Insaaf ke Liye Jaye To Jaye Kidhar
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Ek Ladki Rote Hue Police Station Pahunchi Aur Inspector Se Boli
Ladki: “Inspector Sahab Ek Aadmi Ne Mera Rape Kar Diya Hai”
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Ladki: “Rokti Kaise Mere Hatho Mein Mehendi Jo Lagi Hui Thi”
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gud mrng dear friends…hw r u all??
I m ok. Plz aa jao aapki bahut jarurat hai .
Alok ji, roz subah uth kr 3 baar bhuke pet, 3 baar khana khane k bd or 3 baar raat ko sone se pahle..Varsha ji ka nam lo…shayad kuch fark pade or ap ki baat maan li jaye.. :P:P:P:P
kuchh nai hoga deepak..ulte apne alok ji ya to kuposhan ke shikar ho jayenge ya motu seth.
alok ji…ap mjhe kaha ane ko keh rhe h??
dosto aap log samze nhi. Me sky se girne wali drops k baare me kah rha hun. @ Varsha me jldi hi invite krunga apko.
hiiiiii….good morning ji
average joke
yeh avrage nahi yeh faltu joke hai…. dear
Policewala v ladki k sath rape krna chahta hai.
rape tha hi kaha yaar wo.. ladkiya apna makeup bigdne nai de sakti..chahe kuch bi ho jaaye.
sahi kaha girls agr TRUE LOVE krti hain to make up aur paise se.
mazaa nahi aaya
kaahe?
hehehe Deleted maja nahi aya to fir G mein inspector ka danda lele :p us se bhi dil na bhare to kisi gadhe se marwa le
kitni baar kaha h ki mein tere wake shoq nahi rakhta……doobara mat bolna….
heheheh mere wale shonk means main to danda deta hun.. chal acha hua tune kabool kiya ki tu fir danta leta hai ;) hehehehehe
Deleted bro Admin ko mentos chewing gum de do.
Is site pe pahle ek ladki aati thi DEEPTI TIWARI .muze uske cmnt bahut achhe lagte the bt tb me cmnt nhi karta tha.
kisi ladke ka cmt aap ko achaa lagta hak?
gud ques bro. Mr. Deleted , Deepak , Nitesh , Bachelor , Nilesh nd u also Prince is site ki jaan hain. Me ap sbko 2 mch like karta hun. Aur site ki ek ldki v meri favryt hai wo hai. . . . . . . .
Alok bro., Navya ji ko joke smj me nh aya…
sory Jay bro apka name likhna bhul gya . Dont mind dear.
ab ADMIN BRO ke bare me mt puchhna . Kyoki mere pas words nhi hain explain krne k liye. Bs itna hi kahna chahunga k hm sb ADMIN k karan frnds bn sake. THANX DEAR BRO ADMIN
hmm Alok :p
Deepak bro Navya ko joke to samaz aa gya hai bt wo bahut bholi ladki hai faltu tensn leti hai. Uske ideas bahut achhe hain isliye me Navya ko like krta hun. Kuchh jyada hi. . .
Gud joke..
…. next.. genration joke..
admin yaar teri site ka budapa aa gya lgta….
aane de, par dekhna fir bhi tum idhar hi batkoge.
hehe…..kamina inspector & stupid girl…!!!
Guess The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration.
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GIRLS FACE …. :-P
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stupid ladki nai inspector tha.. ladki offer leke aayi thi..inspector uske mehandi lagane tak wait karna chah raha tha.
hmm :D :D
ldki ne socha rape me kya burai hai . Maza to aa rha hai na. . . . .
aj dhiraj so ke nai uthe tum kya?
good morning baby.
“TuM YaaD ZaRRa NaHi AaTeY Ho”
“Lo aaj ke DiN Ka mera PeHLa JHooT SuNu”
joke smj nai aya inspector mehndi k lie kyu pucha use to inqury krni thi ldki ful dufer thi coz wo apna makup firse kr skti thi but jo chla gya uski makup ki wajah se wo kbi nai mil skta use
Navya dear aap apni jagah bilkul sahi ho bt ye joke hai isliye tensn mat lo yaar.
direjji apne muje bachi kaha asa nai h me badi hu mera 12th complte ho gya after 4th year muje degre milegi or kuch month k baad hmra voting list me nam b aa jayga to hu na me badi kl mere 17year cmplte ho jaynge means 18 me enter krungi
Navya dhiraj k chakkar me tensn mt lo . I m vid u dear.
