Itna Shaq Karna Bhi Thik Nahi
Views: 40,124 - Posted on 12 Mar 2011
Santa Ne Shadi Ke Dusre Din Hi Biwi Ko Divorce De Diya
Sare Ghar Wale Aur Rishtedar Pareshan Hue
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Dost: “Oye Ek Din Mein Talaak Kyu De Diya Be Tune?”Santa Udas Mood Mein: “Kya Karta Yaar, Suhagrat Manane Ke Bad Jaisi Hi Mene Uski Panty Dekhi Uspe Likha Thha “OK Tested, Ram Lal And Sons“
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Kya baat hai baba ji rashi ke sath kuch chakkar hai kya :P………
Bade line mar rahe ho. Phul de rahe ho ^_^
Matrix hehehe Rashii teri hone wali door ki babhi hai uspar line na mara karo… abhi meri us se setting chal rahi hai…10 15 saal tak baat ban jayegi
Kya admin bhai !
5-10 Saalo me patane se achaa hai aap rashi ji ko chor do. Kyun bichari ko kunwara maarna chahate ho? he….he….he…..
Par raashi ji agar baba ji aapko nahi pata paye to nirash mat hoiega mein hoon na aapko kabhi kisi chiz ki kami hone nahi doonga :P
Matrix ji pehle ap mera name to thik se likh dijiye n meri tention mt lijiye ap boys per apna dhyan lgayie hehehe
Aj se penty pahenna band kahi aisa pati mujhe mil gaya to agle din divors ha ha ha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Baba ji ke hal chal hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Hi matrix hru . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
year ye ramlal & sons wali milti kaha par hai mujhe addres batao is par se unka name hatna chahiye isse to kai ladkiyo ki zindagi kharab ho sakti hai he he he heझकास वोले तो माशत
Shilpe tum panty dalna hi chodh do na rahega bans or na bajegi bansuri hahahahahehehehehe
Fine ^_^
are baba new panty dala tha lebel nikalna bhul gaye thi. Yahi ch problem ke liye ap lebel nikalkar mast se karvana koi divorce nahi karega..
Gud 1 lage raho
hahhahhahahahahhhahahaaha
hehehehehehehehehehehhheehheheehee
Yaar joke to bahu hi nice he,
lekin mujhe to ye soch kar aur bhi haseee aarhii he ki ki kya santa ye soch rahaa tha ki ram lal ne to test kiya hio tha saath me uske sons ne bhi bhi test kiya tha hahhaa
@ Shilpe ji aap jab bhi pantes khareedo to pahn ne se pahle uski saari chit nikaal dena hahahhaa,ab chahe wo Ram lal & sons ki ho ya Shyam lal & sons ki hoon hhehehehee iski tension na lo ki ye miltee kahaan hain hahahhahahahahahaaa
nice joke for all lades so don't wear the label panty other ways u wear panty so without label.
@adminji kal maine sabse jyada comnt bheje ab batao kon mera land choosega hahaha
Hmmm.. banta to lund chusna Wanted ka hai hehehehe
teri baat kuch samajh me nhi aayi admin bro
Heheh tumne kal comment kiye na to mene likha hai ki, haq to ban ta hai Wanted ka hehee
Nice santa to bada chalak nikla sb kh kerne k baad talaak hehehehe
hi admin ji thnk u so much, kaise ho ap?
Mausam ji maana ki Matrix ji ko galatfahmi hui hai bt aapne to mujhe he fansa bna diya hehehe
shanshak ji main to thik hu ap btaiye suna hai ajkal ap rafery ban gaye ho hehe
My lovely dhiraj ji kithe busy ho ap?
Raavan ji der lgi aane me per aayi to. Shona ko apni hasi se daran mt pyar se gaud me lena
hi shilpe ji hru?
Arjun khan ji jhakas he rehna chaiye
meri behne kaisi hai?
