Jeevan Ka Maqsad
Views: 2,934 - Posted on 06 Sep 2010
Ladki Apne Ek Male Friend Se Poochti Hai
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lun.d ke to do kaam hote hai….ek susu karna and dusra…..cho…
Priyanka, Tum plss matlab na samjhao hum ladko ki, ye cheeze to hum jab paida hone se pehle pet mein hote hai tabhi se sikhna shuru kar dete hai
isileye ladke itne gande hote hai….kabhi sudhar nahi sakte
Yup we are dear, par tum ladkiyo ko jab bhagwan banake finalize stage mein rakhta hai tum ladkiya tabi se sochna shuru kar deti hai
ki kese ladko ko tadpaya jaye. kesi apni adaye dikhake unko apne piche lagaya jaye. aur unko mana bhi karti rahe
taki ladka khud apni hi aag mein jal jal ke marta rahe
Ladkiyo ke bare mein kisi Syane ne (Admin) ne kaha hai
Ladkiya ladko ko patang ki dor ki tarha se hand karti hai
pehle dheela chod deti hai
fir khich ke tight kar deti hai
fir thoda sa dhila chod deti hai
and finally usko bich mein latkane ke liye chod deti hai
Hope baki ladko ko meri baat se itefaq hoga
Waah Waah Waah Dil khus hogaya
Landd ka ek aur kam hota hai . Usko khada krke bike ki chabi tang do . Ha ha ha . Kyo priyanka bhai hai n tishra kam landd ka .
Rishi bike ki chabhi jo latki hui hoti hai dikhai to nahi deti hai nai?by the way chabi k alawa aur kya latkate ho?
Chabi ke alava aap pani cloths taag sakte ho. site pe ek joke bhi hai ki Dr saab lund khada nahi hota. Search karo aur padho
Arrey bhaiyo lund ke bahut kaam hote hai… jaiseki…
1) muutna
2)hilaana
3)sperm bhar nikaalna
4)kisi ladki ki dream banna
5)ladkiyo ka khilauna banna
6)ladkiyo ko gam me khush kar dena
7)stripper bannke paise kamana
8)kisi ki biwi ko choodkar usse khush karna
9)AAUR GHAR PE ACCHI GORI KAAMWALI(SERVENT) KO LUND DIKHAKAR BAHUT FREE SEX KARNA……. ETC ETC ETC
hi admin nice joke.
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rishi bhaiya aap apne behan ko ''bhai'' kyu keh rahe hai…..mai aap ko pehle hi sorry bol chuki hu….ki maine jaldi jaldi me aap ke naam ke aage didi lekh diya tha…
admin whatta sxy salah.
priyanka dr, kuch jyda hi interest hai apka in dirty joke.apki private society k bhee do hi kam hai chu…. or poulation bdhana.NICE
ADMIN U R DIRTY KING.NEW NAME 4 U
Thanks Night Rider
ok freinds good night…..mai ab sone jaa rahi hu…kal milenge….
Gud Morning Admin Sir n friends. Rishi bhai kaise hain aap? bhul gaye kya apun ko ?
Hi priyanka
Mazzaaa… aa gaya,bahut hi mast tha
Priyanka tune mera lund khada kar di hi, kya karu tere hawale kar du, ya apna haath jaggnath.
priyanka kesi ho.
Hi kya gajab h
is bechare se kya kya kaam karwaoge dosto
Nice jokes
Priyanka tum kabhi bhi ladko ka kartus ki sath nahi khelogi kya.
priyanka itni jaldi so rahi ho?tum india me ho ya bahar ?
yar admin tumse ek request hai ki tum comment ke posting ka time bhi daala karo.
pata hi nahi chalta kisne kab comment send kiya tha.
aur ho sake to isko live chat bana do. bina edit kiye.waise bhi nonveg site par edit karne ki jarurat hi kya hai?
yahan koi bhajan to karne nahi aata. sab kuch ganda hi likha hota hai aur comment bhi sab gande hi dete hai.
Ravi, Maine sare comments with time and date diye hai but its on different page
recent comment ke niche ek link bhi hai kabhhi usko check karte to khud pata lag jata http://nonvegjokes.com/recent-comments/
And live chat bhi dalunga under process hai vo it will take some time. so please wait.
Jeeva isko bechara mt kho yar . Ye bdi kamini cheez hai . Iski ek galti tujhe 9 month k liye tadpa sakti hai .