Ise Kahte Hai, Khushi Ke Mare Mar Jana

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Aayi, Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Bat Batayai To Kahi Khushi Ke Mare Mar Hi Na Jaye.

To Company Ne Apne Ek Sabse Intelligent Aur Talented Person, Ranjan (Aki) Ko Ye Kaam Sompa.

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  1. Samir says:

    —-PANCHHY TUM SIRF MERI HO—–
    panchhy tum kitni pyari lgti ho,
    sirf tum hi mere dil m rhti ho,
    mere TILU,,PILU,ki mummy kahlati ho,
    mere dil m tum dharkan ki trh basti ho,
    jaise jhil kamal m khila ho,
    itni pyari tum hansti ho,,
    hahahahahaha,,hehehehehe
    koyal ki koo,koo se v jyada,
    geet tum GUTURGOON GUTURGOON bali gati ho
    tumhari batan jaisi AANKHON ka kya kahna,
    jaise koi nili JHEEL ho,
    mera aur tumhara rishta hi kuchh aisa hai,
    jaise dil m hun,dharkan tum ho,
    pr aj kl kuchh kuchh khafa khafa
    si mujhse rahti ho
    aur na jane kyun tum RAKHI ko lekar mujh p sk kiya krti ho
    KYUN,KYUN,KYUN,KYUN
    panchhy sirf tum hi mere dil m rahti hi,,
    sirf tum hi rahti ho

    JPR

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Samir Bura To Nahi Maanega….Agar Main IS Kavita Me Kisi Aur Ka Naam Daal Kar Usko Bhej Doo..

      So Sweet Yaar……. muaaaaaaaaaah. :)

      1. Samir says:

        Abee sale prince

        ye tu mujhe kiss kr excited kyun kr rha h be,,yar aj m tera komu komu sa gand nhi marunga,YUMY YUMY,fir kbhi marunga be

        ,,tum mujhe kuchh dena hi chahta h to,,,2 kachcha SANTRE ka juice pila de,,,,yar,,

        JPR

    2. Jay says:

      Wah !!!!!! Samir yaar teri es kavita ko sunkar maine ye faisala kar liya ki Aaj se Panchhi sirf teri hai mai ab uski life me kahi nahi Aaunga.

      @ Panchhi meri kabootari mujhe maaf kar dena mai maanta hun ki pahla pyar itana aasani se nahi bhoola ja sakta hai phir bhi tumhe apne pariwar ka khyal rakhna chahiye…..

    3. panchhi says:

      haaayee thank u thank u …yar muje b sikhana kavita likhna fir me tere upar mast mas kavita likh kr tuje khub hasaungi

      1. Samir says:

        Yar panchhy

        aj tere cmnt read kr k mja nhi aaya yar,,,aisa lga mera ye poem hi flop h,,to yar maine sonch liya jb tk m is bar syt p hu,,,tere p 1 v poem nhi bna ounga,,sirf tujh p cmnt krunga

        agr ish time meri frend ROZY,aur YUKTI rhti to yar,,sare poem aur cmnt ousi p hote

        panchhy tum kbhi gaur ki ho

        m sirf tum aur ,,JAY,, pr hi jyda cmnt aur poem bnata hu,,,,

        jbki syt p RASHI ,,DIVYA v h,

        to yar jise m apna dost manta hu na ousi p jyada cmnt krta hu,

        SAMJHI ya or ache s samjhaoun

        JPR

      2. Pintu says:

        Hume b khub sari achhi achhi kavita aati hai, kya aap humse kavita sikhna pasand karogi free of cost?

      3. Raj Bindaas says:

        samirrrrrrrrrrr ye tune kya kiya yaarrrr aaj kitne din baad rosy ki yaad dila dia uff, agr rosy fir se is site me aayi to me use apni dil ki baat bta dunga "promise"

    4. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Teri Choice Din Par Din Badi Hoti Ja Rahi Hai….. Mosammi Se Orange Juice Pe Aa Gaya Too.. Lekin Yaar Princi Ne Mere Saare Paise Kharch Karwa Daale… Aur Diya Bhi Nahi….. Abhi Tu Wait Kar.. AMin Tere Liye Orange Juice Lene Jaa Raha Hoo..

    5. panchhi says:

      hey naraj kyu ho gaye tm yar mend to tumhe mana ni kiya na mujpr poem bnane se ya cment krne se fir tmhe mere cment me kya achha ni lga?aur muje tmhari poems achhi lgti h isilye mene tmhe sikhane ko bola…btao tmhe konsi bat achhi na lgi?

  2. bheemrajjat says:

    rashii ji
    very good rashii di ek din cmant nhee dene se he apna bhai ko bhul gaye thanks muja bhut bura l lga
    i
    panchhi ji
    i m sorry us din ke leya us din m mjak kr rhatha aage aap ke mrjee or aapko agr bura lga ho to aage se mjak heenhee kruga

    jay ji
    jay dear mujhe kal bhut bura lga ki aap site chhod kr ja rhe ho yar kal iss liya hi site pr nhee aaya ab lot kr bi aajavo ab kya rulavoge ky

      1. Jay says:

        Khan ji esme thanx wali koi baat nahi hai, yaar jaha par pyar hota hai wahi par Ruthna aur Manana bhi hota hai. Sorry to mujhe bolna chahiye jo mai kal apne GAM ko chupa na saka aur aap sabhi ko Udaash kar diya.

