How To Kill An Ant
Views: 24,509 - Posted on 14 Jul 2012
Lady To Doctor: “Doctor An Ant Has Entered My Vagina”
Doctor Removed Lady’s Panty & Started Fucking.
Lady: “What Are You Doing?”
Doctor: “I Am Trying To Kil Ant Using Liquid D.D.T“
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Mast hai
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hehehehe..gud joke..
Zindgi ka Formula!
Agr koi apke lye apne drwaje band krde,
To use bhi Ehsaas dila do ki,
Kundi drwaje k Dono side hoti hai,
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Bnd krdo sale ko bahr se.. :-)
Hahahaha…!
wht n !dea sir jee..! :P
gd evng frndz*
hw r u all?
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
wah wah
Gaur farmaiye
Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kr
Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli,
Daba le kamine natak mat kr..
Yeh Bhi Acha Hai Sirf Sunta Hai Dil…
Agar Boltaa To Qayamat Hoti.!
@great shayri @deleted jee..!
@piyush bhai kya arz kiya hai wah waah..!
Nd @Admin tere liye to ye kuch bhi nahi tha teri khushiyo ki khatir to hm chand bhi jami pe la dete…! bs abb mangna mat…! :P
Tum itno ki khusiyo ka khyaal rkhte ho to phr tumhare saath kuch galat kaise ho sakta hai..!
Abe cjand jamee pe mat la. Koi bandi dede jo chand ki farmayish kare
Define Love in detail (5 marks).juzz read…
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Definaition:-
It is serious disorder of heart due to
the relationship between men & women
that can sometimes cause death of 1
or both dependng on the resistance
associated.
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Types Of Love:-
¤ 1 sided
¤ 2 sided
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Occouring Age:-
It usually occurs in teens but now a
days it can be found in any age.
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Symptoms:-
¤ Tension
¤ Day dreaming
¤ Insomnia
¤ Addicted To Phone
¤ No Concentratn
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Investigation:-
¤ Diary
¤ Albums
¤ Books
¤ Mobile (Most Important)
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Treatment:-
Anti-love therapy by father or mother’s
chappal or broom. :-D ;-)
Mujh Se Naraaz Hai, To Chhor De Tanha Mujh Ko…
Aye Zindagi..! Dekh Mujhe Roz Tamaasha Na Bana…!
Nakal Karte Hain Kisi Aur Ke Mehboob Ki Hum…
Koi Apna Ho To Hum Shair Bhi Apna Likhein..!
hmmm….
ha!ha!ha!
…..ek aur rascal chit..,
……..ab next is what……
@Deleted,..thank u soo much..usko mein apni diary mein note krunga….!!
again thnks so much!!
@Deepak,…yaar hansna sehat k liye accha hota hai…par kbhi 2 pal k liye iss jhooti duniya ko bhulkr tum mujhe?? pucch to sakte ho how r u or good evening night Dhiraj!!….aur nhi to woh app sab logo ki mrzi….aaj k din meine ek nyi baat seekhi…burai mat dekho..blki aisa example ya aise pryass krein jisse burai khtm ho ske!!especially voilence!!thagi etc etc!! i dont knw about sex :)..agr accha nhi kr sakte to bura krne ka bhi koi haq nhi!!
thank u deleted!!
humanity is religion!!
frnds i was thinking to create a new facebook account for all of you
Ha ha ha sala kameen. Pahle gand kyu fati thi
kirae ka pyaar
kirae ki zindagi
kirae ki jawaani
kirae k maa-baap
……………..so what is yours??
it is you thats yours!!
Hello, Dear..
Two thngs nvr defined in whole life-
1st is love, bcoz u nvr knw who Luvs u how much.
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2nd is Friends bcoz u nvr knw how Deeply the stupids care Abt U…
just like u…u r a stupid one..who deeply cares about friends.. :)
:P
yeh ABCD punewala khaan gya???
chuho pe joke banane wala tha..hahah!!
@dhiraj ABCD punewala :(
@dhiraj Bombay(Mumbai) aaya hu shopping ke liye is liye comment nahi de pa raha hu!!! BTW H R U and deepk bro and frnds
aby :)
fine Dear!!
zindagi ka formula
jeeo aur jeene do
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pyaar ka formula
pyaar kro aur krne do
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sex ka formula
sex kro aur krne do
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upar k teeno formule india mein fail ho chuke hain bus ek formule ko chhodkr..jo succesful hai
aabaadi badhao aur aabaadi badhne do!!! :)
hey admin bro can you give me the link of nonveg android app I want to check that app bcuz it didn’t work last time for me !!!!
:)
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Mast hai yaar:-)
gud mrng frnds ….
admin…..sale …original wale pe bakar nahi kar sakte hum thats y i want additional facebok account for frnds of this site..
Aaj Phir Bohat Udaas Hoon Main..
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Are yaar koi nai bat kro….ye to roj ki bat hai…!!!
gud mrng frndz.*
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Dr: Injection dekhte hi tum Chillati ho, us din kya Karogi?
Girl: Kis Din?
Dr: Jaane Do, Ye padhne Wala
bada Kameena hai..samajh gaya hoga…
Good joke