iPill Khane Ke Baad Bhi Bachha Ho Gaya

Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha Nahi Hota.

Santa Ne Yahi Tarika Apnaya Aur Uski Biwi Pregnant Ho Gayi.

Santa Rota Hua Apne Dsot Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Santa: “Sale Kutte Kameene Mujhe Marva Diya, Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Bachha Nahi Hoga

Dost Hairan Hua: “Yaar Impossible Hai, Esa Nahi Ho Sakta

Santa: “Abe Ho Gaya Na, Tune To 72 Gante Kaha Thha, Mene To Sax Ke 3 Gante Ke Baad Hi Ipill Kha Li Thhi, Fir Bhi Pata Nahi Kaisi Ho Gaya

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    1. Samir says:

      PANCHHI ab hum tum he he ek achhe frend bn gaye hai na,,,TO
      ******pliz give me a kiss*******,,
      kya hua yaar ,,,,,he he tum nukhili CHONCH kyun dikhane lagi,,
      gussa mt ho yar
      kiss ka matlab janti ho
      K -koi
      I -intresting
      S -sms
      S -send karo
      ,,,,,,,,,
      chalo ab der mt karo ek sexy
      KISS karo
      ,,are yar tumhare pas to mera nm v nahin hai,,
      uf
      chalo yahin pe mujhe KISS karo,,,
      ab der mt karo

      1. Panchhi says:

        Samir mere pas tumare liye koi – interesting – sms – send krne ke liye ni hai…..

      2. Samir says:

        Aree,,,yar,matrix ,aur yar ,,AJUBA

        tu v

        ,,,,dekh,,,,dekh,,,,yar

        PANCHHi ne mujhe ,,,KISS,,,,diya hai

        yar,,,,he he,,

        aaj mai bahut khus hoon,,

        yaar ,,,

        aaj mai oupr aasman niche ,,

        aaj mai aage ,,,,,aur,,,,

        ,,

        ,,

        ,,aur

        ,,

        RAVAN hai bahut pichhe,,

        tell me oye ,,,Admin,, ab mai kya karoon,

        chaloon mai ab sirf PANCHHY

        k pichhe,,,

        he he,,

        ya chaloon tere RASHI K PICHHE,,

      3. Admin says:

        Samir meri salah maan to panchii ko kidnap kar le.. kyunki agar ye ese hi udti rahi to tu udd jayega… aur iske pankho ke niche GPS locator bhi hai.. jis se raavan isko track karta rahta hai ki ye kidhar gayi.. zara dhayan se…

      4. Samir says:

        Areee NEHA,
        aakhirkar tujhe meri yaad aahi gayi,,
        tujhe yaad hai hm dono raat me aksar he he
        kiss,kiss
        khela krte the,,he he
        tu ab daily aayegi na
        realy ,,
        I KISS u,,

  1. Jay says:

    ha ha ha ha ha…….
    Wah! re santa ka dimag….hehehe
    Kabhi-kabhi to bahut tez chalta hai…jaise ki ek baar…….

    Santa nale Me Gir gaya tabi ek ladki ki awaz ayi-SURFEXCEL HE NA, DAG ACCHE HAI..
    Santa: bahen ki lodi DAAG ITNE HI ACCHE HAIN TOH WHISPERT KYU LAGATI HAI….

    1. Mausam says:

      Prince Bhai Sameer ne jo banaaya he uskee to baat hi alag he,wo to original hai hi,

      magar maine jo likha tha usme Tamatar ko bade hona nhi likha tha ,

      maine likha tha ki 'Tamatar laal to nhi hue magar Lambe jarur ho gaye.

      joke wo hotaa he jisme koi anhoni achanak ho jaaye,hahaha

  2. Heartbeat says:

    For my all loving frnds spciely. Divya:- Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yadd rakhte hain. Hum wo hain jo dil se pyar karte hain. Aap ka Comment aye ya na aye. Par hum har pal intezaar karte hain

  3. RAAHI says:

    hi friend mujhe raahi kahte hai mera kaam hai us raah pe chalna jispe koi na chale.

    admin,savita,prince,sohna and extra extra kanha ho aur panchi kanha ud gaya hai use to pakdo.main phir milunga.thanx

  4. a says:

    ha ha ha ha ha…….

    Wah! re santa ka dimag….hehehe

    Kabhi-kabhi to bahut tez chalta hai…jaise ki ek baar…….

    Santa nale Me Gir gaya tabi ek ladki ki awaz ayi-SURFEXCEL HE NA, DAG ACCHE HAI..

    Santa: bahen ki lodi DAAG ITNE HI ACCHE HAIN TOH WHISPERT KYU LAGATI HAI….