Good joke
Not gud
Admin bhai, Apke vo 10 joke best hai. Mera to hass hass k
bura haal hi gya bt aap 2-3 din se bare hi faltu (gusse mat hona
bhai ji) joke dal rahe ho hassi nahi aati. Mujhe to lagta hai
k aap shoch rhe hai k apke user ne bshut hass lya ab unko
ase joke se rulate hai. Kyu mene sach kahana.
nop, actually main ek nayi site mein busy hun and naye joke dalne mein time lagtahai so jo factory mein pahle se kuch ready jokes pade the vo mene dal diye :’( kuch din sabar karo fir se achhe aane lagenge jokes
Admin bro. Ap pr 1 joke tayar kr raha hu,..apko jarur psnd ayega.,
deepak.. kab tak ready ho jayega tumhara joke?
Good afternoon all!!! “You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody
watching,
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
And live like it’s heaven on earth.”
so nice!! kaash mein aisa kr sakun!!
class.one…
Why did I break up with her? Well ,it’s
like, once I sat down and looked at the
situation, all the pieces lying on the floor,
it just wasn’t a puzzle anymore. None of
the pieces fit together. And even if I tried
really hard, the pieces, well they were two
different puzzles. That’s why I did it, she
needs to understand that.!!!!!!!!!:(
ldki chalu thi wo inspector ko invite krne aayi thi.
admin mast photo wali site ki advertisement iss site par kyon nahi karta…mastjokes.com and shers.com ki tarah..
Dear Lullited, abhi jara uski main testing kar raha hun, performance tweek karne hai and sath ki sath NVJ ka mobile version b bana raha hun that y i m bit slow.. par shanti rakh kuch dino mein dobara se mast manoranjan karne aaunga ;)
@jay,..apna khyal rakhna!!
@Deleted,..tumne bilkul sahi kaha friendship ko percentage se naapa nhi jaa sakta…lekin woh comnts friendship pe based nhi tha..woh unki traits n khubiyo pe based tha…
@Deepak,,tumne mere liye itna kucch kh diya ki agli baar mere liye tum chup hi rah jaoge:)
@admin,..tumhe itna jaldi acche parcent nhi milne wale:)..mujhe accha laga jo tumne mujhe percent diye..
@Priya,..ab tum jano hmm??? O:O::)
@navya,..mere liye tum bacchi rahogi..lekin jo tumse chhote hai unki tum didi ho!!
@Prince,..actually..GOOD night good evening khna accha lagta hai mujhe..:)..i love night!!
@heartbeat,…dear..10/10 tumne jo mujhe diya woh tumhara pyaar tha..yea meri yaddast acchi bhi hai..par jada nhi..:)
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…………………………GOOD 1:54PM FRIENDS!!…………………………………….
:o okk!!!ajeeb rating thi :P
@Sweetheart, Ye Jo humari Dosti/Pyar Ka Hai “Silsalla”,
Rab Kare Ye Janmoo-Janam tak chalta Rahe,
Ye “Chiraag” Jala Hai To Jalata Rahe,
Ye Phool Khila Hai To Khila Rahe,
Tujhe Naseeb Hon Muskurahtein,
Tu Jahan bhi Rahe Sukhi Rahe,
Tere 7 Meri Duwa Hamesha Rahe,
Tu Duwa Karey To Qabool Ho,
Jo”Wafa”Karey Wo Sab tujhe Wasool Ho,
Koi Ghum Na Terey Qareeb Ho,
Tera Jeevan Khushi Se Bhara Rahe,
Tu Jahaa Chale Tere Saath sab Saba Chale,
Tu Jahaa Ruke Waha Bahaar Ho,
Teri Jis Tarf Bhi Uthe Nazar,
Wahaa Mousam-e-Gul Khila Rahe.
Rab humariy ye duwa kabool kar lena..
thanx jay…tumne itni acchi lines likhi mere liye..tc!!dear!!isse apni diary mein note krunga!!
@jay,…itni duaen plzz mujhe mat do…aage k liye bhi thodi bahut bachani hogi..!!
Aj mai ap ko..apne sameer bhai ki dariya dili ka saccha kissa suna raha hu.. Jo khud sameer bhai ne muje sunaya..n..tb muje pata chala ki unka dil kitna bada h…
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Doson ap sb ko pata hi h..ki Nilesh ji, Alok ji or apne sameer ji kitne gahre dost h…
3no 1 br delhi me mil gaye..to prgrm bana ki nariyal paani piya jaye…
to 3no ne 1 nariyal wale k yaha ja kr sirf 1 nariyal kharida or us 1 nariyal me 3 naliya fasa kr 3no 1 st nariyal paani pine lage..
