Hume Apne Dosto Ka Khayal Hai
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Ek Scientist Aisi Bra Bana Raha Tha,
Jis Se Doudte Waqt ( . )( . ) Ye Uchlenge Nahi,
Aur Baarish Mein Gile Hone Pe, Nipples Dikhenge Nahi,
Aap Log Ghabrao Mat Dosto, Maar Diya Saale Ko.
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एक वैज्ञानिक ऐसी ब्रा बना राहा था,
जिस से दौड़ते वक़्त ( . )( . ) ये उछलेंगे नहीं,
और बारिश में गिले होने पे, निपल्स दिखेंगे नहीं,
आप लोग घबराओ मत दोस्तों, मार दिया साले को।
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oh god he he he he acha joke h phli bar kuch bahot ache se smj aya
Navya ji.. how r u?? agar aap roj ye joke pdhengi to dheere dheer sare samjh me ane lgenge, dont wory….!!
@delji gm
@jayji ap muje honey kyu keh re h kuch din baad buter sos or jam na na tamnna hi thik h
gud mrng Navya ji..
gudmrng dipakji ye btaiye yar aj apni hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nai dikh rai h site pe india se bahar h kya ap priya hmmmm
are yar lgta sare log wo virus internet news ki wajah se lapata h
hmmmmm….!!!
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Hehehe…sahi kaha…
bahut achha kia
Acha kiya saale ko mardiya. Warna bahut jald aisi panty bhi bna deta jise ladke utar na sake. Bahut acha kiya. Hehehe
he he he he oh god vry funy
ye joke to sach me…hmmmmmmmmm…h…
Achha kiya nahi to mai maar deta sale ko……….hehehehehehehehe…..
Bahut good joke hai ji.
Sale ko maarke acchha kiya hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm aaj najar nahi aa rahi
thanks for publishing
gd afternun dost.
Kho kaise ho?
And dear all frndz hw r u??
Dear Sameer Pa Ji satsriyakal!!
ek Request hai, k apne home page ki jehri photo hai. es nu change kar do,, hun thodi jahi changi nhi lagdi.. pls ek bari mere sujhao te vichar kari,. tuhadda fan Rohit Singh.
Rohit Paaji, kedi photo di gall kar raye ho main samjhaya nahi.. jara thoda ja detail chh dasoo
Left top corner te jehri cartoon photo pai h,…..
ek gall hor kahni c. k mai tarib 1.5 saal to lagatar ek website te nonveg jokes padh riha haan.. tuhadde joke bade hi mast hunde ne. pave jinni v tention hove inne wadiya wadiya joke padh ke chit hasan nu majbur ho janda h ate sari tention kafoor ho jandi h… You have a good creative mind. keep it up bro.. bye bye..!!
brother oh photo change nahi kar sakda main bcoz oh LOGO hai non veg jokes da.. :’(
and chinta na karo ji main hamesha koshish karunga ki tuhanu hasanda raha
gud one….
hahahhaa
Thousands of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulae made, But still..
X is unknown!
&
XXX is well known!! :P
Ashk Girtay hain to her Saans PIGHAL Jati hay,
De k Ek Dard Naya her Shaam DHAL Jati hay,
Tujh ko Seenay say Laga ker Milay Jannat ka Sakoon,
Tujh say Bichrron to Meri Jaan NIKAL Jati hay,
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Ishq Kuch Aisay Mitata hay NISHAN-E-HASTI,
Jaise k Raat Ujaalay ko NIGAL Jati hay,
Tu Agar Dil pay Meray Hath hi Rakh De to,
Toot’ti Saans Bhi Kuch Dair SANBHAL Jati hay,
Zakhm Bharta hi Nahi Teri JUDAAI ka Magr,
Phir Teri YAAD Naya Dard UGAL Jati hay
:-):-)
The most emotional moment in a boy’s life,
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When a girl says,
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“can u give me ur number
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Itni khushi.!!
Itni khushi!! ♥♥
Reality of boys thought nitesh
10th
12th
BA
BSC
BCA
B.Tech
M.Tech
B.Com
M.Com
MBA
MBBS
CA
Ph.D .
Krne ka kya fayda?
Jb ye hi pta na chle ki
Gol Gappe ko
Englsh me kya kehte hai….?
ans is ***round chats*** nitesh jii!!
♥♥♥What is Love….♥♥♥
♥Your palms are sweating and you can’t seem to catch a breath?