    1. aki says:

      divya g , kya karu 1st time me maine real me C…….T dekhi to bardast nhi kar paya to isliye aisa ho gya

  3. aki says:

    waise yar mai to uski chut mar ke aaya tha , fr bhai tune ye ku likha ki khusi k mare mar gya .
    abe chut milne ke bad to DEATH BODY b uth ke kadi ho jae .

    1. N.khan says:

      mana ki death body chut ka naam sunkar uth jate Lakin sale tu to chut ka naam sunkar mar gya b.

      1. Jay says:

        Wah !!!! Khan ji aapne kya jabardast jawab diya yaarrrrrrrr hum to us point ko note hi nahi kar paye thhe.

    2. pankaj says:

      wah mere yaar aki….chal achcha hai …tu to bura nahi maana joke ka dusre gaanduo ki tarah….hehehe……jab dusro ka mazak uda sakte hai… to apne baari aane me inki gaand kyu fatti hai…..samjh me nahi aata….

      1. Jay says:

        Beta Pankaj jinki phati hai wo gandu nahi hote hai, kyuki unki Gand ko kabhi Lund ka Saamna nahi huwa rahta hai. wo ek hi jhatake me…………..

        Aur jinki nahi phati hai wo Gandu hote hai kyuki unki Gand ko Lund ki Aadat bani rahti hai unko kuch phark nahi padta hai………take it eassy.

      2. aki says:

        bhai pankaj jab mai dusro k joke pe hus sakta hu to , to baki k dost mere bane joke pe b hus sakte hai . or mai GANDU nhi hu ki ADMINIS BHAI , ki bat ka bura manuga.

        baki rahi bat joke ki to mai tum logo ko bata du ki wo ladki baba ji ki gf thi , or maine to uski CHUT li thi yar mgr ye marne wali bat samj me nhi ayi .but anyway mgr babaji ne joke bana hi dala mere upar ,

      3. Admin says:

        teri joke ke liye dildari dekh ke mere man mein ek idea aya hai

        roj roj naam rakhne se acha mujhe ab tee nam ek parmanent character mil gaya hai hehehe aaj ke bad har joke tere nam

      4. pankaj says:

        hahahahaahahahaha….aki tune badiya jawab diya…..jo gaandu hai……wo hamesha gandu rahega…tere mere koshish karne se wo gaand marwana chor nahi dega…….hehehe

        chal thik hai aaj ye baat saaf ho gayi ke dusro ko ungli karne waale ko tyyar rahna chahiye ke uski me bhi baans ho sakta hai..hehehehe

      5. pankaj says:

        @ JAY……..areeeeee no coment……for u…..tu firr bhaag jayega……take it easy..take it easy…hehehehehe

      6. pankaj says:

        @ admin …jokes banaiyo baad me pahle un gaanduo ki list bana mere bhai jin per joke nahi banane hai………sabhi users ki voting kar le 1 baar nahi to firr koi chutiya draama kar dega…faaltu me…….yaar frndship karne ke baad koi chutiya nikal jaaye to badi takliff hoti hai..samjha kar……

  4. bheemrajjat says:

    jay admin and rashii
    ar
    aap 3 nho dosto ke liya
    ham muskura kar
    sabko bhula rahe the
    koi gam tha par dil ko tanha pa rahe the
    wo sayad aap he the jo pal pal yaad aa rahe the
    i miss you

    1. Jay says:

      @ Bheemraj ji,

      Mana k hum dosto ko bhulne ki kosish kar rahe thhe sahi hai,

      Magar hume bhul jana aapki kismat me nahi hai.

      Chaho to Aajma kar dekh lena,

      khud ko bhul jaoge humko nahi.

  5. RAKHI says:

    hello frenndz hw r u¿ kaise hai aap sabhi admin ji kabhi mera joke bhi daalo request hai aap se . aur samir ji kaise hai aap . @ panchhy … chinta mat karo aap hi samir ki joru ho usk tillu pillu ki mummy mai ye haq aap se nahi chhin sakti islia tenshion nai karne ka . ok bye .tc

    1. panchhi says:

      hehe rakhi ji me koi tention ni leti bs majak krti hu aur samir apko achha lgta h to ap use rakhlo me uska var-dan kr dugi apke liye :p

      1. N.khan says:

        hehehehe lagta h pachhi tume ek baar rakhi ke pass jakar hanshna chaiye taki rakhi apko hansti hui dekhkar dar jaye or samir ka picha chhod de.hehehe

  6. Dhiraj(..*love star* says:

    @jay,…tumhare comments padkar mujhe aisa laga ki main tumhari dosti k kabil nahi hoon…kyonki tumne mujhe kal k jaane k baad se ek baar bhi yaad nahi kiya…..jay meine tumhari marji k khilaef dosti ki….uske liye m sorry….tumhare 7 jo hua bura hua….but jay….m sorry again ki maine tumse dosti karne ki koshish ki….agar mere liye tumhare dil mein koi bhi feelings hain mein use khushi-2 sunne k liye taiyaar hoon…

    1. Jay says:

      @ Dhiraj If u thinks I miss u all the time u r wrong, I miss u only when I think about u, but damn it I think u all the time I miss u n love u sweetheart.

