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  1. Jay says:

    hehehehehe wah ! re pappu ………

    Admin bhai kya baat hai Mana k dil kabu me nahi hai lekin dimag ko kya ho gaya hai ???????????

    Har weekend ko Angiya kholne ka mood bana rahe ho…….heheheheh

    1. Admin says:

      abe yaar esi baat nahi hai vo kya hai kal jab joke dal raha thha to ek kanya mere baalo mein hath fer rahi thhi (sir ke) aur hehe bedhayani mein shayad vo dobara copy paste ho gaya mere se:(

    1. Admin says:

      kyunki vo by huge mistake dobara dal gaya thha aur usko delete karke ka ek fayda bhi hua puchh kya??

      chal bata deta hun: hehe is bahane tune mujhe comment to kiya kameeni janwar

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Aur nahi to kya? Are bro belive in love wala comment nahi dikh raha mera.. kahi use bhi to…. @Rashii Ji Kar di na chhoti muh badi baat..are main aapko afwah failaane waala lagta hoo.buhubuhu.. Acting kar raha hoo.. khyal rakhiyega.. kyun ki aap apna khyal rakhengi to Admin bro aise hi khush rahega aur aur humara sense of humour aise hi badhta rahega,, he he he,

      2. Panchhi says:

        Kameene kutte halkat ek to kvi gali diye bina bat ni kr skta aur upar se kehta h baat ni krti…….huuuuuuuuuuuu

      3. Admin says:

        haan vese vo hai hi sala kutta.. mujhe agar usmein se aur tujh mein se kisi ko choose karna pade to tujhe karunga….

  2. Dhiraj says:

    agar jo subah ladka paida hota hai woh….ladkio ki taraf attract hota hai…jo dupahar mein hota hai woh bisexual hota hai..jo evening ko paida hota hai woh gay hota hai..jo raat 12 baje paida hota hai woh less interest in sex hota hai….

    i born at 8 pm..

    1. Admin says:

      abe oye bakwas na kar main bhi sham 7:15 ke aas pass hua thha par main to Gay Jay Shay Nahi hun be

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Aur main Raat ko 12 baje ke baad paidaa hua tha. sab mila lekin saali aaj tak kisi ladki ki wo na mili…. he he he.. ganda ladka. chhiiii..

      2. Admin says:

        abe hehe tune nahi li ja re chal mere pass idhar aa ja kafi sari gali mein kuttiya gumti hai unko dilva dunga… nahi yakeen to kapil aur raj se puch le..

        hehe kapil ke to kutti ne chakki bhi kat li thhi badi mushkil se bachaya thha usko… kyu kaati ye tu kapil se hi puchna heheh

      3. Jay says:

        Admin bhai kya aapki gali me kuttiya hi ghumati hai, Ladkiya nahi ?????????

        Bhai mere liya v ek talash karo jisme ye Qualities ho.

        Badan Uska Silky Ho,

        Breast Uski Milky Ho,

        Dekhne Me Chikni Ho,

        Pehni Usne Bikini Ho,

        Neche Uske Chimney Ho….

        Lamba Apna Danda Ho,

        Usme Jaake Thanda Ho:P

      4. Vinay says:

        @jay – tu ladki dilane ki baat kar rha hai ya kutiya ki? Kunki ye sari qualities ek kutiya me bhi hoti hai hehe aur agar tujhe man kare to use bikni bhi pahna dena.. Hehehe

        dont mind yaar mai to mazak kar rha tha

      5. Jay says:

        @ Vinay yaar mera bhuse me nahi GANNE me Aag lagi hai.
        Tere TaLab me to khoob pani hai yaar mujhe apna Ganna dubo lene de…….Aag shant ho jaayegi…….hehehehe

    2. vinay says:

      abe isme ek galti hai… The boy born at morning will be gay hehe .. Ab tu samajh le kya hai…

    3. Raj Bindaas says:

      hahahhahahahhhhaha mast joke hai yaar

      @Dhiraj – hehheheheh ye kaisi baatein kar rha hai tu, waise mere liye tera calculation ekdum fit baithta hai hehe wo kya hai me subah 5.00 AM mein born hua tha aur aage kya likhu apne bare me mujhe to sharm aa rahi hai