  5. Raj bindaas says:

    Oye heartbeata, hearthrobe,Aaj binbas ki gal hai menu aankha taras gyi tenu dekhan waste, sry bhai thodi der se tumhe yaad kiya, tu v sochta hoga ki ye raj kitna ghatiya,kitna matlbi ladka h bt god swear mujhe pc pr aane ka mouka hi nhi mil rha h abhi v me mobile se cmt de rha hu
    @jay- hw r u bro, dhiraj ko ye site chhodne mat dena tum dono ki dosti aise hi mast rhe

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Hlo bro main ekdum mast hu tum sunao tumhara kya haal chal hai bro main to hamesha hi mobile use karta hu chahe isko bister me b use kar lo koi pc jaisi problem nahi haa main Aaj Binbaas to tha par heartthrob main nahi kisi aur bhai ki id hai yaar

      1. Raj bindaas says:

        Dear heartbeat bro hw r u? yaar tu apne cmt ke 1st me name likh diya kar yaar jise kr rha ho tera cmt nhi dikhta yaar aur tu khamakha mujhe gali dene lagega ki raj kutte tune mere cmt ka reply nhi kra yaar

  6. shallu says:

    he he good joke Hi admin,arush,anjali,ayush,anshul,rashii, divya,savita,samir,panchhi,heartbeat,prince,psychology,raavan, raj bindas,ajuba,pyare mohan,kapil,mausam ,matrix,yuvraj singh, jay,dhiraj,katik,punit mumbai, sherlyn,jessia,banjara ,viru,cid, hi frnds kaise ho sabko yaad kar rha hu fir bhi kisi ka nbm reh jaye to sorry kaise ho yaaro .

      1. Matrix says:

        Mien batau ajuba teri tabiyat isiliye bigarne lagi kyunki tu ek gay hai. Aur ab ye mat kehna ki tujhe kaise pata kyunki doctor agar kisi bimaari ka ilaaj jaanta ho to ye jaruri nai ki use bhi wahi bimaari ho chuki ho :P he…he….

        Have a nice day gay (Ajuba)!

      2. Admin says:

        Matrix… agar aaj ke baad tera ek bhi aur mssg ajuba ke liye aya to yaad rakhna.. tu bachha hai isliye teri bachkani harkate ignore kar rah raha thha… par aj ye jyada ho raha hai.. so better ki tu aram se beth

      3. Matrix says:

        To thik hain mat comment approve karna! Waise bhi mere ko koi farak nai parta. Mien to usse baat bhi nai kar raha tha, shayad tujhe pata hoga ki usne mera naam liya tha pehle apne comment par tabhi miene use kaha. Aur is site mien aaya hoon apni marzi se kyunki site achi thi, jab is site mien kuch achaa nai milega to chala jaunga, chinta na kar, aur rahi baat ajuba ki to sun ye tujhe bhi pata hai ki kisne pehle shuaat ki, aur wo bolega to mien bhi bolunga jisko jo ukharna hai ukhar lo.

      4. Admin says:

        ek to apni juban aur dimag pe control rakh ke baat kar.. tujhe pata hona chahiye ki tu kis se baat kar raha hai… mere se tameej se baat karega to main bhi ijjat dunga.. aur rahi bat site pe ana ya na ane ka mat bol.. mere ko aj tak is se farak nahi pada na padne wala hai

        aur rahi bat ajube ki to mene bhi dekha hai kisne shuruat ki aur kisne galat bola.. par mene ye bhi dekha ki kon sala gand mein mirchi laga ke jawab diya… so better for you ki tera khoon garam hai uski garmi apne tak rakh.. jis din lagega ajuba galat kar raha hai to usko bhi esa hi mssg jayega…

        aur rahi baat ukhadne ki to bachha ek bat yad rakhiyo.. vese to hum kisi ka ukhadte nahi par jab ukhadte hai to koi kasar nahi chodte ki vo dobara ye kisi ko kah sake ki ukhad ke dikha

      5. AJUBA says:

        Admin bro meri vaje se pls metrix se zagda mat karo

        me to yaha hasne or hasane aata hu sab coment read kar raha tha maje se fir ye coment dekhe to mud of ho gaya

        ye jok ki site he yaha sab haske mud fres karne aate he to me nahi chahta ki meri vaje se kisi ka bhi mud of ho

        admin bro agar aapko lagta he meri isme meri galti he to me metrix se mafi mangne ke liye taiyar hu.

      6. Raj bindaas says:

        @Ajuba- tu sale jyada smart mat ban, tujhe me notice kr rha hu tu jarurat se jyada udd rha h, admin ne teri side kya leli tu to bahut hone lga hai, look…. ho sakta hai that time wo wrong ho bt this time tum wrong ho,jb matrix ne tumhe ab kuch kaha nhi to tum Q smartness dekha rha hai, tu use dobara bhadkau cmt dene k liye uksa rha h, kiske dum pr tu itna uchal rha hai be, yaad rakhiyo tere galat hone par tujhe koi nhi bachayega….aur apna bhasan apne paas rakh tu…..samjhaaaaaaaaab

      7. AJUBA says:

        Raj tere ko kuch ni bola to tu kyu daal me bina vaje chamcha hila raha he mene bola na meri galti he to me sory bol duga to tere ko kya khujli ho rahi he

