Insulting SMS For Your Friend
Views: 38,688 - Posted on 01 Apr 2012
Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha,
Ladki Achanak Zor Se Hansi,
Ladka: “Kya Hua Jaan?”
Ladki: “Jaanu Tumhara To Ek Hi Tatta Hai”
Ladka: “Nahi Jaan Dusra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai“
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- Dekh Sakte Ho Par Pakad Nahi Sakte
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pucha: “Esi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jise Tum Log Dekh To Sakte Ho Par Pakad Nah ..- Lund Ko Salami, Ek Naye Andaaj Mein
Jab Tak Choot Pe Lund Naa Dhare Koi Aise Pyaar Muhabbat Ko Kya Kare Koi Lund Ho Mota Lamba Taaza Toh ..- Fuddi Ki Demand Kam Hone Ka Ek Reason
College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Dekha Aur Bola. Ladka: “Janeman Aajkal To Fuddi (Choot) Ki ..- Aakhir Kuch To Bhalayi Ka Kaam Kiya Isne Bhi
Aankhein Daan Karna Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Daan Hai, Par Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Daan Ki Hui Aa ..- Chorni Aur Uski Statement
Ek Bar Ek Chorni Chori Karte Hue Pakdi Gayi, Use Pakad Ke Police Station Laya Gaya Constable Ne Use ..Hindi Version
एक लड़का लड़की के साथ सेक्स कर रहा था,
लड़की अचानक जोर से हंसी,
लड़का: "क्या हुआ जान?"
लड़की: "जानू तुम्हारा तो एक ही टटा है"
लड़का: "नहीं जान दूसरा अभी एस एम् एस पढ़ रहा है"
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Oye admin ye kya hai
Are kahan gaye sabhi
Sabhi SMS padh rahe hain hehehehe
bad one
Hmmm……
Bordr pe ladai suru ho gyi.
Santa- major sahab, mai dushmno ki maa chod doonga!
MAJOR- cool down, dushman maarne hai, aur paida nai karna
OHHHHH………….
kitna ghatiya joke hai
must read this story….
boy and a girl loved
each other but their parents refused for their marriage.
They decided to go for court marriage.
When the girl had to
sign,
she saw a poster hanging on the wall which forced her to change her decision.
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The poster had a picture of a baby
girl and the caption written under it was,
“ISI LIYE BETI PAIDA KARNE SE DARTA THA”
this small caption had a big meaning.
So never ditch ur parents b’coz if u can’t be faithful to ur parents who loved u, cared for u, brought
u up for so many yrs,
how can u be faithful to the man who has
just been with u for a few months or yrs…
ryt priya ji…sach me yr..apki is choti si story ne bht
badi baat bol di…
very nice,bohot sahi bat he…………
great lines …gr8 story
Lovely and respected thought by PRIYA.
priyaa iss duniyaa me iss tarh ki kahaniyo aur kavitaoo pe taali bazaane wale to bahut mite hain magar amal karne wale nhi milte,
agar in baato pe sabhi amal karna shuru kar de to,50% crime khatm ho jaayegaa.
waise aapki story bahut hi achchhi lagee mujhe ,aur main ye aashaa karungaa ki sabhi is se kuchh shiksha lain.
Priya Tumhare liye :- I’ve No Words For Praise.
Thanks priya aapne meri ek bahut badi problem solve kar di
nice words…thanks for sharing such a wonderful thought
Aaapko kisi ko pyar krna nhi band krna pdta,bus uske bina rhna sikhna padta he………….
Ryt..sonamji…or samay (time) sb sikha detah.,
n samay hi hr zakhm pr marham lagata h…
N tha show mst go on…
’1 Pita or Beti ka anokha rishta’Papa ki bhavnaye apni Beti k liye-
Beti tere soubhagya ka kumkum aj ghol k laya hu,vidhata ne jo likha tha pta dhundh k laya hu,meri laadli k liye rumjum jhalar laya hu,
dil mera ro rha h pr chehre pr muskan laya hu.Pahaad jesa dil b ro pdta h beti ki vidaai se,aangan mera suna hoga me vivash bn k aaya hu.