  7. N.khan says:

    Rakhi tum jaha bhi ho mujhe ek kiss kardo samir ne apko juth bola usne apki kisko tilu pilu ko nahi di balke usne he apki kiss ko rakli h. hehehe

    1. RAKHI says:

      mr khan us se koi farq nai padta ki samir ne kiss khud rakh kiya .diya to maine us k bachho ko tha lekin ye aap baar baar mujh se kiss kyu maang rahe hai muje samajh nai aa raha . admin mere bhaiya aap hi mr khan ko samjhaao plz . ok bye tc

      1. N.khan says:

        admin bhaiya samjaye usse achha main he samaj jaaun bt ek baat samaj me nahi aai ke tumne kal sab user se bola tha ki aaj mera last day h to aaj aap coment kese kar rahi ho.to aaj se main apko kabhi kiss ke lye nahi bolunga ok.

      2. Admin says:

        ladkiyo ki lines ki … bas ye akhiri hai, ya last bar hoga, ya aj ke bad kabhi nahi…. kabhi aitbar na karna dosto

      3. Admin says:

        arey jab vo e lines bole….. iske aage piche kuch bhi laga le par unki kisi ke bat mein agar ye lines aaye to savdhan ho jane ka

        jaisi… aaj sex karlo par aaj ke baad nahi karne dungi hehehehe

  8. Dhiraj(..*love star* says:

    @admin,..ab yeh joke site horror site mein badalti jaa rahi hai….jab se tune users k naam joke main daale tab se….aantak ka saya mand raraha hai….plse users k naam mat dalo joke mein…ek baat agar tune mujhe aki ki jagah dala hota to teri bhi waise band bajata jaise abi jay baja raha hai..he he!

  9. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Admin Bro….Fully Faadoo Joke.. Jisko Main 5 Rating De Sakta Hoo.

    Keep It Up Bro.

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Maine Kaam Layak Bana Liya Hai Use…..Ab bus warning Deta Hai…… Lekin Page Khul Jata Ab.

  10. Anuj says:

    hehehehe bhosdi ke Aki tere se ye ummid nhi thi…

    Admin kal wale joke pe yahi kahunga 'Gand maraye duniya, Hum bajaye Harmuniyam' lage rho aur aise hi joke dalte rho

  11. Dhiraj(..*love star* says:

    @admin,..aaj tere ek joke ki wajah se tune jay aur mujhme breakup karwa diya…ab to khush ho naa…..mein uss joke k bare mein kucch nahi kanhuga but usse kisi ko hurt ho yeh acchi baat nahi…jaldi vegitarian site lao…jangli kutte aur kuttiya jada ikkate ho chuke hain…blood pressure high ho raha hai….

  12. Dhiraj(..*love star* says:

    Shukra karo bhagwan ne ch##+ k alawa g##d bhi banayi nahi to world population aaj…..12 billion hoti…hehe!!

  13. Dhiraj(..*love star* says:

    …..BHOSDIKE……

    samir ki baate bhosdike…

    admin ke joke bhosdike,

    users k comment bhosdike,

    rashii k bhai bhosdike,

    pancchi ka chara bhosdike,

    readers k view bhosdike,

    miya bibi ka pyaar bhosdike,

    jay ka emotional atya4 bhosdike..

    dhiraj ka jay se pyaar bhosdike,

    ladko ka luna..ladkio ki chut bhonsdike,

    madarchod duniya bhosdike,

    bhosdike saccha pyar bhosdike….sex ka chhaya bukhar bhonsdike….,

    bhrastachariyo ki gaand mein dhiraj ka talwar bhosdike…….bhosdike….

  14. RAKHI says:

    Take it light ji, miss me might ji ,nevrdo fight ji,eat gud diet ji, be always happy . . . . right ji

  15. Samir says:

    Yar rakhi

    m thik hu yar,1 tum hi ho jo itne pyar s puchhti ho ki m kaisa hu,,jbki meri joru panchy aj tk nhi puchhy h,

    i like it yar,,

    aur yar aj dopahar m mere ghar aao,ous time panchy nhi rhti h, tb

    m tumhe apne bache ,,tilu,pilu s milbaounga,,,aur apne hath s bna hua chai(tea) v pila ounga,,

    aur hm dono khub msti v krenge,

    kyun kya khyal h,,,aaogi na

    m tumhara wait karunga,janu

    muaaaaaaaah,muaaaaaaaaaah

    JPR

    1. RAKHI says:

      thanx samir so nice of u aaj tak mere pati ne bhi muje apne haath se chai banaa k nahi pilaayi to aap k haath ki chaai peene aur aap k bachho se milne jarur aaungi bt i don know ur address aur haan agar nahi bhi aa saki to aap ka itna kehna hi bahot hai ki aap apne haath se banaa k muje chai pilaaogi realy so nice of u bye tc

      1. Jay says:

        Rakhi ji mujhe jis baat se dar thha Aaj wahi ho gaya, Mujhe esi baat ka dar thha ki Kahi Aap Apne husband ki Tulna (Comparison) Samir se na karne lagae.

        Waise Aap dubai kab jaa rahi hai Aur kya aap Dubai jaakar mera ek Kaam kar sakti hai ????????

