Jasoos Pati Ki Jasoosi Kam Na Aayi
Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Par Bahut Shak Karta Tha Ki Uska Kisi Aur Ke Sath Chakkar Hai.
Lekin Patni Aisi Nahi Thi Phir Bhi Wo Aadmi Apni Patni Ko Roz Satata Aur Kehta,
Pati: “Main Bhi Bahut Bada Jaasoos Hun, Tera Pakka Bahar Kisi Ke Sath Chakkar Hai”
Preshan Ho Kar Patni Ne Apne Pati Ko Sabak Sikhane Ki Sochi, Usne Ek Jawan Pados Ke Ladke Se Dosti Ki,
Aur Pati Ki Chutti Wale Din Dopehar Ke Samaye Use Bula Kar Bathroom Mein Chupa Diya Aur Khud Rasoi Mein Aata Gunthne Lagi.
Aata Gunthte-Gunthte Bheech Mein Wo Apne Pati Ke Paas Aayi Aur Boli
Patni: “Mere Hathon Mein Aata Laga Hai Aur Mujhe Bohat Jor Se Peshab Aaya Hai, Jara Meri Salwaar Ka Nala Khol Do”
Pati Ne Uski Salwaar Ka Nala Khol Diya. Patni Bathroom Mein Chali Gayi, Thodi Dair Baad Phir Aayi Aur Apne Pati Se Boli,
Patni: “Mera Nala Bandh Do”
Pati Ne Salwaar Ka Nala Bandh Diya, Uske Baad Patni Boli,
Patni: “Bhonsdi Ke Apne Aap Ko Bada Jasoos Samjhte Ho, Ab Kaha Gayi Tumhari Jasoosi?”
Pati Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Usne Puchha: “Kyu Kya Hua?”
Patni Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Tumne Apne Hath Se Meri Salwaar Kholi, Main Bathroom Mein Apne Yaar Se Chudva Ke Aayi, Phir Tumne Hi Apne Hathon Se Meri Salwaar Bandhi, Tumhe Kuch Pata Chla Ki Main Apne Yaar Se Chud Aayi?“
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Sab Sochte Hai Ki Santa Bevkoof Hai, Par Ye Baat Bilkul Galat Hai, Asal Mein Santa Bahut Hi Bhola Ha ..- Akal Ki Baat Vol.6
Cho.ot, Chu.chi, Sharab Or Chilam Jitni Bhi Piyo Kabhi Jhuthi Nahin Hoti.- Santa Aur Chowmein Ka Sawad
Santa Subha Khana Khate Hue Biwi Par Chilla Raha Tha. Santa: “Ye Kya? Khane Mein Baal, Andhi H ..- Dadi Maa Ki Story
Bachha Dadi Se: “Dadi Mujhe Ek Kahani Sunao Na” Dadi: “Ek Bar Ek Gaanv Mein Ek Saw ..- Similarity Between A Blue Movie And Tragedy Movie?
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एक आदमी अपनी पत्नी पर बहुत शक करता था की उसका किसी और के साथ चक्कर है.
लेकिन पत्नी ऐसी नहीं थी फिर भी वो आदमी अपनी पत्नी को रोज़ सताता और कहता,
पति: "मैं भी बहुत बड़ा जासूस हूँ, तेरा पक्का बाहर किसी के साथ चक्कर है"
परेशान हो कर पत्नी ने अपने पति को सबक सिखाने की सोची, उसने एक जवान पड़ोस के लड़के से दोस्ती की,
और पति की छुट्टी वाले दिन दोपहर के समाये उसे बुला कर बाथरूम में छुपा दिया और खुद रसोई में आटा गूंथने लगी.
आटा गूंथते-गूंथते बीच में वो अपने पति के पास आई और बोली
पत्नी: "मेरे हाथों में आटा लगा है और मुझे बोहत जोर से पेशाब आया है, जरा मेरी सलवार का नाला खोल दो"
पति ने उसकी सलवार का नाला खोल दिया. पत्नी बाथरूम में चली गयी, थोड़ी देर बाद फिर आई और अपने पति से बोली,
पत्नी: "मेरा नाला बांध दो"
पति ने सलवार का नाला बांध दिया, उसके बाद पत्नी बोली,
पत्नी: "भोंसड़ी के अपने आप को बड़ा जासूस समझते हो, अब कहा गयी तुम्हारी जासूसी?"
