Ise Kahte Hai, Badkismati
Views: 41,428 - Posted on 20 Jun 2011
Ek Baar Ek Bande Ki Shadi Hui, Par Suhagrat Manane Se Pahle Hi Uska Accident Ho Gaya Aur Vo Bechara Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Patni Puri Sati Savitri Thhi, Usne Pati Ka Land Kaat Liya Aur Usko Apne Ghar Ki Deewar Se Chipka Diya.
Roj Raat Ko Vo Deewar Pe Jaati Aur Lund Se Sex Karke Apni Pyaas Bhuja Leti.
Ek Din Uske Sath Wale Padosi Ne Jiska Naamm Kaaliya Thha, Ye Sab Dekh Aur Ek Scheme Sochi.
Usne Deewar Mein Ek Surakh Kiya Aur Uske Pati Ka Lund Hata Ke Raat Ko Apna Lund Deewar Mein Dal Ke Khada Ho Gaya.
Roz Ki Tarha Raat Ko Patni Aayi, Uske Hath Mein Ek Chaku (Knife) Thha, Usne Lund Ko Kaata Aur Hath Mein Leke Boli
Patni: “Jaanu, Chalo Aaj Se Hum Ab Naye Ghar Mein Shift Ho Rahe Hai“
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Ufff Bohat Dukh Bhari Kahani Hai Kaliya Ki…
Jay Baby Tu Bach Ke Rahiyo Kahi Dhiraj Tera B Na Kaat Le.
@ Dear Anuj tum chinta na kar Dhiraj mera yaar hai wo aisa nahi karega, Kyuki Usko bhi maloom hai ki Anuj ko ek v din Jay ke LOLIPOP nahi mila to wo Pagal ho jaayega…
Jay bhai lolypop to tu hi chusta hai baba ji ka jhoot kyu bol raha hai.he..he.. Aur kal to tune had hi kar di, gadhe ka L bhi chusne laga :O Aur piche se mujhse marwa bhi raha tha. Ab mujhe ye sab achaa nahi lagta, isiliye ab me tujhko aur nahi thokunga. Sorry bhai ab tu anuj aur baba ji, ya gadhe se hi thukwa. ha…ha….ha.ha….
@Matrix Ye Galat Baat Hai Yar Jab Baba Ji Ne Mana Kiya Tha Kisi Ko Batane Ke Liye Ki Jay Baba Ji Ka Lolypop Chusta Hai To Tune Sab Ko Kyo Bata Diya.
Ab Ye Kisi Ko Mat Batana Ki Wo Gadha Kapil Tha.
shit.. kaaliya ka toh cut L*** gaya….
ha..ha..ha………. gadha kapil tha! ha…ha…ha….ha…ha….
hey balak, baba ji kahte hai nalki katne se kya fayeda jab pap jay ki surang ne kiya hai…
ha ha ha
hehehe bechara kaliya.
isse kahte hain bahti gangan me haath dhone ke liye jhuke peeche se kuta gand maar giya
Arre ye to kuchh bi nai ma to is se bi jyada badnaseeb hu
Arey Muthmar tere sath kya ho gaya ?????
Kya kishi ne tera Lu#nd ke sath Andu bhi kaat liya hai ??????
Tab to tum Sixer ban gaya…..heheheh
ha..ha..ha…Ab to thakur jarur gussa hoga. ha…ha…ha…ha….
Nice Joke..He HE HE… uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
" INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT GIRLS"
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)
4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.
5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.
7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.
10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawing sand writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).
11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.
12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.
17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.
18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.
20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.
22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.
23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.
24. Girls love having fun!
25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.
27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.
28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.
29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.
30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.
@ Prince bro. very nice keep it on…..
thanks bro….sorry for saying thanks..but i rather did not find any word to express my feelings… he he he..
oye hoyeeeeeeee Kaliya ki to waat lag gai hehehe
hi divya ji, main soch raha hu ki aaj kaliya ka comment kyu nahi aaya, shayed wo hsptal
me hai………, hum sab ko usske liye bahut dukh hai…he he he
ha ha ha ha ha ha…
jay kaise ho kya chal raha hai aaj kal hmmmmm
Divya ji ham maze se hai, kuch Khash nahi chal raha hai bas ab to yahi daily ka routine ban gaya hai apna kaam karte huye aap dosto ka comments view karna aur comments reply dena.
Aap apna sunye kaisi life ki gaddi chal rahi hai ???????