      2. N.khan says:

        rakhi samir tume sirf chai pilayega main apko chai aur khana bhi apne hatho se khilaunga aur main apko kiss dene ke lye bhi nhi bolunga bas ek kiss apko jarur dunga flying kiss.hehehe agar apko meri is baat se koi hurt huwa ho to main apko sorry nahi bolungj kyunki isme hurt hone ke baat he nhi h.hahaha

  16. Dhiraj(..*love star* says:

    @jay,..i love u s©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©© much…miss u my…darling…Dhiraj tere liye badnaam ho gaya…aur duniya ki gaand mein aag laga diya..hehehe!..miss u love u..tc..dear

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Dhiraj……………Kaisa Hai Mera Yaar? Maje Me Hi Hoga I Know It. Because Jo Darr Gaya Wo Dhiraj Nahi Ho Sakta. I Am Sorry Ki Jab Tu Mushkil Me Tha Main Tere Sath Nahi Tha. Lekin Tujhe Uss Time Jay Ki Jarurat Thi.. Meri Nahi. Be Happy.

  17. Samir says:

    Abe jay,raj bindas

    kidhar h be,,mera 1 dili arman h k mai admn k gand ki tikkha buti 1 karun,,kya karu yar,jb s maine admn k gand ka sample bala photo dekha h tb s mere raton ki nind our gyi h,,

    YAR mere pas 1 mst plan h, kyun na hm sb admn ka gand kat lu aur ouske jaghe 1 hathi k bache ka gand set kr dun,,kyun kaisa h mera idia,,h na mst,

    bt yar hm tino admn k gand k liye ladayi nhi karenge,

    pahle 3 dino tk admn k gand ki tikkha buti ek m karunga,,ouske bad tm sb

    JPR

    1. Admin says:

      sun jab tikha buti karne aaye to mere lund ko muh mein dal le Lolibutta samajh ke 2 min chus bhi liyo

    2. Jay says:

      Yaar Samir idea to tera mast hai lekin mere bhai tum Admin ke Gand ke chakkar me pad gaua to tere Pariwaar ka kya hoga, Abhi-Abhi panchhi ka gussa kuch kam huwa hai tab tak tum phir edar udhar Laar tapkaane lage……….hehehe

    3. Raj Bindaas says:

      Samir – bhai k bare me koi galat baat nai hehe wo sirf mera hai ha 3 din baad me tumhe dene ki soch sakta hu

  18. Dhiraj(..*love star* says:

    @my lovely,..prince…..mujhe tumhari khal rahi thi…maine socha ki tum mere dukh mein mera saath doge but tumhara ek bhi comment mere liye nahi aaya….ab tum mujhe cmnt kar rahe ho…anyways u will be my lovely forever…miss u..tc..

    tumhein yaad hai naa 30 july ki amavasya ki raat ko hum charo lal pahadi pe movie dekhenge…hell of deads ..he he!!.bye tc..miss u love u..lovely prince..;).

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      I Am So Sorry Dear…. But Us Samay Tujhe Jay Hi Sambhal Sakta Tha.

      Haa Mujhe Yaad Hai..Jarur Chalenge Dekhne..

      Maine Abhi Se Poori Taiyaari Kar Li Hai.

  19. Vikash raj says:

    Ok find,mai nay ek joke aap ko send ki hai lalu wala plz admin bhai usko aap kal show karna plz

  20. Vikash raj says:

    Or ha admin bhi mai sab ko janta hu! Iss liye no intod bas samajh lijeye ki mai 2saal se khi ek koney mai comment karta tha (hide comment) he he he he he

    1. aki says:

      panchhi g , jyada sochne ki jarurat nhi hai .

      ab kuch dino me is site pe GIRLS (user) ka name b dalne wala hai . tab husna tum hehehehehe

    2. aki says:

      oe ek bat MAIne kabhi CHUt nhi dekhi to jor ka jatka muje dire se laga mgr ab habbit ho rahi hai . hehehehe

  21. RAKHI says:

    haan ji jay maine samir ko mere hb se jaroor compare kiya hai bt samir ki taarif hi ki hai buraai nahi .aur mai dubai shaayad august k first week mai jaaungi kyunki mera passport to aa gaya hai bt visa abhi aana baaki hai . aur haan aap ko kya kaam hai jaraa jaldi bataaiye agar possible hoga to mai jaroor karungi ok bye tc

    1. Jay says:

      @ Rakhi ji maine kewal compare karne ki baat kaha hai aur wo bhi Chaay (Tea) wali baat par jo aapne kaha ki aapke Husband ne aapko kabhi chaay nahi pilaya, Aapne samir ki burayi nahi kiya lekin apne Husband ki to burayi kar diya. Khair choro ye baat……….

      Dusari baat ye hai ki mere Big bro. v dubai me rahetey hai aur wo 3 years se ghar nahi aa rahe hai, Jabki unki company every year leave vacation deti hai aur flight ticket v deti hai. Ab problem ye hai ki wo ghar aa jatey to unki shadi ho jati aur phir mera number jaldi aa jata. Jiska mujhe besabri se intzar hai. Ghar wale kahtey hai ki teri waha par koi G.F hai to batawo hum log usi se teri shadi karwa detey hai tab bhi wo koi positive reponse nahi detey hai.

      Rakhi ji maine to apni problem bata diya ab aap agar esme meri kuch help kar deti hai to aapka bahut bada Ehsaan hoga mujhpar……..