      8. Raj bindaas says:

        @Ajuba- sabse pehle tu meri baato ka jawab dena, 1st tum dono me bahas hui thik hai matrix ne tumhare liye gande word use kiye fir tumne uska reply kiya fir again matrix ne reply fir admin ne sirf matrix ko danta(scold),aur sahi v kiya shayad bt iske baad matrix ne admin se bahas kr liya aur jwab me fir use fatkar lagi,aur ho sakta h isi wajah se woh kuch dino k liye yaha se chala gya ho bt dhyan dene wali baat h ki matrix ne tumhe koi last cmt nhi diya fir tumne aise bhadkau cmt kyo kiya, tumne jo 1st paragraph me jo likha wo padhkar dil ne akaha i respect ajuba bhai bt 2nd line me jo tune likha wo kafi ghatiya tha, tu darasal sb ka sympathy gain krna chah rha tha aur matrix ka absence ka fayda v, tum chahe jo kaho ek baar bar usko apni jagah aur apne ko uski jagah rakhkr socho, tumne jo cmt diya kya uska reply matrix karta ya nhi, fir se argue suru ho jata ki nhi, me kisi ka side nhi le rha hu,me to itna chahta hu mere bhai jis arguement ko admin ne stop kr diya hai uss aag ko tu kyo hawa de rha hai, aur ha ye tumne mujhe kya kaha me tujhe kuch nhi bol rha hu to iska mtlab ye nhi tu kuch v kisi ko bole aur me chup rahu agar kal ko tere sath v galat hoga to v me kehne se piche nhi hatunga, aur ek baat dhyan se sunle tu sirf matrix mera dost nhi balki is site k sare user mere dost h aur me apne dosto ko nhi kho sakta hu chahe wo ho ya tum, matrix mujhse v kafi ulajhta tha bt me use cmt dete time ye baat ka dhyan rakhta tha kahin wo santy hoker ye site na chhod de, ab v tumhe meri baat nhi samajh aaya to i cnt do anything

      9. Admin says:

        Raj mere se b yehi glti ho gyi. Uper ki first line dekh ke mene comment apprpve kr diya ki chalo mamla solve. Bahut comments hote hai dekhne ke liye dats y main apne khas users ke comment ko thoda sa padd ke approve kr deta hun. But shayad ab or b dhyan rkhna pdega.

        But now i deleted the 2nd line

        Aur ajuba vakiye tumne galat kiya yaar. Main ek cheez ko khatam krne ja rha thha tum log hone nahi dete. Kya yahi pyar or respect hai mere liye?

  7. Jay says:

    Dear all frnds gud pm.

    Friendship is a very delicate thread of love

    Between two friends which takes a long time

    To be made but a few seconds to break.

    So plz take care of it…

  8. raavan says:

    hy admin,kumar,jay,veeru,mehtaji,naresh,prince,matrix ,sallu,pyareji,shubham,naresh,mausam,sx2,dev,rajesh,madhab,adword,asish.rakesh,heartbeat,rashi,divya,rukhsana,savita,kajal,

    sheela,Sherlyn,jessica,sapna and my dear heartbeat panchhi how r u all my frnds

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    oye panchhi meri jaan yaar tum puja ki thali lekar aa hi jao vaise yaar mai puja ke like nahi hun puja to bhagwan ki hoti hai or hum to pahle se hi dost hain isame beijjati wali konsi baat hai or agar hai to isake liye sorry yaar maine us din kuchh jyada hi pi li thi

    1. Raj bindaas says:

      Abe ravan tune sbko yaad kiya yaar siway mere kya tune mujhko bhula diya ya mujhe yaad nhi karna chahta chal last time tujhe yaad dila deta hu hum kabhi dost the,aaj Q nhi pta nhi tujhe pta hoga to bta dena ya itna v nhi batana chahta hai

    2. Heartbeat says:

      Hlo raavan bhai apunch ek dam fit fat hai tum apna sunao kya haal hai yaar haa wo panchhi pooja naam ki ladki se thali lekar aa rahi hai naa ki tumhari pooja karne ha ha ha

  9. Rashii says:

    Hahahahaha very funny bt santa toh hoshiyar ho gaya tha fir se buddhu ban gaya

    Admin ji Namaskaar kaise ho, kabhi humhe b yaad ker liya kijiye hamesha ladko ko he yaad kerte rehte ho hehehe

    Mausam ji aj yaha kafi barish hui, fir se yaha ka Mausam thanda ho gaya hain. Nice sher thnx ji

    Viru ji tention li nhi jati ho jati hain

    samir ji hum yahi hain ap boliye

    Raj Bindas love haaaaan kaisa chal rha hain?

    Panchi ji kaisi ho ap?

    SATURDAY mera hamesha he kharab jata hain kuch na kuch galat to hota he hain.

    Raavan ji, jay ji, matrix ji, divya ji, savita ji, prince ji n all frnds hru?

  10. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ tb to snta sex ke pehle v khata to bachha jarur hee hota !

    @ kaise ho aap sb dost ?

    @ hi divya kya ho raha hai ?

    @ hey mousm bhai kuch to baat kr lo bade din baad main aaj aaya huaa hu !

  11. Samir says:

    Abe,,,vinay tu

    GAND FAR DENE WALA

    joke me ek form hai ,,tu ouse ,,fiil up,,kr ouske,,,bad tu hm sb k gang m samil ho jayega,,he he,

    pura coment read kariyo