I hope ki apko seen smj me a gaya hoga…1 nariyal me 3 naliya or 3 bande…us nariyal ka paani peete hue…
Ab un ko dekh kr kahi se 2 bhikari un k paas a gaye or apni acting chalu krdi.-.bhagwan k nam pr kuch de do hum 2 din se bhuke h…
Nilesh bhai bole -chal hat bhag yaha se..
Ye sun kr bhikariyo ne apni prformns me thoda or sudhar kiya or roni surat bna kr ajeeb si aawaz nikal kr un se bhikh mangne lage- Kuch to dedo baabu ji 2din se kuch nh khaya..
Is baar hamare Sameer bhai se nh raha gaya unka dil pighal gaya or vo pahli br bole – Tum dono nariyal pani pioge..?
2no bhikhari khush hokr bole – Han ji jarur piyenge..
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Tb Sameer bhai bole – ”TO FIR JAAO.. 2 NALIYA OR LE AAO…”.. :P:P.
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Wese 1 baat mai dil se kahna chahunga ki..Sameer bro. Sach me 1 dariyadil insan h…
dosto ap or hum shayad kuch paise kharch kr k ya 2 mithi baaten kr k kiski kuch pal ki khushi dete honge…
but..us bande k liye kya kaha jaye ..jo apni lyf ka 1, 1 din hm sb ko hasane or khush rakhne k liye kharch kr raha h..
or badle me hum se kuch nh chahta hamari hasi or 1 pyare se cmnt k siva….
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Thnx bro…hum ko hamari hasi yaad dilane k liye..
Deepak bro. thanks……. Aapne jo apne Sameer bhai ke dariyadili ko hum dosto k samne rakha.
Waise Apna Sameer bhai jab Akele hotey hai to 2 Naariyalo ka paani ek he Nali (pipe) se pitey hai 8==== :p ;)
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Jay bro. 2 din se kaha gayab the..?
Jay bro aur 2naliyon me se ek nali nonveg hoti ha matlb ek nali ‘L’ se bani hoti ha.:-D:-D:-P
hmmmmmmmmmmm
ryt bro . Baba ki jitni v praise ki jaaye km hi rahegi.
tumne ye nahi btaya ki un dono ko bhikhari bnane mein bhi apne sameer ka hi hath tha……..isliye usne unhe 2 nariyal pilaye………….
buhuhuhuhuh :’( ye galt hai mene unse pucha tha nariyal khaoge. to vo bole haan to mene sara paani peekar khali nariyal unhe diya tha
Mujhe badnam na karo esi baato se :p
pls answer:
i’v a rail ticket. journey date 25 june ki hai. waitng hai 4. 3 teer ac me. confirm ho jayega ticket ya nahi ?
Prince bhai ticket kaha se kaha tak ki hai waise ac class hone ki wajha se chance kam hi lagte hai kyoki train me 3-4 to ac coach hote isliye canclation kam hi hoti hai ab ye to 50-50 wala chance hai
aj nilesh bro kahan hain ?
india me earth per
Navya aap meri kitni help krti ho . Aapne bta diya ki nilesh g earth pe india me paye jate hain. Warna me pta nhi kahan srch karta. Thanx a lot.
apki dipti tiwari mam mili ki nai rit na
Deepti to jarur milti agr hm use srch krte. Na hi uski jarurt hai. Aap btayen aapko kiski jarurat hai.
nitesh bro v gayab ?
alok ji.. mjhe apke invitation ka intezaar rahega.
Good joke….
wht’s up frnds from 17th onwards on one jokes a day why?
Hahaha… gud joke
nitesh aaj tum hi kuch joke suna do……admin wala to mazaa nahi aaya ….
Kyu..? nahi deleted g ye lijye…
Santa & ladki sex kar rahe the.. Achanak ladki ka husband aa gaya.. Ladki ne santa ko cupboard me chhupa diya but uski Ande bahar rah gaye..
Husband: ye kya hai.?
Wife: ye maine nayi bell lagwayi hai.
Husband ne hila kar dekha, koi aawaj nhi aayi, zor se hilaya phir bhi koi aawaj nahi aayi.
Phir usne zor se laat mara to Santa cupboard se bahar rote hue nikla aur bola…
Tiinggtonggg Maa ke laude Tinggtongg….! :P
एक दिन मोरनी बोली मुझे छोड़कर कभी तुम उड़ तो नहीं जाओगे.