      Admin bhai plz….. tum beech me apni chonch mat adana. Tu ulta – sidha hi idea dega taaki mai Shadi ke liye tarsata rahun……

  22. Princy says:

    Hello friends. Kaisa ho? Prince ye 30 july ko kya hai? Kapil aur apki IAS ke preparation kaisi chal rahi hein. Aapne jo wo kisko cmt diya tha, mujhe yaad nahi jisme aapne abuse language ka use na karna ya sincerity se baat karne ke liye kaha tha . Meine apke us cmt se bahut impress hui. Best of luck for ur preparation. 1 sms aap sabhi ke liye- do dost the! Bahut achhe dost the! Hone do na, hum logo se achhe thode the.@ your face looks good when it smiles but smiles looks more good when it is on ur face. So keep smiling! Aur panchi,aki,rakhi,divya, rashi, samir, dhiraj,jay,mithu,jat,mansi kaisa ho? Ok bay tc.

  23. N.khan says:

    Mirza ghalib ne M.C dekhi or arj kiya~

    Salwar ke niche hole se ris-ris kar pani lal aata hai~

    Ghalib ka kahna he kya mohtrma ka bhosda bhi paan khata hai.

  24. Naresh loving Boy says:

    hellllllllllo frnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddsssssss……………Sab kese ho YaaRo,

    svi frnds masti kar rhe hain,dekh kar bhut achha laga

    Meri pyari "Parian" v theek lag rhi hain

    per lagta hai mujhe bhul gy hain.Q……..

    ye saale 'AKI' ko ladkian or paise kab sambhalna ayega,

    Yaar kab seekhoge………..

    Joke mast hai,Yaaro……….

  25. Samir says:

    Yar rakhi

    ye kya tum bol rhi ho yar,ki tum mere ghr ka pta nhi janti,,,

    are yar m nonvegpur m rhta hu, kholi no 420 h,,,aur yar tum kisi s v puch lena tilu pilu k papa samir kidhar rhta h tb sbhi log bta denge wo joru ka gulam samir kholi no 420 m rhta h,,

    tb aaogi na janu,

    tb hm dono candle diner p chalenge fir DISCO m jake khub dhinchika dhinchika pr khub dance v karenge,

    samjhi janu

    i m wait janu

    JPR

    1. RAKHI says:

      are samir ji aap se milne ki tamaana shaayad dil mai hi reh jaayegi kkyunki mere pati dev dubai se aa rahe hai muje lene. so mera wait karenge to karte hi reh jaayenge

  26. bheemrajjat says:

    doctor mareez ke gand main ungli kar ke baitha tha ek ne pooch

    doctor sahab kya kar rahey ho?

    doctor mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon

    ek ne phir poocha kaisa

    doctor yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga

    ek aurat dosri se jab tumhara talaaq huaa to tumhara ek baccha aur ab 4 hain kaise

    dorsi aurat sharma ke boli vo kahbhi-kabhi maafi maangney aa jatey hain.

  27. Rashii says:

    Gud joke

    aki ji ap toh intelligent thae isliye apko bheja gya tha per ap bhi hehehehe

    hi admin ji kaise ho ap, mna hi liya aapne jay dear ko

    Jay dear hume aapse ye umeed nhi thi humne to apko strong samjh tha but ap bhi humari tarah nikley hehehe

    bheem bhaiya ji namaskaar kya haal hain tohaar sb thik toh hain na, aur hum kisi ko nhi bhultey, kal hum apko cmt nhi kar paye to iska mtlab ye nhi hum apko bhul gaye, miss u bhaiya ji

    dhiraj ji apki kavita hume samjh nhi aayi aur na hi hume achi lgi sry

    Raj kuch dino se ap kuch jyda hi bindas ho gaye ho hmm

    prince ji ap kaha busy ho?

    Hi panchi ji, divya ji, rakhi ji kaisi ho ap sb?

    All frnds tc

    1. Jay says:

      @ Rashii dear kya karey humey Ruthane hi nahi aata hai, esliye kisi k manane se pahle hi hum maan jatey hai. Waise hum har maamle me bahut strong hai lekin DIL ke Mamle me utana hi soft aur mulayam hai.

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      Aap koun hai srimati ji me aapko nahi janta aur na hi anjan logo se mujhe dosti karne ka shok hai so please kabhi apne comment me mera naam nahi lijiyega :(

    3. aki says:

      rashii g wo maine 1st time kisiko nude dekha to SHOK ho gya tha mgr I,prommise ki abki bar aisa nhi hoga . ab bolo kab milne aau tumse . hehehehe

  28. Pintu says:

    Ladkiyo me chaar(4) khubiya hoti hai.

    1 > bina koi chot lage khoon nikalta hai.

    2 > bina ghaa khaye dooah deti hai.

    3 > bina touch kare 2inch ko 8inch kar deti hai.

    4 > kuchh na karo to munh fula deti hai aur kuchh karo to pet fula deti hai.

    1. shri.muthmar.ji says:

      Pintu urf tillu bhai ma aapse bilkul sehmat hu par without touch 8inc ka karna kuch hazam nai hua kyunki mere siwa kisi ka 8inc ka ha hi nai heheh

  29. Rashii says:

    Hii Pyarmohan ji kis ki kumdali dekhne me busy ho?

