Jaisa Baap Vaisa Beta
Views: 41,640 - Posted on 06 Apr 2012
"Dosto Aaye Aaj Main Aapko Santa Ke Pita Ji Se Milwata Hun, Jinka Naam Hai "Ghanta Singh"."
Santa Ke Daddy Ji Ke Kisse Pad Ke Aapko Pata Chal Jayega Ki Hamare Bechare Santa Ka Koi Dosh Nahi Hai Jo Vo Esi Harkate Karta Hai.
Jaisa Baap Vesa Beta To Hoga Hi Na
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Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Baap Ko Dukhda Sunaya.
Santa: “Papa, Mene Biwi Ko S.M.S Kiya Ke Main Aaj Raat Ko Ghar Pahunch Jaunga”
Ghanta Singh: “Firr??”
Santa: “Main Ghar Aaya To Wo Kisi Aur Ke Sath Bister Pe Thi”
Ghanta Singh Kuch Sochte Hue: “Beta, Dil Chhota Na Kar Sms Nahi Mila Hoga“
Santa To Kam Dimaag Ka Hai Hi - Par Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Bhi Puri Akal Se Pedal HaiOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Santa Ki Khujli
Ek Din Santa Apni Scooter Par Kahi Jaa Raha Tha Traffic Signal Par Usne Apna Sir Khujaya Lekin Helme ..- Santa Ko Fansi Ki Saza Ho Gayi, Par Kyu?
Santa Ulti Sidhi Harkate Karta Rahta Hai, Par Is Bar Usne Aisa Kya Kiya Ki Usko Fansi Ki Saza Ho Gay ..- Ladki Se Aisa Kaise Karvaye?
Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki, Ladki Pehle Hath Me Le, Phir Muh Mein Le, To Iske Liye Aap …… ..- Why You Are Divorcing?
Judge: “You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon?” Wife: ..- A Wrong Decisions
Wife Comes Home Late At Night From A Party And Quietly Opens The Door To Her Bedroom. From Under The ..Hindi Version
एक दिन संता ने बड़े दुखी मन से अपने बाप को दुखड़ा सुनाया.
संता: "पापा, मेने बीवी को एस एम् एस किया के मैं आज रात को घर पहुँच जाऊंगा"
घंटा सिंह: "फिर??"
संता: "मैं घर आया तो वो किसी और के साथ बिस्टर पे थी"
घंटा सिंह कुछ सोचते हुए: "बेटा, दिल छोटा ना कर एस एम् एस नहीं मिला होगा"
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Khi santa ka baap hi to uski bv ke sath nhi tha… Hehehehehe…
Gud afternoon frndsss…..
Aaj site pr thodi raunak dikh rhi hai…..
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DADAJI- Madarchod, Meri Tambaku Ki Dibiya Pe “CHUT” Kisne Likha…???
Santa- Dadaji, Isse Aap Confuse Nahi Honge, “CHU” Ki Taraf Chuna Hai Aur “T” Ki Taraf Tambaku…..
hahahahhaha nilesh very good,bhai wah
Ha ha ha good joke
hahahahahahahehehehheheh
Ghanta
hahah ye santa ka baap Ghantaa bhi waisaa hi he.hahaha
Hii.. Dosto(priya deleted anuj dhiraj deepak naina sonam wanted jay rashi admin l-mangla himanshu & dear all frnds..) kaise hai ap log….???
@mausam..kucch nhi bus yeh dekhna tha grmi ka mausam thik to hai hahaha!!
…sabi check krlo sms mila ki nahi:9)
…agar mila to delete mat krna:6)
Dhieruzz* hahahha hmm ok par ye garmee ka mausam theek nahi lagtaa kya?
Admin bro, ab mastjoke fb par b aa chuka hai… :-).:-).:-):-)
But aapne mobile par aane ke liye nhi bataya…..???
(hum apse piche puch chuke hai..)
hahahaha kya name h santa k param pujya pita shree ka :D
Panchhy aapne apna real name nhi bataya ?