मोर: उड़ जाऊ तो तुम पकड़ लेना.
मोरनी बोली ..मै तुम्हे पकड़ सकती हूं पर पा नहीं सकती.
मोर की आँखों में आंसू आ गए . उसने अपने सारे पंख तोड़ दिए ,औरबोला हम हमेशा साथ रहेंगे.
एक दिन जोर से हवा चली.मोर ने सोचा तूफान आने वाला है. तभी मोरबोला: तुम उड़ जाओ मै नहीं उड़ सकता.
मोरनी:-अपना ख्याल रखना… यह कहकर वह उड़ गई .
जब तूफान थमा और मोरनी वापस आई तो उसने देखा की मोर मर चूका था और एक डाली पर लिखा था कि “काश वो इक बार तो कहती की मैं तुम्हेछोड़ के नहीं जा सकती तो शायद मैं तूफान आने से पहले नहीं मरता.”
very touching lines…
Dur Gaon Me 1 Basti Thi…
Jahan RANDIYAN SASTI Thi..
Unki GAAND Me Itni MASTI Thi…
Jitna DAALO Utna HASTI Thi…
Tum Bhi Bahut HASTE Ho…
Usi Gaon Ke Lagte Ho..? :P
bahut khub…..bahut hansi aaye….joke padd k and teri kavita bhi….itna mein bahut kam hansta hun…..hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha
Boy proposed to girl……. Tu sirf haa bol me duniya ki maa chod dunga…….
Girl: sachi me……….
Boy: aur tu na bol to teri bhi maa chod dunga….=D =))
Nipples – Bite of Sex
Boobs – Shape of Sex
Penis – Length of Sex
Pussy – Depth of Sex
Ass – Back door of Sex
Nudity – Invitation of Sex
Fuck – Experience of Sex
Suck – Taste of Sex
Masturbation – Substitute of Sex
Condom – Safety of Sex
Sperm – Cream of Sex
Ejaculation – End of Sex
Prostitute – Machine of Sex
Marriage – License of Sex
Periods – Rest of Sex
Pregnancy – Proof of Sex
Child – Result of Sex :p =))
nitesh ji,nice definitions…
great…bahi tumne to line hi lga di…..
1 Sachhi Baat:
Jodiya to Humari Swarg Me Hi Ban Jati Hai….
Dharti Par to Sirf Chudwaane ke liye Aate Hai….;) =D =))=D =))
Dil tadapta raha aur wo jane lage…
Sang guzre har lamhe yaad aane lage…
Khamosh nazro se
Dekha jo usne mud kar…
To bhingi palko se hum b muskurane lage…
Humko hilata hua chhod ke woh kisi aur se chudane lage…
Humne dard me sirf aansu bahaya woh apni maa chudane lage.. :P
jab ulajhti hy to phir or ulajh jati hy,
Ye zindagi hy, Teri zulf nhi jo sanwar jaye gi..
deleted ji..apke sher bhut ache hote h.i like them very much.
Aggreed wid u varsha in 100%.
deleted g u r a fantastic SHAAYAR..!
thanks….
Santa- Kal main film dekh Aya, film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha.! :-(
Frnd- Kya naam tha?
Snta-Badi Gaand..
Frnd- Bhosdi ke! vo badi gaand nhi
BODYGUARD hogi..
haha haha …
Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehkne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yahi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D
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Miss: shut up&get out.
Babloo: miss main bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehnana chahiye:D
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Miss: u also get out.
Shamu: miss main bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi bataoge..
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Shamu: Miss doctor ke alaawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out.
GUDU: Miss mein bataon.
Miss: HAAN BATAO…
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GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-)
Students Rock!!
teacher shock :D
too good…
Kya baat hai nitesh tumne to jokes ki line laga di maja aa gaya
Haan bhai wo to hai bt aaplogo ne hi aisa kaha tha…!
Nd deleted g nd varsha thank u vry much..!
1 ehsaas hamare dil main tha 1 ehsaas unke dil main tha humne us ehsaas ko mohbbat ka naam diya or wo use nafrat kahte rahe
ek umar beet chali h tujhay chahtay huwey. . .
aur tu aaj bhi be-khabarh, kal ki tarah . . .
*A swt line aftr a huge fight.
“chal lavde ab 1 cigarette to pila”.
*A swt line 4 a frnd wen scolded 4m teacher.
‘Chhod na yar ye sali chinal pagali hai. Apne piche hi padi rhti hAi’
*A swt line when a group member is absent
‘bhadva kahi chudva raha hoga’
*A swt line when sum of our frnd got dumped.
