Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro

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Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi

Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola

Ladka: “Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro

Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya

Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: “Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo

Ladki: “Kyu?, Kya Hua

Ladka: “Dulha Aane Wala Hai

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72 Responses to "Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro"

  1. Acky says:

    Hey Aaliya dear, you are right must concentrate on your studies first. I want you to fulfill you dream of becoming engineer and make your parents proud.

    I will pray to god for you to make you achieve your goal. My best wishes are with you. All the very very best sweetheart……. miss you so much

  2. Deepak says:

    Haha nice joke yar

  3. Deepak says:

    Divya where r u ?

    Hi aliya chocobebo

  4. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    wow man…,,,CHAALAAK BANDA tha……!!!!!

    loved his smartness…………….

  5. ashay says:

    mai bhi itna hi chalak hu

    • satish says:

      aap ko jab bhi aisa karwana ho to mujhe jarur batana main hajir ho jaunga

    • Ashique says:

      Minisha ne bol diya na k badiya joke hai to khatam.

      Ye sali priyanka ko kuch malum nahi hai.fukat bat karti hai hai na saaf aur shudh minisha

      • minisha says:

        ashique joke to badiya hai tabhi to badiya likha hai.
        waise tum meri leg pulling kar rhe ho muje malum hai

        ye joke hai agar logical hota to fir isko joke nahi theory kehte
        ha ha ha

      • Ashique says:

        Yaar minisha mai q tumhari tang khichne laga,waise bhi mujhe english nahi ati aur tum mujhe sikha rahi ho,to koi apne adarniy shikshika ki tang kaise khich sakta hai.

        Bhai tum jo bolo wo sahi aur aapka ye nachiz vidyarthi ummid karta hai k aagebhi aap sahi aur shudh waktavya karengi.

        Minisha 1 bat ka sahi sahi jawab dena.gussa mat hona. Landki ki mc matlab kya hai,kya us wakt hum sex kar sakte hai,agar sex karenge to kya hoga.

        Pls batao.

      • minisha says:

        ye swal agar knowlege k liye pooch rhe ho to .
        iska biological answer hai:
        mc means manstural cycle. wo time jab female ke eggs male sperm ka wait karke bekar ho chuke hote hai and blood k sath bahar aate hai vagina se.it means ki wo eggs ko sperm nahi mila aur wo pregnant nhi hui. poore ek month k baad mc hoti hai.agar wo male se sex karke uske sperm (cum) ander leti(VEGINA MAI) hai to chances hai ki wo pregnant ho jaye aur fir poore 9 months(delivery) tak mc nhi hogi.
        MC 5-6 DIN HOTI HAI US TIME AGAR FEMALE MALE SPERM ANDER B LETI HAI TO PREGNANT NHI HOTI.LEKIN CLINLINESS KA DHYAN RAKHNA CHAHIYE.BAKI KOI PROB NHI HAI MC MAI SEX KARNE SE

        dr. minisha ka jwab se aap santusht huy Ashique

      • Admin says:

        Minisha MC month ki nahi 28 days ki hoti hai
        Dr. Khada Lund hehehe

  6. Punit mumbai says:

    That's impossible. Bhale hi light band ho wife apne husband ko toh pahchan hi leti hai. Aajkal shadi se pahle toh ladke-ladki milte hi hai.

    • Admin says:

      Punit kisne kaha hai ki joke aaj ke jamane ka hai hehehe
      and tum log jokes ko jokes ki tarha nahiu lete jokes mein facts na laya karo

      • minisha says:

        admin i want to correct here!!
        ye joke aaj k jamane ka ho b sakta hai .kyuki dulhan itni jyada ready thi sex k liye ki usne face dekhne ki jarurat hi nhi samji aur obvious hai ki dulha hi aayega kamre mai . so aisa ho b sakta hai
        ha ha ha ha
        waise sab itna dimag kyu laga rhe hai. dulhan to chud chuki hai.

  7. dk says:

    HI DIVYA WHERE R U

  8. divya says:

    madhab ji kaise ho

  9. divya says:

    ADMIN ji aapne mujhe miss nhi kiya na aap kitne gande ho :(

  10. priyanka says:

    faltu…idiots ko hi acchi lagegi….yaar ese kaise ho sakta hai…..