N mere sbhi frnds busy rehna chaiye bt itna b busy mt rho ki face per wrinkle ho jaye hehe
Admin ji ye way 2 heart kya hai?? Jara detail mein bataye.
matrix bhai way2heart hamari ek chatting ki site hai jaha sare kameene log chat karte hai aur baba saxidas bhi vahi milte hai.. (actually w2h unki kutiya hai)
Kabhi moka mile to aa jana Way2Heart par
Tab to jarur waha aanunga.
Par abhi exams chal rahe hain. Jaise hi exams khatam honge waise wahan aaplogo se milna chahunga :P
are yaaro joke to mast tha par ek kami thi usape likha hona chahiye tha OK Tested, raavan And Sons
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hy panchhi jaan kaisi ho or aaj kisaki shadi me ho tum bhi na ek jhalak dekar maloom nahi khan gaayab ho jati ho tumhari ye ada ek din meri jaan le legi yaar aisa mat karo aa bhi jao
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hy rashi hru
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hy shilpi hru frnd,yaar tum aaj se hi panty pahenna band kar do nahi to aisa bhi ho sakta hai but isaka solution mere pass hai jab chaho puchchh lena
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oye sheela tum bhi gaayab ho gyi yaar tum sabhi log mujhe akela chhodkar chale gye pls come back dear
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hy divya kaisi ho yaar aaj tum bhi nahi aayi
raavan and sons ese hi likha hona chahiye thha tere pe hi to joke thha hehehehe tune hi to biwi ko talak di
mene socha ki tu bhai hai tujhe kya badnam karna to mene santa dal diye bich mein
hy mausam hru dear yaar aapko kaise pta ki ramlal ne test nahi ki santa itna bhi chutia nahi hai ki usko ye bhi pta na chale ki vo virgin hai ya nahi santa sala dusare mamlo me chutia hai par chut ke mamle me mastermid hai
Nice Joke….Hi! I'm new here…
RASII JIII….
admin bro rashii ji kaha chali gyi,.. uski id to de mujhe.. gr id nhi deni to tu he puch kr bata ki meri pyari dost thik to hai n..?
wanted kamal hai tujhe pata nahi rashii ne shadi kar li vo b baag ke
Wanted ji m fine ap kaise ho
ap matrix ji k sath busy thae isliye apko disturb nhi kiya hehe
admin ji hmm bhaag ker shadi ker li or mujhe pta b nhi chala hehe waise wo badnaseeb hain koun jis k sath main bhagi hu hehe
Rashii yaar ab tadpana khatam karo aur mere ko accept karo…<img src="http://www.way2heart.com/online-chat/data/public/themes/default/smileys/luvu.gif" alt="Rashii Janu" /> (Baba Bade Kaam ka Banda Hai)
thanx rashiiji, admin ne to meri jaan hi nikal di thi, waise mai aapse shadi krne ki mood me nhi hu, hehehe, mai to sirf aapse dosti badana chahta hu.. apna no. de n
Hi wanted ji ye apko kya ho gaya hehe maine kb kaha ap shadi k mood me ho
Hru admin ji, mujhe baba ji nhi chaiye mujhe A/S chaiye
Rashiii A/S kya hai…. Arman Singh ya kuch aur hehehe
Kya babaji aap yeh bhi nahi samjhe!
Rashi keh rahi hai ki use Anty an Sons (A/S) waali panty chahiye.he…he….he…
Kharid kar de dijiye babaji baat pakki samjho. Aur haan shaadi mien jarur bulaiyega :P
Jab bacho ka birthday aayega tab bhi mujhe bhul mat jaiyega. he….he….he…
Waise I am serious :/
Matrix tu rahne de rashii aur meri nahi jamne wali.. wo chahti to ab tak hamare 10 15 bachhe ho jate par usne to aaj tak mujhe number tak nahi diya
Ab Rashii ko yahi kahunga ki yaar aur mat tadpa.. maan bhi ja… nahi manti to kisi saheli ko manvaa. vo bhi nahi maanti to.. doob ke mar jaa
gandu joke jo beja wwo bhi gandu h
Aur tu bhi gaandu :P
bhai mast joke hai hahahhahahah
magar ram lala bole to 8*3 hahhahah
ramlal ne pehle hi test kar liya hai to bhi chalegi mein bhi test karna chahunga agar koi intrested ho to contact me hahahhaha or condom wagerah ka tension mat lena wo hamesh pocket mein rehta hai
Matlab sex karte waqt tu condom pocket mein rakhta hai lund ko nahi pehnata :P he…..he……he……he…….