‘chodna sali randi thi’
*A swt line when we wer blank at x’ams.
‘Sale kitni sheet bharega. Mjhe bhi toh bata.’
*A swt line when The whole grup got punishd.
‘Sab teri wajah se hua Bhosadi ke’.
**And the swtst line wen all seprate..
‘Jaa bhadve gand mara hum toh chote log hai na tum bade log hamse baat thodi karoge.’
kya baat h bhai aaj to tune colege life yaad karwa di….1993 to 2001….
Dhoond Rhi Hai Wo Mujhe Bhool Jane
ka Tareeka,
Sochta Hoon Naraz Hokar Uski Mushkil
Aasaan kar doon
waah kya baat..! bachelor g…!
Awesome1…!
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.
chand alfazo me bayan kar sakun apne haalat-e-dil ko
kaash aisa koi ek lafaz hota mere khamosh labo par
yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they train ruki khidki khuli nazroon se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha ALLAHA KI NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha… Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha… Ejhaar-e-mohabbat kiya tha sms se, jo uski shadi tak pending tha.
Ek bache ne ek budhiya k pass patakha jala kar rakh diya, sab lo chillane lage A Budhya patakha a budhiya patakha.
Budhiya boli !dhatt wo to hum jawani me the.
Admin mere pyare bhai teri site ka kya..? hua..!
Nahi ban raha hai to phr use jane de!
Means tym ke abhaaw me..!
Coz.. dear jo paas hai wahi khaas hai ise hi tu achhe se manage kar naa..!
Main ye kyu..? kah raha hu ye janna hai to phr sun le..
coz mujhe teri daily ke 2 jokes bahot pasand hai nd beech beech nd teri lovely comments…!
So dear its a my plz… come back..! we r wating 4 u..!
Mujhe teri party bhi nahi chahiye..! :P
site to already live hai yaar uspe testing kar raha hun
meine deekhi h teri site……uss ki advertisement kyon nahi kar raha iss site par….mast joke ki tarah
bhonsdi ke Nunnited tu comment nahi padta kya, subha bataya to tha reason ki testing kar raha hun uski and 1 2 din mein final ho jayegi ;)
aur vese bhi sale aaj ke bad usko meri site nahi Hamari ya apni site bolne ka… danda chada dunga tere ander pure ka pura…
Bhai uska link share karna chahoge mujhse abhi…?
Mujhe bhi tumhari nayi site dekhni hai..!
mene kliya to tha share ek do din pahle ek comment mein hmmmm le bhai
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bataiyo jarur kaise lagi :p
Admin site to badiya banayi per iske page itne kam kyon hai
Wife playing with Husband’s Penis.
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Husband in romantic mood asks: Do you want to have Sex?
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Wife in soft voice: Oh naa ji naa, bas 2-3 envelopes
Chipkane hai.
Dosto! Maine abhi abhi ek khabar suna hai keeeeeeee…….
Thailand m ek Bacha Paida hua hai
Pedaish k waqt Uska Wazan
80 kg thha
jo 15 din bad 280 kg ho gya
Subhan’ALLAH
Bacha
Haathi ka tha
Ghor Se Parhnay ka shukria:P
hehehe………..Phansi sey pehly Jailer ny sardar sy pucha:
bata teri Aakhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Sardar:
Mera sar nichey aur tangen Uper kar k phansi dey do…!
gud joke
Pls. help meeeeeeeeeeee………
Main apna dukh kissay sunaun…….
DOSTO
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Mere paas nvg site ki ek Ladki ka number thha.
Wo bhi maine es Bhosadi wale Kutte Kameene Admin ki baton me aa ke delete kar diya.
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Yaar koi to batayega ki………..
Ye Mobile me recycle bin hoti hai kya ?? :p
vo jo number tune delete kiya vo teri BIWI ka tha :p
ab na boliyo ki mene dhindora peeta, shuruat tune ki hai
Sale jab tere se wo ladki nahi pati to maine kya galat kiya ?????
jo tumne aisa kiya number delete karwa diya aur ab khundak v nikaal raha hai jhuthi muthi afwaah faila raha hai .
agar tujhe juthi lagti hai ye afvah to ek bar kasam kha ke bol usi BIWI ki ke tu shadi shuda nahi hai
‘Ek Aurat apne bachey ko DØØDH pilatey huye boli”
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“Pee ley BHOSRI K pee ley.
