Iska Khayal Rakha Karo
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Insani Jism Ka Sab Se Nazuk Hissa Hai Gaand
Thand Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi,
Garmi Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi,
Paper Na Aata Ho To Gaand Fat Gayi,
Result Aaye To Gaand Fat Gayi,
Koi Bhi Kaam Kharab Ho Jaye To Gaand Fat Gayi,
To Bhai Logo, Apne Dil Se Jyada Khayal Apni Gaand Ka Rakha Karo
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इंसानी जिस्म का सब से नाज़ुक हिस्सा है गांड
ठण्ड लगे तो गांड फट गयी,
गर्मी लगे तो गांड फट गयी,
पेपर न आता हो तो गांड फट गयी,
रिजल्ट आये तो गांड फट गयी,
कोई भी काम ख़राब हो जाये तो गांड फट गयी,
तो भाई लोगो, अपने दिल से ज्यादा ख्याल अपनी गांड का रखा करो
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Sab logon ki gand admin jaisi hi thodi hogi. Sochta hun admin kitni naram naram hogi. Ye sochkar dil me gudgudi hoti ha. Bura na man na admin bhai kya ha ki mera man bachpan se hi naram gand dekh kar lalcha jata ha
vo to thik hai.. par fir tu apni sakht gand kya aaj tak ye soch ke marwata raha ki marwane se yenaram pad jayegi hehehehe
Admin yaar hehe Ma apni gand naram karke kya apni gf ko (gand) uper sulaunga. Hehehehe
nahi gand3 marwane ka dandha karke apni GF ki farmayishe puri karega
Mr. Admin tamij se baat karo. sabhi ek jaise nai hote. Dhunia me aise logon ki kami nahi jo apna, apne PC ka, Apne broadband ka kharcha uthane ke liye apni G bech dete ha. Ma aise kai logon ko jatna hu. Aise log paison ke liye apni G to kya apni kidni apna blood apni 1 eyes tak sab kuch bech dete ha. Dont mind admin just joking. Hehehehehehehehe
haan tu to janta hi hoga bcoz tu unmein se ek khud jo hai :p
Dont Mind Himanshu just joking. hehehehehehehe
Sahi kaha tumne himanshu…..admin li nuni bhi nazuk h and G bhi
Bhai logo admin ko agar gussa aagaya to vo hum sab ko
ek ek karke…
Apne ghar bulakar…
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Gaand marwayega ha ha ha
kiski teri… rahne de sadi hui gaand mere users ko nahi pasand hai
pahle doyakar apni gand ko….
ha ha ha ha ha ………………Admin teri G ka Bhaaw/Kimat to badti jaa rahi hai. jyaada log chahne wale ho gaye hai :p
Yaar admin maine abhi joke dala tha vo kaha gaya
salman vo factory mein chala gaya hai
jo joke idhar pahle post nahi hota vo main comments mein nahi aane deta :p
Sahi baat hai @Admin gand pht gyi aaj bhot garmi hai..!
To kya mera joke site par aayega
ji haan
Aaj se mera pura naam site par aayega
Dil tu aaj smbhal ke bhi kya…? Hua..?
Saanse to ek bhi uske begair aati nahi…
Ban gaya hoon aaj main bs ikk lash sa…
Ikk kafan bhi aaj uske naam ki aati nahi..!
Zindagi ne mujhme aaj kuch etne sannate bhar diye hai…
Kee ikk pal ki hasi bhi abb naseeb nahi hoti..
Aisa naa tha ke kbhi main bhi 2m jaisa naa tha..!
Wkat ke aaj jo sannate hai…
dil ke jo aaj baatein hai…
Aalam jo aaj apne ishq ka hai..
khuda naa karein kbhi yee teri zindagi me bhi aaye…
Kahte hai aaj tu apni kudrat se bhi swaal nahi kr skta..?:(
Dil tuta hai tera apni Naadaniyo pe…
zamane ko bhi jalane ki kasam kha rakkhi hai kya..?
Main akela kya..? kahta Apni baato ko 2m tk kaise pahuchata bewafaa ka nakaab kaise hta pata…
Par iss zamane aur us khuda ko usse kya..?
Aur wo 2 bewafaa thi hi sahi…
Jb apna hi naa raha 2 phr ye bwafa..? bwafaa..?
Aaj jee chahta hai inn sbb batoo ko bhul jau…
Apni bahoon me ikk pankh laga jau…
Ikk naadaan parinda ban ke asmaa pe chha jau..
Zamane ko apni rang me rang du..
kuch 2 pal uneh bhi khusiyaa baat du…
Aakhir gum unka bhi to hai wkt unka bhi to hai…!
Pahle se smbhalna achha hai gir jane ke baad..?
Dil tutne se achha hai dil bchaa lene ka…
Baatein to aur bhi hai par abb alfaaz ki kami hai kahna aur kuch hai par abb 2mhare saath ki kami hai…! :-)
Moral:-Paglo..! ki baat zyda nahi sunni chahiye..!
Kamine senti ho ke etna pakate hai kee pucho naa..?
Nd hua kya.? hoga uneh xam me no. kam aaye honge..
Aur bewafaa kisi aur ko btayega…! :p
Din mai karoge to sust rehoge, Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge, Roj karoge to khus rehoge, Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge.. What ?? . . Sms yar.
Baba Ji :tup
gud n9t frndzzz…*
tc.
gd mrng frndz.
Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai… bolo kya? Dirty mind? It is TOOTH BRUSH
ye kaisa laga admin bhai
already posted
nilesh gud mrng
same 2 u dost
hw r u del ji, and all frndz…???
Good joke aajkal girls kam aa rahi hain oye admin kahin tu to gayab nahi kar raha
Hi friends gm all of u