How About The Ones Like Mine?
Views: 16,058 - Posted on 20 Oct 2011
Wife: “I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Dicks. The Big Ones Went For Ten Dollars And The Thick Ones Went For Twenty Dollars.”
Husband: “How About The Ones Like Mine?”
Wife: “Those They Gave Away.”
Husband: “I Had A Dream Too…I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Cunts. The Pretty Ones Went For A Thousand Dollars, And The Little Tight Ones Went For Two Thousand.”
Wife: “And How Much For The Ones Like Mine?”
Husband: “That’s Where They Held The Auction.“
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Hehehehehehehehe………….. Good jokes…… Good morning frnds.
kaise ho ap sab?
haha nice joke. that’s were they held the auction hehe is bar men ki jeeet hui.
abe tu fir zinda ho gaya.. panchhi bahut yaad karti hai tujhe… hehe
are yaar exams chal rahe the na isiliye nhi a paya. aur tum log to yaad karoge nahi aur jo yaad krta hai use bhi mt krne diya kro :(
@ admin: purane wale jokes kyun nahin dikhrahe hai. I was searching for some chodumal khans jokes.but only few are there. Old ones r not there like one he tells in his GF marriage. Can u plz put a link for that.
le bhai uske ab tak 26 jokes hai
http://nonvegjokes.com/tag/ustad-chodumal-khan-saab/
Abey ismein bhi nahi hai woh joke. Aur yeh srf 10jokes hai page par tune kaha 26 hai. Neeche blank screen aaraha hai. Is it the prblm with website.
Abe next ka page nahi dikh raha kya tujhe?
Thanks Bro.:) Mil gaya.
Aaj yeh sannata kyun hai nonvegpur mein. Sab log kidhar hai raj,samir,N.khan,panchi.
How r u all friendz.
koi hai?
hi, divya. How r u dear.
tumhe kon chahiye..divya ji
Hey Ram en Kudiyo ko ho kya gaya hai Raat Ko Panchhi ko dikhayi nahi de raha thha Ab din me hi Divya ko V dikhayi nahi de raha hai, etane log yaha par hai aur Kah rahi hai Koi hai ?????
hi,
Good day all of u n Admin bhai.
Always Remember
There’s A ‘HELL’ In Every
H E L L 0 …
Be Careful.
There’s A ‘GOOD’ In Every
G O O D B Y E …
Be Grateful.
Rashii dear,
Aaj Raat ko Sapne me khuda Se Meri Mulakat hui,
Thodi hi sahi, Par Unse Kuch Baat bhi hui,
Maine Aap ke Baare me Pucha-
“Ye Meri Rashii dear Kaisi Hai?”
Khuda bola –
Sambhal ke rakhna Bilkul mere jaisi hai…
“I Miss U Dear”
ganta. aisi vo patne wali nahi.. in bato se vo pat ti to hamare chunnu munnu bhi ho gaye hote ab tak :) bhuhuhuhuh
Arey Bhai Kosish to karne diya kar, Tu beach me kyu Apni Gand Adda kar dhyan apni “G” ki taraf kar leta hai:P
Wase ye jaruri bhi nahi kee jo tujhse nahi pati wo kisi se bhi nahi pategi. Bhai mere kisi na kisi se kabhi na kabhi to jarur pategi.
Aur vo main hi hounga
hahahahha…yaar bada achccha joke hai…hehehehe
@Divya dear ME HU NA…
Ha kapil G aap to ho hi
Hum samjhe nhi
ye pankaj ji bhi pta nhi kaha gayab ho gaye ab hume joke koun samjhayega :-(
Admin ji namstey kaise ho ji, kafi busy rhne lage ho waiting per rhta hain apka ph hamesa
jay dear so sweet itni sweet lines k liye
wanted ji veg per jyda rhne lage ho ap, vegeterian ban gaye ho kya hehehe
kapil ji dhanda kya hain apko jo manda chal raha hain?
Heartbeat ji humari dhadkan tej ho gyi dhak dhak dhak dhak
lunch time bhukh lg rahi hain break
hmmmmmm aapne yaad kiya hum aa gaye ….per yaar joke to mujhe bhi samajh nahi aaya…is baar aap mujhe samjha do..plz.. ;)
just joking hehe ..
joke=
wife- mene raat sapne me L ki nilami dekhi…usme lamba wala 10$ aur mota wala 20$ ka tha..
husband- mere jaisa kitne ka tha..??
wife- aise to waha reject ho gaye..
husband- mne bhi kal raat sapne me C ki neelami dekhi.. jo kuch sunder thi wo 1000$ aur jo zyada tight thi wo 2000$ me auction hui…
wife- aur meri jaisi …??
husband- saali teri jaisi C ki wajah se hi to aisi neelami hua karti hai…hehehehe
C ki wajah se nahi c ke ander neelami ho rhi thhi. Means itna bada bhonsda hehehe
uff! jay!