      @ Vicky – wrong calculation subah paida huye bachche Gay ka Frnd nahi Jay ka Frnd hota hai hehehe

      @Jay – me thoda excitement me vicky ko jyada hi bol diya bt pls yaar tu mujhe dhiraj wali nazar se mat dekhiyo, i mean mujhko aur dhiraj ko ek nazar se mat dekhna hehehe

      @Heartbeat – tu kaha hai yaar teri kami khal rahi hai kafi din ho gaye mere heartbeats tej huye bs ab tera hi sahara hai

      @ Matrix – tera Idea to bahut acha tha aur useful v hai maine khud ajmaya hai bt wo idea mere liye useless ho gaya hai bt dont worry 4th DEVDAS nahi paida hoga

      @Panchhi – ek baat to puchna bhul hi gaya teri bakri kaisa hai

      1. Matrix says:

        Abe jo bhi ho wo to ek dialogue tha mujhe bhi kisi ne sunaya tha socha tujhe bhi suna du. Par tu to bill(of kill bill) nikla he…he..

        Aur bhul se bhi devdaas mat banna yaar out of fashoin lagega he..he..

      2. Jay says:

        Abe oye kutto kameeno n Raj bro. Tum sab Jay ko gay bana rahe hai, Tum logo me kiski-kiski maine phadi/mari hai ???
        Nahi naaaaaa abe 2m sab to mere dost ho aur mai dosto ki nahi phadta, Dushmano ki phadta hun, haan agar koi dost sala gandu nikal jaye to dosti nibhane ke liye uski phadni hi padti hai….hehehe

    1. Jay says:

      hey anjali! hum to mast hai, heheheh…bas yahi garmi jyada pareshan kar rakhi hai, tum kaisi ho aur etane dino se kaha thhi ????????

    2. vinay says:

      anjali ji is site ka sabse powerfull person koi hai to wo admin hai aur aap uska naam likhna hi bhul gayi!!!

      Aur ek vinay naam ka ladka bhi is site ka user hai…

      By the way kaisi ai aap?

      1. Jay says:

        Vinay ji, Apse sewa me svinay nivedan hai ke aap yaad na aaya kareo,

        Aur us kameene Admin ki yaad v na dilaya karo……hehehehe

        Dekhna ab kutta kaise bhookega…….bhoo…….bhoo…….bhoo……..hahahahah

      2. Matrix says:

        Kameen jay kutte, tune admin ko kameena kyun bola be, mujhe itna gussa aa raha hai ki ji kar raha hai tujhe nali mien baha doon laat maar ke. he..he..Admin ne bilkul sahi kaha ki tune administress ki jagah uska name likh diya. Wo kameena nahi maha kameena hai he..he..

      3. Vinay says:

        @jay- teri itni jal q rahi hai? Lagta hai tune galti se petrol daal k aag laga li, ab dekho kitni tej jal rhi hai

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        Hehehe Yaar mai to tere bhuse k baare me baat kar rha tha

      4. anjali says:

        hyee…vinay

        yh tum galt sochte ho ki sameer iss site ka powerfull banda h….sameer powerful hmari vjh se h na ki..apni vjh se.

        and m fine dear tum btao kaise ho..

      5. Admin says:

        Mam aapki baat sir aankho pe

        par yaad rakhna na ye banda hota na ye jokes hote aur na tum hoti… so its better ki agar kisi ka shukriya na ada kar sako to uski beizzat b mat karo..

        aur usne powerful jis sens mein kaha hai vo tum nahi samjhogi. coz samjhne ke liye dimag chahiye..

        and Yes i m powerfull but for this site only. aram se rat ko beth ke samjhna samajh aa jayega

      6. Jay says:

        Abe koun bola apun ka bhai powerfull nahi hai, wo to kewal tab hota hai jab Bhai ko Gun (Bandook) chalani hoti hai to hum logo se kahta hai ki Jay, Raj, Kapil, Wanted, Naresh, Prince etc. tum sab chalawo mere se miss fire ho jata hai…….hehehehe

        Take care phir kabhi Bhai ko aisha nahi bolne ka, Agar Bolane to to Bhai ki Fouj ka fire jhelne ka…….hehehe (AK-47 & AK-56) Non-stop fireing