पति हैरान हो गया और उसने पूछा: "क्यों क्या हुआ?"
पत्नी उसका मजाक उड़ाते हुए: "तुमने अपने हाथ से मेरी सलवार खोली, मैं बाथरूम में अपने यार से चुदवा के आई, फिर तुमने ही अपने हाथों से मेरी सलवार बंधी, तुम्हे कुछ पता चला की मैं अपने यार से चुद आई?"
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hmmmmmm bahat Bhayanak Joke tha Baba Ji :O
Lazy pati.. Hahahahahahehehe…
Solid dimag lagaya biwi ne ……
bewakuf pati yesy vi hote he h
Mamtaji patniyo ke bare me bhi to kuch kahiye
Badiya hai
hahaahmast he,ek dam mast
ohhhh… Boht hi ghatiya joke, kab sudhroge tum log?
gr sudhrna hi hota to idhar q aate, jakr satsng na krte :p
सही कहा तुमने वान्टिड भाई,
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dhanyawad. Lund ke sath
पता नही क्यो ये चुट्कुला बहुत ही सेक्सी लगा……॥
Main apni har sans usi raat ko de doon
Sir rakh k mere seene per so jao kisi din
deleated bro, tu shayri sunate-2 song q sunane lga??? waise ye mere fbrt sng me se ek hai :)
bhai mujhe ye aacha lga to meine likh diya
Wah wah kya likha hai adminji…..adminji muje pehchana apne….shayad nahi. Mahi manish hu. 2010 me apne meri help ki thi mere dad ke liye blood ka add dia tha apni site pe…..iam back once again after a long tym
Yupp., welcom back. & ab daddy kese hai
@Manish tum to gye bhai but tmhari Anjali nhi dikh rhi o kaha hai ??????
kahi tum log shadi to nhi kar liye hmmm
For Admin
Taskeen-e-Dil K Liya Guftugu Kartay Hein Log
Maloom Tou Mujhay Bhi Hai K Mein Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagta
GM
GM gud morning nahi gud night ho gyi h admin…GN
GM Means Gaand Mara hehehe :p
Zara C Fursat Nikaal K Qatal Hi kar Daaloo
Hamey. . .
U intizaar Mein Tadap Tadap K Marna Acha nhi Lagtaa. . .
wow, vry nice
Delet kya ‘us’ ki jagah ma tumahra qatal kar sakta hu?? Kya ha na mujhe apne dost ka yun tadapna achha nahi lagta.D
wanted bro ye wala mujhe bahut aacha lga
app k liye pesh h
Andar Se To Kab K Mar Chuke Hain Hum..
Ae Mout
Tu B Aa Ja
K Log Saboot Mangte Hain
great, yaar 2m itni achchi shayris late kaha se ho
bas yaar dil dhundh hi leta h…
Koi Zaroorat Nahi Kisi Ko Yaad Aaun Main
Koi Mujhey Yaad Aa Raha Hai Yehi Bahut Hai
for those who really loved someone
Pehley Yaad Karna Ussey Phir Rotey Rehna
Janey kab chhorey Ga DIL ye Harkatein karna
bas yaar aaj or nahi post karunga nahi to admin block kar dega….
@ priya ji,
rashi ji,
nilesh,
wanted,
jay,
dhiraj,
pankaj,
HPS,
sonam,
Kashish,
pearl,
Don,
Prince,
sonu,
mousam ,
mamta and
Anuj
aap k liye que h
Agr Khuda kahe ki aap jis se bahut LOVE krte ho.. Use jitna yaad kroge uski zindagi utni hi kam ho jayege to aap kya karoge..?
mai khudkushi kr lunga. kyoki na mai use bhul skta hu or na hi apni aankho k saamne uski age km hote hue v nhi dekh skta
Shadi kr lenge fir yad krne ka khel khatam
hehehe, shadi krne k baad to kch v kro to dr se phli yaad usi ki yaad aayegi.. ;)
tera to naam hi nahi likha tha meine ,,,,fir tu kyon bola….
mai admin k zwaab se shmt hu
Deleted ji, mai to god se yhi kahunga ki aap meri aadhi age mere love ko de dijiye.. Taki mai usko yad b karu to uski utni age kam hogi jitna maine diya tha. Is tarh se meri jindagi love ke khatir khatm bhi ho jaye to koi gam nhi. Aur uski puri ki puri jindagi salamat bach jayegi.. Jisse wo apni puri jindagi jee sake..