Poora muhalla in Mammon k liye pagal hai aur tere nakhre he khatm nhi hote”:-’
Agar fursat k lamho mein Hame yaad krte ho to
Hame yaad mt krna,
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Hum tanha jaroor hain magar fizool nahi….
ROMANTIK SHAYRI–
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Tuzse nazar kaise milau dilbar jaanTuzse nazar kaise milau dibar jaani
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Right ankh teri kani (+ ¿ -)
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Left ankh meri kani (- ¿ +)…
bhut khub deepak ji..carry on.
to tu apni right aur uski left se ankh mila le :p
hiii admin..kaise ho aap?? aj kal bhut busy ho kya??
Deepak bhai tumne mujhe yaad kiya thanks, par tumhe bta du meri ankh kani nahi wo to main ankh band kar sabhi ladkiyo ko ek hi nazar se dekhta hu
aaj jay aur Deepak dono ka dimag khiskela lagrellaa hai..haha .yaar mumbai ki mitti mein mein bhi bana hoon but yeh bhasha wanha k marathiyo ki lagti hai….shukra hai mujhe sirf aur sirf hindi pasand hai…but mere bolne ka accent aaj bhi gujrati+marathi combine type ka hai..mumbai born hone ki wajah se….aur meri pasand bhi gujrati aur marathiyo se milti hai…lekin mere parents north indians hain….jinse meri patti hi nhi..hahaha..culture problem…but parents are after all parents!!….pata nhi meri iss baat se kitne log sehmat hai..yaa kisi ne isse exprience kia hai….mere khyal se yeh universal truth hai….!!..mere fb pe jitne bhi mumbai friends hain..woh meri baato ko pasand krte hain aur mein unki….but jay to north indian made hai…uska flavour bilkul dahi aur lassi jaisa hai.. :)…aur Deepak ka flavour orange juice jaisa…jaisa meine socha waisa likh diya…i love orange juice and lassi both..but pehle lassi peete hi ulti kr deta tha..hahaha!!! :) :)) ;)
Kuch Aisi Mohabbat Uske Dil Me Bhar De,
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Yaa Rabba,
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“Ke Woh Jis Ko Bhi Chahe, Woh”MAIN” Ban Jaun “
nice!!
Or vo gali ke kale kutte ko chahe to :p
admin bhai romantik shayri ki watt laga di….. he he he
Bhuhuhuhu…Meri shayri ka kachra kr diya bhai..:(:(:(:(
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Ye hosiyari dikhane ki kya jarurat thi…hmmm..?
Kahi tumhara ye comnt padh kr…vo sach me kisi kutte ko chahne lagi to mera kya hoga..:(:(
Deepak Bhai, tumhe is comment ka jawab ese dena chahiye tha ki . Admin bro chinta na karo vo aapko nahi chahegi. (Samajh aya to thik nahi to puch liyo )
Hmmmm..sahi kaha bro,
But fir ap ka rply hota- ‘Hmmm sahi bola be…jisko gali k kutte pasand ho vo kisi admi ko kyu chahegi..’ :(:(
hehehe dear syane hote ja rahe ho. and vese bhi tujhe mere reply ki wait nahi karni chahiye kyunki ki syane ne kaha hai
Tu karam kar al ki chinta na kar, :p
..mujhe to ladki k friendship request aate hain..mein unhe accept hi nhi krta haha…!!..kyunki ladkio ko acchi tarah janta hoon…!!..only boys allowed no girlss!! except lesbians!!
..aapko sex ka bhoot kab kab swaar hota hai???
1.jab aap kisi khubsurat sexi chudail ko dekhtein hain..
2.admin ki site k joke..maze le kar padhte hain..
3.raat ko sone se pehle
4.biwi jab..khti hai..aaj kucch accha nhi lag raha ji..agar thodi ungli kr k koi gudgudi kr deta to mza aa jata :)
5.net pe kucch ….kucch..jise meine 100percent door hoon siway iss site k..
6.jab koi opposiite sex sexi baate kh dein
7.bilkul bekaar mood ho
8.jada chicken mutton biryani kha liya ho!!
…….sex ka bhoot chupke se sharir mein ghusta hai aur apni pyaas bujhata hai…hahaha!!
……………………………….good night……………………………………..