      7. Raj Bindaas says:

        Admin jhuth mat bol ye site ka sabse powerful banda me hu aur ye baat tu achi tarah se janta hai bhul gaya last week jab tere gand me mene dala to khud hi keh raha tha raj itna liya bt tere jaisa nhi kya tumne sheeljit khaya hai tb mene btaya tha nhi yaar ye to natural power hai, aur tu yaha anjali k samne hawa bana raha hai ki sabse powerful tu hai………….. ab ye naa kehna us raat ko dard bhari madhoshi me ye sab keh diya tha raj, ye sarasar cheating ho admin

      8. Admin says:

        hmm bol le… mene konsa teri bat ka bura man na hai kyunki sab jante hai tu paagal hai aur dusro ka naam leke apni story sunane ka tujhe purana shonk hai…

        Keep it buddy :)

      9. Raj Bindaas says:

        hehehe abe admin bura maan gaya tu , chal me v pagal hu out of limit bol raha hu, aage se dhyan rakhunga

      10. anjali says:

        mr. sameer..

        yh toh hm sbki kismat me tha milna isliye yha mil rhe h k na…nd rhi dimag ki batt mere andar tumse jyada dimag h bs tum show kr dete ho mujhe show krne aadat ni h….samjhe na

        nd m tumhari koi insult ni kr rhi hu….samjhe na

      11. Jay says:

        Yaar Anjali hum logo ki kismat ne humko jab ek dusare se milaya hai, aur bhagwan ne jo v humko diya hai wo dosto se chipana kya. Chal jo Tere pash hai jisko tumne abhi tak nahi dikhaya hai usko dikha do. taki hum v to dekhe ki teri acchi hai ke admin ki acchi hai….hehehe

        Anjali sweetheart kya baat hai ? yaar tum to serious ho gayi etana to frndship me chalta rahta hai. yaar frnds ke baato ka bura nahi mante hai. tum to hum logo ki old frnds ho aur yaha ke bare me acchi tarah se jaanti ho, phir v tum gussa kyu kar rahi ho? Chal gussa nikal k mujhe de do mai usko Admin Bhai ki Gand me dal deta hu, Wo uchalega to phir maza aayega…..hehehehe

      12. Raj Bindaas says:

        Anjali – itni ehsanframosh mat bano, waise kalyug hai, new generation k bachche v bade hone k baad apne parents ko kehte hai tumne mere liye kya kiya ye to hamare kismat me tha hehehe tumne aisa sameer ko boli to kya hua, bt ek chij dhyan me rakhna kisi ki help karna aur kisi ki help karne ki sochna dono me zameen aasmaan ka fark hota hai, me hamesha sochta hu ki kaise garibo, majburo ki help karu kya karu jo unka dukh kam ho jaye bt aaj ye sochte sochte me 25 ka hogaya aur aajtak kuch ukhad nhi paya, wo hume khushiya de raha hai chahe jis andaaz me ho bt teri soch par sharm aati hai chi chi chi
        nd m tumhari koi insult ni kr rha hu….samjhi na

      13. anjali says:

        raj meri soch h tumse khi jyada thik h…k na yh itni badi bat ni thi jitni tum logo ne kr di h..sb k sb mujhe hi khne lgg gye h aisa kuch galt ni kaha tha maine..agar tum sbko lgta h maine galt kiya h bol kr so sorry..
        ab kbhi kisi k uppr koi cmnt ni krugi…

      14. Raj Bindaas says:

        Admin is conversation me tum majak kar raha tha ya serious agar majak kar raha tha to mere last cmt ka reply kyon nhi diya, aur tera cmt se v saaf jhalak raha tha ki tujhe mera majak bura laga aur tu apna dil ki baat suna diya……..acha kiya koi baat dil me nhi rakhna chahiye warna heartfail v ho sakta hai

      15. Admin says:

        oye bhonsdi ke….. tune us comment ke bad mein khud hi to likha ki.. main bura maan gaya aur tune kuch jyada likh diya.. sach hai ki mujhe bura nahi ajeeb laga tere muh se apne baare mein ye sun ke… islke alava kuch b nahi

        aur konse last comment ka reply nahi kiya be ????? bataiyo jara

      16. Raj Bindaas says:

        ha isi last cmt ka baat kar raha hu jab mene likha tha shyad me out of limit likh diya, me ye confirm karne k liye likha tha ki kahi tu sach me to bura nhi lag gaya bt me ye maan nhi pa raha tha ki tujhe v kabhi bura lagega aur wo v apne dosto se , mujhe laga mere cmt ka jawab me tu yehi kahega abe bhosdi k tu din me hi chada liya ka be bt tune koi reply nhi kara,

      17. Admin says:

        abe oye kameen dongi Raj… agar main reply nahi karta to ye jaruri nahi main anraj hou..

