Ise Kahte Hai Genuine Ullu Ka Pattha
Views: 40,241 - Posted on 21 Apr 2011
A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home…….
Aunty: “Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, ‘Bittu‘ Ke Room Me”
Boy: “Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga”
Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk…….
Boy: “Aap Kaun?”
Girl: “Ji, Main ‘Bittu‘ Or Aap?”
Boy: “Main, Ullu Ka Pattha..!!“
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hehehehehehe sach me ullu ka pathha hai
Hey Pia, you are right yaar. Isse ullu ka patha nahi bolenge to aur kya bolenge. Kya tum meri friend banana chahogi?????
@ hi pia r u new member of this site ?
@ yaar tera naam kitna sweet hai !
@ ye aunty ki bacchhi ladki ka naam bittu kyu rakh diya ?
@ beta tension mt le main hota to main v confuise ho jata !
@ divya aapne bataya nahi aap kya krte ho ? bol do yaar nazzzr nahi lagegi !
ab nhi bataungi mai bata bata ke thak gai hu
@ Divya ji kewal ek baar aur bata dijiye hamko v nahi maloom hai……
Divya yaar itna bada kon sa work karti ho jo batane mai hi thak jati ho.hehe
Divya job karti hai.company ka naam hai.bina naam wali company.i m right or i m rght
Nice joke he he he he sala ullu ki asli aulad
@ bt mujhe nahi malum ki aap kya krte ho !
sachhhi kehta hu, es site ke sare user ki kasam !
arae divya ji bata do na psychology(luc) ko kya pata future mai aapse koi kaam pad jaye.
yaar psychology ye (luc) ka meaning kya hai
@ hey shaalu "PSYCHOLOGY" ka meaning manovighaan; yani man ki baat janane wahi vasa " hai !
nd "LUC" me mere best best friend ka naam chupaa hai !
aap es tarah se v padh skte hai ! LU_____C
@ PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) yaar rahne do aate hi line marna shuru kar diya……
Aur sunawo bhai koi pati k abhi tak ……? Lage raho bhai…..Kabhi na kabhi to……..Sala apun logo ka v kishmat chamkegi…….hehehehe
! yaaar maine ab tk kisi pe line nahi maara !
Nahi wo ullu nahi ka patha nahi hai. Bechare ka luck kharaab hai :(
Mtrixji aapke comment se koi personal attachment or incident ki boo aa rahi hai.lagta hai aapko bahut afsoas ho raha hai…..
good joke
koi bat nahi agli bar bittu ke rum me so jana.
nic jock
hahahahahaha
ye joke mujhe us din bhi achchha laga tha jis din pahli baar sameer ne ye kisee ne sunayaa tha,magar aaj bhi utna hi fresh laga he
hahahahhhaaa
jarur ye "Ullu ka Patthaa" Surya Prataap Singh urf CID hi hoga
hahahhaahaa
Magar CID mera dost he
Hey Mausam yaar 2 suna……. aajkal tera to koi bharosha hi nahi rah gaya hai……..Kab badal jaawoge pata nahi……
Hello Dosto kya haal hai sabke???
names are always confusing,aaj kal pata hi nahi chalta ladke ka naam hai ya
ladki ka…Boy ki galti nahi hai yaar
Yaar isme ullu ke patthe ki b koi galti nahi wo to naam se hi confuse ho giya jaise site pe sab shallu bhai ka naam padh kar confuse ho jate hai k shayed j shallu naam ki ladki hai ha ha ha
hahahha ek baar Heartbeat se poochha ki "shaalu ke saath sona chahoge aaj raat ko"
Heart Beat ne jhat se haan kar dee aur so gayaa,
aaj tak bhoola nhi he wo durghatna.
tabhi shaalu ka example diya he.
Heartbeat my friend dont wory main ye baat kisee ko nhi bataunga.
Arre mausam bhai sharmate q ho btado sabko kya nahi btaoge chalo main hi bta deta hu darasal wo shallu mausam bhai ki girlfriend thi us raat maine bohut maze liye main aaj tak us raat ko nahi bula ha ha ha
Ha ha ha kya jok tha bechar.
@helo jay kese ho lgta h mujhe sb bhul gye sirf apne yad rkha
@ravan tum b mujhe bhul gye
@ Sheela ji hum to bahut hi maze se hai. Bash aapki hi kami thhi, so usko aapne v pura kar diya, humko bahut khushi ho rhai hai……
@ Rashii ji thnx, Mai bahut maze se thha aur es samay v hun, Aap dosto se mazboori me door thha lekin aap sabhi ki yaad bahut aati thhi.
