Jani, Baat Palle Band Lo

Gosht Ke Bagair Kabab Nahi Banta,

Batain Chodnay Se Koi Nawab Nahi Banta.

Bacha Paida Karny Ke Liye Lund Dalna Padta Hai,

Jani Muthain Marne Se Koi Baap Nahi Banta.

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Gosht K Bager Kabab Nhi Bnta, Batain Chodnay Se Koi Nwab Nhi Bnta. Bacha Peda Karny K Liye Lund Dalna Parta Hai Jani, Muth Marne Se Koi Bap Nhi Bnta.

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34 Comments

  1. kamdev says:

    Wah wah Raj kumar,

    Kya dialog hain…..

    Muth marne aur lund ke upar ek shayri,,,,

    Chodan-Chodan sab kare chod sake na koi,

    Jab Chodan Ki bari aye Lund khara na hoye….

    Jaiiiiiiiii hooooo

  2. Jay says:

    Admin bhai es shayri ko maine 3-4 din pahle apne comments me diya thha. aur Smair ne mere comments ka reply v kiya thha……..check kar lijiye wase maine us comments ko Avi-Avi search kiya likin nahi mil raha hai…..Na jane kish joke me comments diya thha yahi nahi yaad aa raha hai.

  3. Wanted says:

    mujhe lagta hai ye shayri maine isi site me kahi padi hai, waise admin pr suit krta hai hehehehe yaar ab gussa mt krna, tumse kuch baat krne ka mn kr raha tha bs isiliye.. :)

  4. Wanted says:

    mujhe lagta hai ye shayri maine isi site me kahi padi hai, waise admin pr suit krta hai hehehehe yaar ab gussa mt krna, tumse kuch baat krne ka mn kr raha tha bs isiliye.. :)

    @abe matrix, maine rikshaw ko dhakka nhi mara blki rikshaw ko bachane ke chakkar mai gir gya..

    @abe swayambar walo, phle rashii se to puch lo ki wo mere siva kisi or se shadi krne ki sochegi v kya?

    @be jay, tu to rashi ko di bolta hai fir usse shadi kaise krega kamine?

    @hi divya, tum kaha gayab ho gyi dear.

      1. Jay says:

        Admin Bhai Aap Sorry bolkar mujhe sarminda mat kijiye, Mai sorry bolta hun kee mere es msg se aapko heart huwa hai.

        Admin bhai ye mail mujhe mere sath kaam karne wale mere Muslim bhai/dosto ne hi bheja hai, Agar aapko vishwash na ho to apna email id dijiye mai aapko forward kar deta hun.
        Bhai mai office me he hun aur jaise hi ye email received kiya maine aap logo ko Forward kar diya.

        Bhai agar ye fake mail hai to mai manta hun ki maine ye galti kar diya kee bina search kiye aap logo se share kar liya.

      2. Admin says:

        Abe oye Sorry ma bol… par aage se yaad rakhna in mails ko Hoax mails kahte hai or Hoax virus.. ye logo ko mentlity kharab karte hai so inse bach ke raha karo…..

        aur no need to sorry bas gaand de de

      3. Raj Bindaas says:

        wah admin tumhare paas to kafi knowledge hai, GK v thik hai current affair v acha khasa hai hmmmm tere bare me kuch sochna padega hehehe tere rahte hume yaha koi ghas nhi dalne wala, pehli bar pappu hatela ko koi bhari aadmi padela hai kuch sochna padega

      4. Admin says:

        bhonsdi ke ghaas nahi dalenge par L.#nd to dal denge na tu le liyo… aur tu aaj ke baad mere koi koi b mssg na kariyo
        Kitni bar bola hai ki apna number de kuch kam hai… par tu hai ki sale manta hi nahi… thik hai aaj se tera mera koi rishta nahi

        Vo sare nakli ke L#nd jo mene tujhe jay se leke diye thhe vapis kar de

      1. Kaliya says:

        Wanted us msg ko admin ne delete kr diya taki tu kisi gande admi ke jhanse mien na a jay. hehe,,..

  5. Jay says:

    Dear All,

    What does

    “Nine Chix Pour Pour Pipe Chix Pipe Pour Pour Pipe”

    Mean?

    Not a Tongue Twister
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    Have a good laugh and have a good day

  6. Heartbeat says:

    A chinese docter says a woman has 5 rooms:- Face is showroom, Breast is playroom, Stomach is storeroom, Vagina is guestroom, Ass is a emergencyroom

  7. Shivendra says:

    Hi gud mrng admin, jay, kapil, prince, dhiraj, wanted, matrix, ravan, kaliya, banjara, mausam, kaise ho aap sab?

    Agr kisi ka naam chhut gya ho to sorry bcoz m new here

    1. Jay says:

      Hey Shivendra aapka es site par hum sabhi nonvegi frnds Aapne Sath apne Pappu ko v khada kare aapka welcome karte hai………heheheh frnds don't mind.

  8. Thakur.Muthmar.singh says:

    Mere dost jay, raj bindas admin kaliya heartbeat and all frind! ma ajkal bahut tention se gujar raha hu

    mujhe lagta ki agar meri is maha samasya ka samadhan nai hua to ma suiside kar lunga.

    Agar aap apne is badnseeb dost ki help karne ko tatpart ha to thakur nam ke sath star* lagaker meri problme ka solve dhundne ki sehmati jatayen

    1. Admin says:

      abe oahle problem batayega to hi solve karne ki koshish karenge

      ab tune man le bola ki mene kisi ladke ki g..and marni hai hai to hum kisi Kaaliya kutte ne thode kaata hai jo haan kar de bina problem jane

      1. Admin says:

        hehe shukriya… bas sale ab agar police ne mere yaha chapa mara to beta tu gaya hehehehe

  9. Jay says:

    Thakur yar ab mai kya bolu Bhai ne to bol hi diya aur haa karni he hai to suuuuuuu side me jakar karna, ehar mat chaddi utar k suuuuuuuu karne lagana…….hehehe