Husbands Are Like Owls
Views: 20,843 - Posted on 25 Mar 2012
Teena: “What Do You Think About Husbands?”
Meena: “They Are Like Owls”
Teena: “Why?”
Meena: “They Can See The Good Things In A Wife Only At Night“
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Good joke :)
Del ji warning de rahe ho..hmm waise u r8 :)
nilesh ?lgta h tum apni late night study ki wjh se abi tak so rahe ho jo aaj dikh nahi rahe :p :p
hi sonam :)
how r u?
priya i m fine,wat about u?????????????
Hahaha good joke
Banta : Paji ye scooty kab li?
Santa: Kal raat 1 larki muje scooty par bahut dur le gai, sab kapre utar k boli ‘jo chahe le lo’
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mai scooty le aya,,,,,, kapro ka kya karta. !!!
Deepak pe bhi santa ka asar ho gya he syad??????????????
Hehehehehe. . . . . Gud joke deepak bro. Keep it up.
bahut imandar h yar tumhara banta..
hehehehe , deleted ji yahan par to aap hi husband ho , admin ne ye joke aape liye bnaya h shayad ,
hey priya
Naina ji Ye to admin janta h Ye joke kisne bnaya h kis pe bnaya h …
Priya ji Mein to iss site ki recent history se aap ko wakif kar raha tha…..
Dear frnds,i m software engg,abi abi engg complete ki he…………….
sonam :o mujhe kisi eng ki jarurat thi female vo b … hehehehe setting karogi
offcourse admin g………..
Sonam :O abe sachi sachi bata… main dil ka bada kamjor banda hun… dekh kahi tu majak to nahi kar rahi… buhuhuhuh agar nahi kar rahi to bata setting karne ke liye mujhe kidhar apply karna hai ya application bharni hai :)
kr to diya apply ab aur kahi apply krne ki jarrurat hi kya he……..aapka dil surakshit hato me he,aise tutne nhi dungii……….
Hi dear all frnds, Happy Navratari !!
“JAI MATA DI”
Dosto Aap log es Navratari me “Mata Rani” se Apne Liye kya Mannat Mang rahe hai ? ?
Mai to Mata Rani se yahi Mannat mang raha hu. . . .
Hey Mata Rani, Mujhe bhi us Motu ki tarah Lift kara dey,
Bangla Motar Car Mujhe nahi chahiye,
Mujhe tu kisi Dil me Shift kara dey ;-( :-(
Miss India Admin bhai ko tu de dey,
Mujhe to kisi Kali Kaluti Bhootani ko he Gift kara dey :-P ;-) :-*
“JAI MATA DI”
Hi..sonnam ji..hw r u..
Wese sonam ji..agar mere pr santa ka asar hua h..to..1 baat to ap ko manni padegi..ki mere jesa sidha sada insan milna mushkil h…jo banda..puri car chura skta tha..vo 1 tyre chura kr khush ho gaya..
ohh…..deepak g is admin k sansar me sidhe sadhe bhakto ka kaise gujara hoga??????????
Dhiraj sweetheart, Ye Dil Teri Di aur Tere Bina Lagta nahi . . Ab Hum kya karey ??
Raat Ke 3 Baje Phone Aaya-Hello Yaha Fatima MehFoozRehti He Kya?
Boy-Abe Sale Raat K 3 Baje Agar Fatima Mere Paas Hoti To Mehfooz Rehti Kyaaa????
santa manager pr chillate hue m yahan nhi rhoonga , mere paise wapas karo, itna chota room, mujhe janwar samjha hai kya?
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manager : abe mere baap room m chal ye lift h…
HaHaHaHaHa…. Santa Bhi Na !
