Jaisi Ko Taisa, Isse Kahte Hai
Views: 18,203 - Posted on 24 Oct 2011
Ek Ladke Ne College Mein Chinki Ko Dialog Maara.
Ladka: “Andheri Raat Mein Diya Tere Hath Mein.”
Chinki: “Kyaaaa?”
Ladka Muskurate Hue: “Achhi Film Hai Naa.!”
Chinki: “Teri Bahan Ki Choot.”
Ladka Hairani Se: “Whattttt?”
Chinki: “Bahut Laal Hai Naa …?“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Doctor Ke Saath Badtameezi, Na Baba Na
Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi Doctor Ne Ye De ..- Tu Aajkal Gaaliya Badi Dene Lag Gaya Hai
Teacher Santa Se: “Teri Shikayat Mili Hai Tu Aaj Kal Galiiya Badi Deta Hai” Santa: ̶ ..- Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?
Bacha Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai: “Maa Mein Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?” Maa: ..- Where Is Your Biscuits?
10th Class Ki Ek Ladki Biscuit Kha Rahi Thhi Thodi Der Bad Usne Biscuits Apni Bra Mein Rakh Diye Tea ..- How About The Ones Like Mine?
Wife: “I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Dicks. The Big Ones Went For Ten Dollars And The Thic ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
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gv 10 thngs in lyf
D=Dhan
H=Health
A=Anand
N=Nature
T=T alent
E=Enjoyment
R=Romance
A=Aitbar
S=S aubhagya
H=Honesty
wish u & ur family
Happy Dhanterash
Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of ‘Achaar’?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal.
So opposite of ‘Pee+kal’ is ‘Pee+aaj’ = Onion.
(‘.’)…(‘.’)
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दीपावली पर्व की शुरुआत की हार्दिक मंगल कामनाएं !! दीपावली आप सभी को शुभ हो, दीपों को त्यौहार आपके जीवन में नया उत्साह और उन्नति लाये !! ये ही मेरी मंगल कामना है !! जय श्रीराम !!”
oh, so dirty but nice joke.tit for tat by chinky. H w r u frnds. Divya g,rashi ji, kahan ho.jay bro w r u.we are awaiting.
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