So aakhiri me mai yhi kahunga, ki kisi ka b bura nhi karna chahiye.. chahe isme khud ki jaan hi kyo na chali jaye… tc.
jyada se jyada yaad kar ke uski jaan le lunga ;) – 1st part
Aur agar wo marr gyi to mera bhi kaam tamaam, kyoki meri jaan to usme basti hai :( – 2nd part
@ Deleted * ^
priya i lve u yr. puchhh..h…hh..hhh
hmm
hmm
Sameer????
hmmmm
Oye pagal, tu kaun be?
Fasa diya deleted bhi kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha ?? Hum ko to admin ka ans sahi laga.
Dosti Bilkul
“Kolaveri Di” Ke Tarha
Hoti Hai
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Jis Me Smajhne Ki
Zaroorat Nahi
Bus Enjoy Karo…..
yupp admin ne sahi kaha….mrg is d best option…. mai b shadi kr lungi…..wo all tym samne hoga to yaad krne ka chance hi ni milega……
Hmmm. Priya. Nested, for, loop… Bus ainvi puchha. Curiosity, you know. Waise aap isi field me aage career chunengi ya koi aur. For your information main khud ek application developer hoo…
Deleted ji ap k que ka ans- jise sbse jyda love krege hum use yaad krne ki jarurat hi nhi, kyuki yaad use kiya jata hain jise bhula diya jata hain aur hum apne love ko bhulege hi nhi to yaad krne ki jarurat hi kyu
aaye haye.. ye ek din meri jaan lekr hi manegi ;)
abe une bato bato mein meri umar bada di :p
Jay dear aj apka ofc bnd isliye ap gayab?
Dhiraj ji, Wanted ji, nilesh ji, hps ji, anuj ji, prince ji,priya ji, panchi ji, naina ji, kapil ji, pankaj ji, bheem ji, mausam ji, kaise ho sb?
Manish ji ab kaise hain dad, aur ap kaha gayab the itne din?
Rashi ji aapki yaad aur aas me jee rha hu :(
aur aap hai ki puchti hai kaise ho :’(
mai thik hu..
ha ji ap ka sawal vi thik h>my to itna yead karungi ki uski umr ghat kar ami ki goud me chala jay h h e
anuj ji ye sameer admin ji toh nhi hehe
Rashi ji kuch bhi ho sakta hai ;)
anuj ji nind nhi aa rahi :(
rashi ji soo jayeya
aaj fir raat bhar jagne ka vichar h kya?
Phoolon se to Wafa mil na saki .. aao kanton se Dosti kar le..,
Suna hai k ye Daman pakad le to phir itni asani se chhora nahi karte .
Tamanna tere wajud ki hoti to duniya se chheen lata…
ISHQ teri rooh se hai iss liye KHUDA se mangta hun..
Hum Ne Mohbbat Ke Nashe Me Aa Kr Use Khuda Bana Dala…,
Hosh Tab Aaya Jab UsNe Kaha Ki — Khuda Kisi ek Ka Nahi Hota
चलो कुछ दिनो के लिये दुनिया छोड चले …
सुना है…
लोग बहुत याद करते है किसी के चले जाने के बाद..!!!
log seeney main qaid rakhatey hain….
humne sar par chadha liya dil ko…
Good morning DOSTO.
dear all frndz (ADMIN JAY DELETED HPS WANTED ANUJ DHEERAJ PRIYA RASHI NAINA &other all frnds)… Kaise ho ap sub…???
vry gd mrng nilesh
Same 2 u.. WANTED JI
Aap itne time kha farar ho jate ho..?? Hahahahahahaha….
gud morning, and baba ji i dont lyk dis, but mere lyk krne se kya hota h, aur sabko to acha laga so :))
heuheuheuheu hahahah mast aur madmast joke.
mujhe to nilesh ka answer theek laga….
baki sab bhi aapni aapni jagah sahi ho….
Thanks.. Bro..
Zbrdst and mast joke.
accha sabak sikhaya hehehhehe