tumhe sach mein ek wife ki jarurat hai..nahi to tum kanha se kanha chale jaate ho…
.wife k bina tumhari training adhuri hai…
tumhari garmi aur tandh ko kitni matra mein balance karna hai..wife k bina yeh sambhav nahi hai..tumhare liye hot sexy intelligent, beautiful,great kisser,great player,great giver..bold,…babes ki jarurat hai…tumhari garmi ko pyaar se jo tandha kar sake aise wife ki jarurat hai…tumhein aise wife ki jarurat hai..jo tumhein apni jawani ka anand dila sake,,jo tumhare badan mein aag laga sake aise wife ki jarurat hai…jo tumhein puri tarah santusht kar sake…jiske ek sparsh se tumhein current sa jhatka lage…kaash ismein mein tumhari koi madad kar sakta…hehe..waise mujhe aise ladkio ki pehchaan aasani se ho jaati hai..bolo to sexy wild hungry girls k bich tumhein fenk doon…jinse bachkar jinda laut nahi paoge haha…jab tak ki tum dharashai naa ho jaoo!!.
aur koi madad chahiye to bolna..but iske badle mujhe kya milega ..ghanta..hahaha!!!
hehehehe………Yaar Jab gf hi nahi mil rahi hai to wife kaha se milegi…buhuhu
Waise yaar dhiraj, jo tum mere bare me kah rahe ho ki mujhe kis type ki ladki chahiye. ye Teri baat ekdam 100% correct hai. Mujhe aisi hi Ladki ki talash hai. Lekin mujhe mil hi nahi rahi hai. Agar tu talash kar sakta hai to yaar Jaldi Talash kar. Tera bahut bada Ahsan hoga. Aur eske badle jo tu kahega wo milega……Agar Ghanta ki Tamanna hai to wo bhi milega….hahahahaha
hello, jay..
jis jagah se dhuan uthe jaruri nahi wanha aag hai..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
hmmm……Tere Kahne ka kya Matlab ????
Tujhe dobut hai to Check kar ley, Haath me pakadega to haath jal jaayega….hehehehe
…iss aag ko bujhana hai bus ek raat tere saath bitana hai..
…iss jawani ko char chand lagana hai bus ek raat tere saath bitana hai..
…bol iss jawani ki aag mein apni jawani ko mere sath jalaega…
…bol iss sharabi aankhon se aapni aankhon se iss nashe ka jaam peega..
…iss laal garm hont ko apne hont se lagakar iss gulabi ras ko peega..
aage aur bhi hai wait tab tak k liye…
jawanitantra
jawano k liye
jawani se
jawano dawara,
Meri Dreamgirl, Tu Phir Aa Gayi ? Mere Dil ko Dhadkane Aur Pappu ko Tadpane:(:(:(
Ab to Phir roz Raat me Merey Pappu ki Tabiyat kharab ho jaya karegi….buhuhu
Sun le bhai dhiraj ….
“@@@@ Champa ke dus phool chameli ki ek kali, murakh ki sari rat chatur ki ek khadi @@@@.”
Ab yaha to ek bhi ache se mil jay to mazaaaaaaaaa………..hi mazzza hai. Kyo dosto?
@RASHI ji apko pata nhi hai kya meri BRA aur panty banane ki company hai…usi ka dhanda manda chal rha hai..kuch tips do..plzz
Underwear bana shuru karde males ke
Admin bhai, Tab to Kapil bro. ka dhandha aur bhi manda ho jayega. Male se jyada Female ke Underware ki sealing hoti hai Q k Hum to apni gf ko Bra. aur Panty gift me detey hai Lekin humko koi gift me underware nahi deta hai……buhuhu
mene ye nahi kaha ki panty bra banana band kar… mene ek aur extra bataya hai hehehehehe
aur yad rakhna mails ke underwears jyada bikte hai, kyunki vo kharab bhi jyada hote hai hehehehe
Buhuhuhuhuhu ek banda month mein 1 2 to kharab kar hi deta hai ;) ur pura nanga hoke muth shayad hi koi marta ho ;)
rashii ji aap aage kya lagati hain?
hehehe…….Abe ye Aap Aage kya lagati hai, Eska kya Malab huwa ???
Ye koi bhi Ladki batatey huwe sharmayegai:P
Hlo admin n frnds…. K se ho sab??
Joke pehle suna hua tha.
…..jay 4 u…:)….
Fire up the youth of today ..
Looking at your erotic naked ..
A series looking at your chest ..
Seeing your intoxicating eyes ..
Looking at your penis erect ..
Looking at your hot ass …
My heart was tempting ..
Smelling the smell of your youth ..
My heart got faster at moving ..
Let me touch your body ..
let me warm up your every corner of ur body with my hot lips.
from top to bottom..
Put your penis in my mouth,
You’ll get all the fun, have fun .. and you should too ..
And let your youth, full of juice ..
Just this past me every day ..
That is the fantasy of my youth ..
Verry nice jokes
Heheheheheheh
@jay….hahahahahahah!!
ye nileshwa kya kah raha hai…hahahah!!!
:):) Ekdam sahi to bola hai.
Thanx admin for publishing .