  11. DAKSH says:

    AISA MAINE B KIYA THA…

    PRIYA K SATH.

    Hi divya kaha ho janeman, abi tk koi comment ni diya tumne..

  12. dev says:

    Kaisi ladki thi dulhe ko pahchane bina khol diya.

  13. kapil dev the cute b says:

    CHOCO dear uski smartness ki to tum daad de rhi ho but aisi hi smartness me tumare sath dikhana chahu to marne k liye daudogi…….just kidding haan dil se mat lena

  14. kapil dev the cute b says:

    """""kya ladkiya itni bewkuf hoti hain""""??????

  15. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud joke! bechari dulhan ne apni seal bacha ke rakhi thi apne dulhe ke liye aur tod gaya koi aur.. aur usse jyada dukh ki baat ki usko ye bhi nahi pata ki uski seal tod ke gaya kaun? she has been cheated. BECHARI

  16. rahulmalhotra says:

    wah bhai wah cha gaya tu to…peg kisi aur ke liye tha aur tu gilas khali kar gya!!

  17. shabnam says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha…… nice joke Sameer.

  18. shabnam says:

    ladki bhi kitni bevkoof hai kam se kam chehra to dekh leti. Ab uske husband ko second hand maal milega.

  19. Acky says:

    Bechara dulha……..

  20. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Acky tu b apne liye vote maang le

  21. max says:

    yaar achchha joke tha

  22. Nishat Syeed says:

    hey yahan to koi aur hi thok k chala gaya yaar. how lovely

  23. himansu says:

    minisha yaar bada simple ans diya. your name was so kuut..mujhse dosti karogi.

  24. Zad.mth(zahid) says:

    Keya yaar sahabnam apne husband ka khayal karo tu 1st hand hai ya 2nd.

  25. Zad.mth(zahid) says:

    Hi ,manisha mujh se dosti karogi?

  26. Deepak says:

    Kinna vadiya joke hai.

    Ladka ladki da fuddu kat k chala gaya te vichare dulhe nu te tutti hui seal wali mil gayi

    hahahahahaha.

  27. Deepak says:

    Minisha n naughty wud u both like 2 b

    my friend.,?

    Plz. Reply soon

  28. Punit mumbai says:

    Deepti tiwari ji kesi hai aap. Kesi rahi apki diwali & welcome back dear.

  29. Deepak says:

    Only for divya..

    Punjabi version;

    divya main tennu milan layee tadap reya

    english version;

    divya i want to meet you badly

    hindi version;

    divya main tumse milna chahta hun

  30. Deepak says:

    Divya dear mainu ta kadi v apna no. Nahi ditta tune .Chadd yar maine v kadi mangya hi nahi.

  31. Deepak says:

    Lo admin sir ajj tun shuru ho geya mera punjaabi version tuhade kehn te.

    Let the girls beware

  32. kapil dev the cute b says:

    DIVYA dear sabse jyada to mene tume miss kiya

  33. Adi says:

    hi aaliya.how r u??btw joke purane hai..whn i was in 8th std jab sune tha

  34. dil jani says:

    jiss ka daao chal jaay dulhan ussi ki

  35. naughty hotty says:

    Ya sure deepak…..kitna bura hua na bichari dulhan k saath,koi aa k uski seal tod kar chala gya pity on her

  36. ritesh kolkata says:

    hi divya…hw r u?

  37. ritesh kolkata says:

    arz kiya hai…

    kaun kehta hai,

    nightfall hota hai,

    are yaaro ye to choot ki yaad mai,

    lund phut phut k rota hai.

  38. Jackson says:

    ye joke hein,isliye badhiya joke hein

  39. allen sagar says:

    sahii hai, kisi aur ki khiir kissi aur na khaali lee

  40. praveen says:

    ye joke bahut he bekar hai,is joke me kisi ek ke wife badnaam nahi hui balki her kisi ki.but main avi banda hoon isliye nice joke.haha……..

  41. shyam says:

    beli munde ge pati ka lund ya dusre ka lund ka diff pata nahi chala… kyko ki e uski pahali raath tha na … bechari