke bomb nikla wah..

  16. AJUBA says:

    Happy new year admin bro , and all frends.

    Naya sal laye aapki jindagi me khusiyo ki bahar,
    Aaye khusi aap ki jindagi me kayi kayi bar
    Happy new year all frends

    @admin bro last line esi rakhte to or maja aata,
    Pak, ab hamari bari
    Ind, oe anda tum apne pas rakho india me kadam bhi rakha to gand me goli mar dege log hath se gand dhote he tum gand se hath dho bethoge

    • Admin says:

      Hmm isse achha to ye tha ki. Ma chuda lo aur anda apni gand me dal lo heheh

      But mujhe joke likhte samay uski line uske masale ka pura dhayan rakhn hota hai isliye vo hi shabad use karta hu jo genuine lage. Jo vakiye hi us situation mein bole ja sake

  17. Mausam says:

    hahahaha hehehehe hahahahahahahahaahhehehe
    very very very nice,
    and I will say that this is the”Joke of the Year”

  18. nick says:

    yar maza aagaya lekin hun indians ko palistan walo ki burai nahi karni chahiye kyonki pakistan bhi india ka part tha.

    • Admin says:

      Nick… main burayi nahi kar raha brother… main un paksitani sites ko batana chahta hun ki vo log india ki beizti karni band kar de.

      thats all.

  19. Rana says:

    I am from pak, and have recently started visiting this, after the joke i went through all the comments to that was there any single guy who write something that its not suiteable to place such jokes, as pakistani also visit indian sites, and finally the nich was there who said that pak bhi tu india ka part tha.
    Admin,i understand that there must be some pakistani sites jahan pe india k beizti ki gai ho gi, lakin kia he acha ho k hum log individual level pe apne apko thek ker lien and start the efforts to minimize the gaps and understanding issues, where we believe k Gov level pe to dono mulk ik doosrey k against hain par awam ik doosray se acha taluq rakhna chahtey hain.
    Sorry agar meri koi bat buri lagi ho. Our mein apne logon ki taraf se sorry kehta hun agar hamari kisi web site k content se apki dil azari huwi ho.
    Regards
    Rana from Lahore, Pakistan.

    • Admin says:

      Rana, Bhai…. Tumhe Nahi Pata Ki Main Paksitani Logo Ko Kitna Pyar Karta Hun. Aur Hum Sab Ek Hi Thhe Aur Hai aur Rahenge.

      Is Bat Ke Jawab Mein Ye Kahna Chahunga Ki I Luv Abrar Ul Haq. Aur Main Us Insan Ke Liye Mar B Sakta Hu (Reason Fir Kabhi Bataunga)

      Aur Khali Vo Hi Nahi Mujhe Aur Sab Singer Bahut Pasand Hai, Like Faakhir, Rahim Shah, Arif Lohar, Alam Lohar, Ahmed Jehanzeb, Lovely Ali Zafar, Sher Miandad Khan, Javed Bashir, Jawad Ahmad, Maratab Ali + Naseebo Lal.

      Ye To Vo Hai Jinko India Mein Koi Nahi Sunta, Kyunki They Maximum Knows Nusrat, Rahat, Mehndi Hassan, Ghulam Ali.

      Iske Alava I Luv Punjabi Stage Shows, Mera Rabb Janta Hai Ki Main Zindagi Mein Itna Kabhi Nahi Husa Jitna Aap Logo Ke Stage Shows Se Hasta Hun. Unke Bad Mere Koi B Indian Comdey Show Acha Nahi Lagta.

      Ek Aur Bat We Are Also From Paksitan And Refugees, Hum Sheikhapura Se Hai.

      Khair Baatein Bahut Hai Par Users Sochenge Story Likh Raha Hai

      End Mein Itna Kahna Chahung Aki Na Sare Hindu Ache Hai Na Sare Muslim Gande Hai.

      Aur Main Dil Se Sorry Mangta Hun Ki Mene Jokes Likhe. Aur Bahut Se Logo Ka Dil Dukhaya.

      Aaj Se Main Promise Karta Hun Ki Chahe Pakistani Sites Jo Marji Likh Le, Galiya De Main Kuch Nahi Kahunga.

      Sorry From My Core Of The Hearth

      Your Brother From India

    • Loknath says:

      Rana Bhai….If every one will have the same feeling like then i must say…wo din dur nahn hoga jab humlog ek thali se khana kahyenge phir se ek ho jayenge…..
      love u bro

  20. Rana says:

    Dear Bro Admin, you are a really really nice person , brother i have no words to express my feeling. Jahan tak joke ki bat hai tu wo tu hansi mizak chalta rehta ,par mejhe baad k comments kush na munasib lagay they, but from our side we will ensure k agar koi pakistani site pe bhi kush india k khilaf kush lakha tu usko bhi aisey he realize kerwain gay with good example of you and your lovely response.
    Believe after reading your response i am speachles. Our such mein jitney pakistani singers ko ap sun chukay hain shaid yahan bhi bohat kam hon gay.
    Mein simply yah kahoon k i love you brother. I strongly believe that you will feel true feeling of us for you and for our indian brothers.
    Waisey apke jokes mazay k hotey hain :-)
    Your brother Rana from Pakistan.

    • Admin says:

      Thanks Bro :)

      Or meri koshish rahegi ki ese hi aap logo ko hasata rahu…

      aur pak main kaisa chal raha hai… m waiting for abrar’s new album jab bhi release ho to mujhe bata dena jarur ;)

    • Rana says:

      Thank you bro.
      Allah Tallh ka shukar hai, achi guzar rahi hai yahan.
      Sure , lets wait for Abrar’s new album :)

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