In Cheezo Ke Piche Kabhi Mat Baago
Views: 17,563 - Posted on 07 Jun 2012
Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai:
Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche,
Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka,
Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki,
Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.
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Fit hai boss nahi bhagne nahi chadhne ka pahle amesty banbane ladki pe chadne ke liye pahle use bibi banane ka bole to shadi
hehehehehe……….. Sabhi bola Munna Bhai ne :p
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Delete Karne Se Pehle.
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GUESS WHY ?????
75 years old man got married with a girl of 15 years old. At marriage night they both r crying.
…….Guess why ?
bcoz Ladki ko kuch aata tha & tu sab kuch bhool chuka tha :p
hehehe….. Abe tujhe kaise pata ??????? Kahi wo ladki tu he to nahi thha :p
abe ye sare jokes idhar hi pulish hai…. already
hehe sahi bole Admin iss Lodu Jay ko kuch nhi malum :p
Lyf me 3 chizhon k picchu nh bhagne ka…
Bus, train or chokri..
Sidha chad jane ka…
Ghanta..chad janeka..!!!
Sala ye munna bhai… mamu ka mamu ich rahenga.,
sala khud b laafaa kayega., or..apn sb ko b khilayega..laafaa,..
Hehehe…gud joke,.bro.
@Deepak, kya tapori mumbaiya bolte ho tum..hansi aa gyi tumhare cmnt ko padhkar!!…mujhe to tumhari shayari kya khti hai bus yeh samajh mein aa jaa naa chahiye..
tum kisi ko bhi hasane ka talent rakhte ho!!..god ne tumhe jarur fursat mein banaya hoga..u r ummmmmazzzing!!…tumhare jaise sabhi kyun nhi ho jate ladke..mujhe chhodkr..kyunki ldki k peeche mein nhi bhagta..woh to mujhe dekh kr bhagti hain..:)..tumhare cmnt ka flavor mujhe jada pasand aata hai..APKI SHAAM KHUSHNUMA HO!!
Hasna aur Hasana Koshish hai Meri,
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Har koi Khush rahe ye Chahat hai Meri,
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Bhale hi Koi Mujhe Yaad kare, na kare,
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Hr Apne ko Yaad karna Aadat hai Meri !
Teacher: “LOVE” kya hai ?
Pappu: Sir
“L” ko pakadkar
“O” ko Daba k
“V” me Ghusha k jab
“E” ki Awaz Aaye toh.
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. Usay “LOVE” kahtey hai :p :D :o :O
SARDAR : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
PATHAN : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
:-D
Hm to lut gye agaz-e-ishq me hi,
or log khte hai…
Mohabbat ka anjaam bura hota hai
great wanted bro ….
Kyo hota hai ye aitbaar ki dahleez par aksar…..
K Jo bahut apne hote hai wo apne nahi rahte..
Nice1
Good joke
Ek call grl ka sher: aye the meri kabar par diya bujakar
chal dye,
Diye me jitna tel tha l****d par laga kar chal dye
Gud joke jay
Ek larki apni bhahan k sath milkar apne bf ko parkhne
ka man banti hai. Vo use phone krke apne gar me bulti
hai. Jab larka us larki k gar pahuchta hai to larki bhahan
akeli gar me milti hai aur bolti hai : aap andar a jao
didi ane wali hai. Larka dekhta hai k uski gf ki bhahan
bahut sexy hai. Kuch der bate karne k bad gf ki sis kehti hai
k didi ko abi time lagega . Mene kisi bi lrke k sath sex nahi
kiya kya tum mere sath sex karoge.me nanvi ho kar badroom
me leti hu tum a jao. Gf ki sis ye kahkar badroom me chali
jati hai. Larka kuch der sochta hai aur uthkar bahar ki taraf chall
deta hai. jab vo darwaje ko kholta hai to bahar uski gf
khadi hoti hai jo usko gale se laga leti hai aur kahati hai k tum
pass ho gaye mera ko pata tha tum mejhe bahut pyar karte ho
is k bad larka chala jata aur apne dost ko sari bat bata hai. Dost
yaar tu to baal bach gaya. Larka: ha yaar sach me me bach
gaya aur is se el baat bi sakhi. Dost: kon si? Larka: ye k apne
sare comdom apni car me hi rkho.