@Dhiraj yaar kya baat hai tum dikhayi nahi de raha ho ????????
@ Dabang ji aap kaise hai ? Aap kaha chale gaye thhe ????
bahut bada ullu ka pattha hai..
@admin nice joke sirjee…..
Admin mai tumhe yad hu ya tum b mujhe bhul gye?
Na Sheela ji apako hum kaisi bhool sakte hai… aur aapke BF Akhiraj ke kya haal hai
Bakiya me ullu ka pattha tha nice joke sameer hlo my all loving frnds
Hehehehe nice very nice
Gusse me b cute lgte ho admin ji, jra pyar se samjha dete smita ji ko hehe
kaise ho ap?
Welcome back jay ji
kaha thae kaise ho kya ho rha hain maje me to ho na?
Dhiraj ji ab to ap khush ho na jay ji aa gaye
shallu ji aate he cmt pe cmt hehe lage rahiye
raavan ji exam chal rahe hain mere to busy hu, ap n shona kaise ho?
Sheela ji exam kaise gaye ap ke apko dekhker acha lga
Mausam ji ajkal sust wala mausam chal rha hain hehe
Psycho ji, viru ji, heartbeat ji aapne humhe yaad kiya thank u ji
Matrix ji ap kaha busy rehne lage ho
kaise ho mere frnds
@ thankyou se kaam nahi chalne wala hai rashhi g !
yaar hm sb ne aapko yaad rakha hai kuch party sarty to kr do na pillzzzzzz !
hehe good joke
rashii ji site open karte hi meri najar sabse pehle apki comment hi dhundti hai so jyada coment kara karo
Hi sheela ji , dabang welcome back kese hai aap log
hi mausam hru.
ye arush kaha gaya anshul.
Hlo rashii yaar aaj kal kaha rehti ho pehle bolti thi k exam khatam ho gaye ab phir se exam oh no
hota hai yaar.Jab kismat me ho laude to kaise milenge pakode.
saala dhar ke chodh dena chaye
Nxt time chance mat chhodna(mera matlab leave)
Bittu ki ma* ko chood kar puchana tha ki name kuch or kyu nahi rakha.
mausam tuje kese pata hai ki vo mai hi tha yaar…….
hahahhaha yaar Surya pratap singh maine to sirf andaaja hi lagaaya tha.waise ab akhir tum mere friend ho,itna to andaaja lag hi jaata he,
shayad ye joke tumne hi sunaaya tha w2h pe.aur sunao aajkal w2h pe nhi aate ho.
kya doston sab log ek hi jagha mat socho,agar vo han kehta to bittu ko maa ke sath sona tha.
exactly maa ka meaning yahi tha ki tum bittu ke kamre mai so jao vo mere sath so jayegi samjhe …..
hehehehehehehe
Rashiji exam mai v thoda time nikal yahan mood fresh kar lya karo
aapke na aane se aisa lagta hai jaise "Actress ke bina movie"
By S…..
tc gud luck 4 ur result..
qki paper to sabhi ke achhe hote hai, hai na.
And Vaisi bhi bittu kisi friend ke ghar sone gayi thhi. aur uska room khali thha.. tabhi uski maa ne kaha uske room mein jake so ja
and vo ullu ka patha isliye hai ki usko hehe uske room mein kuch na kuch mil jata aur bittu ke bare mein pata chalta jo usko bad mein patane ke kaam aata.
@rashii di, jay pe thoda lagam lagao woh nautee ho chuka hai..
Can any1 want 2 sleep in my roo with me on any night , only me & U……
is any1 ready to fuck me ??????????????
hmm dosto batao is type ke comment aage se aproove kiya karu ya nahi hehhehehe
par Sureena madam ji aapko kya yahi jagha mili jaha aapni ye khawish puri ho sake
kisi sayane ne kaha hai ki aurat ko agar chahiye ho to vo 1 minute mein line laga deti hai
Aur waise he..he..he…wo "kisi sayane" ne nahi miene kaha hai :P
Admin ye koi call girl lagti hai ! he…he…he… jiska dhanda abhi manda hai :P
Hey m ur new frnd
"You are most wellcome Angel"