Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro

Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi

Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola

Ladka: “Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro

Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya

Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: “Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo

Ladki: “Kyu?, Kya Hua

Ladka: “Dulha Aane Wala Hai

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Suhagraat Ko Ladke Ne Kaha Jaldi Jaldi Kapde Utaro. Sex Karne Ke Baad Kaha Jaldi Kabde Pehno. Dulhan: Jaldi Kyu? Ladka: Dulha Aane Wala Hai

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  1. Acky says:

    Hey Aaliya dear, you are right must concentrate on your studies first. I want you to fulfill you dream of becoming engineer and make your parents proud.

    I will pray to god for you to make you achieve your goal. My best wishes are with you. All the very very best sweetheart……. miss you so much

      1. Rinkster says:

        Divya I love you first you check first who your dulha don't action reaction but me and you it's ok right baby

      1. minisha says:

        ashique joke to badiya hai tabhi to badiya likha hai.
        waise tum meri leg pulling kar rhe ho muje malum hai

        ye joke hai agar logical hota to fir isko joke nahi theory kehte
        ha ha ha

      2. Ashique says:

        Yaar minisha mai q tumhari tang khichne laga,waise bhi mujhe english nahi ati aur tum mujhe sikha rahi ho,to koi apne adarniy shikshika ki tang kaise khich sakta hai.

        Bhai tum jo bolo wo sahi aur aapka ye nachiz vidyarthi ummid karta hai k aagebhi aap sahi aur shudh waktavya karengi.

        Minisha 1 bat ka sahi sahi jawab dena.gussa mat hona. Landki ki mc matlab kya hai,kya us wakt hum sex kar sakte hai,agar sex karenge to kya hoga.

        Pls batao.

      3. minisha says:

        ye swal agar knowlege k liye pooch rhe ho to .
        iska biological answer hai:
        mc means manstural cycle. wo time jab female ke eggs male sperm ka wait karke bekar ho chuke hote hai and blood k sath bahar aate hai vagina se.it means ki wo eggs ko sperm nahi mila aur wo pregnant nhi hui. poore ek month k baad mc hoti hai.agar wo male se sex karke uske sperm (cum) ander leti(VEGINA MAI) hai to chances hai ki wo pregnant ho jaye aur fir poore 9 months(delivery) tak mc nhi hogi.
        MC 5-6 DIN HOTI HAI US TIME AGAR FEMALE MALE SPERM ANDER B LETI HAI TO PREGNANT NHI HOTI.LEKIN CLINLINESS KA DHYAN RAKHNA CHAHIYE.BAKI KOI PROB NHI HAI MC MAI SEX KARNE SE

        dr. minisha ka jwab se aap santusht huy Ashique

      1. minisha says:

        admin i want to correct here!!
        ye joke aaj k jamane ka ho b sakta hai .kyuki dulhan itni jyada ready thi sex k liye ki usne face dekhne ki jarurat hi nhi samji aur obvious hai ki dulha hi aayega kamre mai . so aisa ho b sakta hai
        ha ha ha ha
        waise sab itna dimag kyu laga rhe hai. dulhan to chud chuki hai.

    1. Admin says:

      Divya ji Extremly sorry par main kya karu mere pass aapka number hi nahi hai Miss call kaha se karta… but i promise ki aap number do main miss kya full call kiya karunga hehe

  2. kapil dev the cute b says:

    CHOCO dear uski smartness ki to tum daad de rhi ho but aisi hi smartness me tumare sath dikhana chahu to marne k liye daudogi…….just kidding haan dil se mat lena

  3. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud joke! bechari dulhan ne apni seal bacha ke rakhi thi apne dulhe ke liye aur tod gaya koi aur.. aur usse jyada dukh ki baat ki usko ye bhi nahi pata ki uski seal tod ke gaya kaun? she has been cheated. BECHARI