@alok ji mene u ke ques. Ka rply diiya usi joke me jisme apne puchha tha
@oyee admin mama oppsss sorry admin kauve u ne mera name ni rakha frr drama ku kr rhe ho hehhh nautanki :p
mama bole to bina sir wala bhoooot
:’( jisne naam rakha usko ek kissi tak nahi di buhuhuhuhu kameeni chudail … ooops sorry kameeni bakutri
Sale use chudail mat bol main nahi chahta ki wo tujhse chipte
Oye bhonsdi ke…. KKL aaj ke baad mere ko gali deke bola to Jungle Mein Mangla bana dunga…..
Jab main tere ko aj tak kuch nahi bola. tu b is juban ko control rakh.. haan jija bolna hai bol liyo no prob
Gussa kyon karta hai sehat kharab ho jayegi
gussa kiya hota to sath mein 2 aur comment hass ke na diye hote.
bas aj ke bad it is better ki tu mere ko koi comment na kare……
Gud Night
Tune hi kaha tha ki hum sabhi friend hain to 1 friend dusre friend ko kuch bhi kah sakta hai teri g se dhuaan kyon nikla
hum sabhi main tu nahi aata na isliye nikla… aur is se pahle teri G mein kuch aur dal du batter hai chup rah
Mujhe samaj nahi ata ki santa aur ganta singh admin ke padosi hain. Vo dono to maha bewkoof hain aur admin intelegant ha. Admin par bhang ka rang kyu nai chada?? koi btayega?
Ehsas badal jate he bus aur kuch nai…
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warna..
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mohabbat aur nafratek hi dil se hoti hai…
Hello dosto, kha hai ap sub…..???
Koi online hai kya….:-):-):-):-):-)….????!
Hi..frnds…kya haal h ap sb k..?
Nilesh bro , deleted ji , dhiraj ji , admin bro. , mausam ji, l mangla ji , anuj , pyare mohan ji , jay , priya ji , sonam ji , naina ji , panchhy ji , n sare frnds..,… kaise ho ap sb ?
Aj kl to dhoom machi hui h site pr…maje h yr….
Kha dhoom machi hai yar, koi dikh hi nhi rha hai…
Deepak ji shadi me busy hai kya….???
Kya deepak ji ap b gayab ho gyen kya…..???
:O u ne bhaga diya unko but kaise¿¿¿¿
Apka que. Kuch samjh me nhi aya….¿¿¿¿:-/:-/:-/
:)
kuch nahi :)
Ok…
deepak ji hum theek hai aur aap sunao kaise ho?
Priya ji chemistry kaise chal rahi h ?
Koi ladka mila shaadi k liye …
Chhoti-Chhoti baton pe takrar na kiya karo,
Hamare har mazak ko dil pe mat liya karo.
Kya pata saath hai aur kitne din ka,
In palon ko to pyaar se jiya karo
Priya ji mujh se baat nahi kar rahi…..nilesh se to khub baat karti h …
aap 1 hi bat puchte ho meri marriage ki jiska koi ans mere pas nahi hai thats why rply nahi krti. :’( :’(
& abi mujhe marriage ki koi jaldi nahi hai 4-5 years tak :D :) :D :)
Del ji chinta choriye..
4-5 years me marrige ho hi jayegi na…;-D;-D8-)8-)
hehe Jiske L ki jagha uske sir pe Topi ho us se kon baat karna chahega khas kar ladki :p hehehehehe
Hum Is “QABIL” To
Nahi “SHAYAD” Ke Koi
Hum Ko Apna “SAMJHE”
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Lekin “ITNA” To “YAQEEN” Hai
Koi “ROYEGA ” BHUT Humain “KHO” Daine K “BAAD”.
Sachiii!!!!
Nice :)
Del ji apki study kaisi chal rhi hai…..???
Yaar deleted apni shayri mere phone no. per bhej sakte ho
haan Topi wale bahut yad aate hai chale jane ke “BAAD” hehehehe
Kaash..
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Kuch dino ke liye duniya se Chala jana mumkin hota…..
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Suna Hai….
