Jaat Paat Mein Kya Rakha Hai?
Ek Baar Teen Aadmi Jinko Apni Jaati (Cast) Maloom Nahi Thi, Sawami Lunnacharya Ke Paas Jate Hai Aur Bole.
Sawami Ji Hum Teeno Ko Hamari Jaati Maloom Nahi Hai, Kripa Karke Hamari Jaat Bata Dijiye.
Ab Apne Sawami Ji The To Tharki Hi, Kafi Dino Se Koi Aurat Nahi Fasi Thi To Socha Ki Aj Inse Hi Kam Chala Leta Hu
Sawami Ji Bole Ki Tum Teeno Apne Kapde Utar Kar Khade Ho Jaao.
Sabse Pahle Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Bole: “Beta, Tere Aage Baal Nahi Hai, Piche Khadde Mein Baal Hai To Tu Khandelwal Hai”
Ab Dusre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Bole: “Beta, Tere Khadde Mein Baal Nahi Hai Aage Baal Hai To Tu Agrawal Hai”
Ab Teesre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Ne Dekha Ki Na Uske Aage Baal Hai Aur Na Hi Peeche.
To Sawami Ji Ne Uski Gaand Marna Shuru Kar Diya, Wo Aadmi Bola: “Sawami Ji, Bahut Dukhta Hai”
To Sawami Lunnacharya Bole: “Beta, Fir Tu Gupta Hai“
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एक बार तीन आदमी जिनको अपनी जाती मालूम नहीं थी, सवामी लन्नाचार्य के पास जाते है और बोले.
सवामी जी हम तीनो को हमारी जाती मालूम नहीं है, कृपया करके हमारी जात बता दीजिये.
अब अपने सवामी जी थे तो ठरकी ही, काफी दिनों से कोई औरत नहीं फसी थी तो सोचा की आज इनसे ही काम चला लेता हूँ
सवामी जी बोले की तुम तीनो अपने कपडे उतार कर खड़े हो जाओ.
सबसे पहले का नंबर आया, सवामी बोले: "बेटा, तेरे आगे बाल नहीं है, पीछे खड्डे में बाल है तो तू खंडेलवाल है"
अब दूसरे का नंबर आया, सवामी जी बोले: "बेटा, तेरे खड्डे में बाल नहीं है आगे बाल है तो तू अग्रवाल है"
अब तीसरे का नंबर आया, सवामी जी ने देखा की ना उसके आगे बाल है और ना ही पीछे.
तो सवामी जी ने उसकी गांड मारना शुरू कर दिया, वो आदमी बोला: "सवामी जी, बहुत दुखता है"
तो सवामी लन्नाचार्य बोले: "बेटा, फिर तू गुप्ता है"
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hehehehe nice joke…..
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Hmmm… Wait for few days main dono hi dal dunga….. but give me some time to figure it out.. how to kill 2 birds in one shot :p
Thanks Prince bro, Aap etne din kaha busy thhe ?
Admin Bro.
Doo Naav ki sawari , Ga#d phadne ki taiyari. . .hehehe
hahahahaha. .hehehe. .hohohoho. .hahahaha. . . . Maza aa gaya . . Gupta ji aur Agarwal par joke sunkar . Mera frnds Guptta aur Agarwal dono hai . Unko mai ye joke farword karunga .
hahahaha agrawal to smj gayi kn h bt gupta nd khandelwal kn h ye ni pat
hehehe. . . Kabutari tujhe Agarwal Q samajh me aa gaya mujhe malum hai . .hehehe
achhaa hehe
hi everyone kaise ho sab?
em gud pyare mohan ji ap kese ho?
Pyare Bhaiya hum to mast hai. Aap aur Aapke Bachhe kaise hai ? :-(
:-D
are rashii ji d ka kya matlab hai?
samjhao
hi rashi howz u??? kya ho rha hai aj kal?
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@Kaise Ho Dost?
@Samir Bhosadi ke. . . Tu etane din kaha “G” marwa raha thha ?
are mile to pahle unki lenge bad me kuchh khenge…………. hehehehehehehe
nice joke………..
Nishani Apne Ghar Ki Kya Baataon Tujh Ko …
Jahan Veeraniyan Dekho, Chalay Aana ..
nice line deleted g…………hru??
hiii sonam kesi ho????
Mein to fit nd fine hu lucky g,aap btaiye aap kaise he?????????????
DHOKAA KHAANA to MOHABBAT waalon ki Aik RASM-E-WAFFAA hai,
PHOOL KHUSHI key liye hotey to LOG JANAAZEY pey naa DAALTEY.
Chhor to Diya Mujhe Par Kabhi Ye Bhi Socha
Tumne
Ab Kabhi Jhoot Bola To Qasmein Kis Ki KhaoGe
We all spend so much money for buying clothes…
but the best moments of life are enjoyed…
WITHOUT CLOTHES….
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its CHILDHOOD…
God bless your Dirty mind…
Hahahahahahaha……..
Girl friend ke bewafa hone pe chodumal ne farmaya hai………..
Ahsan kisi ka na lenge, ye kam dubara kar lenge…..!!
wah wah……!!!
Ahsan kisi ka na lenge, ye kam dubara kar lenge…..!!
wah wah……!!!
jab yad tumhari aayegi mutth mar gujara kar lenge…..!!
mutth mar gujara kar lenge…..!!
Who are boys…:
Jo marne ke baad
Narak main bhi..
Kahate hai:
“YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKH KYA PATHAKHA HAI YAAR”
AND
Who are Girls?
Who goes to heaven and says:
“APSARA KI NAIL POSISH DEKHI… HOW CHEAP NAA…”
Reza reza hai mera aks aur hairat yeh hai..
Aaina to salamat hai phir toota kya hai ?…..
mast jokes hellow all how are you
nice one……
Teeno hi gaandu the
Dhansoo joke thnx admin
jiske aage aur piche dono tarf bal ho toh use kay kahanege
reply admin bro.
Dubey Ji
Hehehe. . . Admin bro. Aapki Dubey wali baat se mujhe v ek joke yaad aa gaya. .
Ek bar Pandit log apni Jaati k batware k liye ek Baba ji k pas gaye, wo Baba bahut hi Tharki thha..
Toh Baba ji ne sabko nanga khada karke sabko dekhna shuru kiya. . .
– Jinke Aage Piche dono taraf Baal thhe unko “Dubey” bataya.
–Jinke aage, piche aur chati par baal thhe unko “Tiwari” bataya.
–Jinke aage, piche, chati aur Pith par v baal thhe unko “Choubey” bataya.
–Jinke pure sarir par baal thhe unko “Pandey” bataya.
Aur
Last me ek Aadmi aisa aaya jiske har jagah kewal 2-4 baal rahte thhe toh Baba ji soch me pad gaye aur sochte-sochte btaya ki ye “Mishra” hai :-( :-P ;-D
mera joke nahi publish hone wala kya admin bhai?? pahle diye joke ko to bol diya ki refine ho rahe hai .wo aaj tak publish nahi aur kuch din pahle diya bhi nahi.agar theek na lage to bata to diya karo ek hint me. Its not able.bus mai samajh jaunga.
Der esa kuch nahi hai… main jokes ko utha ke ek file mein dal deta hun
Par us se pahle ke jo jokes hai unka kya karu jine pe work chal raha hai aur vo hamesha 100+ hote hai
Kabhi dekha hai ki koi bhi JOKE miss hua hu.. sabhi time se aate hai bcoz they are already in queue
thnks for considiring