@Dear jay…yeh sach hai ki jo log humse bicchad jaate hain..woh hume yaad aate hain..lekin jinse humara bahut pyaar bhara rishta hua krta tha..unhe bhoolna ya bhoolana itna aasaan nhi..aur woh iss zindagi k kisi bhi padaw pe yaad aa hi jaenge..
lekin hum unhein kewal yaad hi kr sakte hain aur kucch nhi..kyunki milna bichdna to sansaar ka niyam hai..hum unse bichdne aur usse upje gum mein naa jakar..unki khubsurat yaado ko yaad kr hanse khush hoein..aur unhein dil se kanhein..”Beshak hume aapki yeh aadat acchi nhi lagti thi…par tumhari iss aadat k hum deewane the..aur uske liye hum aapse humesha pyaar krte rahenge..aur unn yaado ko dil se chum kr pyaar dein “..isliye jay tum mujhe apne dil se kbhi door nhi rakh sakte…aur mein bhi nhi..isliye kai dher saari tumhari baatein mere pass likhi hui hain..unn baato mein kewal mere liye pyaar hi nhi balki..samman,kimat,parwaah..mere liye duae maujood hain ishwar se…tumhari dosti mein ghule hue pyaar jo tumne pyaar se mere saath baanta tha..usse mein kbhi nhi bhul sakta..kyunki pyaar humara har cheezo pe bhaari pad jata hai..jay bus tumse ek hi tammna hai meri..ki mujhe dil se pyaar dena apne dil mein..kyunki iss dil ki duniya ko bhagwaan aur tumhare siwa koi nhi jaan sakta..jay bus ek aur baat dil ka pyaar sharir k pyaar se jada ghahra hota hai…jay bus mujhe pyaar aise kro..ki judaai baad bhi pyaar km naa ho..tc jay
….love u alwayz n forever
..Good night Dear jay..n frends
Good Night sweetheart n dear all frnds. . .
Kya Nilesh study Ho rahi h ,,,,,Priya ji aap bhi study kar rahi hongi is waqt…..
Admin to sota nahi….kyonki wohi to ullu h ……HaHaHa ….
Jay tum bahut din baad site par aaye….
Wanted tum roz aate Ho …Rashi ji bhi ….but cmts nahi karte….koi baat nahi….but mera GUD nite accept karna zaroor….
Deepak jokes are GUD…..
Himanshu ji tumhari baari h sher ki…..
Sonam ji take care…..
gud nite deleted g……….
GUD mrng admin , Nilesh, sonam, naina,Priya,Rashi,wanted,Pankaj,
Admin aaj joke nahi post kiya….
Tum kis time par joke post karte Ho???
Aaj to mere par joke bna rahe the….hehehe….
Rok do mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aa rahi h
Rok do mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aa rahi h
Aage se thoda left lena, Daru ki dukan aa rahi h
Aye khuda nazro ko kuch aisi khudaai de,
Jidhar dekhu wo hi dikhai de,
Kar aisi meherbani aaj hawa mein
,Main unko pukaru aur bas unhi ko sunai de…..
Gud mrng frnz…
Kya baat h deepak ji …wah…..
Guru GUD rah gya…..chela ..shakarr Ho gya……
tum log diabets ki bimari doge klya??????????
Good morning del ji & all friends :)
gud morning frnds……kya hua admin g kaha he aap?????????
tumhare liye koi pyara sa gift dhundne gaya tha… vo actually setting karte hue kuch dena acha lagta hai ;)
hehe ab ye setting ese hi rahegi ya baat aage bhi badegi :( buhuhuhuh mere sath sari ladkiya setting karti hai aur chali jati hai… buhuhuhuhuhuhuh koi b setting bnaye nahi rakhti.
kya gft liya aapne btaiye……….aur kaise baat badegi ye b btaiye…….
Sonam ji <3 main na jara is kam main kacha hun… aap hi bataye baat aage kaisi badhegi… aur gift to milne pe dunga :o :p surprise gift hai…
admin g,first time setting kar rahi hu,mujh koi experience nhi he…….is site ke users se hi help le lijiye…………
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:O hhehehehhe Meggi ye bata rahi ho ya puch rahi ho ;)
Hello….
Friends!gud evng…