    Thanx raja ji humari jhuti tareef karney k liye, kaise ho ap?

    N.khan ji aapne sahi kaha hum nhi reh paye apne dosto k bina

    1. pyare mohan says:

      dear rashii ji namaste,kaisi hai aap?dear aaj kal hum school main busy hai,school se wapas aane ke bad bhi time nahin mil pata hai kyuki phir tution wale student aa jate hain. isiliye busy hun.

    1. Samir says:

      jija boliye Sali sahiba,aur sali ji aakhir kar apko hmari yad aa hi gyi,,,hmmmm,chalo achi bat h,
      aur rashi ji kabhi aaye,mere ghr mere bachon s milne taki TILU ,,PILU,v apni KHALA jan s mil ske,,
      kyun sali ji shi kaha na,,aur ap apni panchhy bhn ko smjhaye ki wo mujh p jyada sk n kre aur RAKHI ko lekr meri jyada pitayi v na kre,,,aur sali ji ap daily
      ,,,NONVEGPUR,,,aaya kren

      JPR

    1. Samir says:

      Ailaaaaaa larki

      niharika,niharika,niharika,niharika,

      NIHARIKA ji

      m samir hu,nam to suna hi hoga,

      apka nam bahuuuuuuuut hi sweet h,

      bilkul rasmalayi ki trh,,

      niharika ji mera is syt p koi v dost nhi h,,m bilkul tanha hu,,,,jbki m kbhi gand gandi baten nhi krta hu

      ,,gandi gandi bat to PRINCE the bad boy krta h,,,nam s hi ganda lgta h,,,agr ap mujh se dosti karogi to m apko khub apne poem s hasaya karunga,,,,aur yar m abhi tk KUNWARA hu,,,

      barahamchari nhi hu,,,,brahanchari to admn h,aur wo kahta h m 50 sal tk apne barahamcharya ka palan karunga,to ap admn ki trf dekhna v mt,,

      to niharika ji ,kya khyal h mere bare,,bhejun apna

      RISHTA,,FRENDSHIP ka yar

      ye lo mere trf s frendship

      muaaaaaah,muaaaaaah(kiss)

      kun mja aaya na,

      JPR

  30. Dhiraj(..Badalta Jis says:

    @rashii di,..mujhe laga jay ne mujhse dosti tod di isliye mein kucch samay k liye pagal ho gaya tha..isliye…hehe.

    @Panky..kya tum mujhse bhi naaraj hai…m sure hoge??

    @princy,..thanx…

    1. pankaj says:

      are yaar dhiraj.. m tujhse kyu naaraj hone laga…..tu to mera bahut pyaara frnd hai jo kisi baat ka bura nahi maanta…….aur jo maanta hai use comnt karne ki koi zrurat nahi hai…jab uski gaand me khuzli hogi tab aayega apne aap marwane……dont worry
      mnre naaraaz hona chor diya hai ab…..hehe

      1. aki says:

        hahahahahaha , bhai tune to bhut must bat kahi yar yaha bhut se aise hai ki jab khud ki bari aati hai to GAAND fut k do hisso me ho jati hai unki .aise to is SITE k nam pe klunk hai kuki jab JIGR hi nhi SALO k pas to yaha GAND marane ku aate hai

  31. RAKHI says:

    hello jai kaise hai aap aur aap ko kya kaam hai mujhse bataaiye na . @admin ….. aap to mere joke nahi daalte agar koi naarajgi hai to bataaiye. @samir…agr aap ghar non vegpur mai kholi no 420 mai hai to mera ghar kholi no 421 mai hai aap k baaju mai hi hai aur ok. bye tc

  32. Dhiraj(..Badalta Jis says:

    @Logo kabi mujhe enjoy karne ka mauka do…sare jokes sirf luna aur chuna pe bante hai…kal jab joke mujh pe bana to bawal khada ho gaya aur enjoy bhi nahi kar saka chalo thoda enjoy kar loon..

    …jab jay ne mujhe kiss kiya to mera temp 37degree se 57 degree panhuch gay..

    jab panky ne kiya to 67degree..hua….jab prince ne kia to 80degree panhucha…jab samir ne kia to temp..1007degree panhuch gaya…

    jab akhiri mein jab 3no ne khol k dikhaya to ..mein pigal gaya aur behosh ho gaya…uske baad nahi bata sakta kya hua…kyonki 3no ne …bus-2

  33. Jay says:

    Hey dosto!

    Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,

    Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.

    Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,

    Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!

  34. Jay says:

    Meri sweetheart teri Bhootani rooth kar kehti hai humse,

    "JAY" Tumhara to milna ab kam ho gaya hai,

    Us pagli ko kaise samjhaye ki________

    Uska "JAY" ab kahi aur Khoo gaya hai.

    Tumne mujhe jyada pareshan kiya to mai us se sab kuch bata dunga, phir to teri khair nahi……..hahahahaha

  35. Dhiraj(..Badalta Jis says:

    @jay ay ay ay ay ay y y y y……kya tum sun rahe ho meri awaaz…kal tumne mera dil toda tha…tumhein uski bharpayi karni padegi….mere 1 bottle aansoon ki kimat chukani padegi…

    mujhe koi romantic si shayari sunaoo….i missss u whn i think bout u…dammit!!..but its true…but i love u my dreamboy..bye..

