Hukam Mere Aaka

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ko Raste Mein Jate Hue Ek Chirag Mila.

Usko Gisne Pe Ander Se Ek Jinn Nikla Aur Bola

Jinn: “Hukam Mere Aaka

Aadmi Khus Hote Hue: “Mujhe 10 Crore Cash, Ek Ferari Aur Katrina Se Shaadi 5 Minute Mein Kara Do!

Jinn Gusse Se: “Aaka Hukam Karo, Bakchodi Nahi

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 22 Jul 2011  21 Comments  30,749

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1 Aadmi Ko 1 Jin Mila. Jin- Hukam Mere Aaka. A- Muje 10 Crore Cash, 1 Ferari Or Katrina Se Shadi 5 Mints Me Kara Do. J- Aaka Hukam Karo, Bakchodi Nahi

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  21 Comments

  1. Pintu says:

    Kon kehta hai k ye nonvegjoke hai.

    Joke me gali add karne se joke nonveg nahi ho jata.

    Faltu joke

    1. Admin says:

      to tujhe thanks bolna chahiye ki non veg site pe veg jokes mila.. ek to tum logo ko two in one joke do uper se nakhre karte ho

      one more thing. mere lie logo ka hasna jaruri hai chahe uske liye jaisa marji joke dalna pade…. beshak apna majak udd jaye par kisi ko hassi aa jaye mere liye vo hi kaafi hai

  2. Wanted says:

    hehehe waise wo banda hai koun?

    @admin, tum apne upar joke banane wale the n? kya hua? n wo veg site

    ?

    @bhimraj, mai thik hu, 2m kaise ho? 2mhari shayri achchi lagi.

    @jay bro!!! bu huhuhuhu!! meri gf ke bare me puch kr dukhti rag me hath rakh di. kya batau, bina gf k jindgi aisi ho gyi hai jaise, bina dhakkan k botal, bina dimag k khopdi, bina darwaze ka mahal, bina bizli k bulb, ab tumlogo ka hi sahara hai bhaiiiii :((

    1. Wanted says:

      @divyaaaaaaaaa, dekh kitne jor jor se chilla rha hu, ab to aaa ja

      @sameer, mai rashii ko vote krunga

      1. Wanted says:

        ye joke padkr ek or joke yaad aa gya..

        ek admi ne jinn ko order diya- white house se mere ghar tk ek fly over bana do

        jinn bola- aaka, ye to bhut mushkil hai kuch or bolo

        admi- thik hai, aisa kro, hamare netao(leadrs) ko imandar bna do

        jinn- rahne do aaka, mai aapke phale wala hukm hi pura kr deta hu.

    2. Admin says:

      apne uper joke bhai soch samajh ke banaunga na hehehehe

      aur veg jokes site is almost finished.. just going final testing this weekend and hopefully launched it on next week.

      1. Samir says:

        Abe admn yar

        achha mauka h ,mera 1 real story wala cmnt jo tune rkh liya tha na,,,ousi p jok bna dal yar,wanted ka gand avi grm h,mar de apna laura yar,, ADMN plizzzzzz yar bna dal ous pe jok,,maja aa jayega yar,

        aur sbhi k gand ki bolti v bnd ho jayegi

        JPR

      2. Wanted says:

        samir, saale hmesha gand ke sapne dekhta rhta hai, lagta hai pichle janm me gand k kide the. hehehe ;))

      3. Samir says:

        Abe sale wanted

        bahut charche sune the tere gand k bare m,,

        suna h ki jail m kadiyon n tera gand ko itna fara tha ki,ousk chithre chithre our gye the,,tb jailr jay n tere gand k sare chithre ko jma kr bore m rkha aur bargad k per(tree) k niche baitha dhiraj chamar(mochi) k pas le gya,tb dhiraj n apni kathin mehnat s tere gand k sare chithron ko achhe s si kr pahle jaisa chikna gand bna diya,,he he

        JPR

  3. Dhiraj(hott!»s says:

    @rakhi ji,.m also here…mera naam lene k liye shukriya…bye bye!!..

    @jake…apka is mansahaaripur chootkule mein swagat hai…kabi kabi biryani ko bhi khaya karo nonveg k saath nahi to mote ho jaoege..aasha karta hoon aap sirf hanste aur hansate rahe..bye bye!!

    @…..baki sab kanha hai …oh samajh gaya-2..tc every one..byeee!

    1. Jake says:

      Thanx for welcome me. Aur yahaan jo ayega hasne ke liye hi ayega na. yahaan pe log jawaab aggressive tarah se dete hai, kya pata wo haste hai ki gussa ho jate hai. par over n'll mujhe ye aggressive comments dekh kar jyada hasi ati hai. hehe

    2. RAKHI says:

      HELOO dheeraj iem new at this site and want to be frend of you all maine bhi kuch joke post kiye hai bt abhi tak koi reply nai aaya hai …….bye

  4. Dhiraj(hott!»s says:

    hey jinn meri ek qwahish puri kar de…tu year 2012…ko iss duniya se saari ladkia gayab kar de…taki 2012 mein mujhe dher saare offer aane lage..ha ha ha…!

    1. vinay says:

      dhiraj yar tu b kitna bhola h re jinn itna wait nhi kar sakta. kya teri jay se dosti tut gyi ya uske sath maza nhi aa rha k tujhe 1 se jyada ladko k jarurat pad gyi hehe

  5. Dhiraj(hott!»s says:

    @vinay,..baki ladko ka pata nahi…mujhe to jay mein…rum whisky,heroin,brownsugar,charas,ganja,..aur jitne bhi nashe hain jay mein bhare pade hain…ha ha!