..chaliyen naa raat kaafi ho gyi hai…kitna kaam krte hain kal boss se chutti maang lijiega..kh dijiyega munne ki tabiyat kafi serius hai…chalo mein baccho ko sula k aati hoon..aap k liye thoda dhoodh lekar aati hoon..hahahahahahahahhah!!!..good night!!
dhiraj did your parents know tht you are non-straight?
sister knows
father knows
brother dont knows and dont care(he is married)..nd m not intrested to let him know!!
abhi bhi woh mere saath hai..but mere ek action se bhi unn logo ko mujh par shk nhi hota ki mein non straight hoon…but ek cheej pe behad control krna hota hai..its my eyes..!!
mother dont knows and dont care..but she enjoys my non straight love!!..unhe lagta hai mera intrest glzz mein hai..kitni mehnat krni padti hai…its not easy prince!!..yeh sab ignorance aur selfish ka natija hai…!!..aur bhi bahut kucch hai share krne k liye jisse i cant share!!..aur iss cheej pe aur aage discuss nhi krna chahta…!!cheeje hurt krti hain..!!..Double life jeena aasan nhi hota!!…but mujhmein nature ne do cheeje provide kr di hain inn uncomfortability se bachne k liye..switching technic.!!..jo bhi ho no challenges no life!!..marne se pehle yeh to kh paenge wah life teri nautanki jhela bhi aur jiya bhi maza bhi aya…bole to jee k gya!!..hey ab mein kbhi iss issue pe discuss nhi krna chahta!!..ab mera yehi armaan hai agar koi ladka mujhe mile woh krodo mein ek hona chahiye…!!..kyunki uske liye ladki ne to utne papd bele nhi honge..pehle mein raaste aate jaate ladko ko dekhta tha..filhaal band hai..iski bhi wajah hai!!..aage bhi koi irada nhi hai..lekin ek ladke ki chaht rakhni jaruri hai…nhi to jeene ka koi matlab nhi!! thats itt!!
hmmm. i can understand dear. nothing to worry. i really dont know…but it tough actually hard.. my best wishesh to you..
bhaiye thoda iss site pr bhi dhyan dele…..
3 sal se de hi rha hun bhai thodi bedhyani b kr lene de
admin ki mast photo ki site bahut mast hai..thode (7)o(7) bhi hain but chalega..usmein ek ladki kafi khubsurat lagi..uss ka dil mujh par aaa gya..hahahah..mera nhi..:)..kya baat hai..aaj raat kaafi hansa ho gya mera…!!..kal miltein hain!!
good night baby….have a wonderfull night.
Abhi to shuruat hai bacha, age age dekh hota hai kya
mastphotos bhi chalegi admin bhai..kuchh bhi ho nvg aur veg ka tadka laga jo hua hai..congrates dear. and thank you for a big new entertainment channel for us.. :-)
Hehe chinta na kar abi mene mastgaand or mast lode b banani hai hehehe
he he he….mastchoot kab tak floor pe aayegi ..?
Admin bro mastlode.com site bna de. Gand marne se chutkara mil jayega. Fir ladkiya laar tapkate hue tere paas aya karengi
buhuhuhu mere pass q aayengi be jinke mast mast honge unke pas jayengi na… mera to bechara sharif sa hai :’(
bachelor dear…
its from ludhiana to varanasi with asr hwh express.ticket maine ek mahine pahle karaya tha tab waiting 8 thi. abhi 4 hai. dekho kya hota hAi.
Prince bhai waha se jujhar walo ki ac bus b jati hai shayed varansi , 2nd option hawra mail, hawra ex ya phir kisan mail me dekh lo agar tumhe sleeper class me tatkal quote se ticket mil jaye to, magar ye ticket 24 june ko hogi iske liye tumhe 8 am se pehle ticket window pe hone chaiye sab ke front me ya phir tatkal ticket ko e-ticket karwao , dono me se jo confirm ho usko rakh lo dusri ko cancel karwa do
hmmmm. 23 tak wait karta hoo confirm hone ka…fir 2nd option.
ek ladka jo mera 3 saal se bahut bada wala dushman raha ho….ab wo mujhse dosti karna chahta hai..main thoda sensetive hoo…pls gus any help?
Fuck him. Samp pe daya na kro to hi achha hai
ha ha ha….badhiya. yahi karta hoo..
woh kyun dosti krna chahta hai??
dosti ki wajah kya ho sakti hai??
uske khi hui har baat ko dhyan se samjho knhi woh dosti k peeche gehri chaal to nhi chal raha!!
agar woh sach mein badal gaya ho to..dosti kro aur piche ki baato ko bhula do!!
sensitvity acchi cheej hoti hai..but isko bhi control krna hota hai!!
dosti ka fayada uthane wale logo se door hi raho to accha hai..chahe koi bhi hoi!!
prince!!tc!!
hmmm dear…..i will….i willl.
