Itna Bhi Tameez Se Bat Karna Achha Nahi Hota
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Ek Lucknow Ka Nawab Apne Kisi Rishtedar Se Milne Mumbai Gaya.
Wahan Vo Rasta Bhool Gaya, To Usne Ek Ladke Se Puchha.
Budha: “Huzroor, Ek Takleef Deni Thi Aapko”
Bachha: “Bhonsdi Ke, De Ke To Dekh Teri Maa Na Chod Dunga Sale Budhe.“
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- Professor Aur Uski Biwi
Ek Professor Ne Raat Ko Novel Padte Hue Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dala Biwi Sharmate Hue Boli: &# ..- Bahu Ka Gussa Bhi Jayaz Hai
Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Vo Kaisi Hai?” Bahu Gusse Se: ..- Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot
Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai. Call Girl Ko Itna Maja A ..- Sex Karne Ke Kitne Leti Ho?
Ladka Call Girl Se: “Ek Bar Sex Karne Ke Kitne Paisi Leti Ho?” Callgirl: “Kyu Puch ..- Different Types Of Juice
Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice. Dil Ke Liye Pyaar Ka Juice. Sehat Ke Liye Anar Ka Juice Khus Rehnay K ..Hindi Version
एक लखनऊ का नवाब अपने किसी रिश्तेदार से मिलने मुंबई गया.
वहां वो रास्ता भूल गया, तो उसने एक लड़के से पूछा.
बूढ़ा: "हुज्रूर, एक तकलीफ देनी थी आपको"
बच्चा: "भोंसड़ी के, दे के तो देख तेरी माँ ना चोद दूंगा साले बूढ़े."
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hehehehe…vo admi jaroor hariyana ka taau hoga…
Ha ha ha…..Pakka hariyana taau admin ji hi hoge.
@ admin ji aap ki is site par a kar to mazza a jata so very very
thk sir ji….
bhadiya hai.. hum to chahte hi yahi hai ki aap log khush raho maje mein raho
hahahahahahahahaha….
Gud jiyo sher…
Wo tha kaun…??
HahahahahahA……….. Phir to nawab sahab ki waat lag gayi hogi……….hehehe
Manmohan singh raat me joging kr rhe the
Tabhi 1 admi ne pucha:”Ap din me jogging Q nhi krte”
Jawab me Manmohan saab bolte hai
“Mai PM hu, AM nhi”
: Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher
ne 4 bacho k thapar mare..
reactions of students..
In Mumbai —>sorry mam
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Delhi —>meri kya galti thi mam
Banglore —>sorry mam pr maine
kuch nahi kiya tha
PUNJABI —>Shukar hai Rabba..ise
bahane hathh ta lagayea Sohneya
ne:D:P ♥
Hi dear all frnds,
Good Morning !!!!!
Sorry dosto! Mai daily Let gud morning kar raha hun..
Q k morning jaldi nahi jaag pata hun.. Need he nahi khulti hai.
Dosto! Log kahtey hai ki Mohabbat me need udd jaati hai,
Plzzz.. Koi apni gf mujhe de do Mohabbat karne ko..
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Q.
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Keeeeeeeeee
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Mujhe Need bahut Aati hai :p
hehehe……… Dosto Darna mat kewal mohabbat he karunga. Aur kuch karne se pahle tumhari gf se puch liya karunga :p
Dosto Merey bhi kuch Khwab hai, Kuch Armaan hai keeeeeeeee……..
Girlfriend Pas Hoti To Koi Shararat
Karti !
Mujhko Leke Baaho Me Mohabbat
Karti !
Dekhti Meri Ankho Me Need Ka
Khumar !
Aur Apni Khoyi Hui Needo Ki
Shikayat Karti !
Plzzzzzz……. help meeeeeeee……….
4 sardar ek party main khana khane ke liye pandal main enter hue aur salad dekhkar hi bahar aa kar ek sath bole : oye shit maa ke london ne abhi bas sabji hi kati hai. gm friends how are you?
Som1 once asked God,”What suprises you most, about”
Mankind…?
“God replied..”They lose their Health to make Money and then, Lose their Money to Restore their Health. .-
By thinking Anxiously about the Future, they forget the Present..Such that, they Live neither for the Present nor for the Future…
They Live as if they will Never Die and they Die, as if they had never Lived…
“Wishing You A Quality Life..”live happily
Hehehehe….. :)
Climax in d luv stry..:-
thre ws a grl nd a boy who lovd each othr vry much, grl always said..:-”My hrt is always wid u I’m livng widout a hrt…! :)
Aftr some days…
grl said that she cnt marry him Coz..? hr famly disaggreed.
D boy said “I need u nd ur famly”s happiness…! :-)
Aftr few mnths.., grl got marrid nd ws lukng thru hr gifts nd strts cryng…
The gift ws d boy’s real hrt pckd in d jar….!
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CLIMAX:-ldke ne sucide kiya ya phr uska murdr hua..?
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Kyu.?ki agar sucide kiya 2 hrt kisne pck kiya..?
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janne ke liye dkhe…
CID
mon-sun:-6am, 9am, 12pm, 4pm, 7pm, 10pm, 12am, 3am…
Only on SONY :-D
want a garlfrnd wale add me jo ladkio ka pic hai wo to maine nvj page dala tha baba noo
haan be aur unka mere ko fon aya tha vo boli ki humko aur parmote karo hgehehehehehe
sunder aur saxy ladkiyo ko apne pass rakh lete ho aap :ladyi
Nice joke
Dear ######,
Ajeeb tarah se hum dono nakam hue..
Tu mujhe chaah na saki,
Aur
Mai tujhe bhula na saka.
Deepak ji Gud likhe rahe Ho
Aaj Kal to aap aur Mr bachelor chaye hue Ho …jokes shayari etc sab Gud h
Jay bahut neend to mujhe bhi aati h nd I m married too ….photo bhi bahut neend aati h
Aaj koi sexana , 100nm, Priya etc nahi aayi site par ….???
Deleted veere ehna tinna kudiya vicho ek ta site te hi hai bus ohne apna naam badal liya hai taan ke koyi us nu pehchane na
Kedi wali ….kuj tan hint deo.
Beshak Lot kar na Aana
Magar Aane ka wada Kar jao..
K
shayad yehi Aas Meri umar guzarne Ka Bahana Ban jaye..!!
Meri Halat Par Muskurane walo….
Bad’Dua H
Tumhe
Bhi Ishq Ho Jaye….
Wife : give me your phone for a
second
Husband : wait let me switch it on …
Delete video
Delete picture
Delete music
Delete private data
Delete number
Delete X_X
FORMAT MeMoRY CARD
…Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!
Wife : I just wanted to see the time
Badi gustakh hai teri yaad, ise tameez sikha
Dastak bhi nahi deti aur dil mein
utar jati h….
very successful lawyer parks his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to
show it off to his
colleagues. As he gets out, a
truck passes too closely and completely rips off the door on the driver’s side. The lawyer immediately grabs his cell phone, dials 911, and within minutes a policeman pulls up. Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just bought the day before, is now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally calms down a bit, the officer shakes his head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he says. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.” “How can you say such a thing?” asks the lawyer. The cop replies, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.” “My God!” “screams the lawyer wheres my rolex??
O MY GOD..!! sach a grt Lawyer…
Waqt Se Lad Kar Jo Apna Nasib Badal De
Insan Wahi Jo Apni Taqdir Badal De
Kal Kya Hoga Kbhi Na Socho
Kya Pata Kal Waqt Khud Apni Tasvir Badal de.
Ise kehte yen sharafat se ayi aafat