Itni Jaldi Bhi Kya Hai, Kuch To Sabar Rkho
Pappu Jahaaz Mein Beth Kar Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa Raha Tha.
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce Kiya: “Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land Karne Wale Hain.”
Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: “Ab To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke, Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke Thukayi Karunga”
Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
Pappu Bola: “Aunty Aapko Badi Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle Chai Piyega.“
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Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.” S ..- Ruthi Biwi Ko Kaise Manaya Jaye
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पप्पू जहाज़ में बेठ कर मुंबई अपने अंकल के यहाँ जा रहा था.
फ्लाईट में पायलेट ने घोषणा की: "हम एक घंटे में लैंड करने वाले हैं."
फिर वो माइक बंद करना भूल गया और अपने साथी पायलेट से बोला: "अब तो बस एक गरम चाय पियूँगा, फिर एयर होस्टेस को अपना चूसा के, आधे घंटे तक जम के ठुकाई करूँगा"
एयर होस्टेस ये सुन कर माइक बंद करवाने के लिए भागी, और पप्पू के पैर में फस कर गिर गयी.
पप्पू बोला: "आंटी आपको बड़ी जल्दी है, सुना नहीं वोह पहले चाय पिएगा."
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hmmmm..!!
Vri good joke
” LIFE IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU DO…REAL LIFE IS STILL FAR AWAY ”
“IF U ENTERD IN REAL LIFE..YOU FORGET ABOUT DEATH AND DEATH WILL FORGET U 4EVER ”
________Dhiraj*
” good afternoon ”
” think from your heart- if its comes to friendship ..apply it nd win the friends heart ”
” i have lots of thoughts to share…but 4 that you have to wait for an second or maybe a day “
” say THANKS IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR HEART…IF NOT..SAY IT SILENCLY IN YOUR HEART…IF YOU REALLY DONT WANT EITHER…FRIENDS WILL TEACH YOU silently ”
_____Dhiraj*
what i said ” you have to wait for a second.. for a new thought ”
:)
” if you holds the great sense of power….then the word “inacessibility” is not yours Dictionary word ”
________Dhiraj*
” today they r nt realising your value….nd one day they will realize n thousands days they will miss you as well as ur words ”
____________Dhiraj*
air hostess q bhaagi ?
Hai kisi k paas ans.
Mic Band Karwane Ko :)
kis ka Mic…!!! ;) :P
Are nhi yaar.
Pilot ko chay peeni thi. Bt doodh kahan se aata . Air hostess k boobs me se hi nikala jaata. So apne boobs se doodh nikalwane ko wah bhaagi. Qki uske baad maza to usi ko aane wala tha na.
m I ryt frnds.
very good joke
“mera ek comment moderation mein hai….auto cmnt approval old users k liye hai…so awaiting mein q hai cmnt…BABA JI :?”
baba ji se question ese hi nahi puchte
question puchne se pehle unhe guru dakshina deni padti hai
or vo bhi baba ji k piche hehehe
Good joke
Alok bro ye aapne galat kaha wo dhood nikalwane nahi khud dhood chosne ke liye bhagi thi pilat ke la€@nd se
Acha hai joke hai
ha koi jaldi nahi h kyo ki tab tak aap apni chut bhi gilli kar sakti ho air hostes ji hehehehehehe
admin maine jay or dheeraj p ek joke banaya hai vo jaldi publish kar de hehehehehehehe
nice joke
mast yar.