Boy- pee Lu tere neele-neele naino ki shabnam
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Pe Lu tere geele-geele hoton se Sargam
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GirL- in Dono k Beech me Naak b Ati h waha se b kuch
kha pee le Bhuke :)
koi b ladki itna romantic song sun ke aisa nahi bol sakti…sirf iske panty of to you..ha ha
Hello friends
hi prity…how are you?
hello hello ji ……….prity ji meine aap ko apni city ka naam btaya tha ….jab apne pucha tha……….uska kya kiya aapne…..
Del bro, dekhna kahi ap ki city me tahlka to nh macha hua h..,pata chale pure sahar k log 1 hi taraf bhaage ja rahe h….
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LAST GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS OF 19 JUN 2012
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ha ha ha…abhi 18 hi hai. by the way good night.
Agr Aap1 ANDHERE ROOM me bnd ho
ROOM me sab jagah BLOOD ho
ROOM ki DIWAARE HIL rahi ho
to DARNA mat ap DUNIA ki sabse SAFE jagah par ho
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“IN MY HEART”
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gud9it Dear.. :-)
deepu tumne to mujhe dra hi diya tha…..
Private scool k bache zoo me – oh !! wow monkey is sleeping don’t disturb..
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Rajsthan Govt. Scool k bache -E dopa wo dekh bondro huto h….bhato phenk bhato….(oye bewkuf vo dekh bandar soya hua h..patthar phenk patthar..)
hehehe….kyu aapni rajasthan govt ne badnaam karo cho ???
kya admin nayi side banayi aur hum sabko bataya tak nahi??
aby dear, kuch din ruko abhi vo proper chalu nahi ki. :p
As ur cmnt 2de is ur b.day so *Happy*Birthday*Navya.*
Many many happy returns of the day.
Chalo ab choklate khilao.
Admin bhai teri ye nayi site bhi bahot achhi hai..!
Startng aisi hai to aage pta naa kya..? hoga..!
All d vry bst..!
ryt bro….
admin bro nayi site faad hai…..
wyt awl my wishes to u……
gud mrng….! 2 all users…!
Nd alok g kal main aapki baat ka jawab naa de paaya i’m so sry… maine puri comments abhi padhi hai..!
Kal thoda bahot busy tha thatswhy nahi aa paaya tym pe joke padhne nd comments karne..!
ist ok dear nd gud morn.
gud mrng ……..
happy birthday navya ……
HAPPY BIRTH DAY NAVYA JI…
Goodmorning dosto .h r u?
Hum bhi bolenge happy birthday to you. Tumhe or kya do mai wish ke shivae tumko hamri umar lag jae. H.b.d.navya dear
hi prity wese aap wish k alawa v kuchh aur de sakti hain ek pyari si p***y. Guess ?
saale admin roz roz joke late karta h and 1 hi joke aata h…use bhi late……..saale aashqui k chakar mein fas gya kya…..jo time nahi mil raha….and Shivani ji ko kyon hataa diya site se????
Lullited, tere ko hazar bar bola hai ese sawal mail mein pucha kar :p
2nd mene pahle notice diya to tha ki ane wale din mein jokes delay ho sakte hai :’(
ye shivani kon hai
Alokji i m not guessing tell me what.agar ho saka to navya ko tumhara btaya gift jarur dungi
p***y to kuchh v skta hai as panty
puppy etc bt yahan pr party hai . Lekin aaj Navya hain kahan ?
yaar Deepak kl aapne delhi n sameer bawa wali story me mera name likha . Muze achha lga k kahani me muze yaad kia. Wese kahani gud thi.
Thnx Alok bro,
but next tym plz..1 nariyal me 1 hi nali dalna.. :P:P
Happy birthday navya
Alok ji puppy mai de nai sakti kyo ki mai samlangik nahi hu party dena bhi mushkil h aur panty k bare m navya s poocha to usane kaha alok k adress p bhej do pahan kar bahut handsom lagenge ab aap batae kya karna hai
Muze Panty dene ki kya jarurt hai meri gf se v mera brek up ho gya. Nai ldki koi pt nhi rhi . Koshish bahut kr rhe hain bt koi haath nhi lg rhi . Agr aap ka gift navya lena nhi chahti to me kya kr skta hun. Mene to aapko ek idea dia tha bs k aap kya kr skti hain.
ab to clear ho gya k tum ladka ho…..kyon mujhe budhuu bna rahe the…prity bhai…
A vry vry bg happy birthday navyaa…!
Have a great year ahead..!
My best wishesh always wid u…!