I’m Sexually Harassed

Views: 27,063 - Posted on 30 May 2012

Girl: “I’m Sexually Harassed

Boss: “How ?

Girl: “This Man Everyday Comes And Say Your Hair Smells Nice

Boss: “Whats The Problem In That?

Girl: “He Is Only 3 Feet Tall

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58 Responses to "I’m Sexually Harassed"

  1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    hehehehe…
    Gud joke.
    Hii… Frndz, hw r u all…???

  2. deepak says:

    hahahaha…bht mst joke h…

    • Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      dipak bro hum piche wo joke ke timing ki bat kar rhe the. Koi garbad nhi hai.
      Hahahahaha.

  3. Anuj says:

    hmm joke to mast hai but mere liye purana hai :p

    • Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      purani chije hi jyada mza deti hai bhai…
      Exa- old joke etc…

      • Himanshu.the.DON says:

        Nilesh bro hame to taaji aur fresh cheeje hi pasand ha. Na muje dheeli aur purani chut pasand ha na hi gaand hehe

  4. deleted says:

    Nilesh how are you ??

  5. varsha says:

    hii everyone…gud evening…kaise h aap sab??

  6. Dhiraj* says:

    lanuj k liye kaafi purana hai.jab usko uski teacher yeh joke class mein sunati thi…:))..reply nhi dene aata hai..hmm?

  7. Himanshu.the.DON says:

    Joke to mast ha par muje samaj nai aya. Sablog keh raheha mast ha to mast hi hoga.D

  8. Dhiraj* says:

    ohh! so nice!!..thanx ki reply dia tumne…anuj..u can..aur babaji ka aashirwaad tumhe aaj prapt hua..ha!! ha!!…by da way woh 6feet to aur bhi kai hair smell kia hoga..par unn ladkio ko woh dikha nhi hoga..party vagairah vagairah mein..miss ka misuse hmm!!

  9. Juhi says:

    Hi friends.meri ek complant h ye sare jokes ladkio se he related ku hote h gadhe ghodo ya boys se related ku nahi

    • Admin says:

      tum hamara comparion gadho godo se kar rahi ho buhuhuhuh

      • Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        alian se related joke kyo nhi..
        Hehehe…

      • ãØK Gupta says:

        Admin aap ladkiyon pe joke bna k bahut nek kaam kar rhe ho. Dekha aapne hamari comparison kisse ki. Go ahead my bro.

      • Admin says:

        alok chinta na kar bhai ab is bat se mere ko aur gussa aya hai aur main hehehehe ab sare jokes ladkiyo pe hi banaunga

        jab tak koi ladki aake mujhe pyar se gale laga ke ye nahi kahti.. ki bas kar janu bahut ho gaya :p

      • Juhi says:

        Mene boys ke bare me kaha tha admin ji apke bare me nahe to aapko ku bura laga aap boy h kya….? Btaiey btaiey.

      • Admin says:

        Juhi ji kon bola main boy hun… main to pure ladki hun 36-24-36 wali ;)

        bas umeed karti hu aap lesbian ho… maja aa jayega

    • zeeshan says:

      bcoz only grl can face ths typ of prob,
      kbhi kisi ldke ko kutti ko lyn maarte dekha hai…..????

    • Lalitmangla says:

      Juhi tum kis shahar se ho pls jawab jarur dena

  10. ãØK Gupta says:

    Ladki ko aur tensn ho gai.

  11. zeeshan says:

    ldki puri chuuu thi… baal kaat ke aa jati….o_O
    faaltu ki hoshiyaari

  12. Jay ♥ says:

    Dhiraj & mere sabhi Lovely frnds…….

    Good Evening n have nice night :p

    Ye Shayri kisi khash ke liye hai……
    Jo padhkar khud samajh jaayega ;)

    Aaj Kal Shayri Likhne Ke Siwa Kuch Kaam Nahi Hai
    Issi Liye Mere Hatho Ko Zaraa Sa v Aaraam Nahi Hai.

    Mere Dard Bhari Shayri Se Bhar Gayi Meri Diary
    Rehne Do, Tum Par Koyi Bhi Ilzaam Nahi Hai.

    Bhoule Se Bhi Jo Toumko Yaad Na Kiya Meine
    Aissa Koyi Din, Raat, Subhah, Shaam Nahi Hai.

    Inbox Ko Ek Hazaar Ek Baar Khola hai Aaz Din Ko
    Mayoos To Houe Jab Tera Koi Paighaam Nahin Hai.

    Nam Hein Ye Meri Aankhe To Tumhara Kya Jaata Hai
    Zaahir Hai Mere Aanshuwo Ka Koyi Daam Nahin Hai.