Ek hathni sikri ke jaal me fash jati hai aur help k lye chalane
lag jati hai. Kujh chuhe uski pukar sunkar uske pass a jate
hai. Hathni: “Mera jaal kat do me tumari ek ichha puri kar
dugi. Chuhe usko azaad kar dete hai. Fir kahte hai tumra
jisam bahat bara hai hum is par khelana chahate hai. Hathni
man jati hai. Chuhe khelne lag jate hai labi ek chuhe ka nakhun
hathni ki eye me lag jata hai. Hathni ne chila uthi. Tabi ek
chuha baga baga aya aue hathni k kan me bola: “Agar jyda
darad ho rha hai to thora dire se kar leta hu.
nic joke
:o
Best Message evr :-
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Love Is a Very Expensive Gift.
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So Don’t Expect it From Everybody,
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BcOz all are Not Rich by Heart….
Phle btana tha n, maine to de diya kisi hard dil wali ko :-( :-(
bro, ap ne jise b apna dil diya hoga..vo bht khush naseeb hogi…ye baat muje pata h,….
&
main to bs yahi dua krunga…ki…ap ki kismat….us se
bhi jyada acchi ho…
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Mere frnd ne 1 msg muje send kiya tha..shayad vo kuch behtar ho…mere in alfazon se..
Jab koi itna khaas ban jaye,
uske baare me hi sochna ehsas ban jaye.
To maang lena khuda se use zindagi k liye,
isse pehle ki wo kisi aur ki saans ban jaye…
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@OVE*/\S/\
—-|great|
—-|power|
—–\GOD/
L..O…V…E!!
“Hum yaad rahe to thik warna bhula dena,
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huee khata humse to saza dena,
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waise hum kore-kagaz ki tarah hai,
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A DOST
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Likha jaye to thik warna jala dena…”
good deepak
Thnx bro,
What is Wife
Wife Mandir K Prasad K Jaisi Hoti He
Jis Me Chahte Hue Bi Koi Nuks Nahi
Nikal Sakte
Shradha or Majburi K Saath
Chupchap Swikar Karna Padta hai….
Bro, really mene aj tk..wife k liye is se behtar cmnt nh suna…grt..grt..grt..
chahe joke kaho ya sacchai…but..hr insan apni lye me km se km 1 br ye baat jarur sochta hoga..
Nice one
.*****GOOD NIGHT*****
**~{(Dear Deepak)}]~**
**~{(****Jay****)}]~**
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@Deepak,..mujhe tumhare likhe naturaly kafi dil se acche lagte hain..tumhare cmnts mein jaado hai dear..mujhe lagta hai puri duniya mein..tumhare alawa tumhari tarah aur koi aise cmnt nhi kr sakta..jo mujhe naturally pasand aa jae..aaj meine tumhare do cmnts forever k liye note kr liye..kya krun tum aise ho mujhse raha nhi jata isliye tumhe:)..bhagwaan mujhe tum jaise dost se milwaya..mein unko thanks khta hoon..jay ko bhagwaan ne mujhse pehle milwaya tha..kyunki uss samay woh waqt ki jarurat thi..but mere sapno k ultimate friend bhagwaan ne kisko decide kr rakha hai i dont know..but..agle janm mein jay aur tumhari dosti k liye dil se bhagwaan se prayer krunga..ladki hua to tumhein apna boyfriend aur jay ko waiting mein daal dunga..hahahahahaha!!..jst joking dear..!!sach bhi ho jae to koi problem nhi:)…mujhe to bus ek hi ladka chaiye mil jae to thik naa bhi mile..to bhi chaht usi ki rahegi!!anywaz Dear great good lovely lucky dreams..tccccccccccc!!
@jay,..ab tumhe bhi bolna padega..hahahahaha!!
………god is great..jo humara kitna khyal rakhta hai……..
…freindzz gudnight aap sabhi logo ko……
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OM NAMAH: SHIVAY
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OM NAMAH: SHIVAY
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OM NAMAH: SHIVAY
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..GOOD NIGHT..
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gud mrng to all users and visitors……
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hum thik hain deepak ji
Wanted ji kya kaha hard dil wali??????
Aj ka din khas hain humare liye, sbko HAPPY FRIDAY
Bye
hey….how are you?