Hahahahah bechara kaliya heheh apahij ho gya hahah
Panchhi tum sahi kah rahi hai, Kaliya apni teesari Tang se Appahij ho gaya…..hehehe
Ab to wo kahi ka nahi raha yani beech ka (Sixer) ho gaya……hahahaha
MR. TUMHE KYA PASAND HAI
bechara kaliya to barbad ho gaya.
nice joke
KAALIYA KO BARBAAD TO HONA HI THA DO AADMIYO NE JO MARA THA
Hi deepa g
Bahut Badiya….heehehehehehehehehe :D
tumhe badi hassi aa rahi ha kaliya ki tregedy per.. are bhai kaliya ne tumhara kya bigada hai……he he he
The moral of the story……. jaisi karni waisi bharni (Jaisa KARAM waisa PHAL)
Kuyki Aurat Puri Sati Savitri Thhi, Aur Kaliya 1 No. ka tharki harami..
Tabi to Upar wale ne Aurat ki izzat aur Kaliya ko uske Gunaho ka phal de diya.
main bahut darr gaya hu is kahani se, maine bhi bahut atyachar kiye hai (jay ke saath)
Ha Pankaj yaar kyu nahi mai aaj bhi apne Lu#d par Jhandu Blam laga raha hun:P
bhai dara mat humko… pahle si dare rahte hain.. he he he..
Tu chinta mat kar jay, ab hum tere saath waisa atyachaar nahi karenge. Mien to ab tujhko aur nahi thokunga, bas anuj ka anuj hi jane. he…he…he…
Matrix ji ab aapne aana kyu kam kar diya?
Divya tum mujhse baat hi nahii karti isiliye nahi ata. Yahaan tak ki tumne mujhe boring bhi keh diya tha w2h pe. hu..hu..hu.. :(
@Prince (T.B.G.) bro. Mai “DILWALO” ki baat kar raha hun aur aap mujhe “DILWALI” ki baat sunane lagey……hehehhe
@ Rashii ji, jab hum aur Aap pahle jaise nahi rahe to Delhi kaise pahle jaisi rah jaayegi ? Usko bhi to hum aur aap ne hi Badla hai.
Prince bro. ye aap aur hum acchi tarah se jante hai ki har jagah har tarah ke log (Acche & Bure) rahtey hai , Aapko apne dost ki story sunkar Sabi ladkiyo ke barey me aisa sochna galat hai. Hume apne Girebaan me bhi dekhna chahiye ki hum kaise aur kaha hai.
Prince bro. Maine bhi Delhi me 7 years bitaye hai aur mujhe to DELHI etani acchi lagi ki aaj mujhe apna Home town ki utni yaad nahi aati hai jitna ki DELHI ki yaad aati hai.
Brother Main Tumhaari Baat Ko Sir Aankho Pe Rakhta Hoo… Lekin Itna Jarur Kahunga Meri First experience delhi Ke Baare me achha nahi raha..shayd yahi vajah ho mere aisa sochne ki..lekin kal ko agar mere sath achha hua to shayad meri soch badle.. aur main really chahta hoo meri soch badle delhi ke baare me…
yar pehle to ye batao ki aap ho kon se prince (vikas) ho ya koi or
Na Divya Ji… Main Vikaas Nahi Hoo..
pati suhagrat se pahle hi mar gaya. isiliye shayed bade bujurg shadi ke baad 5-6 din tak ghar se bahar nikalne ke liye mana karte hai….
sab log bado ka kahna mana karo…
pankaj aapne bataya nhi ki ldkiyo ne aapka kaise fayada uthaya tha batu na
Divya ji Ab Pankaj ye kaise bataye ki Ye kuch school wali ladkiyo ka roz picha kiya karta thha ladkiya eski Niyat ko Bhaap gayi aur unhone socha ki Es se kaise picha churaya jaaye aur esko kaise sabak sikhaya jaaye.
Ek din ladkiye ne Pankaj ke sath mithi-mithi batey kartey huye esko ek aise ghar me le gayi jaha par unke boy friends pahle se moujood thhe, Ladkiyo ke boy friends ne milkar bechari Bhole-bhale chikane Pankaj ki aisi Thukayi kar diya ki bechara aaj bhi Ga#nd tedhi karke chalta hai…hehehe
nice joke, but it just joke lekin mai chahta hu k real mai aisa kisi k b saath na ho.
Que-kya aadmi ek saath girlfrnd aur patni do no k saath khush rah sakta hia?
Ans- ofcourse rah sakta hai…!
Lekin girlfrnd apni aur patni kisi dusre ki honi chahiye.
Ok
@Panchhi, maro priy rang gulabi 6. be divas mate selvaas gayo hato farva mate etle rply modo karyo.
@Jay, hum thik hai dost,
viru ji aapne dimag to shi lagaya
hi Divya…!