Bhul jana pihar k pyar ko ansu k sath kehne ko aaya hu,dono kulo ko roshan krna aisa najrana dene aya hu.Ro-ro kr aankhe lal ho gyi h beti teri or meri,fir b tujhe alg krni pdegi,vyavahar or vachan k rishtey se bandha gya hu
.A samay tham ja jra thoda sa piche mud ja,ajab riti-riwaj h ye beti ko vida krne ka,hui suni bagiya meri hua suna aangan or hui suni hr gali,ladli ko laad ladane h baki tb wo laadi bni.
Vidai dekr laado ko apni chup-chup kr khub roya hu,jese mera kuch kho gya h apne hridaya k angan me dhundh rha hu.Yaado me ayi, boli-lo PAPA me aa gyi,man’ne ko raji nh mann mera..
Apni BETI ko DOLI me khud VIDA kr aaya hu..
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Ye hota h Papa ka Beti k liye pyar jise hm kabhi smj nh pate…
q k ab to feelings n emotions ki jagah words ne le li h…..
Ryt…?
superb……….
very true line…
Hmmmm…..
Yar ap log to puri story hi write kr de rhe hai…. :) :)
chal pagle ……..rulaega kyaa
NICE ONE
rula diya…
Hii..
Dear All Frndz Kaise Hai Aap Log…..???
Sorry,, Dosto Thoda Busy Hone Ki Wajah Se Comment Nahi Kr Ska… Reallyyyy……
its ok..how r u?
I also f9..
&
hw r u…???
Hi..bro.,..kaha the yr… ?
Or sunao kya haal h..?
Thoda busy the deepak ji…
Hum to bilkul thik hai..!!
&
ap kaise hai……???
hello end kese h ap sb..??
Aaj kal kuch acha nhi lgta,aisa lgta he ab kuch acha nhi hoga life mein,bohot upset hu mein…………..gn
Hi..so..nam..ji..gud mrng….kaisi h ap?
Ap ko lgta h..ki lyf me kuch accha nh hoga…
Kyu accha nh hoga..!! Apko jo hope he lyfe se us se
b jyada accha hoga..apki lyf me…coz mdm ji..
Ye ap deside nh krti…ye to uparwala (ishwar) tay krta h
ki ap k liye kya behtar h…n vo hamesha behtar hi krta h..sb k liye..
Ap sb ka bhala chahti ho..sb ko khush dekhna chahti ho…isliye..ap hamesha khush rahogi…
Wese..lyf me thoda khatta mitha to chalta h..sb kuch
mitha hi ho to zindagi ka maza hi khatam ho jaayega….but…hum sb frnds ye dua krte h..ki apki
zindagi me itna mitha ho..itna mitha(accha) ho ki
ap ko khatte or tikhe ka test hi pata na chale…
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.hv vry swt lyf…
sonam tabhi to bola mere ko number de de main fon pe tumhe how to tackle the things samjha dunga hehehhe :p
Humesa majak kuch sikho deepak se…………
sonam main sirf unhi se sikht ahun jo life ko bindas tarike se jiye.
kisi syane ne kaha hai ki life cigarette ki tarha hai, pee lo nahi to jal rahi hai khatam to hona hi hai
waah wah wah………..chalo kbi to kuch seriousnes feel hui apki bato,acha lga pdkr…………
sirf acha laga :’( buhuhuhu mujhe laga number de dogi isliye to esi mast si baat mene nikali thi dhund ke anyway :p
konsee cigrate ki tarah he life,
Filter wali ya binaa filter wali.hahahahaha
please yaar ye bhi clear kar diyaa kar mere bhai
Aap ladko ko har jgah apne mtlb ki bat mil hi jati he mausam g……………
Good n9t frndz…
Sweet dreamz….
**GOOD MORNING DEAR FRNDZ**
dosto kha hai ap log…???
Gud morning friends
I m fine nilesh…..
hi..nilesh ji..apun to 1dum zakaas h
ap..sunao..?
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Hi..doston..gud mrng..
Apun b ekdum zakasssss……
Thanx deepak g for all thngs……….
hello bheedu log.. howzzz sabhi.!?
Love u all,lafongo.
tatta means
nice jokes..
vry nice