    1. Jay says:

      Meri Sweetheart………
      Teri meri, Meri teri, Pream kahani hai Mushkil.
      Doo lafzo me ye baya na ho paaye………..
      Ek Ladka ek Ladki ke liye kahani hai nayi,
      Doo lafzo me ye baya na ho paaye………
      Ek duze se rahe juda, jab ek duze ke liye baney.
      Doo lafzo me ye baya na ho paaye………….
      Tumse Dil jo lagaya to saza maine hai paaya,
      Kabhi socha na thha, ye ke Meelo door hoga saaya.
      Doo lafzo me ye baya na ho paaye………
      Teri meri baato ka har lamha sabse anjana.
      Doo lafzo me ye baya na ho paaye………….
      Har Eahsash me tu hai, Har ek yaad me tera Afsana.
      Doo lafzo me ye baya na ho paaye…………..
      Teri meri, Meri teri, Pream kahani hai Mushkil,
      Doo lafzo me ye baya na ho paaye………….
      Ek Ladka ek Ladki ke liye kahani hai nayi,
      Doo lafzo me ye baya na ho paaye………….

      ****** BodyGuard******

  36. N.khan says:

    admin,samir,jay,prince,dhiraj,aki,muthmar,pintu,vikash,naresh,panchhi,rashii.divya,rakhi..itne naam he mujhe yaad h all friends aap sabhi kese ho apna dhyan rakhna main ab apko comment nahi kar sakunga kyunki main kal se busy rahunga bt time milega to main apko comment karne ki kosish karunga.meri admin se request h ki admin ek joke apne upar bhi bana..ek request panchhi se h ki samir and tilu pilu ka dhyan rakna aur rakhi ji aap bhi apna dubai me khayal rakhna.muaaah muaaah aap sabhine mujhe comment kiya thanks miss you all friends ok bye byeeiii.

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Admin Bro….Meri Baari Kab Aayegi? Koi Badhiya Sa Dhansu Joke Bana De Mere Bhai Mere Upar…..Maza Aa Jaayega.

  37. shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Abe Prince tu mera juice pi na. Bole to daily taza nikalta hu. Par ye nai pta ye kiska ha musamiya ka ya…. Chalo koi baat nai tu tast karke btana. Aur pasand aaye to daily bhijwa diya karunga. Aur haan paison ki chinta nai karne ka. Abe sale dost se v koi paise leta ha?

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Bhai…Tuje Apna Juice Mubaarak… Aisa Ghatiya Aur Sada Hua Juice Mujhe Nahi Chahiye…… Daily Nikaal Aur Le Jaa Ke Thele Pe Bech….

  38. sonu says:

    Bhagwan ne doot ko India me 3 baaten pata karne k liye bheja..

    1.Sabse strong cheez kya he?.

    2.Sabse weak cheez kya he?.

    3.Kounsi cheez maine nahi banaayi fir bhi he''.

    Doot wapas aake bola:

    1-India me sabse strong he JHAANT KA BAAL Jisko dekho bolta h ki:

    "Tu mera Jhaant Ka Baal b nhi ukhad sakta.

    2-India mein sabse weak cheez h GAAND Jise dekho bolta hai:"Gaand phat gayi".

    3-Aur wo cheez jo apne nahin banayi magar India mein he:Behen ka loda…!

  39. Dhiraj(..Badalta Jis says:

    hey yanha koi ladai mat karo….yeh bahut buri cheej hoti hai….kyonki har dil mein aakhir pyaar hota..hai…jise ladai ki jagah istemal karo…to yeh duniya behad khubsurat lagegi….love u all my friends..muaah!!..tc! byeee!:).

  40. Raj Bindaas says:

    hmmm mere khayal se agr sabse acha comment karne k liye points diye jaye to sabse jyada points pankaj ko milna chahiye, bindaas bolta hai aur sach bolta hai

    1. Jay says:

      Raj bro. phir to name ki title change karke Pankaj Bindaas aur Raj Bakwaas karni padegi…..hehehe

    2. pankaj says:

      thanx bhai……..bas tu hi mujhe sanjha hai hehehe..ab zyaada tareef na kar tu meri nahi m ro padunga………hahahahahahahahah

  41. Pintu says:

    Kal ka aur aaj ka joke/cmnt read karne k baad jis jisko dukh pahocha ho unsab ke liye apne dukh ko bhulane ka uttam upay-

    Apne pent ki zeep me khud ki lulli ko fasa dena,

    Fir dekho dukh kaise gayab ho jata hai.

  42. Dhiraj(..Badalta Jis says:

    @pintu,…kya yeh tumhara purana upay hai…kya ladkio k liye bhi yahi rai hai…aur rahi baat dukh pahunchne ki….woh dukh galat address pe panhuncha tha…jise meine tumhare address pe bhej dia…..
    ab main kal ki ek baat clear karna chahta hoon…kal jay ne pehli galti yeh ki…usko woh cmnt nahi karna chahiye tha….aur woh sirf ek joke tha kisi ki reality nahi..usme naaraj hone ki koi wajah nahi banti…..jay…i will love u n miss u…tc dear..

