I Am Pregnant

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Santa Ki Girlfriend Ne Usko Bola: “I Am Pregnant

Santa: “Are You Sure That Its Mine?

Ladki Rote Hue: “Yaar Sab Log Aisa Bologe To Kaise Chalega?

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102 Responses to "I Am Pregnant"

  1. Dabang_007 says:

    Hi Divya Darling where… are you….I don't know why but I miss you soooooo much…

  2. Spicychick says:

    Dhiraj i was cnfs btwn I & E so 2 likh diya! n yup, i lov spain, it feels home, bt mei waha jyada din nai rahi, ab tak mein los angeles mei hi thi, so i lov america too, n Alex ab mere ek teady ka v naam hai, aur kuch se i meant if u wantd 2 knw smth more

  3. Nitesh saini says:

    Hi nandni kha chele gye the

  4. Pankaj says:

    gdmrning frnds

  5. imran_snake says:

    admim just two alphabet HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH. ACCHA CHUTKULA HAI

  6. cap says:

    ye sab ki jimeedari hai……….

  7. DHIRAJ says:

    @punit..aap logo ka pyaar he hai jo mein thik hoon ..@ravi, mujhe malum nahi tha tum mere bare mein aisa sochoge..tum mujhe jo bhi bolo but meine aj tak kisi k 7 sex nahi kiya hai i luv to b virgin meri age mein 95cent log sex kar chuke hotein hai..dont call me ga*** ok i hate dis word..say sorry 2 me if nt i will never cmnt on u ok..mein bhale hi cmnt kucch bhi kiya hoon but mein aisa nahi hoon..admin ki boys k prati buri feelings ho sakti hai meri nahi..i lov boys nd respect dem..tum chahte ho na mein marr jaoon so i m going to die..its not right to hurt sombudy like dis.::(:::ravi plz nvr cmnt on me like dis..by d way mujhe marne se dar nahi lagta..u hurt me a lot..take care.

    • ravi says:

      hey dhiraj sorry buddy mujhe nhi malum tha tu itna najuk dil insan hai kisne kha teri age me log sex kar lete hai dost agr tune abhi tak sex nhi kia to isme bhagwan tere liye kuch acha hi soch rhe honge aur sex age ke hisaab se nhi hota ab mujhe dekh na he he….kidding mene bhi kafi late sex kia but mere saath k ladke karte the lekin mujhe kabhi guilty nhi hua aur hum to insan hai jo bol k feelings share kar lete hai ……ab humare padosi ka kutta hai bechara mujhe lagta hai randua hi marega he he….abey dhakaan life is beautiful gift of god isme jo kuch hota hai use enjoy karo acha ya bura future me kya hog even agle pal me kya hoga ye koi ma ka laal nhi bata sakta ho sakta hai tujhe kal hi sex karne ko mil jaye dont mind budy…cheer up

  8. DHIRAJ says:

    @rashii m 59,@alex m 59,@rosy m 59,@ravi..u hurt me a lot really…but 4get what happend..plz add some more gud character in u..never use dat wrd again…nd m not a weak guy..jo marne k bare mein sochunga ok..galtiya nikalo but admin ko bhi dimag mein rakho..@ravi, hi! aap kaise hain??..ab toh khush hain na..u r hot sexy mindy bt add som character..dont hurt me again ok…takecare…u noty noty hoty boy..enjoy bye..sale gandu marr..lol..bura mat manna frndship mein chalta hai sale:).;).

  9. DHIRAJ says:

    @ravi, maine tumhara yeh cmnt abhi pada…agar koi ladki mujhe kooch bhi kahe hurt nahi hota but ek koi ladka jise mein frnd samajhta hoon to mujhe hurt hota hai..buds mujhe nahi pata sex ka maja kya hota hai but..yeh jaankar khushi hui ki tumne sex ka maja le liya…fikr mat karo mera bhi no kabhi aega…but kutte kabhi unmarried nahi hotein…aisa mat bolo ki m weak kya tumme feelings nahi hai..kisi ki gf ya bf ko koi hurt kare to bura feel nahi hoga…but 2m mere bare galat rai mat rakho..sex mile ya na mile but loveable frnd jaroor hone chahiye..buds 2m itne acche blessing mat diya karo..i love life not death..

  10. DHIRAJ says:

    @ravi, sorry 4 gandi gali dene k liye…btw i hate galis..agar agli baar admin se naaraj hue to mujhe gali de dena kuch nahi kahoonga;)..tc..mujhe gali do ,mujhe gali do,plz ravi punit baki sabhi ladko gali do..mujhe khushi hogi..:)…do gandi galiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  11. vinat says:

    any girl like this above joke

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