rashi ji apne shadi kar li hai to kuch tricks share karna chahengi meri bhi hone wali hai hahahha
Sam yaar tumhari kya hone wali hai testing koi baat nahi main ok kar dunga
Sam ji ap jaise bade logo ko main kya trick de skti hu waise maine shadi nhi ki hai
Are sam bhai isne shaadi nahi ki hai. Jab budhi ho jaegi tab baba saxidas se shaadi karegi :P Rashi ji tab tak to woh batting karne layak bhi nahi rahenge to aapki pich mein chouka chakka kaise maarenge? Mein toh kehta hoon jaldi se admin ko haan bol dijiye nahi toh phir mein shaadi aur birthday party mein kaise aaunga????? He….he….he……
Hey im reena im so sexy and beautyful
Hi,I am Mohan.
Kya main jan sakta hun ki aapne itna sexy naam kyu rakha hai?
Iski koi khas karan hai?
LEKIN JO BHI HO I LIKE IT VERY MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
To hum kya kare, nache :P
he heheheh aj santa ne biwi ko **** banaya !!!
@raavann yaar ab kya kahu mein !!! thik hai chal meri shadi me hi bulaungi tuje heheh …ye to tune bilkul thik kaha yaar ladkiyo ka next time time kabhi ni ata ehehh…
aur btaoo kaise ho n sweety kaisi hai??
@matrix me sb ki frnd hu tumhari v n em fine ,how ya?
@rashiii its not fair akele akele shadi kar li!!! :((
@shaeela yaar tum kaha chali jati ho bar bar? kahi tumari engagement to fix ni ho gai na?? dekho sweety uski chachi ko bula ra he…. hehheh
I am Fine ^_^
Nice joke
aaj mausamm bada beimaan haii
aj mausam…..
hehehh kaise hai mausam ji muje v achha lga apse bat krke
aur mene kaha tha aj mausam achha hai nake achha nahi hai..
plz do pray 4 japan peoples……
affected by a hug earth quake followed by tsunami
oil is flowin in the water.
so fire is also spreadin
please pray
@rashiji agar apne bhag ke shadi kar li hoti to hamara to dil hi toot jata
from where i can submit my joke
admin bahi mera coment kyo ni dalte ho yaar
Panchi ji n shanshak ji akele akele b shadi hoti hai kya hehe n main jb b shadi kerungi apne sbhi frnds ko btaungi
hi……
mere dost jugad karte wakt apni girlfriend ki panty chek kar liya kar kabhi tested by arman ho………
Hello my sweet fds rashi,panchi,admin,wanted,matrix how r u bebs
oye preet, tu wapas aa gyi? chal achcha hai, ab to admin meri rasii ji ka picha chhor dega, waise tere naam me se LOVE kaha chala gya yaar…?
Oh god
aysa kisi ke sath na ho
bechari Santa ki wife.
Wah preeti ap tho cha gye nice jok
nice jokes bhut accha hai meri to hasi bhi nhi ruk rhi hai
nahi ruk rahi to wo panty khud pehan lo……….
It's very nice.
Girls agey se panty pe likhe hue her shebd ka kat dena nhi to tumara bhi divorce ho sakta hay…
Itna sak karna teek nahi
suhaagraat ke din itna time kisko he ki check kre ki kya likha hai??
who's interested in reading those ones,but boys r always love the "hole" one….!!!
Abe saale tune mera naam kyun churaya be!
Matrix is only one anways b only one!
Isiliye sale tu apna naam use kar apne ghatiya comment mien mera naam mat chura!
kya admin bhai koi bhi mere naam se comment post kar de raha hai!