  43. Dhiraj(..Badalta Jis says:

    @Jay,..har dil ek na ek din dusre dil se juda hota hai…lekin jab tak hum kisi k saath hain use dil se pyaar karna chahiye…aur judaii mein bhi bade pyaar se juda hona chahiye….kal tumne kaha tha ki ab mein shayad hi kavi site pe aapaunga…lekin tumne mere baare mein ek baar bhi nahi socha…jane se pehle tumhara cmnt aisa tha ki meine jo tumse dosti ki thi woh sab joke ki tarah tha….kal meri aankhon sirf aansun the…aur aaj meri aankhein sukh chuki hain..agar roun bhi to aansun nahi niklenge…agar tum mujhse saccha pyaar aur dosti karte to woh cmnt na kartein…hum yeh soch lete ki tum busy ho…but tumne yeh nai socha ki mera aur baki friends ka kya hoga…agar tumhein baki ki nahi balki meri fikar hoti to woh cmnt tum bilkul bhi na karte….tum pyaar mein bhole ho abhi..

  44. Dhiraj(..Badalta Jis says:

    @jay…tum mujhe kavi apne dil se to comment kiya karo…q copy paste karte ho……agar tum aisa karte rahoge to main tumhein comment nahi karoonga….

    @dear, panky u toooo! good!!..

    @jay,…plzzzz kucch apne dwara rachi gayi shayari likho….uss shayari mein ladki kanha se aagayi…????

  45. Dhiraj(..Badalta Jis says:

    …..BHOSDIKE…..

    …tera chehra bhosdike,

    teri aankhein bhonsdike,

    teri muskaan bhonsdike,

    tera sexy badan bhonsdike,

    tera fashion bhonsdike,

    teri baatein bhonsdike,

    tera emotional atya4 bhonsdike,

    tera 10 se pyaar bhosdike..

    tujhe mein maroon chaante chaar bhonsdike…..bhonsdike….hrrrrrrrrrr!!!

    1. Samir says:

      Abe dhiru

      tujhe kya ,ho gya h be,,,lgta h tu kuch jyada hi mera luna chus liya h hehehe,,,ishi liye bhosri

      bhosri chila rha h,,hehehe,

      aur ye le muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,

      tu v kya yad krega, ja ab ais kr

      JPR

  46. RAKHI says:

    hello frendz hw r u. @ jay….mujhe abhi bhi nahi samajh aaya ki aap kya kehna chaah rahe hai plz thoda clear kijiye . @ samir… hello kaise hai aap . @ n khan …. hello mr khan aur kya chal rahaa hai .@admin …. aur admin bhaiya aap kaise hai meri request to request hi reh jaayegi koi baat nahi it is ok . ok bye

    1. Jay says:

      Rakhi ji Aapko kya samajh me nahi aaya, Samir ke Apne Husband ko compare karne wali baat, ya phir meri problem ????

  47. Dhiraj(..Badalta Jis says:

    ……4 FRIENDS…..

    chinti ko chuhe se jalan hui…chuhe ko billi se jalan hui…billi ko kutte se jalan hui…kutte ko sher se jalan hui…sher ko haathi se jalan hui….jab chinti ne hathi k soond mein ghus kar use tadpa dia…to hathi ko cheenti se jalan hone……kahne ka matlab hai jalan karna buddhiman viveki vayakti ko shoba nahi deta…yeh un logo k liye hai jo jalan ki aag mein khud ko jalana pasand karte hain….khud ko dekho…kya pata tumhare pass bhi kucch aise cheez ho jo duniya mein kisi k pass na ho…chahe woh pagalpan hi kyon na ho..ha ha!! tc

  48. Naitik says:

    . . .baadle me chup raha h chanq kyu. . .apni hi kisi ada se puch lo. . . . .hi 2 ol . .m new ere. . :D

  49. Rashii says:

    Hii admin ji kaise ho ap?

    Jay dear iska mtlb ap humari tarah ho buddhu hehehe

    Raj ji sbse pehle hum shrimati ji nhi hain shrimati shadi k baad bola jata hain aur rahi apka name na leney ki baat toh hum ab apka name nhi lengey thanx

    Dhiraj ji gussa aaye bhi to usko control kiya kijiye, gusse me hum khud ko hi hurt kartey hain

    bheem bhaiya kaise ho ap, apki shyari mast thi thank u ji

    N khan ji hume ans mil gya yaha bus jijaji ki kami thi wo bhi hume mil gaye

    rakhi ji, panchi ji hum bhi thik hain

    samir jija ji ap shaq karney wale kaam kartey ho tbhi toh panchi behan ap per shaq karti hain

    prince ji, pankaj ji, divya ji, pyarmohan ji, kapil ji, kaise ho ap sb?

    All frnds tc

    1. Jay says:

      Haa Rashii ji DIL ke mamale me hum bhuddhu hi hai, Tabi to Aaj Badnaam ho gyae hai kisi ke stah Dildari me.

  50. ANSHULSHARMA says:

    hi all friends, sab kaise ho bhut din ho gaye is site par aaye . babaji aap kaise ho. rashii,mausam,imran,jay,arush,divya panchhi,raavan,sameer,and all my friends how r u.

    babaji jokes kaafi accha tha.

    1. Jay says:

      hey Anshul hum to maze se hai, lekin tum etane din kaha chala gaya thha ????????

      Kahi Mamu ke ghar to nahi chala gaya thha ?……hehehe