    Moujhe Battmeez Kaho, Baddimag Kaho, Acha Lagta Hai
    Weisse Bhi To Mushkil, Mera Naam Nahin Hai……

  13. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  14. Prity saxena says:

    Meri samjh mai nahi aaya babaji or other define it plz

    • deleted says:

      Prity saxena ji ….zra sochiye zameen se 3 feet par ladki k kon se baal hote h Jo gud smell kar rahe honge……aaya joke samajh mein…

  15. Dhiraj* says:

    @Jay…..mere liye tumne jo bhi likha..meine usse feel kia…aur yehi batana chahunga…jo sacchai hai..ki tum iss duniya mein kisi k bhi ho jao..par iss duniya se mujhe apne dil mein chhipa kr jarur rakhoge,yaad kroge,..aur kbhi meri yaad mein pyaar mein tumhare..aur beshak mere bhi aansoo niklenge…yehi sacchai hai..naa isse jada kucch hai naa isse km jay…jay tumne jo mere likha mein usse padhkar yun hi nhi aage bhad jaata..usse mein bade pyaar se apni diary mein likh leta hoon..aur kbhi akelepan mein..usse padh tumhein yaad kr leta hoon…hum kab tak mil paenge ya nhi iska mujhe pata nhi..par humare dil aapas mein ek dusre se baat jarur kr lia krenge..jab tak hum iss duniya mein jinda rahenge…mein tumse dher saari baate jarur na krta hoon..lekin ek pyaar hai jo tumhari talaash mein..tumhari aur aane ya milne ki koshish krta hai..isliye jay..hum aisa pyaar krein ki woh hume jeevan bhar muskuraht de..isliye jay..tumhein mein apne saath humesha rakhunga…mein bhagwaan se chahta hoon ki mere dil mein tumhare liye aur pyaar bhadhe..jisse hum apni dosti ki kimat ko anmol bana sake..tc jay!!..good evening!!
    @admin,..kabhi bhi kisi ladki k liye..bhubhubhubhubhu mat krna!!..agar krna to dil se mat krna..kyunki har ladki sati saawitri nhi hoti!!..i dont know but its approxx true..accordind 2 my point of view!!
    ……………………GOOD EVENING…………………….

  16. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    gud n9t dear all frndz**
    tc…

  17. Piyush maurya- {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    dosto ab hum apne real name se cmnt karenge..

  18. Juhi says:

    Nilesh ji apne btaya nhe aap kaunse planet se h me aap jaise nonvegitaian pe joke bnana chahti hu.

  19. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Nyc joke

  20. ãØK Gupta says:

    Admin bhai english jokes ko hindi me bhi likh diya kro. Bechari girls tadap jaati hain samaz na aane par.

  21. deleted says:

    Gud morning …nilesh urf piyush maurya
    Ye naam tumne priya k kahne par to nahi rakha????

  22. deleted says:

    Priya ji kaise h aap……??

  23. deleted says:

    Gairon ko kya padi hai ki ruswa kre mujhe..,
    In saazishon me haath kisi apne ka hai…

  24. deleted says:

    pee gaya katara katara arma-e-lahu-e-dil may-e-surkh paimano me mila kar jab bhi dekha zamane ne mujhe mast-e-rinda ki tarah may khane se aate jaate dekha…

    • Wanted says:

      Smjh me nhi aaya :-(

      • deepak says:

        wel-come bro….

        Dil k armanon sharab k peimano me mila kr hum ne pee liya..
        Duniya ne hume jb b dekha, beparwah or mst moula insan ki tarah..sharab ghr se ate jaate dekha…

        Shayad yahi mtlb h..is sher ka..or..Del. Bro. Behtar bata skte h..

      • Wanted says:

        Sukriya :-) waise aapki shayri v kafi khubsurat hoti hai

  25. deleted says:

    Wajood sheeshay ka ho to pathron se mohabbat nahi karte,

    Ehsaas-e- chahat na mili to wajood bikhar jaya karte hain.

  26. deepak says:

    SAPNO ki duniya AZEEB hoti H
    JUTHI hi sahi par hr KHUSHI nasib hoti H
    BESHAK aate H
    SAPNE kuch pl k liye Par in palo me JANNAT kitni KARIB hoti H….

    Gud mrng frnds..

  27. Wanted says:

    Kamal hai.. Ab tk meri id automatic approovle me hai.. Hmmm nice

  28. Dhiraj* says:

    kaash humne bhi kbi sapne dekhe hote pyaar k school life mein..
    kaash humne bhi sapne dekhe hote pyaar k school life mein..
    lekin hume kya pata tha hume bhi koi mil paega..
    har aur ladki k liye chaht ne paaw pasare the,,
    kbi iss dil ko..unn beparwah aashiqo ne kbhi dundha hota..
    kbhi iss dil ko bhi duniya walo ne pehchana hota..iski qadar ki hoti,
    to mein bhi khule aasmaan mein jeene ka..luft utha raha hota..

    …….DEDICATED TO DUNIYA WALO………….
    …….good morning………….

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