Iska Khatna Kar Do

Pakistan Mein Ek Maa Apne Bache Ko Le Kar Doctor Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Maa: “Dr. Saab Iska Khatna (Circumcision) Kar Do

Dr: “200, Rs Lagenge

Maa: “Itne Se Kaam Ki Itni Jyada Fees

Dr: “Ye 500 Rs Lo Aur Mera Sirf Haath Mein Hi Pakad Lo

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Dr Ne Khatna Karne Ki Fees 200 Rs Mangi. To Munnay Ki Ma Boli Itne Se Kaam K Itni Zyada Fees. Dr: Ye 500 Lo Or Mera Sirf Haath Me Pakar Lo.

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  55 Comments

  1. rash says:

    anju, khatna means "Circumcision", it is the removal of some or all of the foreskin (prepuce) from the penis. in short lund ki aage chamdi ka katna :-P

  2. Lalit says:

    Are seema iasme chee karne wali kya baat he. Jab padhte time nhi socha to chee kis chiz ke liye…

  3. Zunaid says:

    khatna ek bahut kharab pratha hai, jab upar wala poora lund deta hai to use kyon kaat diya jaata hai, kitna dard hota hai, Kab dimaag ayega in logon mein.

    mein apne bete ka khatna nahi karaunga.

  4. pankaj says:

    land ka matlab to aap sabhi baalaye (girl) to samajhti hi hongi to khatna ka matlab hota hai land ki aage ki chamedi katna it means MUSALMANI

  5. kundan says:

    shruti aur Seema

    ganda lagta hai to aisi adult website kholti hi kyun ho sms padh kar maja bhi le liya aur show bhi kar diya ki you are not naughty

  6. arif says:

    zunaid,america jaisa country me bi log khatna karwate hai,is riwaz ka kuch to fayda hoga.by the way katna ke samay dard nahi hota(hospital se karwa dena).

  7. azhaan says:

    sahi kaha arif bhai… ye bichare illiterate hain they dont know the importance of khatna>>> abey admin yaha pe hi rahta hai sale bahar nikal k duniya dekh aaj kal hindus bhi khatna karwa rahe hain kyunki scientist ne prove kiya hai k khatna karwane se hiv khone k chances kam hota hain

    1. admin says:

      Azhaan, Bhai baat to teri thik hai Khatna karvane se sex time bhi bad jaata hai. par main jara Kaat peet Aur Operation Se Darta hun

  8. Akshay says:

    lund ki aage wali chamdi ko katna hi islam me khatna kahlata hai.

    ye isliye kiya jaata hai taaki peshab karte samay paani ki bunde kapade aur sarir pe na gire. agar paani gir gaya to sarir gandi ho jaati hai aur aap namaj aada nahi kar sakte

  9. nagesh says:

    Dear Azhaan, kis dunia me rahte ho, lund ki chamri aur nakhun, bal me antar karna sikho, ye kahin nahi proof hai ki khatna se HIV kam hone ka chance hota hai,cover to kan ke upar bhi rahta hai, to kya jyada sunne ke liye kan kat diya jaye, upar wale ne chamri dhull-dhakkar, aur dusri gandagi se bachane ke liye diya hai, well ke frog, well se bahar nikal,
    Zunaid is right, aur admin ko duniya dikhane se pahle tu kue se bahar nikal

    1. admin says:

      Nagesh, u absolutely right. Agar bhagwan ke koi cheez tumhe by default di hai to kuchbsoch samjh ke hi di hogi na. Nakhun n baalo ki bat alag hai. Vo baste hai isliye timely katne padte hai hai. N jaha tak mera khayal hai ki cover hone se HIV ka khatra kam hota hai. Na ki usko hatane se Aage doctors jane

  10. faizy says:

    are kyon itna shor macha rahe ho.allah ne kaha mum ne maan lia bas.ek musalman ke liye itna hi kafi hai.

  11. Abdul says:

    Zunaid bilkul theek kehta hai. Sirf khatna ke waqt hi dard nahi hota magar jab chamry ke bina lund chaddy se ragadta hai to bahut dard hota hai usey. Aisa lagta hai jaise phatke lag rahe ho aur yeh dard 2 ya 3 weeks tak rehta hai jab tak sari nerve endings khatam nahi ho jaati chaddy se raggad raggad kar. Kayi bacche dard ke darr se behosh ho jaate hai ya bhaagne ki koshish karte hai magar unhe zabardasti pakkad liya jaata hai aur unke cheekhne chillane ko koi nahi suntaa woh bechare rote hai aur iltijaa karte hai ke khatna na karey magar koi nahi sunta unki fariyaad aur chamry ko kaata jaata hai.

    Zunaid yeh jaanta hai aur insaani taur par hamdardi rakhta hai khatna ke victims se.

  12. sunil says:

    Khatna me ladko ke lund ke aage ki chamri ko kaat ke hata diya jata hai to wah "katta"ho jata hai.Ladkiyon ke boor ki chamri bhi kaat ke hattaya jata hai taki lund aur boor ka milan acha se ho.

  13. shashank says:

    circumcision is a good, i m 24 or maine 2 saal pehle hi circumcision karwaya hai, i deel very well ant tight wow open penis is best

  14. Sameer says:

    khtna karne se lode ka uper ka mass hat jata hai.jisse cum bahut ache se bahar aata hai..girls ko lund chusne me maza aata hai..or girls ki chut or gand me loda ache se jata hai..mere lode ki khtna hue hai or main jab bhi muth marta hun bahut maza aata hai..bahut sari girls ne mera loda bhi chusa hai unko bhi maza aaya…main to kehta hun sab k sab khatna karva lo…loda acha lagega