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Log Bahot”YaaD”karte Hai”DooR”Chale JaNe Ke BaaD..!
iske liye duniya chhor ke kya jana,ghar chhor ke bhaag jao thode days k liye pata lag jayega kaun kitna yad krta hai :-D
wah..! Priya ji kya thought h…sahi kaha aapne…
But yr…kisi k liye ghr chodna asan hota h…kisi k
liye…..duniya…..
Mai duniya chodu ya na chodu…koi fark nh padta…plz yr ap ghr mt chodna…ha..ha..ha….
Kyo duniya achi nhi lagti kya…???
Duniya chodne ki bat karte ho bro, sochna b mt… bcz……
Ye jindagi ko film ya game nhi jo restart kr liya jayega… Okkkk…..
Hathi talaab me gira to sare mendak bahar nikal aye,
1 Mendak hathi k peath pe chad gaya
To baki mendak chillae-”Duba Sale Ko Duba ‘Londiyabazi’ karne aya tha”
ye kya tha?
Ye joke tha..
Hum chal rhe hai aj film dekhne….
Dekhna hai to aa jao:-):-):-)
Ohh ok,mujhe nahi laga tha :) :(
nahi,aap dekho :)
bbye,good night to all :))
questn papr of a 5th clss boy,
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.Write an essay about “MY FRIEND” in 200 wrds in half hour..
.Boy finishd d paper in 1min..
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He just wrote 1 sentence,But he got full mrks.
Dat 1 sentence was..
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“Any combination of 26 alphabets can never express MY FRIEND”
1 chaillanging Que for all frndz…
1dada,1bap,1pota 3no ki total age 140yrs Pota jitane month ka DADA utne saal ka. Pota jitane din ka Baap utne week ka
To btao kaun kitane saal ka….???
Sahi jawab dene walo ko hamari tarf se ek nice surprizee….
**GOOD NIGHT FRNDS**
X+Y+Z=140
Z=12*X
52Y=365X
HENCE X+7X+12X=140
X=7
Y=49
Z=84
Good morning dear all frndz..
Deleted ji…
Ans is correctttttt….
Apko iske liye special kiss……. Milegi…
agar ap taiyar ho to….???
wife ko yakeen tha ki husband ka naukarani se sex relation hai.
usne naukrani ko chupke se chhutti pe bhej diya.
raat ko pati toilet gaya to wife chupchap naukarani ke
bed pe so gai aur light off kar diya.
wo silently room me aaya aue sex karne laga..
sex k baad wife boli – tum mujhe yaha dekh ke chaunk gaye na.
aur light on kar di.
watchman bola – arey madam aap…….
moral – jo aurat jyada smart banti hai aise hi chudati hai.
Sahi baat hai aurte sahk karne wale hoti hai
Rashii kahan ho itne dino se.
Gud mrng
Nilesh Yaar study k liye time nahi nikal paa raha hun….
Admin bahut maze le rahe Ho …meri topi bahut pasand aa gyi kya…yahan to Kal bhi bahut sardi thi ….pta nahi kab sardi jayegi……
Deepak Yaar bhai ki shaadi ki sweets jaroor bhijwana…
Mausam Gud joke Yaar …subah subah mazaa aa gya …
Lalitmangla Yaar I don’t have ur phone no…how I can sent :(
Priya ji chlo ab shaadi ki baat nahi karunga …for to baat karogi…
Good morning friends . Rashii site par kyon nhi aa rhi . Rply plzzzzzzzzz
@mausam,..garmi ka mausam thik hai..par ……………………..
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@welcme deepak.
@nilesh..good morning!!
del ji…ok,fir theek hai……
nilesh,hahahahaha,kya gift de rahe ho,hahaha
GöÔÐ mørnîng frnðs
Good morning.:-):-)
abi gift diya kha hai…
Del ji khe tb dunga… Kyo…???
Aj apki shadi hai kya.. Ohhh sorryyyyy….
Apki shadi ka date kb hai…..????:-):-):-):-):-):-)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehe….
(dont mind.:-):-):-))
Sab Priya ki shadi ke peechhe kyon pade ho. Hi PRIYA