Veru yaar mai teri baat se agree nahi hun.
kyuki ye to wahi baat ho gayi kee: "Do Naav ki sawari, Ga#nd pharwane ki taiyari"
Yaar jish din teri gf ko pata lag gaya ki tera kisi ki wife k sath bhi chakkar hai to bhai us din teri double khushi, double Maatam me badal jaayegi.
ok Jay…! I will take care
Kalia ka L**D kinte inch ka hoga ki deewar ke soorakh ko paar karne ka baad bhi bahar ko latka hua tha.
land ko to pata nahi par deewar jarur 3 inch wali patli thhi.
tumhe uske size ki itni chinta kyu hai….?
shayad wo kaliya me interested hai :P he..he..
par ab to kaliya ka L kata jaa chuka hai. ab koi fayeda nahi. ha..ha..
@anuj, tum jay k baare mein kucch jada hi bol rahe ho…tum apna dimag joke pe lagao…this is kalyugi joke…..jay ko mein accha dost manta hoon….mujhe pasand nahi koi faltu bole uske bare mein…..yanha mein sirf jay ki vajah se hoon..ok!..
agli baar cmnt karo to acche cmnt karo.
Maan gaya yaar tujhe tu hi sachaa ashique hai jay ka. :O
Matrix yar tere upar to BABA ji ka New formula wala Colget ne gajab ka kaam kiya hai.
Tere sare keede mar gaye. Tum aaj kitani Acchi aur samajhdari wali baat kar raha hai…
Bahut accha, abhi 2-3 dino tak Aur aise hi Colget lagate raho.
Jay yaar ye kya bol raha hai, ch..ch..ch.. itna jhoot. Jabki baba ji ne hi to teri g##nd me
Colgate maar ke teri ache se thukai ki thi. Aur tu mujhe help me Matrix, Help me matrix chila chilla kar keh raha tha. he..he..he.. Tab fir miene baba ko samjhaya ki 2 miin baad maar lena jay ki, abhi bechara marr jayega. ha..ha.. kitna jhoota hai yar tu. ch..ch..ch…
heheheh Khisiyani Billi Khambha Noche,
Sorry Matrix yaar mujhe ye nahi pata thha ki ye baat tumko teri Ga#d ki barbadi ka wo Bhyanak manjar yaad dila degi jesko tum aaj tak nahi bhoole ho…hehehe
he..he.. Tujhe jo batana hai hai bata le.Kyuki ab mujhe pata chal gaya hai ki tu ab hosho hawash me nahi hai. Anuj ne teri g#nd mari hai tab se tu usse gussa hai. Chor yaar tu ab pagaal ho gaya hai.
Dekha babaji miene pehle hi kaha tha, ki jay ki itni jordaar g#nd na maro, ab ho gaya na uska screw dhila. ab pagal jay ko mien to aur thokunga nahi. Par Anuj to hath dho ke iske piche par gaya hai. Bichara jay pagal bhi ho gaya ha..ha..ha… Ab g#nd se bhi hath dho bathega. ch..ch..ch..ch……..
Dhiraj ji itna gussa thik nhi hota sehat ke liye
dearrrrrrrrr dheeraj,
imotional mat ho yaar, yaha sab frnds hai aur fnds me mazak to chalta hi rahta hai. dosti ki hai nibhani to padegi hi….
Abe Pankaj ye kaisi dosti ke jab jee chaha Cylinder uthaya aur aa jate ho GAS bharwane, Abe tum teeno Matrix, Anuj aur Tumhare chakkar me mere purane Costumer dusarey jagah se GAS bharwane lagey hai.
Ye Matrix to subah aur shaam dono time Cylomder lekar mere pash aa jata hai kahta hai ki JAY Gash bhar de nahi to Dhandha nahi huwa to Khane ko rooti nahi milegi. Matrix ko maine kitani baar kah chuka hun ki Apne GAS Cylinder ko mere yaha 2-3 dino ke liye choor do acche se Repairing kar dunga to kahta hai Padosi bhi mera hi cylinder use karte hai.
@Dhiraj Yar Sory Ki Maine Tere BF Jay Ke Bare Jo Kuch Bola. Lakin Kya Kru Wo Kaan Hi Gandu Wali Krta Hai. Ab Tu Hi Lundo Ki Kami Hai Jo Wo Gadhe Ka Chusta Hai.
Hahahahahaha omg hehehe bechara kaliya
sad story hehehe
Goodafternoon frnds
Jay ji ap her baat ghuma fira ker hi kyu boltey ho, apka mtlb kya hain waise hum b delhi se hi hain fir b hume delhi pasnd nhi hain
Wanted=Deep ji hum pehle se thik hain, ap kaha busy ho ajkal?
Prince ji apni talaash zaari rakhiyega
kapil ji kb tak ho ap delhi me?