That’s not love, that’s falling in love.
♥You can’t keep your eyes or hands off her?
That’s not love, that’s lust.
♥You’re proud of her, and want everyone to know she’s yours?
That’s not love, that’s bragging.
♥You want her, because you know she’ll always be there for you?
That’s not love, that’s loneliness.
♥You’re with her, because she loves you?
That’s not love, that’s pity.
♥You’re with her’cause she kisses you often and holds your hand?
That’s not love, that’s being insecure.
♥Your heart starts pounding faster the moment you see her?
That’s not love, that’s passion.
♥You forgive her because you care about her?
That’s not love, that’s friendship.
♥Everyday you tell her that’s she’s the only thing you’re thinking about?
That’s not love, that’s a lie.
♥You give up certain things for her?
That’s not love, that’s generosity.
♥You’re heart is aching and you’re sad the moment you see her sad?
That’s LOVE.♥♥♥
You’re attracted to others, but you still stick to her without a doubt?
That’s LOVE.♥♥♥
You happily accept all her flaws because they’re a part of who she is?
That’s LOVE.♥♥♥
You’re with her because of that in explainable feeling of pain, happiness and pleasure?
That’s LOVE.♥♥♥
You’d give up your life for her?
♥♥♥YES, that’s LOVE♥♥♥
♥♥ Agr Main KahOon Muje Tumse Mohabbat Hai ♥♥
♥♥ Meri bas yehi chahat Hai to
♥♥ Kya KahO gi ? ♥♥
…nitesh ki chaht khegi..
mujhe usse mohhabat hai..
wohi bas meri chaht hai..
aur kya sunoge :)
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pehle bata diya hota..ab der ho chuki hai :)
kbhi Mene kisi ko Azmaya Hi Nhi
Jitna Pyar Diya Utna Kbhi Paya Hi Nhi
Kisi Ko Meri Bhi
Kami Mahasus Ho
Khuda Ne Mujhe Aisa Bnaya Hi Nhi.♥
..khuda ne tumko waisa banaya hai..bus tumne khud ko pehchana nhi…
ki tum kitne kamine ho…hahhaha!!..ki tumhari kami humesha rahegi..
:)
nice lines bro!!! where you got this?
Love it when you sleep on me ….. :) :) ♥♥
Bhayankar pet me dard hone ke kaaran emraan hashmi ke pet ka operation kiya gaya…!
Waste material nikla…
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5kg lipstick..! :-Xd
wah..! Nitesh bro, kya joke mara h.,
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5kg lipstick+ 2 kati hui lips!! hahahahahahhaha!! hiss k!!
Super insult
Maths Teacher: Jab main tmhare jitna
tha..mere maths me 100 marks aate
the..
Student:
aate honge bhai..
tere ko koi achha teacher padhata
hoga ;-)
Samsung Galaxy S III Launched…
MRP- 38,180/-
Giving Tough Competition To
Hero Honda Splendor, TVS and Bajaj Platina……. :p=))=D
Nitesh bro name to aadha hi rah gya aapka ?
nitesh ne samosey bechne band kar diye…….isliye naam nitesh hi rah gya h ….
hehehe…….. Dosto, Aap logo ko Nitesh bro., Deepak bro. Aur Bade Bhai Deleted ji ne bahut Sharyiya Sunayi Aaz Mai v free time me aap logo ko kuch tooti phooti shayari suna raha hun…..
Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai :(
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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar :P
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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya thaa :D
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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno :P
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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye :(
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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi :(
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Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka Shayri padhna aur usko frnds ko fwd karna aapka style :P
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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain :)
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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi :O
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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge :)
oh..ho…!! Grt jay bro, ap k comnt pr toh..meri shayriya kurbaan ho gai…kya shaandar shayriya likhi h…grt..
Deepak dear!!….jai shri krishna :)
woh already fans chuki hai..khichne ki koshish mat krn warna uske do tukde ho jaenge!!..jay k bacche!!..bewafa sexi uncle hahahaha!!
Question:why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy??
Guess
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Answer:yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti..
bahut khub bachelor bro…
hmm ye joke tha????
@NAVYA hiii :P
u kyu itna hmmmm kar rahi ho???
& m india me hi thi but busy in my college :(
Achcha kya mar kr ladkiyo pr bend lagane chala tha sala
wese ladkiya aaj kal sab dikhana chah rahi hain