        Listen bro mere pass reply karne ke 2 raste hai mobile ya pc.. to mobile se type achi nahi hoti main limited comment karta hun aur khas kar gandu comment ka reply nahi karta :P haan jab pcp e hota hun to type 50 guna jyada ho jati hai isliye jis marji bakchodi kara lo

  3. Heartbeat says:

    For divya:- Take a deep breath, stand near the window, look at the sky, there will be two stars twinkling brightly, you know what they are? They are my eyes always taking care of you.

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      mere khyal se to 4-5 din gujar gaye hain.. Divya ji abhi tak nahi aayi bhai.. hmmm ye ladkiya na bada paaw(bhaw) kyun khati hain? he he he.

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Prince bhai divya shayed monday se aaye kiyuki kal sunday hone ki wajah se office se b off hogi nahi to wo kal aati site par

  4. Jay says:

    Hey Frnds!!!!!!!

    Zindgi Tab *BEHTAR* Hoti Hai,

    Jab Aap KHUSH Hote Hai.

    Lekin Zindgi Tab *BEHTAREEN* Hoti Hai,

    Jab Aapki Wajah Se Dusare Log KHUSH Hote Hai…..tc.

  5. Jay says:

    Hey frnds,

    Boys have fuN by teasing girls. Then Girls crY for feW minUtes and Girls havE fuN by loVing boYs. Then boYs cRy 4 lIfetym.

    Funny bt true.!

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      He he he..Jay sahi bola bhai.. ek kaam kar tu Girls Par Ph. D. kar le. paise admin bro de dega.. aakhir kis din kaam aayegi ye dosti?

  6. Dhiraj says:

    @admin,..he he dar gaya…darna mana hai….

    pehle duniya mein koun aya girl or boy????or lesbo or gay????

    tell me the correct ans???

    1. CID says:

      Hehehe Dhiraj beta filhal tuje dekh k to yehi lagta hai k gay hi aaye honge sabse pehle………

  7. Heartbeat says:

    Ek ladka jab ek ladki ko ek non veg joke bhejta hai to wo kam se kam 10 min. Hasti hai aur apne frnds ko b forward karti hai lekin baad me ladke ko reply karti hai dekho j sab mujko pasand nahi aage se diyan rakhna samje its true

  8. CID says:

    Baba ji dekho sab kitne nalayak ho gaye……aap ne joke dala sab ne pada fir aapas k chatting me lag gaye sab…..jokes me kaha kya likha hai kisi ne nahi pada…….ab dekho na aapne joke me likha hai k pappu ka birth date or uske baap k shadi k date me 4 months ka fark hai……jab k Sms version me likha hai k 5 months ka fark hai……esa kese ho gaya hmmmm…..

    1. Admin says:

      Bhonsdi ke kutte heheh vo darasal kya hai joke likhte likhte 4 month thhe or sms mene 1 month baad banaya thha isliye hehe farak aa gaya

      1. Raj Bindaas says:

        hahahahahhahaha kya jawab diya be abe admin tujhe ye itne sare idea aate kaise hai be?

      2. Admin says:

        hehehe dosto ki gaand marne se dimag jyada aata hai vo hi karta hun… bhul gaya vo din jab tumne kaha tha admin aram se dalna aur mene dakka de diya thha aur tere muh mein se gulabjamun bahar aa gaya thha….

      3. Raj Bindaas says:

        ha be wo din me kaise bhul sakta hu jab tu kuttiya ko daal raha tha mene tumhe bahut mana kiya ki abe chut sex to thik hai bt ek kuttiya k sath oral sex karna khatre se khali nhi bt tu kaha manne wala tha apna daal diya us kuttiya k muhh me dala to dala par dhakka kyon diya ab bina aujar k bajate raho jhunjhuna hehehe

  9. the devil says:

    Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.