RAAVAN ji apni apni soch hain
panchi ji new id hmm
Raj = Mr Busy
Matrix = No cmts
welcome Ishu ji
hi dhiraj ji , shivendra ji, divya ji
all frnds tc
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koi khaas baat nhi hai rashii dear, bs wo kya hai n ki study nd buisness 2no 1 7 dekhni padti hai to mushkil se hi waqt mil pata hai. 2m batao kb free ho rhi ho? gr mai tumhe apna no. du to 2m mujhe call krogi? bcz mujhe pta hai 2m to apna no. dogi nhi. plz rply. m w8ing..
Hi Rashii kaisi ho m achhi hu aap apni sunao
Ji Bilkul…koi kotaahi nahi hogi..
@Rashii ji Aapko le chaltey hai men topic par nahi to aap ye kahengi ki Ghumane phirane lagey:P
Aap ko Delhi kyu pasand nahi hai ? kya crimes, rape cases, kidnappings, misbehave etc. ye factor hai jinki vajah se aap delhi ko nahi pasand karti hai ??
Rashii ji jab ye Mout ke Darinde aur Hawas k pujari Devi/Devtawo ki nagari Varanshi, Haridwar, Rishikesh etc. tak ko nahi chortey hai to ye Delhi unse kaise door rah sakti hai waise v Delhi Dil walo ki Nagari hai.
Rashii ji Aadmi ki burayi ya badnami kaha se shuru hoti hai ? Uske Ghar se. Aur Ghar se shuru hokar Mohalle me phir Muhalle se charo taraf failti hai.
Hum Delhi wale hi Jab Delhi ke bare me aisa kahenge to Out of Delhi wale jo kabhi Delhi ko dekha v nahi hai unki Delhi k bare me kya mentality hogi ?
Haan rashi ji purani to h nhi fir nayi h bnani padegi na
@ hi frnd kaise ho aap sb ?
@ ye kaliya ab kya karega , bechara ab wo baith ke hee susu karegaa !
@ kaise ho divya, banjara, rashhii,panchhi,wanted, jay, viru !
hi Psychology, hum sab becharey kaliya k bare me soch rahe hai ki Apne aap ko Bhagwan ban ne ka shayad yahi result hai.
Aap kaise hai aur etane dino kaha gayab thhe ?????????
@ jante ho jay bhai ab kaliya to bs "annnd" ke saath hee gee lenge !
aise v theek huaa "panty" pehan ke chalega to achha hi dikhega !
yaar bahut bura hua, bechare kaliya ko ab baith ke mutna padega bina silancer ke. haahahaaahaa
Hi everybody, kaise ho sab log?
hum sab achchhe hai aap batao, itne din kaha thi….?
Pankaj ji hum bilkul thik hai,aap kaise hain?mai to out of station thi,phir bhi aap ko yad kiya karti thi.
good joke
Matrix ji ap k baare me hum jyda nhi jantey isliye no cmts hehehe
Deep ji sorry hum ph per baat kerna pasnd nhi hain, hum unknown hi jyda ache hain
Baat to karo sab jaan jaogi. Waise sorry agar kuch miene galat kaha ho to, actally mujhe tumse mazaak karna achha lagta hai. That's why! ;)
Abay jay ghar me our koi nahi tha kya? Patni ke sex time vo lund khada kaise hota tha?
@matrix, saccha ashique nahi saccha dost..he he!
@anuj,..chal ab naraj nahi hu tujhse..
@pankaj….ok! ok!..
aaj barish mein naha k maja aagaya…wajan ghata hua lag raha hai..he he!!.
@matrix tumhara naam tumhare mom dad ne bada accha rakha hai i love it….he he!!….mujhe aise naam bade acche lagte hain…spiderman,superman,batman,heman,….powerman..hanman…he he!….matrix so sexy name..:).
he..he.. waise Matrix mera real name nahi hai. Mera real name Rahul hai.
And thanx for complements :P
Psycho ji hum thik hain or ap?
Divya ji kya btaye apne baare jindgi chal rahi hain
Prince ji help chaiye apko to btayiega
@ rashii g main to bilkul theek hu g,
bt aap to -ve anddz me keh rahe ho ki gindgee chal rahi hai !
aap fir kaise theek ho skte ho g !
hum na abhi aapse help nahi lenge.. Jab koi ladki set ho jaayegi tab aapki madad lenge.. Wo kya hai na ki mujhe ladkiyo ka jyada tajurba nahi hai… Aap to ladkiyo ke bich hi uthti baithti hongi… To ladki set ho jaaaye to fir aapse help lenge…
kaaliya bechara…. uska lund hi nhi raha….
He he he…kaliye aur marwa le apna lund…chut ki chah m apna lund bhi katva liya…he he he very nice
ohhhhh hahaa naa rhega kaal ka gand na rahega kalie ka lund
jaisi karni vaisi bharni